>wake up
>the world map now looks like this
Can you still love your neighbor countries?
>>55096921
>STILL most powerful country in the world
>>55096921
There's not much difference desu
>still near malaysia
fug
>>55096921
South Korea is still in the same region
>No thanks
>>55096921
I wouldn't mind at all
BUILD WALL NAO
I wouldn't mind at all. Sure, the smell from up north would stink like shit, but anyone trying to border-hop through Ethiopia would starve to death before reaching us.
We'd get both a border with kpop qts/mmo making kings and the homeland of spaghetti? I'm up for it.
Canada is fucked
>Qatar
>Laos
>Palestine
>Haiti
>PUERTO RICO
>still landlocked
>this time without Balaton
>somalia as a neighbour
>chinks all around me
[long inarticulate yelling]
>>55097092
Yeah, that border with Bangladesh dooms us even in the most optimistic scenario.
>>55096921
post bigger map pls
>surrounded by shitty countries
Now I know why indians swarm to come to Canada
>United Kingdom is now Tunisia
>Niger is now the UK
It's like pottery
>Russia, Serbia, Bulgaria have common borders
BRATUSHKI/10
>Common border with Syria
Hmm
Where is Sweden
>>55097272
Nvm we got fucked
>>55097272
something something Syria
poetic if you ask me
>>55097272
Syria.
>>55097272
You get to be Syria for real this time.
>>55096921
>sandwiched by India and Ethiopia
>Nauru nearby
JUST
Mexico, Iran,... we are fucked. I would flee to Eritrea
BUILD A WALL
build three walls actually, and a septic trench.
>surrounded by straya, tunisia, kazakh
Potential waifus maybe?
also cold country is alright
>>55096921
I would kill myself I couldn't stand to live in a barren shithole like the middle east.
There isn't even snow there what the fuck.
>>55096921
India and China would be so fucked. There is less HABITABLE land in the frozen shitholes of the tundra/taiga than their comparatively smaller regions of origin.
>Argentina in Africa
As it should be
The Netherlands is like the only first world country that gets a decent deal.
>>55096921
well i am going to the netherlands
>>55096921
>Thailand
>Spain
>Philippines
I'm okay with this, can't complain.
>>55096976
Now you finally noticed us, senpai.
>>55096961
>bordering poos
enjoy them friend
>>55096921
actually USA should take China's place
>tfw no land borders
I think everyone is ok with this.
>>55097591
do pakis poo in or outside of loo?
>>55096921
WE VIKINGS NOW, BOYS
>>55097803
i think you'd be more of the modern age type scandis, AKA cuckolds
>>55097820
shut up, bulg
>>55096921
Low quality bait.
>>55096921
>B E N I N as a neighbor
>ukrainian and french qts
>can form a luso union with portugal and algeria
we gotta watch out for the nigerian hordes tho, other than that it's pretty good
>>55097840
i'll shove my bulge up your tiny asian ass fuckboy
>>55096921
Alright I guess.
>>55097877
feel free to have a chat with our last bottom bitch, bulger :^)
>>55097714
Inside unfortunately.
>>55097894
no i will fuck you
>>55097904
look at this faggot over here
>completely landlocked
>bordering congo and murderumala
>denmark is still a stonethrow away
The 9th of circle of hell would be better.
>>55097926
What's wrong with Denmark? They seem extremely normal and sensible as a country.
>>55097911
shit m8 dont judge vietnamese men look like girls i'd fuck you in no time son
>>55097878
>no oil and natural gas now
are you really alright?
>>55097964
Severe colonial mismanagement and theft of territory.
>>55098016
So they're like the Scandinavian Britain?
North and South Korea are still nearby
>>55097243
And the funny thing is that Finland is now Niger, like in real life
>>55097971
>asian men looks like grillz
>stil using this bait
get a grip, bulg
fuck Sierra Leone
>>55098014
Yes, we revert back to being sea merchants.
>>55096921
Unspecifiedistan one side and Malaysia the other.
I'm okay with this
>>55097860
>a luso union with algeria
There must be something I'm missing out
Also, this deal is sweet. Always loved the portuguese and brazilians
>>55098113
nice
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>55098342
>>55098342
>>55096921
Why did Nordic countries stay the same?
9/10 its alright
>>55098342
>surrounded by niggers and chinks
>only normal neighbor is Latvia
Still better than bordering Serbia and Bosnia 2bh
>>55097365
i though we border US
fuck
>>55098418
Same reason Argentina did I suppose.
>>55097591
I'm not
>Poland, Philippines, Italy and Argentina in the same region
Catholic axis ensemble!
let's get rid of muslims and heathen gooks and bring southern africa to the light of Christ
DEVS VVLT
>>55098547
True
>>55097388
You're Pakistan though...it snows there
>>55097388
>Canada
>Literally desert
The refugees will feel right at home, our military is getting an upgrade too
Austria is so far away though
>UK landlocked
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Rule the steppes, Britannia
Awww yea got a port again bitches.
>>55098123
But we'd be so full.
>surrounded by niggers
Just great. H-hey, slowenia.
>>55097591
Gib back rightful clay.
Go back to your own sinking ship.
>>55097591
>Pakis in charge of huge Uranium deposits.
>>55096921
t.Laos neighbouring Finland Haiti Qatar Israel and Uganda...
WE WUZ GREEKS AND SHIT
>>55096921
>North Korea and South Korea
Pottery
I wouldn't even be mad, being without neighbours.
>>55100020
enjoy earthquakes and typhoons
moshi moshi Gert-Jan desu
>portugal, angola and brazil on the same continent
Alberto barbosa union
Would be nice to have frenchies as neighbors, but the ukrainians would probably die because of the heat
>Benin :DDDDDDDD
>>55096998
Canada and Peru against the world
Still can't escape from having to neighbor Serbia.
>>55100275
The Dutch have a lot of knowledge on how not to drown, so it shouldn't be too bad.
>>55096921
build wall
>>55096921
>Bangladesh gets India
>South Korea gets South Africa
>Vietnam and Lebs in the Arctic
>Equatorial Guinea now just "Guinea 2"
>Central African Republic now "Republic"
present conditions cannot be falsified
>>55100275
>BUILD WALL
>MAKE JAPAN GREAT AGAIN
I'm hype. When are we moving?
>>55100804
THIS
ORANDA DAMASHII
BUILD GREAT WATER WALL
MAKE JAPAN GREAT AND ABLE TO WITHSTAND TYPHOON AND TSUNAMI
>>55100804
Also no more influx of greedy shitskins and EU antics.
>>55096921
>New Zealand now sitting in the Baltics
/bantz/ was truly meant to be.
Putting the Japs in Africa is pretty clever
With their advanced technology they would just grow crops indoors, filter water and export that to the rest of Africa. Africa has dry heat which Japs can deal with a lot better than humid heat.
Would trump want to deport THIS?
>>55096998
POO
>>55100804
wooa is that kind of dam?
>>55101058
Yes.
>>55101058
Not only is it a dam
But it also opens to let ships through
Is there enough infrastructures as much as our previous country?
If so, our position is not so but.
however, most of Chinese will die in this location...
>>55101133
Not infrastructure like you're used to
But it's okay, just use yamato damashii
>>55101058
Yeah, it's a flood/storm surge barrier.. It was built to protect the Rotterdam harbor from storm surges, and is part of the 'Europort Barrier'. But because Europort is one of the busiest ports in the world, the channel could not be closed permanently.. So they designed this massive moving door to close the waterway off when needed, while still leaving ships through normally.
They made it so that the barriers will shut automatically when a big storm is coming, so it's also (or it was at some point anyway) techinically the biggest robot in the world.
>pic is how 1 half of the gate looks when it's open
Fun trivia:
>Finished in 1997
>Only closed in a storm for the first time in 2007
>Closed in 2007, 2012 and 2013 to stop storms, all the other closings were tests and maintenance
We literally only needed it like 3 times since it was built, but the economic damage would likely have been in the billions if we didn't.
Would we also have to take their culture? Seeing as how all buildings and such remain.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>55101225
>pantsu vending machines in the streets
>animated porn industry booming
>perpetual leftist outrage
Hmm
>>55098215
I meant angolans fuggg :DDD
>>55101299
We also get their nature, forests hills and mountains. FINALLY, FUCKING VERTICALITY SO I CAN GO HIKING.
>>55098342
moar
>>55101223
now I remembered that the dutch engineers were involved in river improvement projects in Japan in the 19th centuries.
thanks netherlands
>>55101443
Any time. I'm sure that when the ocean waters rise, we will think of something.
REMOVE CANADA
That's a wrong map, I fixed it.
>we're in china now
>share borer with real chinks
JUST
>North Korea and South Korea still together
Oh the irony.
Do we have to pay the denbts?
>Poland has access to the sea
>fliplands is land locked
>bordered by Afghanistan
At least were beside Catholic countries for once
>>55096921
We Iberian now? Time to start the Inquisition lads
We PERU now.
Morroco still at our south.
>>55096921
B-O-L-L-O-C-K-S
ARGENTINA IS NIGERIA
ARGENTINA IS NIGERIA
hahaha
>>55098342
BENIN :DDD
>>55097971
>>55097904
>>55097877
the ussr really did a number on you m8
>Lithuanian not in Africa
JUST
>>55096921
Died.
>>55098342
:DDDD
>India gets replaced with the Canada
>mfw imagining a pajeet wearing a fur hat along with a square-patterned coat, crouching down to a ice-field, taking a dump while getting watched by a grizzly bear
>>55096921
>UAE
>bordering Zambia and sand Germany
I don't know what to think
>>55104374
>mfw pajeet meets with bear's eyes as he proceeds to pull back his pants on
What a silent but meaningful communication between two unique species
>>55096921
But, guys, nothing actually happened with Canada and USA.
>>55101507
The whole world with be counting on your country then! Much respect to dutch coastal engineers tho.
>Kuwait is in Africa
NOPE
O
P
E
>yfw youll still have refugees from syria
>but now its more easy to send them germoney
kek. germany will never get rid of us
