Do you love Australia?
>>55731683
Yes
I'm at Narita to fly to Cairns.
>>55731683
libtard shithole nannystate babyboomer anti-nuclear cesspool
>>55733928
this tbqhwyf
>>55731683
yeah i do but most of this is true too
>>55733928
>>55733928
yeah but you have kangaroos
>>55731683
can you hunt kangaroos?
bunch of cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrtCxZChg1U
>tfw no Melbourne gf
Yes i do
>>55733971
they dont really do much except breed and jump in front high speed vehicles
>>55731683
>So cool
>>55734010
so? it's really cute how they jumpy jump jump
>>55733999
They're from Brisbane
>>55734010
they're a tourist attraction, my mom liked them a lot when she visited
one pic she took, cute little guy
>>55733999
>avg inner Melbourne girl is a feminist cunt
yeah no thanks. trade me some qt yank girls and you can have all the pretentious fucks like the one in the video you want.
>>55734027
i heard them on triple J when I had visited so I kinda assumed but I guess that was dumb
m-my bad
>>55734030
isn't that a wallaby
I think your mum got gypped
>>55733928
Still better than 99% of the west in that regard
>>55734026
>>55734030
yeah they are very cute but once you seem forming their sovereign nation on every golf course they get boring. plus when they jump in front of a vehicle moving at 100km/h, its dangerous for both the driver and the kangaroo.
>>55734030
>>55734052
we have wallabies in new zealand :^)
please visit our country
>>55734064
I think we should all move to New Zealand. Everyone single one of the people reading this post.
>>55734052
wow
she even said it was a kangaroo
>>55734084
I agree, then once they get citizenship they can move to australia and live there permanently without a visa
>>55731683
>mfw airsoft guns are banned in ausfailia because they are too much of a pussy to use them
>>55734121
guns aren't banned in australia tbqh
>>55734121
that's not true, plenty of Australians own guns, please stop spreading information
while we're making requests, please watch the cricket
>>55734121
>mfw japan's population is in decline because their men don't use pussies
>>55734145
please watch our sport
>>55734121
Paintball is more fun anyway
>>55734177
what's up daniel
>>55734137
>>55734145
>As a general rule, the following types of airsoft guns are illegal in all states:
>Guns with folding or detachable stocks.
>Guns capable of fully automatic fire.
>Guns that outwardly resemble a sub-machine gun or machine pistol.
KEKKRY KEK
>>55734192
not him m8
>>55734211
dammmnnn daniel
>>55734227
liked
>>55734227
haha
>>55734203
>needing anything more than a bolt action rifle
what's the matter japan, gearing up for a north korea invasion?
>>55734255
>needing anything more than a bolt action rifle
How could you fucking do anything with a bolt action rifle if strayans with machine guns couldn't win a war against birds?
>tfw you will never be an AusGOD
>>55734322
I don't know that feel, describe it to me
>>55734308
>being a scrub
rofl lad, your fancy automatic rifles won't do anything when I 360 noscope your ass before you even have time to react
>>55734145
>please watch the cricket
based BSA dropping elite truth bombs
>people who think /sp/ isn't 4chan's most autistic board
>>55734308
IRL they net the emus and use a captive bolt gun or emu-sized poultry slaughter vice (basically a giant pair of pliers for crushing the emu's spine)
Trying to kill giant flightless birds with high velocity bullets is a bit silly honestly, they have small brains relative to their bodies, encased by thick skulls, and they're not like flying birds that have tiny delicate organs and need their wings to move around
Have visited, saw cangaroos and was fun
But the fucking spiders man
>>55734308
Kicked the shit out of your pan faced ancestors though.
>>55733920
say hello to my cousin, he's the one without a job
have you assholes, ever tried to ride a kangaroo?
should be awesome
>>55737264
No, that's retarded.
>>55737434
you're telling me that no one has managed to ride one of these asshole?
>>55737500
They don't have 4 legs like a horse, they stand up on the back legs/tail and would just throw you off
>>55733928
this
>>55737562
what if you get in their Pouch?
>>55733920
I know first impressions mean a lot but please don't judge us based on Cairns, especially the airport.
>>55737645
Its full of slime and only a child would fit
>>55737702
what world are we living in when man's has gone to the moon but hasn't managed to ride a kangaroo?
>>55737744
cause we're not animal abusers
>>55737762
Says the cunt who probably just got done eating a huge steak