How can we fix this?
theres nothing to fix its already perfect
with more antivenom than you could ever imagine
And some decent goddamn deserts. I want to bully and beat up Australians for having such shitty deserts but they're too tough.
it's perfect what are you talking about anon?
>>55812592
Fuck you Mexico.
>>55812745
Thanks Mexico.
>>55812592
Mexican immigrants
>>55812704
Australian deserts are top notch m8.
>not liking red
>>55812592
When all the Mexicans get deported we are gonna send them to Australia.
Thats has been always our plan B
>>55813025
I'm ok with this, Australia needs some taco enrichment.
NBN
Fix the queer-ass flag and it'll be cool
>>55812704
>Be American
>Go to the desert
>Survive
>>55813103
taco bell is actually the only US fast food chain to fail twice in Australia
Burn down Telstra and publicly execute its employees.
>>55813218
Same thing in Mexico, it failed twice.
>>55813103
this.
There are no zambreros within walking distance of my house and this needs to change.
Replace Abbos with Mexicans, problem solved.
Behead all telstra employees.
Behead all tradies.
Behead all of Melbourne.
>>55812592
NBN
>>55812592
Can't fixed what was fucked to begin with
>>55813798
>LE FUGG LE DRAYDIEZ XDXD
Why so perturbed lad? Did a big strong bricky or sparky blow you the fuck out in front of your mum?
>>55813855
I'll fucken fix you mate
>>55812592
Breed hundreds of thousands of emus over the next few years, turn them loose in straya.
>>55814462
More like set them loose all over the world. Throw in a bunch of huntsmans.
>>55813416
Good food, good music, gorgeous women, straya isn't worthy.
>>55814489
Sick cunt, would be an excellent tactical move to infest the whole world with your lethal fauna.
>>55813798
Easy sport, don't want ISIS sending you love letters and marriage preposals
remove the asians
remove the kebab
remove the niggers
remove the abos
>>55815502
The Asians are easier to deal with and work harder than anyone else though.
Also where the fuck do you live that there are niggers?
>>55815502
So kill everyone outside of Tasmania?
>>55816677
Tasmania is the worst part of the country. Literally a drain on every single other state and full of useless communists.
>>55816723
So it's like the Australia of Australia?
>>55816723
As a Tasmanian, I have to call you out there. I'll accept that we're a drain because we have way too much representation in politics for a state of only 500,000 and our unique environment prevents us from creating many industries, but "useless communists"? I hope you realise that that doesn't fit in with the "rainforest hillbillies" meme. While neither is true, we're definitely more "rainforest hillbilly" that "useless communist". We're quite conservative, regardless of who we vote in. For fuck's sake, being gay was illegal here until 1997.
>>55813798
No only the telstra ceos and higher ups m8 leave the rest faggot
>>55816869
Shut the fuck up, you useless cuckservative communist.
>>55817242
>mfw an Asian, pansexual, gender-fluid mainlander calls me a cuck
>>55816764
>The Australia of Australia.
That's like calling L.A the America of America.
Gay SEX
>>55817013
Techies are literally the problem.
Gas anyone with a Microsoft certification
>>55817276
>mfw I'm a white, straight cis-gendered male
>Mfw another Australian can't handle the banter.
This is why you need to leave.
>>55817284
Speaking of which, who's going to mardi gras this weekend?
>>55817307
>>mfw I'm a white, straight cis-gendered male
proofs?
>>55817320
I was 15 when i first went to mardi gras, it was also the last
Dont go
>>55817338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
>>55817350
>going to Mardi Gras when 15.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVMib1T4T4
>>55812592
make the falcon and commodore great again
