So you're trouting through Brazil, and a calls for you. You turn around and you hear:
>Me da seu dinheiro irmao
What do you do?
>>56016504
Mais eu não tenho dinheiro
Why would I be in Brazil?
>>56016504
dios mio
>>56016504
sup man
Lets find cold beer.
>>56016504
say that i dont speak monkey
pfff Im a peruvian
inmediately do a krav maga technique to disarm him
>>56017086
>>56016504
put hands up and say я нe гoвopю пo бpaзильcки
and give him all my money and watches
>>56016504
I'm pretty sure it's a beta nigger, I react and kick off him.
I'm not your brother, guy
Samba rumba bueno
>fodja min bunda aayyy delicioso
The only Portuguese I know is from shemale porn
>>56016650
This desu senpai
>>56016504
>>Me da seu dinheiro irmao
...? Ayy lmao to you too!
>>56016504
do this
>>56017935
I'm not your guy, buddy
>>56018136
it could save your life
>>56017808
This. Brazilian nigger bandits are amateur cowards. There are lot of cases they get BTFO
>>56016504
Shoot him first, obviously
Ok, my dick is covered in mashed banana, now what?