Easy Like Sunday Morning edition
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in your language (bonus points if you include an IPA guide, especially for lesser known languages) or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. :o)
"A Character of Dr Thomas Blackwell, written by Dr Alexander Gerard.
[Taken from the Aberdeen Journal.]
ON Sunday the 6th of March 1757, died at Edinburgh, in the fifty-sixth year of his age, Dr Thomas Blackwell, Principal and Professor of Greek in the Marischal College of Aberdeen. He became very early conspicuous in life for his masterly knowledge in all the several branches of polite literature ; and, by his 'Inquiry into the Life and Writings of Homer', acquired at once that distinguished character in the learned world, which he ever after supported with so much credit and reputation."
shameless self-bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SoXmjfoE03
Gotta keep the thread alive.
>>56010615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hmrjl2kbET
>>56011272
I barely have a clue what I read to be perfectly honest familia.
>>56011657
>>56008351
Dédicace à /lat/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JyrC6Fmn7v
>>56013591
What language is that, Arabic?
>>56014197
Spanish from latin America
>>56014250
>Spanish
Okay so I was pretty close.
>Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SCgB4xT1z
How about you guys?
>>56016479
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JlYQOBgMZw
t. Sir Fedorington McDewmountain lord of Cheetoshire
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JVfBnUHVYM
rate my song...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bwspI8lKQ5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18oHgjZzNON
>>56017155
very good <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dSVBXLSijp
>>56016479
This fucking list again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCqTUXWrdi
>>56017155
I actually liked it. It's not the kind of music that I'd listen to regularly, but I liked how you performed it. I liked the energy, you know? Good job! literally just as I finished writing "Good job!" you screamed "hail satan" so... uhh... I'm, I'm gonna say, I liked it except for that part. kek
>>56017579
>This fucking list again.
kek, I had to do something that would appeal to the masses else the thread was going to 404.
Man, you would really fit in like a local where I live, no one would ever assume you hadn't lived here your whole life.
>>56017155
Still good brother.
>>56018029
That's what happens when I don't try hold back my "natural" accent.
No one wants to read shit today.
>>56018695
>That's what happens when I don't try hold back my "natural" accent.
If that's your natural accent, you really are an American. On a scale of 1 to George W. Bush, how much apple pie and baseball do you consume every Sunday?
>No one wants to read shit today.
Write "Should I take my pants off first?" in French and I'll read that.
tabrik agha, chetoori? emrooz shoma Kabul meyron? madar tu khoob ast? bar ma salam begooyen. kerem bechoosh padarnalat!
>>56018877
I wasn't even going all out.
Here you go : "Faut-il d'abord que j'enlève mon pantalon ?"
>>56017178
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rh63H5d88o
>>56017570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e5ESO1iNoT
someone read this:
“Though I am young, and cannot tell”
BY BEN JONSON
Though I am young, and cannot tell
Either what Death or Love is well,
Yet I have heard they both bear darts,
And both do aim at human hearts.
And then again, I have been told
Love wounds with heat, as Death with cold;
So that I fear they do but bring
Extremes to touch, and mean one thing.
As in a ruin we it call
One thing to be blown up, or fall;
Or to our end like way may have
By a flash of lightning, or a wave;
So Love’s inflamed shaft or brand
May kill as soon as Death’s cold hand;
Except Love’s fires the virtue have
To fright the frost out of the grave.
If anyone knows hebrew I can write things for you to say.
>>56019291
>Faut-il d'abord que j'enlève mon pantalon ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCWdb8U1DZ
>>56019696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DGkmiyQb3q
>>56020060
anon it had a completely different vibe to it than I intended.
Do you sing?
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/margotthenuclearsoandsos/skeletonkey.html
>>56020060
That was very good actually. Perfectly understandable. You're all set for Québec.
>>56020317
>anon it had a completely different vibe to it than I intended.
kek, I thought all poetry is read to a backdrop of bongos?
>>56020442
>You're all set for Québec.
I'm hoping that's the only sentence I'll ever need to say in French.
What the fuaark should I read
Long time no see senpai
>>56021019
read it if you dare
>>56021153
Hello friend could you greet me in your mother tongue?
>>56021238
Kaixo, judu jauna.
(Hello, mr jew)
>>56021331
>Kaixo
>Not Hola
Hey, it's you! :o)
>>56021473
It'd be "Hola, señor judío" in Spanish
>>56021615
I was reading about these French islands off the coast of Canada, and one of the only cultural events they have every year is a summer festival celebrating their Basque heritage.
stupid heritage faggots.
>>56021842
St Pierre and Miquelon? Their flag contains the Basque flag (aka ikurrina).
>>56021921
Yeah, that's it. I wonder what the other three are.
>>56016479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lDDclzpWAa
>>56022282
Basque country, Brittany and Normandy.
>>56022309
Ontario?
>>56022723
Alberta
>>56022365
Wow, what kind of place bases their flag off of the flags of the places where their ancestors left? Talk about unoriginal.
one more bump in hopes that an Aussie will post.
will also accept Kiwis, but I won't be completely happy about it.
