Teach me to swear in your language
>>55961372
Иди нaхyй
vai para a cona da tua mãe, filho da puta do caralho.
HITSINPIMPULAT
Salutations mon ami, puisse cette magnifique journée ensoleillée te porter bonheur.
you're tacky and I hate you
perkele
ΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑΜΑΛΑΚΑ
Scheiße
操你妈的逼。
(tsao nee mah duh bee)
dumb cunt = domme kut
>>55961372
PUTAIN DE BORDEL DE MERDE, J'EN AI PLEIN LE CUL DE CES FILS A LA CON
>>55962970
>cona
lel
vittu perkele saatana
vitun vittu ei jumalauta mitä vittua mikä helvetin vittu ei saatana
Chupame la pija desde la luna con labio leporino y vos sacale una foto y fijate para que lado va
>>55961372
Cago'n Déu amb el cap fet estelles damunt de les mamelles de la puta mare de Déu.
Would be something like: I shit on God with my chipped head over the boobs of the whore mother of God
Vittujen vitun vittu!
The cunt of the cunt of all cunts.
>>55961372
Fuck you.
Burn in hell.
Suck my balls.
Go fuck a pencil sharpener.
Go eat a dick.
Go fuck a blender.
You keep talking, I'll shove my boot so far up your ass you'll be tasting shoe polish for a month.
Retard.
Moron.
Fucknuts.
Numbnuts.
Asshole.
Go eat your own clit.
Go drink your own period.
Faggot. Nigger.
Honky.
Fuck boy.
Bitch boy.
Chinky.
Anchor baby.
Cunt.
Fuck.
Damn.
Shit.
There's probably a lot more.
>>55967044
>There's probably a lot more.
But where are the proofs?
>>55961372
PORCO DIO
>>55961372
senin ananın amına yoğurt döküp ayran olana kadar sikerim amcık
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTmKZ26gmj8
>>55961372
Гoвнo, зaлyпa, пeниc, хep, дaвaлкa, хyй, блядинa,
Гoлoвкa, шлюхa, жoпa, члeн, eблaн, пeтyх, мyдилa,
Pyкoблyд, ccaнинa, oчкo, блядyн, вaгинa,
Cyкa, eблaнищe, влaгaлищe, пepдyн, дpoчилa
Пидop, пиздa, тyз, мaлaфья, гoмик, мyдилa, пилoткa, мaндa,
Aнyc, вaгинa, пyтaнa, пeдpилa, шaлaвa, хyилa, мoшoнкa, eлдa.
Go make your own tea.
>>55967044
http://www.noswearing.com/dictionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH63N0GyvxM
>>55961372
>>55966926
Puta
Ruc
Cabró
Xarnego (de merda)
Capsigrany
Gamarús
Ximple
Borinot
Tòtil
Torracollons
Tocapebrots
Tros de soca
Imbècil
Mitjamerda
Mico filós
Malparit
>>55967431
In retrospect, some of these insults in the .jpg are really really weak.
ripuli kyrpä kusi pillu perse muna smegma kommunisti vittu paska pissa siitin anaali natsi haarukka hitler uloste pukama kalle havumäki kim jong ill pergele homo svedupelle hinuri hitler vagina saatana sukkastanin jumalauta saatana pedofiili afrikka Aleksander stub perhana anime adolf pohjois korea kusi kyrpä paska
>>55967431
>You're not very nice and I don't like you
Me cago en tu madre hijo de la gran puta.
Translates roughly to "I shit on your mother you son of a gigantic bitch".
>>55967601
>such is the fate of those copy off of google images without thinking about it.
>>55961372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia74VZ44iFM
Tosser
Wanker
Cunt
Bastard
Prick
Bloody
Arse (not ass)
Bender
Bollocks
Bugger
Todger
Cock
Goolies
Prat
Pillock
Shite
Slag
Some of these are fairly casual/tame but still pretty satisfying to say
>>55967840
Waeva u say blady poofta
>>55967840
>forgot twat
ripping up my passport as we speak
>>55967840
>>55967934
I love british swear words. "Strumpet" is still used?
>>55968534
Not really, it's quite old-fashioned. I wish it was, though
>>55967840
Yall use "prick" as a swear word?
It's pretty PG13 here. No one wants to be called one of course but it's not ever censored.
gamo to mouni tis poutanas pou se petakse skoupidi
Porch monkey
Jungle Bunny
Shitkicker
Nigger-rig
I think that's all I see used here and not used much elsewhere.
>>55968958
Same here I guess. It's probably more offensive depending on the intonation and context in which you use it
Like it could either be used playfully towards a mate or you could be gearing up for a fight. I suppose in that way it's quite versatile
>>55961372
Your clay seems pretty
>>55961372
When swearing in portuguese, you can always use "do caralho" at the end, like >>55962970 shows. It adds a lot of emphasis in a vulgar way.
>>55967044
Swearing in english sounds lame and weak
shit
fuck
kos emac
ina3l aboc
(ya) homo (mizdayen)
zayyin
ben zona
There are more insults in Italian than in all other European languages combined.
Apart from Russian, those slavs swear like hell syka blyat
>>55961372
Sa bagassa 'e Pio IX burdo
>>55961372
Otjebis.
አንድ ሴት ዉሻ እናንተ ልጅ በኮንዶም!!
en ce moment j'parirais qu'tu t'imagines déjà en train d'sucer ma bite au rythme des coups de fouet d'mes couilles sur ta gueule.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z8b3LV3ZTd
Stai zitto, rottinculo di merda, tu e quella ciucciacazzi di tua madre troia, tuo padre frocio e il tuo merdosissimo fratello ritardato del cazzo, coglione spastico, mongoloide rincoglionito, testa di minchia e puttana la tua mamma.
Seni ananın amından çekip çıkaran ebenin göz yaşlarını sikeyim.
Roughly translates into " fuck the tears of the midwife who have pulled you out of your mother's cunt "
>>55973980
va fa a napoli, correct?
>>55973980
> insulti
> niente bestemmie
> GTFO
Sellisele paksule türale ei õppeta mina midagi!
>>55961372
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_profanity
>>55973894
right now i'm sure you think of sucking my dick following the rythm of lashes of my balls right in your face
kek
>>55972623
What does "do caralho" mean?
>>55974741
caralho is a slang for benis, "do caralho" in this context is like he said, used to give emphasis
Faen
Satan
Helvete
Forpulte
Dritt
Kuk
Hæstkuk
Rassholl
Ræv
Fitte
Kuksuger
Fillern
Jævla
Pokker
Of course most of these got several different variation, from dialectal differences to people having their own preferences, not to talk about the interestings ways you can combine some of these
>>55974996
O caralho marca presença na poesia e literatura modernas, especialmente como disfemismo e elemento provocador, e por vezes como erotismo, tendo entrado no panteão da mitologia brasileira como caralho-de-asas, que por sua vez inspirou um personagem de banda desenhada, o passaralho.
>>55975302
obrigado, melhor aliado
>>55975387
De nada, cara. E obrigado pelos memes na sua linguagem. Eu ri na vida real
>>55961372
ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE "PARADISE" PLANET.
BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
ONLY MY HATE.
IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED HUMAN THINK PAN TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.
IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG. SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT GOD THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER.
IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE.
IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT.
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.
>>55974205
Ha detto insulti, mica bestemmie.
>>55975632
Igualmente, os memes argentinos me fascinam tremendamente
>>55973380
If you think those are lame and weak, wait until you look up British swears.
"Cunt"
>>55978004
how do I pronounce that, and what does it translate to?
>>55978004
Fuck off cunt
Fuckin poof
>>55961372
>supot
literally means uncircumcised and that's a serious insult
>>55978004
>>55978135
>>55978144
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X3xEKwpu4D
>>55967569
>stk osaan tän ulkoa
Poof
Poofter
Fag
Faggot
Wog
Chink
Gook
Polack
Slavshit
Seppo
Curry
Abo
Cunt
Dumbcunt
Shitcunt
Fatcunt
Stupidcunt
Gaycunt
Softcunt
Prick
Dickhead
Fuckwit
Spastic
Retard
Gimp
Arsehole
Softcock
Motherfucker
Gronk
>>55978634
Jej
>>55978211
we taught you well
>>55974741
"Caralho" is originally a word used to refer to the top of a ship's mast. So people would say "vai para o caralho" (go to the top mast) and since this is by no means a good thing, in time it became a common swearing and given the phallic appearance of the mast, a synonym for penis.
>>55975302
kek.
>>55961372
https://web.archive.org/web/20151031053526/http://www.linguatrek.com/blog/2011/07/how-to-swear-like-a-pole-pierdoli%C4%87
>>55967044
>>55967431
I thought I'd try to translate those into Polish but I just gave up. Polish language is not even lame enough to have equivalents of those. Saying shit like "fucknuts" or "dickhead" or "ball licker" in order to insult someone only makes you sound like a retard. If someone used words like these in a conversation, I'd change my voice and speak slowly to make sure he understands what I say.
>>55961427
Пoшeл нa хyй, идиoтa. Иди нaхyй cyкa блядь.
>>55981429
идиoт пpaвильнo, хyилa
Hey cut it out, man
>>55981450
Чтo, блядь?
>>55981531
идиoт пpaвильнo a нe идиoтa, пoнятнo тeбe, пoлyдypoк блять?
>>55981582
Лoл cпacибo ИДИOTA
>>55981675
дyбинa ты cтoepocoвaя
黑鬼 (nigger)
idi idi idi idi idi nahui
Do you even have lewd poems like this?
https://pl.wikisource.org/wiki/Ba%C5%9B%C5%84_o_trzech_braciach_i_kr%C3%B3lewnie
>>55973380
it's because he phrased each one poorly
to truly get underneath one's skin, phrasing is key
