I found a baby moose that followed me home
What should I do with it?
raise him
>>55814053
eat it
t. moose pro
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNy9jTeolUk
>>55814053
BBQ time.
Make a Schnitzel out of it, the calfs are the best.
>>55814096
Yeah, don't chinamen eat anything?
>>55814120
You're aware that most people up here hunt and eat moose, like, a fucking lot, right?
Train it to have sex with you. Start by having it lick peanut butter out of your pussy, then move on to more kinky shit.
Apparently start a huge shitfight with people that don't know what they're doing
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/sudbury/sudbury-man-babysits-moose-calf-overnight-1.2647862
Nice try, female moose only give birth during spring.
>>55814053
holy fuck imagine how cool it would be to ride that thing when it's older. Keep it a secret and raise it, maybe take on walks into the woods or wherever it came from. Hopefully you live in a rural town, so nobody will notice. Then once it's fully grown pack up your stuff and ride it out into the wilderness and live off the land with your moose pet.
>>55814142
Yes, Chinese eat anything
Dude why did you abduct this moose? They don't just follow people also where do you live that you just casually found a baby moose?
>>55814142
Are they tasty?
>>55814174
people do.
Also RCMP actually use to ride moose.
>>55814193
Extremly, but it always depends on its age and diet/environment the moose lives in. Like, a New Hampshire moose might not taste the same as a moose from northern Québec, which lives in boreal forests.
Time stamp or GTFO
>>55814053
Very few people can say they have a pet moose, so you should raise it
>>55814094
this tbqh or your a sick cunt (not in a good way)
it's too young for food for the other sensible suggestions
>>55814162
Riddle me this, OP
Kiss its nose)))))
>>55814424
>>55814053
At least give it a little sign that says "hi /int/" and maybe place a single leaf on top of him and a bag of milk next to him and post pic
>>55815305
Its died
>it's a reddit kidnaps cute wild animals episode
>>55814162
It just become autumn here a couple of days ago, shouldn't it be almost spring in Canada now?
>>55814175
And drink anything too.
>>55814216
>Ywn see a parade of mounties riding on mooseback singing 'O, Canada'.
>>55814053
Carry your tradition, either fuck it or eat it.
>>55815738
Canada is the worst commonwealth country.
>>55814053
Calling animal control you bloody loon
>>55815798
>saying this as the actual worst commonwealth country
>>55814053
Since its too late to say leave it alone, raise it outside so that it can still live as a normal moose. It will visit you once in a while if you do
Did nobody check out your link?
/thread.
>>55815798
The difference is Canada is on top of the U.S & Australia is underneath facing downwards
If you are willing to go through the hell of raising an animal like that, then go ahead. Get informed, take it to the vet, etc.
If not, just take it to some experts and they should know what to do with it.
