Why don't you have a Portuguese gf?
Because they stink. I don't like countries that are even poorer than us.
>>55736048
Because they're Brazilians living on the wrong side of the Atlantic.
>>55736223
They are also much less willing to support their state and much more expecting support from their state.
t. Half-Portuguese
They have dead eyes, souless ones.
I do.
The distance to Portugal is very far
>>55736048
>Portuguese gf
>she has a mustache bigger than mine
>Brazilian gf
>she has a caralho bigger than mine
You never win with luso women
>>55736223
Not much poorer.
>>55736368
Portuguese culture is not even remotely similar to Brazilian.
>>55736523
The ones on pic related?
Those are 7/10, trashy, Algarve looking, also if they dye their hair thats a big NO.
>>55736479
Agreed.
t.Quality Poster
>>55736223
well at least we can talk without fucking screaming
50% of men dont get laid. some are in relationships with 3/10s being the women's pet.
20% are chad alphas that fuck who they want
30% are hopeless incels
girls realized they have all the power here a couple of years ago.
>>55737128
¿QUE?
>>55737128
COME DICI?
>>55736048
Thai gf took all my money, now no gf
>>55737140
>Portuguese Men
>Alphas
Portuguese "men" are literally the female's pet.
>>55736048
Because I don't even know where this country is.
>>55737128
nice one
>tfw no carolina neto gf
>>55736048
MUUUUUUUH DIKKKKKK MORE
>>55742012
You learn something new everyday
when I was in croatia I saw a group of 18 year old portugese girls
holy shit they were thick as fuck
big tits big asses, big thighs, big calves(muh dick)
literally perfect
they were butterfaces though
>>55736048
But I do, she looks exactly like the girl from /luso/
>>55736048
Because they are uneducated, arrogant, manly and don't know how to love a human being since they are in love with gold and social status
>>55744113
Thank you. I thought it was near Mexico
>>55744363
Russians can't into geography
>>55744390
I thought you should be near Spain.
>>55736048
https://www.flickr.com/photos/84536546@N03/sets/72157631837301918/
It's pretty difficult to get a tuga girl
First of all they're all turbo normies(except for superficial discrepancies),the best ones go for the chads,the rest are just 6/10 that you have to settle for since you're a fucking beta.
>>55744299
>Wanting an educated women
>>55744453
We are, we are european
>>55744484
Hmmm... but I don't see you on that map. Are you really really small, like Lichtenstein?
>>55744535
yes, but in scandinavia bc of Muh whiteness
>>55743065
holy fuuuck
>>55736048
Portuguese are out greatest ally. Their beaches are rightful British clay so it wouldn't be fair to take their women too.
>>55736048
Because I'm not into chicks with mustaches.
>>55744586
what the fuck is a british
>>55744567
I see. Thank you.
>>55737140
I really can't complain. I have been timid all my life, but not as in insecure. However, a few years ago, I went on vacation with a group of friends, and there was this qt I had never seen. One day we all got drunk, and the next thing I remember we were in my bedroom. We are together since that day, and it's damn great
I guess I'm the 0%
>>55737281
>>55742212
jesus christ almighty, during my freshman year, I lived in a student's dorm, and there was this group of Erasmus spaniards in my floor, motherfuckers would talk screaming everyday until like 4am. I honestly considered violence at a point
>>55744454
What if you're a big strong Australian
>>55744671
if you're brunnette then yes
>>55744666
An American version 1.0
>>55744671
>brunette
I'm a man, but yes I have black hair
>>55744789
meant for>>55744744
>>55736048
>>55739502
hot
