Tell me about Cretans, why are they so based?
>>55052332
Spartan blood
>>55052332
Venetian genes
>>55052332
is that an arab?
They wuz Venetians n shet
>>55052332
because we are venetian and not turkogreeks
>>55052526
Sorry but the guy in front looks pretty turkish, especially his beard, no offence
>>55053619
The guy looks greek not turk. He;s not swarthy enough to be half kebab
>>55054081
>all t*rks are swarthy
Lel, fyi people who lives in the provinces that are close to the Aegean looks very similar. Sometimes you can't separate greeks from the t*rks.
>tfw half Greek
>>55055676
>half greek half turk
>not being circassian in the year of our lord 2016
shit-tier to be honest senpai
>>55053619
he'd probably reduce you into pieces just for looking at him let alone calling him a Turk
>>55057068
Who is he komşi? Tell me about him, why does he wear the bandana?
>>55052332
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretan_pederasty
>>55052332
Stronkest Greek Genes, even in WW2 it poped nazi germany's cherry and took them one month to completely occupy Crete
>>55059177
>proud with humiliation of their police
leftist or traitor
I can't see any diffrence
>>55052332
Big enough island to develop a rich culture and history.
Small enough to still be an island, somewhat isolated.
>>55058128
Some Cretan warrior.
>>55055676
Are you the guy who has origins from Crete?
>>55057068
Looks like an alpha desu
>>55053619
No.I saw enough Turks
>>55052332
Muh friend's heritage is Cretan and Irish. He has actually committed acts of terrorism.
>>55062992
Against whom?
>>55052332
What`s going on in Crete? Why are they fighting the police?
>>55063186
i guess against some major pussy bruh
>>55062855
No, I dunno about him, my origins are from Thessaloníki.
>>55062992
>He has actually committed acts of terrorism
>pick up truck with black tinted windows and goats in the back rolls into ghetto blasting this from loudspeakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3kgGr-BF_M
>"heyo nigga wut that?"
>door opens and a 2 meter hairy fat Cretan rolls out
>"wut you want waitboi"
>cretan opens the back of the truck and let's out the goats to eat the grass
>ghetto rats grab wooden boards baseball bats and other shit around them and get ready to beat him
>cretan grabs a shepherds stick and a bucket of feta
>ghetto skank out ensues
>aftermath is a bloody cretan with broken ribs and 6 unconscious ghetto rats smothered in feta lying on the grass with goat horn marks on them by getting battered
>"ωωωω μωρε kοπελια ελατε να σας φιλεψω kι αλλη φορα"
>goes back into his pick up and drives off
>goats still eating the grass
>police rolls in
>too late to contain the situation
>ghetto rats are fuming starting gang wars trying to find the guy with the big ass mustache
>2 weeks of civil unrest looting and rioting ensue
>>55063969
>yfw the cops shoot the goats
>>55063186
>>55063969
He threw a brick through a cop's living room window.
>>55064088
>in america
>be goat
>get shot
>>55063969
τοπ kεk
>>55063938
Your origins are from central Asia, Thessaloniki was just your temporary home.
>>55063938
t. Mustafa Kemal
are greeks the actual genetic descendants of ancient Hellas? no hate just curious
>>55064637
evidently we are not because it is scientifically proven that ancient greeks were blonde haired blue eyed vikings with loincloths
>>55064637
Greeks are Neolithic farmers
>>55064637
Ancient Greeks were BLACK, the white ones arrives later.
>>55064311
Why do you do dis to me? I thought we were friends ;_;
>>55064948
>being friends with kebab
Cretian archers!
>>55057068
>>55052332
>>55062609
>hipster beard
>>55064948
We are friendz but plz come home and help us pay denbts trojan man
Minoans have +25% Farm production, that's pretty based.
>>55064948
>turk
>>55064637
doubtful because of aggressive forced population relocations/killings during the greek revolution but also the absence of the modern 'greek identity' during the period of Ottoman rule
>>55065288
this, Ancient Greeks were zapped by Aliens.
heh, too bad your kebab hands never touched Corfu like the are touching the Netherlands right now, so that gives as an unarguably direct claim to ancient Atlantis.
>>55065387
της μανας σου το μπουγαδοkόφινο. Τραμπούkε
>>55056949
>the year of our lord 2016
isn't that a bit haram
>>55065288
the ancient greeks all drowned themselves when the romans came,and they replaced the local population with kurds and turds
>>55065453
look at them all smug about it
"Never touched by kebab" written all over them
>>55065453
i have bronchitis and the laughing fit i just threw nearly killed me you inconsiderate fuck
>>55065288
shhh ancient greeks are civilizing mars right now we are replaced clones of them
