>Wake up
>look outside
>See these men
what do?
Shoot them
turn around 360° and run away
hunt the chink/wannabe chink scum with them
>>55647652
introduce them to 4chan via my mobile phone so they'll lose any will to conquer or be successful whatsoever.
>>55647744
you can't
>>55647652
>WE WUZ HITTITES N SHEIT
Nice try my Turkish comrade
>>55647652
complain to the gigolo service that this was not what I meant when I ordered a bdsm session
>>55648562
if you're a diaspora pepper ur angus
>>55647652
He looks like Gaddafi
Ask them why they're whitewashing history
#historysowhite
>>55647775
but if you turn 360 degree's your back where you were
lmao shoot all those fags from my bow while riding horse
that newbz didnt knew how to ride a horse so used a chariot lmao
>>55648747
>be steppenigger
>try to invade japan
>drown
kek
>>55648796
you mean be korean/chineese slave
>>55648796
>be chink
>try to invade wien
>chink khagan dies
>have to go back to mongolia
makes me kek everytime
>>55647775
You would be running towards them stupid frogroach
>be hittiet
>not be able to ride a horse
lmoa
>>55647652
>shot them with my bow while riding my big black horse
>they try to catch me
>run away
>they think im scared and leaving the battlefield so they turn their back
>shot them again
>repeat this till they all die
>>55649608
I like the way you think turk
>>55649608
Based Turks
>>55649652
Thanks fa.m
That was the best tactic till gunpowder invented
>>55649608
chariots are faster than horses actually.
>>55650060
t.10000 hours in total war
>>55649652
>>55649705
t.urk
>>55650099
and don't forget about chariot archers, my son
>what do?
Run them over with my magical horseless chariot.
>>55650060
holy shit I will screen this hahahah
>>55647652
>haha! nice long hair and dress
>FAGGOTS
then go back to drinking some bud lite
>>55650145
i have seen gyppos in carts but never in a fucking chariot
Dayum
>>55650060
>horses hauling some big wooden thingy are faster than horses actually.
...
>>55648738
>>55649162
You must be new here.
Call the assyrians
ask the eternal anglo to colonize them
>>55650136
You don't have to share the same ethnicity with someone to appriciate him. You are also based. Happy now?
>>55650212
>>55650241
rtw has never lied to me
>>55650145
>implying they can even compete with glorious turkic composite bow
>implying they dont lack the speed and maneuverability that nomadic horse archers had
Nice try you genetic trash hittite scum
>>55650303
Even in rtw they are slower
Dumb faggot
Do chariots exist in rome total war 2?
>>55650315
>pretending to be a chink
lel
>glorious "turkic" composite bow
ancient egyptians also used that.
>implying they dont lack the speed and maneuverability that nomadic horse archers
doesn't mean anything.
>genetic trash
t. pic related
>>55650448
They are exist in rtw 1 and they are much slower
>>55650448
Yeah, Pontus has chariots and several Eastern factions
>tfw Hoplites wreck almost any type of cavalry
Spearmen are admirable
>>55650587
nice english
>>55650448
yes
>>55650596
How did Romans beat the hoplite phalanx again?
>>55650060
Jesus christ dude
>>55650937
do you have any evidence that chariots are not faster than a horse/horseman besides some ebin gifs?
>>55649608
>mfw turk using kiting tactics approaches
>mfw remember I'm fingol
>>55649162
>frogroach
GTFO of my country, gaijin
Call up the Assyrians to give them a thumping.
>>55650971
First of all, both of their theoretical max speed is the speed of the horse - so it's impossible for the chariot to be faster than a single horseback rider. Think about replacing the horses with two slightly different cars.
Second, the fucking wagons they pulled slows them down and the rubberbanding between the two horses mean they won't be at max speed as one horse will be continuously slowing down the other.
The advantage of the two horse - two man chariot was that it provided a fast and STABLE platform to shoot arrows from. It's much harder to do it horseback. Chariots were mostly a prestige unit. Heavier and slower chariots were used to breach infantry formations.
itt turkic master race btfo wanabee hittities
lmao plebs your """""""""""empire""""""""" was a meme tier copy of Babylon empire
they even copied a chariots from nomad scythians kek
literally subhumans
>>55648911
>things that happened
>>55647652
you have absolutely nothing to do with hittites. you are more likely to be a greek, armenian or slavic rape baby than ancient anatolian (who btw spoke an indoeuropean language, like slavs or greeks). you aren't even turkic much.
>be op
>create the thread
>come back 2 hours later
>all that butthurt itt
i thought only turanists were butthurt about hittites lel
>>55647652
step one: get colonised
step two: beg for autonomy
step three: denied
step four: wait for PLA
step five: one party one system
the story of my life desu
>>55651201
But what if they put fireworks on the chariots HUH
>>55647652
>grab sks
>go inna woods
>>55652601
>no pupper
>>55649162
>>55648738
get out
>>55647652
HITTITES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>55647652
why are cucktites always depicted as fighting in the desert when t*rkey is like 99% mountains
>>55653560
Pay reps for trojan genocide u filthy gayreek
>>55647775
>le /v/ meme
>>55647652
Behead them.
>>55654094
>implying
You literally live in a gay country t*rkroach
>>55647652
sing
even a song of beatles without instruments, they must listen to it as quite new and well-composed song
>>55650850
Good use of cavalry, after pinning down the hoplites with mobile legionnaries. Also, Greeks are not known for having good cavalry back then (apart from Macedon who had enemies to the left and right).
Daily reminder that there were Greek forces supporting the Romans for the conquest of Greece
>>55647652
Inform Hetman
Close city gates
Prepare archers and gunners
Ask a Pisar who the fuck they are, and where they come from.
>>55653560
Troy was not hittite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaksandu
