Is it true that Swedes bully the other Nordic countries?
just banter mate
>>55707388
- Why do the Norwegians carry the door of a car, when they walk in the desert?
- They want to be able to roll down the window if they get warm!
- Why do the Norwegians carry TWO doors of a car, when they walk in the desert?
- They want to get through draught!
- Why does Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fastly?
- The drivers are afraid of being robbed!
- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and ask what you want!
- How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open the door and say: "You can't fool us again!"
- How do you sink a Danish submarine?
- Dive down and knock at the door. Then they'll open a window and say: "We're not as stupid as the Norwegians!"
- How do you sink a Swedish submarine?
- Give it a Norwegian crew!
>>55707388
What can sweden possibly bully other nordic countries with?
>>55707508
Terrible.
It's even more stupid when you realise both those countries blow Sweden the fuck out in everything that matters
>>55707508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZXrK3f4zbk
>>55707779
Oh, so that's the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VicYjk-Fn4
>>55707508
Great jokes sweeden
>>55707746
Whats wrong with this?
>>55708089
Everything. This is all what you see while driving thru sweden. I got so sick and tired of it. Had to stop and puke a few times too.
>>55707388
>>55708418
RUDE
:------------^D
>>55710748
>Vad säger svensken som fått hjärnan bortopererad?
>Det gör ikke någe
haha ha ha ha
>Hva sier man til en Svenske som har tatt en Master ved Sverige Universitet?
>En dobbel latte, takk
En dansker sidder og spiser morgenmad på en café.
Ved siden af ham sidder en svensker, der tygger tyggegummi.
Uopfordret indleder svenskeren en samtale "Spiser I danskere egentlig hele brodet?"
Danskeren lader modvilligt morgenmaden ligge og svarer: "Ja, naturligvis!".
Svenskeren leger med tyggegummiet i munden og siger: "Det gor vi ikke hos os, hos os i Sverige spiser vi kun det inderste af brodet".
Brodskorpen bliver samlet i en container, forarbejdet og formet i rundstykker og solgt til Danmark".
Danskeren horer kun meget lidt efter.
Svenskeren smiler og sporger videre: "Spiser I også marmelade til brodet?"
Danskeren svarer let irriteret: "Ja, naturligvis".
Mens Svenskeren tygger tyggegummi mellem tænderne, siger han: "Ikke hos os, hos os i Sverige spiser vi kun frisk frugt til morgenmad. Skallerne og resterne bliver samlet i en container, forarbejdet til marmelade og solgt til Danmark".
Nu er det blevet danskerens tur til at sporge!
"Sig mig en ting", sporger danskeren, "Dyrker I også sex i Sverige?"
Svenskeren griner og svarer: "Ja, naturligvis dyrker vi sex i Sverige".
Danskeren læner sig over bordet og sporger: " Hvad gor I med kondomerne, når de er blevet brugt?!
"Dem smider vi da ud", svarer svenskeren.
Nu begynder danskeren virkelig at grine. "Ikke hos os, hos os i Danmark bliver alle brugte kondomer samlet i en container, forarbejdet, smeltet og solgt til Sverige som tyggegummi".
nah just us mane
Pretty hard to bully the others when literally every other Nordic country except Iceland bullies you back.
Nordic genocide when?
We're always the center of attention. I don't know if it's a good thing.
>>55707508
this is the most gentle banter I've ever had the displeasure of seeing
>>55707508
LAUGHED
OUT
LOUD
>>55711678
Because we're the "big brother" still, culturally and economically.
>>55711719
These jokes have been handed down through generations desu. They are taught to children out of principle.
>sweden
>in any position to bully anyone
LEL
Norway is obviously the most superior country
Why the fuck is this even up for debate, even an ameriburger such as myself can recognize how pleb sweden is
>>55712231
>even an ameriburger such as myself can recognize
no
>>55707388
Denmark was the nordic big brother up until the 1500's/1600's when Sweden took over that role.
We are still the big brother but Struggling hard with the immigration situation and thats why other nordics love to pour salt in our wounds and take stabs at us.
>>55712515
Face it, fatty is right.
The only people who care about what Swedes say is Finland-Swedes
https://youtu.be/pw3e64sosEg
>>55707388
Yes.
>>55707508
I heard, that Volvo and the Swedish Army have started a partnership to develop safer parachutes for special forces by fusing airbag technology with the parachutes. By 2019, they plan to issue soldiers with parachutes, which open on impact.
>>55707388
It's fake. And I don't give a shit about what Finland says, they don't know the alternatives they could have had. The Swedish Empire was superior.
Heil Carolus Rex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk
>>55707763
wat
