First some basics
>Muh Heritage
Father's side can be traced to Austria
Mother's side can be traced to Russia
>Am I practicing?
Yes we aren't Orthodox Jews but we go to temple and celebrate jewish holidays
>Have I been to Israel
Yes I lived there for 2 years in Tel Aviv meet my French Jewish Girlfriend there.
>>55803358
Well my knowledge of the Porn Industry is limited I'm more finance than anything but I'll try to answer the question.
Cuckold is featured in porn because the contrast between the skin colors make it look appealing. Again I'm not 100% sure as its not my sector
>>55803511
How many corporations are controlled by you or your family?
>>55803592
Well my father owns a bank. My family has always been financial savy. I have been a successful accountant. I've met many people in Hollywood and politics. We are well respected
>>55803294
Do the Jews control Hollywood
>>55803898
Well there lots of Jews in Hollywood we have significant influence. Control it all? We don't
>>55803294
Why would Motti question the power of the Force when he's old enough to have witnessed it first hand during the Clone Wars?
You don't even need to care about the prequels to know there must have been Jedi around in his youth since Vader and Obi-Wan were still alive.
>>55803294
do you feel disdain for/hate goyims?
>>55805882
Not at all I have friends that aren't Jewish and we get along fine
Does being a jew have an advantage in general?
>it's another American attention whoring thread.
Seen it
>>>r/attentionwhore
I'd guess about 20% of American posters here are Jewish. What makes you the most qualified Jew? That too don't even seem to know the sect of your family suggests you're somewhat ignorant about your own faith.
Here's a question: Does your family want you to marry a Jewish girl or are they more liberal? Would it bother you if your children weren't Jewish?
You say you're religious, but does your family light shabbat candles? Do you eat treif or not?
Full disclosure, I'm not religious at all. No judgment, just curiosity.
>>55803294
do americans actually hate jews or is that limited to 4chan and why do people hate jews?
we dont have any, and if we do they are integrated enough to not really matter
>>55807898
I'll take this one: direct racism and discrimination against Jews is essentially nonexistent, except against the Charedi (Ultra-Orthodox). You'll see resentment toward Jews as a whole very rarely, usually from radical Protestant preachers or conspiracy theorists.
Also, don't Melbourne and Sydney both have Jewish suburban neighborhoods? Obviously not to the degree of ours or even Britain's, but I believe they exist. I've met a couple Jewish Australians.
>>55805796
Maybe?
60 years ago the answer would have been a resounding yes, but because Hollywood is profit-driven, meritocracy > nepotism.
These days, a substantial number of high-powered Hollywood figures are Jewish. Probably half, and potentially more. But in general, Hollywood is about 20% Jewish, if you include screenwriters, editors, designers, actors, etc.
Can you tell me a funny joke?
How do I get a jewish BF
>>55803294
Are you a part of a global conspiracy to destroy the white race? Be honest.
>>55810317
>wipes out Abos
>can't handle being counterwiped by a Jew xDDD
Not OP, but I'm also considered a jew (dad of italian descent, mom's a full jew--->by jew laws I'm a jew). I got a lot of shit about it growing up in rural missouri, and now try to distance myself as much as possible from that part of me. If you have questions for an atypical jew, I'm right here too.
>>55810603
Are you rich?
and this>>55809670
>>55810738
>rich
Topkek.
My parents have a combined income of sub 60k ameribucks. I'm an unemployed college student. The only reason I'm getting through uni without crippling debt is a mysterious rich great uncle who's really good with tech stocks and loves stamp collecting. I've met him maybe twice, but further to his credit, he does have a really nice mustache.
>joke
An old jew is on his deathbed. His wife is there, so are his kids.
"Is Monya here?" he weakly croaks
"yes."
"Did aunt Brana come?"
"she came"
"Where's Grandma? I don't see her."
"It's okay, she's standing right here"
"And Isaac?"
"Isaac is here"
"What of the children?"
"They're all here too."
The old jew hears this and his eyes bulge as sweat starts to pour out of him.
"Then who's left to mind the store?!"
>>55811023
fucking lol
Why are you such a poor faggot? Your parents must be ashamed of you.
Do you find it hard to enjoy goyim humour?
Why americans are so obsessed with heritage?
>>55810919
I can't speak for all jews, but for me:
>Be a qt grill (sorry traps and gay anons)
>Race is not important (que DJ Racemixer memes)
>Have some hobby or interest.
I haven't left Missouri and am suffocating a slow and lonely death in the milky white sea of basic bitches.
That was just for me, I do have a brother who ran with a much nicer crowd in high school and also got a greater touch of the jew, so his criteria might be more useful to you.
>be a girl
>express interest
>be able to tolerate a hint of autism
If it wasn't apparent, he's getting desperate (engineering school).
>>55811159
Most of us don't have to worry about surviving hand-to-mouth, or dodging bullets in favelas where electricity and running water are foreign concepts.
i met a fucking indian poo loo that was jewish
can you explain how jews spread across the world something about the tribes? i know theres african jews too
>ima jew
come back home soap bro, poland is a true israel
>>55811218
Can you help me fund a movement? I'm trying to spark an American revolt against the tuition fees in America. There's a great correlation with education quality and high tuition fees. What does this mean? The fees must be increased because every other uni in the world that doesn't charge anything is objectively shit.
>>55811218
>ask normal question
>get meme answer
and you wonder why people dislike (You)
>>55811110
We may be poor, but we live just fine. Even if you don't make a lot of money, the jews have a history of being god-tier at making do. (see Fiddler on the Roof)
>Goyim humor
I don't enjoy normie humor like that one puppet guy or the tiny black man, but I enjoy humor just like you or anyone else here, however, jew humor does hold a special place in my heart.
how would you feel about your sister sucking a goy's foreskin?
>>55811023
Kek
>>55811325
Can you post your favourite example of Jewish humour?
>>55811187
>tfw ywn have a Jew take your goypucci
it's a bad feel
>>55811363
poorjew here, don't have a sister, but my brother's pretty desperate. Maybe it would work if you drugged up my brother and threw a wig on him, but by then I'd be laughing too hard to be mad.
>>55811159
Well, for this particular guy, that heritage resulted in a different religion for him, so it would be at least slightly important.
As for the rest of us, nobody I know is actually that hardcore about heritage. We just find it a neat conversational topic, and it gives us ample material for jokes with each other.
>>55811371
Don't have many more specific ones, but I really like the old yiddish sense of humor. Beyond that, if it's not adam sandler, it's probably okay.
>>55803294
FUCKING JEWWW KILL URSELF
>>55803294
>temple
wait, when did you guys build that one
>>55811429
What's the best way of dealing with a mortgage when buying a house? What conditions in cities make it a good city to buy a house in?
>>55811468
Calm down Ivan, we know you're frustrated because you don't have any Jews over there to pogrom anymore.
You don't have to take it out on the ones that got away. You need to move on and find a new ethnic group to massacre, like Chechens or something.
Do all the Jews ITT live in New York?
>>55811622
łódź here
>>55811670
Didn't your parents get gassed?
>>55811497
>Mortgage
Fixed rate is a no brainer. Always go fixed rate. If you don't like it, after a few years, you can usually fuck with it (readjust). There's a bit of a paradox where it's always good to shop around, but you can't let them know that you're shopping around. Businesses love to fuck you over, so if many of them find out that you're in the market, the rates they offer start to go up.
>city conditions
First of all, if it's a nice city, houses will be expensive as all fuck. Look for a city with a lot of growth or potential growth, I'd also check for cities with good arts scenes: the arts are a little frivolous, so if it's not a fuckhuge city (read NYC) and they're doing really good, people have extra money to spend on them ergo the city is doing pretty good.
>>55811622
I mentioned it earlier, but rural Missouri. It's not all that great tee be aych
>>55811713
gas is a meme
>>55811741
What's the best indicator of a growing city? Where I live, housing value appreciated in correlation to the price of oil. Do you think a city that's investing in renewable energy, like some place in California, would be good? There should be a heap of jobs on the way if the transition becomes a reality.
Do you guys mistake Italians for Jews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8jZz_QawBg
>>55811826
>oil boomtown
that's a risky proposition. Oil makes people very rich very quick, but if it dries up, or the drilling company needs to move for any reason, kiss all the dumbfucks spending their six figure salaries on luxuries that stimulate the local economy goodbye. It may not be as devastating for a full blown city with an already established economy, but seriously, check out what happens to smaller areas when the drill move. Shit's ruffer than an angry pitbull covered in sandpaper.
>>55811864
I'm half and half. Either one works.
what do you think about black jewz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9k8rL_FLHE
>>55811949
Yeah, man. It's chaotic here.
If you were Trudeau, what exports would you invest in order to diversify the economy so that it doesn't get destabilized by a drop in commodity prices?
>>55811588
reee, fucking jew, I'll slaugher you fucking jewwww, your place is in the oven, American JEW
is like 2 the most hated groups merged in 1 !! reee
>>55812000
I don't know about a whole damn country, but here's an interesting little thing to think about: Sin is recession-proof. It's a neato takeaway from history, but when times are tough, people stop buying luxuries except the shit they're addicted to. If it wasn't so heavily persecuted, tobacco would be god-tier investment for hard times, but alcohol is bretty gud too. When someone gets laid off do they get a huge bag of grain so that they'll have something to eat for the next few weeks? Do they go out and buy a new tv? No, but they do grab a cheap bottle and get shitfaced, and that is why sin is almost always a good investment.
>>55811392
As long as you're a qt and the goypucci ain't a boipucci, it's fine by me.
>>55812213
>dude let's run our economy on booze hurrr
Retard. I thought you were smarter than that. You're in finance FFS!
Are you afraid of Indians threatening to take over as Murrica's richest people?
What do you think of this webm?
>>55812312
I'm a goy boy that's the problem here
>>55812318
>in finance
You're thinking of the other jew ITT, you asked me, the poorjew. Also, note that I never said that you should run a whole economy on booze, it's just an interesting tidbit for personal investment. I didn't actually answer your real question because I don't know shit about it and was trying to divert your attention with a shiny piece of investment advice. I don't know shit about macroeconomics and global trade, every piece of advice I had was just basic jew stuff. Also note that because I'm an american, I've had no real cause to learn jack shit about canada or its economy.
>>55812483
How do you plan on becoming unpoor?
>>55812554
Getting a government job and living comfortably, I have no aspirations of great wealth.
>>55812375
2short 2bh
>>55812609
>no aspirations of great wealth
oy vey
Are you tight with your spending habits? What's your monthly grocery bill like?
>>55812686
>tight with spending habits
You have no idea, this semester (beyond regular schoold expenses like books), I've spent a total of $25 cash, and that was just club dues.
>Monthly groceries
I'm on the mandatory meal plan for freshmen, no other food beyond that except some cookies mom sent for midterm exams week
>>55812755
That meal plan must be taking more money out of your pocket than what shopping at a Chinese supermarket could save you.
What are you studying?
>>55812824
I know, but it's okay for now
studying linguistics
>>55808039
>Also, don't Melbourne and Sydney both have Jewish suburban neighborhoods? Obviously not to the degree of ours or even Britain's, but I believe they exist. I've met a couple Jewish Australians.
There's one I know in Sydney's eastern suburbs
>>55812850
Young Noam Chomsky in the making here. Are you getting into politics or being a news anchor? That major seems dicy, but you must have a plan, eh?
Fug, I've got an exam tomorrow that I should have been studying for, poorjew out.
Op can a non-jew become jew?
How many goyim foreskins have you sacrificed to your volcano god?
