You wake up in Oslo city
What do?
>>55802185
I start packing bananas and make 200 NOK an hour.
>>55802185
Thank God for putting me in the best city in the world.
>>55802185
Kober en billet til Oslobåden.
Take the train home
>>55802235
200 kr an hour? no way jose
>>55802185
piss on the side of a bank and throw up on a woman and try to get enough money through begging to get back to the USA
>>55802185
d-du o-også
>>55802301
As long as it isn't Bergen then there are no reason to go home
>>55802185
I would look for satanic waifu
Löp for livet mitt
Kjöpp billet til noe sted som er hviter
>>55802185
make myself comfortable
Grab some folks and demand a Russian throne.
Grab a gun and evade niggers.
Wonder how I ended up in a shitskin infested shithole that I swore to never visit again.
![scandi-caroline_2806881a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jpTkHol.jpg "scandi-caroline_2806881a[1].jpg")
Claim I'm a North African therefore I have the right to lay in bed with voluptuous Scandinavian women.
Shame I'm am blond and have green eyes, why couldn't I look like and Iberian macho?
>buy a kebab for 20 euro
>learn kebabnorsk
>>55802185
Nice picture of slags you have there.
>>55806937
20 euro???? What kind of kebab was that? A triple big mac kebab?
>>55807193
I thought oslo was like the most expensive city in the world
>>55807262
And yes, as an American it is my inalienable right to order the largest possible kebab
>>55802185
>get a job
>find a house
>get norwegian qt
>form a family
>die
Put potato babies in the local girls.
Sail home with the ferry.
>>55807262
You can have an ok kebab for 5 usd
>>55807296
They have Swedes to do Mexican level jobs desu.
>>55807262
zurich competes desu
not sure there are kebabs tho
>>55807429
i would work for food then
>>55807429
I saw a swedish documentary about swedes who worked in Oslo. When they first arrived there they thought they had special privileges hue hue hue. Now why the fuck would they belive that?
I get a map and look for a place to stay :)
>>55802440
MY WIFE KEKED ME FOR YEARS
>>55802185
Acquire a job, currency and nordic qts.
Thanks for saving me the ticket.
>>55807629
Kek. Aren't they considered the most arrogant Scandinavians?
>>55808081
Yes swedes are arrogant as fuck
>>55808152
I'm sure working the register at a fast good place should help them get over that.
