>most powerful country in the world
>choices are a robotic corporate whore, a blowhard living meme, a reddit cuck, and a bible thumper
JUST
>>55814839
>bible thumper
Do you actually know what those two words mean, or did you just overhear them on plebbit and think it's some sort of generic insult?
Such a shame Rand Paul quit.
Fuck off reddit: the country
>>55814874
he can't a help himself
look at that leaf
2bh the best choice is obviously ted cruz, shame about the whole birther thing
>>55814839
I MEAN COME ON IT'S 2016 GET SOME DIFFERENT CANDIDATES
>a reddit cuck
You should probably look at your fantastic prime minister.
>trudeau
Thanks, asshole.
>>55814839
I saw the crowd who support Donald trump at one of his speeches.
They really look like fucking nazis full of hate, I wouldnt be surprised if they start killing minorities soon.
>>55814839
And yet they are all more manly than lolweedman.
>Already surrendered to ISIS
>most irrelevant country in the world
>choices were a robotic corporate whore (Harper), a blowhard living meme (Trudeau), a reddit cuck (Mulcair), and an alcoholic terrorist sympathizing Anglican womyn priest who wanted to ban wifi (May)
>>55814891
> He wants a religious nutter.
I know you want us to disappear, but the nuclear fallout is going to hit you too.
>>55814891
Just stop, man. Cruz is such a slimeball. We do not need another typical Jesus freak neoconservative Republican in office.
Cruz is more of a sleazy fake populist.
>>55814948
10 feet higher pedor
>>55815008
I'm a fedora. I like him because Cruz is the most conservative candidate since Barry Goldwater (or Ron Paul but he had no chance at the nomination).
>>55815033
He's not a neocon.
>>55815038
What is Trump then?
>>55814978
don't lower yourself to the point you compare your country to canada
>>55815008
oh look
it's another faggot dismissing his own countrymen because they have faith
fuck you buddy
>>55814839
Cruz isn't a bible thumper though, just a conservative. I hope he gets some traction with the whole trump KKK debacle going on with Trump. Who am I kidding, if it isn't Trump it'll be Rubio.
I want Trump to win.
A meme country deserves a meme president.
Ted Cruz is supposed to be a really smart dude and I'm sure he is but all of his policy stances are 100%, all of his rhetoric/justifications are basically lifted from talk radio. There's nothing there really
>>55815058
>What is Trump then?
A sleazy populist and a fake anti-establishment figure.
>>55815085
*100% predictable
>>55815085
>Carson
>literal brain surgeon
>believes that the Pyramids were built to store grain
This just blows my mind.
>>55815111
He also talks like he's mildly retarded or suffered a stroke.
Maybe he's a savant.
Trump is literally the murrican version of Erdoğan. I can't wait for him to win so that americans suffer the same way we do
>>55815111
>what are diversity quotas
>>55815128
affirmative action was a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUbOcgj8AjQ
>>55815111
Just goes to show you can be an expert in one field and completely misinformed in another.
>>55815111
He also really want everyone to know that he likes to stab his friends.
>>55815158
Did affirmative action exist in the 70s?
>>55815069
>it's another faggot dismissing his own countrymen because they have faith
Not to be fedora, but seriously:
>he really thinks there is a magical omnipotent Skyman and also a Jewish zombie from 2,000 years ago who will eventually take you to a sky kingdom if you don't masturbate.
>I have faith!
I hate that atheism is associated with neckbeards online, but seriously, how fucking STUPID do you have to be to believe this shit?
>>55814839
Trump Pros: Fuck political correctness. Will probably tell the useless UN to eat a dick.
Trump Cons: Blowhard, rude, classless idiot. Too stupid to realize that being anti separation of church and state means you are pro turning America into Saudi Arabia: Christian Edition.
Clinton Pros: Not evangelical?
Clinton Cons: Corporate shill. Jew toy\Israel cuck.
Cruz Pros: Nothing.
Cruz Cons: Would support a full Theocracy in a heart beat. Fuck everything America stands for, Christian ISIS to replace the cops!
Sanders Pros: Smart, cares about people not rich filth.
Sanders Cons: Commie.
>he really thinks there is a magical omnipotent Skyman and also a Jewish zombie from 2,000 years ago who will eventually take you to a sky kingdom if you don't masturbate.
>>55815111
His autobiography is full of blatant lies as well. Like lies so obvious that any sane person would realize you shouldn't put in a book and publish. He's completely crazy.
>>55815207
>Sanders Cons: Commie.
why do americans think social democrats are commies? he's not even that left wing.
then again, you also think liberals are left wings so I dunno what the fuck is up with your beliefs
Honestly Shillary has the most reasonable platform of any candidate.
>>55815231
Go away shill
you can discredit cruz and sanders
they've been disqualified after tonight
>>55815069
i love this meme that now that atheism is popular butthurt christfags pretend they're oppressed snowflakes and that their ideas aren't retarded desu
>>55814992
wanting your wifi to oppress your women
get cucked canada
>>55815224
It isn't really due to that, more on how he honeymooned in the USSR. He seemed to like it too.
>>55815193
I just peaked at the wiki page:
>
1971 – Griggs v. Duke Power Company 401 U.S. 424 (1971)
Griggs V. Duke Power Company was a court case in December of 1970 and was ruled in favor of the prosecutor in March 1971. The case was arguing that Duke's requirement of a high school diploma and an IQ test was discriminating against African-Americans.
>>55815231
NONE of them have anywhere near reasonable platforms. That's how fucked our politics are at the moment. All of the candidates other than Sanders are also completely garbage human beings. But just because Sanders is complete human filth like the rest of them doesn't reverse the fact that his platform is completely unworkable. What the fuck is going on with this country.
>>55815297
*isn't
>>55815297
Cruz seems fine to me. He looks sleazy, but seems to value the constitution more than anyone else.
>>55815282
He also has stated his admiration for Castro.
>>55815204
It's not stupid to have faith. Now go worship at your ghost shrines you fucking Shinto nutter.
>>55815231
Trump has no actual concrete plans other than silly immigration bullshit, Bernie's transformation into life socialism in 4 years is not going to happen. Seriously what do you think makes Trump better than (admittedly shitty) Shillary?
>Le DUDE 2015 LMAO man
>>55815111
Just because he affirmative actioned his way through our "pay for a degree" system doesn't change the fact that he's a fucking nigger. Why are we even talking about this coon still?
>>55814839
They're all the same. I guess Cruz and Sanders are a bit different because they're still naive enough to think they can get the job without pandering to corporations. Either way the system is totally broken and can only be destroyed through violence.
>>55815433
>grr I don't understand how this thing works
>me smash
>>55815297
Sanders ideas aren't even that crazy. I don't agree with him that university should be free, but what about universal healthcare is unworkable? Literally the entire rest of the G7 has universal care plans for its citizens. Yet the US spends far more than them per person on healthcare. Life expectancy between the US and those countries is comparable.
Every 'Pubtard ever: "Hurrr it doesn't work it's awful muh communism I'm still besotted by a Cold War mentality! Derp."
>>55814839
Well if those are the choices then of course I'd want the president to be a meme
>>55815341
Yes it is. Explain why the Skyman and Jewish Zombie savior who will take you to the magic sky kingdom is not stupid to believe in?
>>55815346
Well, Trump truly isn't controlled by special interests, you have to give him that. He's a billionaire who is financing his own campaign. In that way he's better than Shillary.
>>55815204
>>55815272
cunts
>>55814992
>tfw voted Green and then told my friends I did it because a 9/11 truther who's afraid of Wi-Fi was still better than all the other options
Is that in order of the pic, OP? I'm confused.
>>55814839
>>choices are a robotic corporate whore, a blowhard living meme, a reddit cuck, and a bible thumper
>t. reddit cuck chink
ok
>>55815033
>we
Forgot to turn off your proxy?
>>55815562
don't use sinful words timothy or you won't get into heaven
>>55814839
Still better than having to choose between "bland politician who has the same stance on nearly every issue as his opponents 1, 2 and 3"
>>55815535
>He fell for the 'Trump has his own billions so that means he's not greedy' meme
>>55815683
I didn't say that.
It's possible Trump is greedy. He probably is in a way, you kind of have to be to get to the point where you're a billionaire. But in that case, he's greedy on his own terms, not on anyone else's.
Trump isn't financially cucked, and thus doesn't have to listen to anyone but himself or the people.
>>55815659
obstruct your rectum with your mother's histrionic massager
>>55815231
So wouldn't she turn America in a blink of an eye into a feminazi totalitarion state that would make Orwell proud?
>>55814839
>robotic corporate whore, a blowhard living meme
Which one of these is trump?
>>55818158
All of them
> his country doesn't have a proportional voting system
> claims to be 'democratic'
>>55814877
Truly
>>55814992
>wanted to ban wifi
lolwat
