What happens here?
>>55953706
not a lot m8. fuck all beaches, and the ""beaches"" they have drop off into sheer ocean once you get a metre offshore, kek.
They make fortified wines. It's a bretty good temp all year round. That's all I really have to say. It's one of the few places I've been that I don't really have much desire to go back to (no offense Portugese bros)
it's a banana state ruled by a clown
They make cake
>>55953706
>>55953798
>They make fortified wines
Interestingly enough it was one of the few wines that survived the trans Atlantic voyage to colonial America so it was popular around the time of the Revolution.
the topography really isn't suitable for living, but the climate is perfect.
Between 15ºC/60F and 25ºC/80F 90% of the time.
>>55953894
yeah, Port (another one from Portugal) was basically produced exclusively for the RN as random as that sounds.
>>55953798
>and the ""beaches"" they have drop off into sheer ocean once you get a metre offshore, kek.
That's scary
Ayurveda
>>55953706
Azores is the superior archipelago
>>55953848
Just like the rest of Portugal?
>>55953706
Drunk Brits
>>55954076
much more than the rest
>>55953706
Canary Islands Junior
>>55954113
not really mate. it's not even that popular. but the tourists that go there are better than those to the canary islands a few hundred nautical miles south, certainly
>>55954259
exactly, it's more germans, and cruise tourism
>>55953706
Best parliament ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRFlLyfYDCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHbmz8X8nhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9We9oqvjCY#t=25s
Ask a Portuguese living in Madeira right now.
ANYTHING
>>55955255
is this true?
> and the ""beaches"" they have drop off into sheer ocean once you get a metre offshore, kek.
>>55955322
No.
There are no beaches here.
The shoreline is made of rocks and black sand.
The only 2 beaches were artificially made with Moroccan Sand.
>>55955322
Why is that hard to believe? It's pretty common for island beaches to have steep shorelines.
>>55954722
holy shit what the fuck
>>55955449
But if you consider rocks and black sand """beaches""" then yes, its true.
>>55955322
Thats true in some of the canary islands
>>55955255
Is Madeira just a worser shittier of the Canary Islands?
>>55955515
shittier version*
>>55954722
all done by the same guy right?
>>55955515
yes
>>55955544
Depends, if you want to hot weather and Beaches and hotels etc... Canaries shit all over Madeira.
But Madeira as a shitload of mountains and nature, so if you enjoy hicking, this is your place.
>>55955449
sounds spooky as fuck
Just playing in the water for fun then you step a bit too far and die and a sea monster swallows you hole
>>55955555
yes
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>>55955657
yeah it kind of is creepy, as my quotation marks and >>55955501 this guy says tho, they aren't really beaches. volcanic island innit.
also >>55955635 I can see the hiking being nice there. I was younger when I went though and that wasn't as appealing back then. I want to visit Portugal-proper at some point tho. (Never been.)
>>55953706
You mom gets fucked by niggers there.
>>55956731
>Niggers
Madeira is 75% composed by German and Brit tourists.
