My family's hosting a guy from Slovakia.
What can I expect?
t. Alberto Barbosa
prpare your country to get trianon'd
Why not ask in /v4/ thread m8? That's where Slovak posters reside.
>>55829239
make a lock your refrigerator
they eat your food without your permission.
>>55829239
gypsyasstrash tbqhwyfam
lunik 9
supbar hockey
Demitra RIP
>>55829239
>Slovaks can't afford a hotel room in Thailand
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Talking to him now.
He's telling me about how Poland betrayed his country when Hitler invaded.
He'll rape your sister and sell her organs ťbh
expect to get cucked
>>55829239
He will kill your family with valaška, undo his huge belt and rape and impregnate your sisters (and sheep if you have any) while invoking Perun. Afterwards he will sit down and play some nice tunes on fujara. He will be drunk the whole time.
>>55830558
It was pretty much like that:
Czechoslovakia betrayed us in 1919, we betrayed them in 1938, then angry Slovakia invaded us in 1939.
Expect him to be fertile.
>>55829239
Expect that he will make your mom and sisters and your gf pregnant.
>>55830558
why is he going to thailand?
>>55830851
sry, but kek'd
>>55831068
He's couchsurfing. Basically a glorified backpacker.
Buy him a bottle of strong alcohol
>>55831168
So he's a junkie?
>>55831189
Well he's 47 and he's done a lot of traveling.
At first I expected some intimidating bydlo Slavic bull or something but he's actually quite skinny, probably weighs less than me. He brought us some apples and cherry jams. He also has strong anti-Muslim/anti-EU sentiments but seems to have a high opinion of Asian cultures and Russia.
>>55830770
I showed him this. He said you are being "primitive."
>>55831418
>and Russia
Kick him out, now.
>>55831418
Tell him "mám obrovský kokot, vstrčím ti ho do riti"
>>55831418
hes in your house right now?
>>55829545
this kek
>>55831418
Is he virgin?
>>55831475
He won't translate for me.
He's just saying you're being vulgar.
>>55831500
Yes. He's talking to the rest of my family downstairs.
I'm going to bed.
>>55831578
>having a visitor for a foreign culture
>sitting in front of 4chan instead of having enriching discussions with him
pls
>>55831614
good night make sure he doesnt rape your sister or mother
>>55831578
Tell him "Slovensko je porpávu součást Česka"
>>55831638
I already spent over an hour talking to him. It's almost midnight and I have to work in the morning.
Now he's talking about a recent trip he took to Cuba. I'm going to sleep.
>>55831772
does he know what 4chan is?
>>55831418
>Russia
He IS a bydlo if he likes mother Russias position as Slavic patron
>>55831726
I showed him and now he's talking about how the internet is too anonymous and people can just say anything.
He says the split between your countries was amicable and what you're saying is ignorant.
Are you qt ladyboy? Sneak to his bed when everybody is sleeping and pleasure him.
>>55831663
He's spending the night with a 4channer. The Slovak dude is the one who should be afraid.
>>55831891
Thank him for me for taking the bait
>too anonymous
Měl bys se zabít
>tfw family isn't hosting a finish fuccboi
>tfw not living with parents anymore
Real life is suffering.
>>55831832
I really doubt it.
Anyway that's all for tonight.
>>55831972
>bys se
>>55831418
Well tell him he is taking himself a little bit too serious.
>>55831772
>I'm going to sleep.
So it begins
>>55831418
Good man.
>>55831726
>porpávu
