ask a bored brazilian anything
What is the meaning of life?
how many banana can you fit in your mouth
>>55677581
anime
>>55677603
maybe 3 or 4
>>55677530
What do Brazilians think about The Republic of Potatoland?
Mate-se negro
What do you do in life after you graduate and get a job?
Rock in Rio 1985
timestamp and shoe on head etc.
>>55677683
I'm going skiing in 2 weeks. That is what I live for now.
>>55677659
my first thought is about IRA and leprechaun
>>55677683
got my degree last month
I'm working now. that's it
>>55677731
this, senpai
>>55677659
Nobody knows it, just the ones that go there to work. And that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT0yoo9B2Bc
>>55677649
>how many banana can you fit in your mouth
It depends of their color
>>55677530
what time is it there?
also do what Greenland said here >>55677731
>>55677780
23:14
>>55677659
I remember the Eblanii from Dublin, Leprechauns, St. Patrick's day, pubs (there is an Irish Pub near my house as well), Guinness , redheads, IRA, famine, emigration to the US, Boston, Folk histories (like the island of Brazil) and music, the wars with the British and countless invasions, good accent and wealthy. There are more things.
>>55677718
Rock in Rio is great tbqh.
>>55677771
>>55677898
get
out
>>55677530
which cities should i visit in brazil?
>>55677530
are you a grill from oppic?
>>55678011
yes
>>55678004
Visit the Pantanal. It's nice and few people go.
>>55678011
yes
>>55677993
REMOVE MY NICKNAME
>>55678004
If you value your life, you should never set foot in brazil. You've been warned.
>>55678004
no one. unless you want to get zika
>>55678011
no she's my grilsfriend, ana hickmann
>>55678052
>>55678061
2 answers but one grill...
Something is wrong here
>>55678004
Buenos Aires is pretty nice
>>55678011
It's my mom <0,0>
>>55678004
Florianópolis, São Paulo, Natal, Ouro Preto and Fernando de Noronha
>>55678179
Preferably not in the same trip.
Brazil is big, take your time.
>>55678179
Why would anyone visit São Paulo or Florianópolis?
>>55678004
Don't listen to those guys, don't risk your life dude
>>55678052
>>55678179
>>55678194
>>55678052
>>55678061
>>55678111
>>55678153
post your classmates which you want to fuck
no memes please
>>55678231
>le all of Brazil is like the favela i live in meme
>>55678197
One is just the largest city, with literally every single option one can do.
Other is a very beautiful town, with other nice beach cities near by car.
Geez, why would anyone go to these places.
>>55678249
Don't be stupid, no matter where he goes he will have a big "im a tourist" sign all over his head, he will get robbed anywhere he goes. Probably stabbed too since those scum doesn't give a fuck anymore.
>>55678255
São Paulo is nothing special, just like every big city there is, but more smelly and dirtier, 90% of all buildings covered by "Pichação". Why would you go to Florianópolis when the beaches in other States are much better, specially in the northeast and Rio-ES?
>>55678295
Literally what the fuck are you talking about? Brazil is obviously more dangerous than the US or Europe, yes, but it's not like by simply stepping outside the hotel he would get mugged and raped 24 times. As long as he avoids shitty parts of the cities and have some care it's not that dangerous, after all those cities are pretty safe outside the favelas
You are fucking delusional my friend
>>55678339
I disagree.
>>55678363
>As long as he avoids shitty parts of the cities
The whole country is a big shitty why are you trying so hard to deny it? I live in the good part of Brasília and i hear about friends getting robbed all the time, try to imagine how would be in a turistic city? You are the delusional one here.
>>55678363
Favelas are the safest places because they just wanna sell drugs, they even prefer gringos, since gringos have no reason to snitch them.
Most robberies happen in downtown.
>>55678339
Point taken. I agree.
>>55677530
I'll bite, why does your show suck?
>>55678339
>Why would you go to Florianópolis when the beaches in other States are much better, specially in the northeast and Rio-ES?
I dunno, maybe he doesn't want to get zika?
>>55678339
>Why would you go to Florianópolis when the beaches in other States are much better
Really? I mean, I went to Northeast and Rio, just like Santa Catarina and there are bad and good beaches everywhere, I don't think an specific state has it better. I just would rather go to SC because it's not that far from here, but I am enjoying the beaches in Torres. They are quite decent in my opinion.
>>55678454
Do you seriously think that the turistic cities are hellholes filled with crime? Why would they even be turistic cities if that was the case? Cities like Aracaju, Maceió and Vitória aren't turistic cities even though they're pretty for a reason m8, because they have a lot of crime. The cities i mentioned in the other post are both relatively safe and pretty beautiful
>>55678528
>doesn't want to get zika
>one in a million chance to get bit by a mosquito and get a light fever
>>55678686
>Do you seriously think that the turistic cities are hellholes filled with crime?
Yes, i watch television how about you? Yes, i agree those cities are pretty beautiful but say that they are safe? Cmon, your bait is too easy at this point.
Are you a girl?
>>55678859
>Yes, i watch television how about you?
What about me? I've actually visited those cities. I've visited Porto Seguro, Prado, Salvador, Recife, João Pessoa, Natal and Olinda and never once i've been robbed. I know the northeast has a lot of crime but as i said, it's nowhere near the hellhole you're making it to be.
>Cmon, your bait is too easy at this point.
Honestly i feel like i'm being baited here, there are three threads about Brazil right now and in every one of them there are one or two autistic monkeys like you who've never left their basement and form their opinions on people and places from watching tv and reading shit on r7 instead of actually going there and experiencing them for yourself.
>>55677530
What is the state of your pubic hair?
Can we see it?
7-1?
>>55679020
And you are basing your opinion upon a couple of visits to these places. What's the difference?
have you lived in any of these? have you been outside touristic areas? your opinion is not so different from the Television/basement guys desu.
Numbers don't lie - northeast region has the highest criminality rates in the country.. Flashy news - your tourist experiences doesnt reflect shit.
>>55679071
KEK
>>55679093
Exactly, living there for a good chunk of your life might not be very good because of the overall crime, but if you go visiting as a tourist for a week or two it's a pretty good place. Nice beaches, nice bitches, and the people are quite friendly
>>55679020
>woah you visited there and YOU found it safe?
Men, i bet ALL those data online and the things in the news are all just a lie. I'm emailing google and the united nations so they can change the Brazilian muder/crime rates because the anon on 4chan said they are wrng. THansk for red pelling me
Go fuck yourself leftie, you are fucking delusional.
>>55679223
see
>>55679203
Also how does saying that i visited some places and enjoyed them make me a leftie? Genuinely curious.
>>55679260
He didn't said you are a leftie because you had a blast in the touristic cities.
I imagine he said you are a leftie because you say northeast region isn't violent due to your pathetic "one week" experience.
Please do your research. Statistics > delusional experience.
>>55679357
Holy fuck are you guys actually reading my posts? I literally just said that the northeast has a lot of crime and that it isn't a good place to live. It's nice to visit and all but living there would not be ideal.
I give up, you monkeys can't even read caralho
>>55679457
> refering to brazilians as monkeys
> still he is trying to defend the country
> hypocrisy confirmed
![cedula-mil-cruzeiros-cndido-rondon-frete-gratis-14725-MLB159041537_4066-O[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q5S5OUq.jpg "cedula-mil-cruzeiros-cndido-rondon-frete-gratis-14725-MLB159041537_4066-O[1].jpg")
So you guys named a state after this chucklefuck named Candido Rondon and even put him on one of your old currencies
who the fuck is he and what did he do
