>tfw scheduled for arranged marriage with absolutely no information on the bride
>intense anxiety killing me so I seek a guarantee
>tell my 2nd cousin to give my info on his sister (bride)
>confirms she has a vagina
Fucking-A! This is the best news in all of my 13 years on this planet.
did you make sure he didn't fondle his sister
>>55646684
He's been bathing with her for the past 11 years.
Not much fondling you could do after circumcising most of her genitalia.
Nice try Sudanon but we all know they wouldn't waste even a downs syndrome girl on you.
>>55646782
Jokes on you, Finnbro, the downie sisters down the street have been giving me the 'sex me eyes' ever since they moved here.
>she wants the dotato
sudanese problem man
>>55647316
I am sorry m8. I am pathetic and shite, but this is how I process my insecurities.
I talked to my psychiatrist, I've finally managed to convince him that I have mild autism or dyslexia and a cortical toning processing disorder that masquerades as auditory hallucinations.
He's skeptical but he's warming up to the idea. I just need 3-4 peer-reviewed neuro/psychiatric studies and I am free of Risperidone.
>>55646554
>second cousin
>arranged marriage
>13 yeas old
I think you're lying, Abdullah.
>>55647391
You live in a 3rd world country. You have better things to do than be insane. Just snap out of it.
>>55647461
>Oh my gosh, like, just stop being ill!
>>55647434
Her mother had a teenage pregnancy while mine was 40 during her conception.
>>55647461
I can't m8. There is a definitive neurotransmitter imbalance in my brain (or developmental dyslexia). I need appropriate psychiatric care.
>>55647461
Also Sudan is the archetypal fourth world nation. I don't even think we fulfill the necessary criteria for any country whatsoever.
>>55647521
When I smoked weed as a 12-13 year old I went in a psychosis that lasted for like 6 hours. In that 6 hours I had to hold myself together and not do anything psychotic and it was really hard because my brain was legitimately broken in ways I can't describe. It took me like 2 weeks until I felt like I was no longer on the border of psychosis because my neural networks were all fried.
>>55647521
its ok m8
>>55647930
Ah, that's what psychiatrists commonly refer to as an 'acute psychotic episode'. If you recover and don't demonstrate persistent symptoms of a psychotic illness (i.e., schizophrenia), you're good.
Also, there are NO conclusive studies demonstrating cognitive dysfunction induced by short-term cannabinoid consumption, so don't worry.
Problem is I have been diagnosed with schizophrenia for years.
>>55648012
Thanks bro for typing that response. It's always nice to know somebody 4-5,000Km away cares about your health. It's why I always feel compelled to respond to everybody here.
>>55648071
I had minor audio hallucinations for years when I was about to fall asleep but I stopped getting them like 6 years ago so doesn't seem like I'm going schizo.
>tfw you will never have an arranged marraige
>>55648271
I had a similar experience after playing too long Pokemon Silver too long on the Gameboy Color.
The MIDI-tier audio would constantly play in my head after shutting off the device. Sometimes it would even wake me up at night and I'd spend 20-30 minutes looking for it to ensure the AA batteries don't die.
>I had minor audio hallucinations for years when I was about to fall asleep
Very peculiar...could be a misdiagnosed, latent form of (absence/complex partial?) epilepsy that manifested itself with auditory hallucinations.
Finland is probably the best place to deal with such disorders (besides specialized centres in the US), so make sure you stay healthy bro.
>>55648474
Ireland is full of god-tier catholic qties m8, an arranged marriage for you would land you with a goddess.
Here I'd probably end up with a poor rural girl who's life duty is to repopulate her district.
>>55648071
why you gotta have an arranged marriage tho
>>55648557
>an arranged marriage for you would land you with a goddess
It sucks, arranged marriages used to be a big thing here up until the last century. Only problem was waiting until you're 30 or 40 to get married like my granddads, but then they got to have girls 20 years younger than them.
>>55648573
It was shitposting to amuse you guys.
I thought 2-3 posters would come say 'lol, nice one Sudanon, hilarious as usual'.
>>55648678
o shit
>>55648743
>>55648678
does that means i'm retarded ?
>>55648676
Ah, westernization has practically decimated traditional marriage and the effects are detectable in any who catches a whiff of western media.
Girls here with western exposure expect to have careers while being pampered at home, it's insane.
>>55648743
Sorry, forgot to clarify that everything after the OP is genuine. I am a figurative 'looney' but I prefer 'lone wolf, misunderstood, passionate, yada'.
*tips turban*
>>55648804
Absolutely not, m8. Most ethnically white French posters here are remarkably eloquent and intelligent in their responses.
I AM the one who's scared you might think I am a retard.
>>55648871
kek
>>55648885
lel
>>55648871
That's like ripping the sheetmetal off your BMW M2 to find a Yugo.
Terrifying.
>>55648885
i think that you arent a retard m8
>>55649057
Thanks bro. Affirmation of my mental integrity, especially from someone from an advanced country, is especially pleasing.
>>55648474
>tfw no family would agree to let me marry their daughter
>>55649057
so you guys in africa have internet q?
>>55649262
meant for >>55649102
qqq
>>55649117
Don't worry bro, it's the physical transformation before the mental one.
A year of lifting at the local gym and appreciative fathers and mothers would be glad to have you as a son-in-law.
You must awaken those Viking genes.
>>55649262
Cheaply available 3G in practically every country. It's the fiber that's too expensive for me to pay for (up to 150Mbps), but the head engineer told me that 1Mbps is 500USD per month.
>>55646554
Pls sudanese doctor man tell me this is a joke
Hey Sudanbro haven't seen you around much recently. Do you have plans to leave Sudan?
kill yourself subhuman
>>55649372
1 mbps 500 USD wtf
Ayyy it's insane autistic Sudanbro.
One of the best poster imho.
I knew a guy on Risperidone. His everyday conversation could be made into a sci-fi novel.
>>55646554
Hey m8 do you remember me I'm the guy with the depersonalization disorder, I hope your marriage goes well.
>>55649394
>>55649564
Italibro! I hope you've made strides in your mental battle as well. I have, after the psychiatric appointment I told you about.
It's a joke. I like discrepancies and paradoxes so I always come up with ridiculous crap like this. I hope I haven't betrayed your trust by returning so soon.
>>55649440
Sup bro. I've been busy undertaking international examinations but besides that, I am genuinely considering seeking employment in the gulf countries.
First paycheck will go to a Pascal 1080Ti build.
>>55649451
I genuinely not joking. He said he would give me 10Mbps for the equivalent of 1,200USD monthly....that doesn't even include installation and taxes to the relevant government offices.
>>55649447
Why? Would it end my misery?
>>55649495
>One of the best poster imho.
Thanks bro. I'd advise against Risperidone, it causes excessive weight gain and possibly manboobs.
>>55649622
so are you like a rich sudan man ?
>>55649677
no he steals the govts wifi like every nigger
>>55649622
Why would you go to an inferior gulf country when you can go to a superior western country? You can finally be free from Islam forever
>>55649564
I'd be lucky to have an actual arranged marriage, lel.
Sorry for misleading you.
>>55649677
Relative to the average Sudo, yes. But I need to exit NEETdom and accomplish something of myself.
>>55649694
Not a very nice thing to say, Swedebro.
>>55649622
>I haven't betrayed your trust by returning so soon.
It's ok, there is no escape from this place, you can only limit how much time there is between visits.
>First paycheck will go to a Pascal 1080Ti build.
What games do you play m8?
>>55649694
Muhammad please stop being a faggot
>>55649730
kill yourself
>>55649751
lol
>>55649730
how old are you
>>55649730
how is life in sudan?
>>55649724
I could easily get 5-7000 USD monthly starting salary with my credentials/recommendations/academic record.
I have a (semi-) British (royal-college license) and getting part of the American one should impress the Saudis/Emiratis.
After browsing /int/er/pol/ for so long and the migrant crisis, I think I should give them the courtesy of not immigrating there, work visa or not.
>>55649741
I literally bought a 970 last year for the witcher 3/MGS5/Fallout for 500USD. Haven't even played anything besides FIFA/PES 16.
>>55649796
I hope whatever compels you to write things like that isn't affecting you mentally. Calm down, bro.
>>55649862
j'ai 26.6 ans mon ami
*blushes in front of all adolescent and young 4chan posters*
>>55649919
Detoriating rapidly along with the economy. I have the privilege of being insulated from the inflation though (primary income is received in foreign currencies, can't elaborate how ;) )
>>55650067
>I literally bought a 970 last year for the witcher 3/MGS5/Fallout for 500USD. Haven't even played anything besides FIFA/PES 16.
I know that feel. Bought a 970 too but keep on playing games from 2004.
>>55650067
fun
hows your freedoms?
also why havent you played anything besides fifa and pes
>>55650178
Nvidia pulled a rabbit out of the hat with Maxwell though, huh? 28nm, summer heat and even overclocked this baby runs below 70 degrees.
It's the nostalgia and simplicity of childhood games that makes me play them over and over. That longing for that care-free attitude and happiness I would have playing the PS1/xbox after school
>>55650240
Freedoms are non-existent in this totalitarian state, composed primarily of borderline-retarded Islamists for politicians. You literally can't question the validity of an Islamist's utterance here, let alone the religion and the theocratic state.
FIFA and PES are simplistic and processional. MGS has too many variables and will always invoke headaches.
>>55650428
nice m8
also
>MGS has too many variables and will always invoke headaches.
no
you sound like a smart nigger im sure you could handle it
>>55650067
kek
>>55650428
i have a GTX 760 :( even a sudanese man have a better video card than me kek
>>55650519
I don't wait to play without /skull face/s-rank/no-alert/no kill/no hud/foxhound emblem though
I gave up at MGS2:substance back in 2005 because I couldn't get past Fatman in european extreme. There was no way to locate the claymore mines without the HUD in the final stage of the boss battle.
Also, Solidus's chokehold is near impossible in Hard, I can't imagine how hard it would be in EE.
>>55650631
760 is plenty capable for 720p on modern titles. I only spent 500$ on this GPU to maximize the AAA titles on 1080p. It wasn't worth it.
With Pascal/Polaris coming up next year and the biggest generational jump in years, I am considering selling the GPU to someone here for 300-350USD.
>>55647519
offended brazilian monkeys are the best
>>55650939
m8 its for star citizen
>>55650939
It is really easy to "platinum" mgsV man.
>>55651079
Really? I was too afraid to play after the Cyprus part.
Guess I am a pathological hoarder and a wimp. Here's my pirated games folder. I've only played less than 5 of these.
>>55651066
lol at the Pokemon card. It was fun before YugiOh appeared. IMO the energy cards were too restrictive.
You seem like a patient, contemplative gamer. I don't even know if Star Citizen is piratable/playable without subscription yet.
>>55651293
>bus simulator
>>55651293
>WINDOWS 10
nice botnet
>>55651387
Bus simulator is fun because punctuation is all-important. Being a NEET with no schedule makes it comically entertaining. (Although I saw my brother try it).
>>55651415
I was sick of writing BASH scripts in arch and what could google/MS possibly care about someone in Africa who does nothing remotely weird besides posting on 4chan?
I eventually settled on Windows 10 and a hackintosh (OSX 10.11.0, although I should update it to 10.11.3)
>>55651569
*punctuality
kek
>>55651569
why isnt yor computer in sudanese ?
>>55651845
I don't think there's a formal keyboard/language pack for Sudanese Arabic and even then it would be practically indistinguishable from Saudi Arabic.
English is neat and comfy and literally mediates 95% of my computer interaction.
Reading a non-Latin/Germanic alphabet language is horrible, even if it's my native Arabic.
>>55651919
oh ok
>>55651950
Alright mon frere, thanks for providing a pleasant conversation.
Merci beaucoup, et avoir une merveilleuse soiree
>>55652055
merci a vous aussi mon cher
>>55652055
are you redpilled about islam?
>>55646554
I've talked to some of your fellow countrymen here in Buenos Aires, they seemed to be some hardworking people. They were selling things on the street, as we talked they told me they were immigrants escaping from a civil war of some sort, they told me about a city named Hegling.
What conflict were they talking about?
>>55652148
M8 why do you have no region set?
I thought doctors in Sudan would just put you down if you are that crazy.
>>55652304
oh thanks for reminding me about that
>>55652393
hi norwaybro
>>55646554
Kek, Sudanbro does it again.
inb4 people actually believe this shit.
>>55652151
Swedish civil war
