>Sitting at home, alone
>Crush is getting fucked by 50 chads and 3 pelicans
>>55638489
What's her name?
>>55638497
Claire
Gonna kill myself I think lads
>you're downing a glass, reading posts
>she's taking it in the ass, while Chad boasts
>>55638489
>>55638504
I'm Abdul, Claire's boyfriend. You better not come near her or I will honour kill you Inshallah!
>>55638504
Can you imagine her taking BBC?
Does it make you hard to do so?
>>55638504
Claire who?
>>55638534
Its b, but why do you want to know?
>>55638568
I know who this is lol. Not even kidding
>>55638632
What's the next letter of her surname?
>>55638662
Ask her what being fucked by a pelican is like
>>55638684
Wait now I need to know if you actually know her? Whats the third letter?
>like girl
>go out with her a few times
>she's "funny", open, looks nice, smells good, dresses well and is really thin
>get a message from a Facebook account advising me to stay away from her
>think its from some butthurt nerd
>Sat in a cafe with her
>she goes to the bàthroom
>woman comes over and says "I work with her, leave her while you can"
>she says people are always hurting her
>find out she accused some guy of rape, he tried to kill himself in front of his family, then she planted cocaine on her brother who was a school teacher and got him fired
What I'm saying is they sometimes aren't worth it
>>55638489
in a row?
>>55638632
you have no idea who she is faggot
>>55638568
>>55638662
>>55638688
>>55638706
>>55638738
>>55638777
i know her better tha n you do if this is who I think it is
>>55638662
v?
>>55638568
Post pics, tell us about her, share some stories, for fuck's sake. I'm tempted to help you out.
>>55638868
ahah yeah
how'd you know?
>Get really good at making pancakes
>for myself
>>55638893
I'm very worried she's my cousin
>>55638504
>>55638534
>>55638568
>>55638632
>>55638641
>>55638662
>>55638707
>>55638777
>>55638845
>>55638868
>>55638893
:D
>>55638955
well rude
>>55638955
Looks underage.
>>55638955
Thank Christ
>>55639072
Is it the wrong one?
>>55638531
>>55639097
>unironically dating a Melanesian/Poo-in-loo/whatever that is
>>55638955
you can tell she's chugged a few
>>55639121
she's ugly though
>>55639168
She is
>>55639097
She looks better in default pic
>>55638940
>>55639097
I think and fervently hope so
>>55639286
Thank god desu
>>55638943
>>55639097
Do you approve of your cousin's love of BFC?
>>55639370
If she was my cousin yeah it's hot
