hay totolaly drunk and high ask me anythuing AFK :XDDDDDDDDD
x-DD
>>54991444
Nice quartets
>that one time I said I posted my face on /soc/ and somebody went there and coincidentally linked my image here to complain about the fact that people were giving it 6-7 when it was 4-5 with shit bone structure
You thought I forgot, but I have not.
>>54991444
XD:D::D pzdc nusig4riua bl :DD
>>54991444
ai tu neturistas:DDD
>australija
Pzdc, vien tik hindusai, babajai ir kintaiskai sidnėjuj, wtf
>>54992337
axujeli savsiem bl :DDD
>>54987072
I don't post in /deutsch/.
I'm exclusively a night shift dub poster.
I don't have time for this during the day sadly.
>>54991266
Foreigners edition :DDDDD
>valentines day coming
>still alone
>like the previous 20 years of my life
JUST
>>54992447
ėėėė hold ur latvians:DDDDDDDD
>>54992467
>tfw have to work on valentine's day
>tfw can skip this shitty day without upsetting my wive.
Feels dubs man. :D
>>54992662
how much ur fwife :D
>>54992662
Is your wife hot? post pics
>>54992691
You don't want her, she's old like me.
:D
Fuack again dubsless and unlucky. D:
>>54992889
Epic :DDDdRD
>>54992889
qalšlė atleast u pulled alatvian xDLDLD::D:
fugg captchja keeps repeating
Just got home
she was literally clinging onto me all the time
putting her legs on mine
looking into me eyes n sheeit
however, I didn't make any move
Heading home from bar atm
>>54993248
Did you not to bang her?? On a scale from 1 to 10 how does she looks??
>tfw 5,2 hours till my alarm clock goes on
>>54993374
Fugg writing with phone is hard xDDD
>>54993374
I said I didn't make any move
she has an american bf living in western europe
One time I "joked" about kissing her
She was like
>I have a boyfriend, sorry :(
And now she was super clingy after 2 bottles of vine
However, me being mega beta, I didn't do nothing even though she was mega clingy
And I don't want to ruin our relationship because I feel like she's one of few genuine friends I have left
She's like 6,5/10 petite (but big ass) fake blonde
>>54993374
>>54993456
Ikr XDDDDDD. Wrotong form tje bed drunk xkd high ,admadman + dubs
>>54993472
>Having friends
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54993582
sorry
helllo
duvz
>>54994384
LATVIAN
Asking a girl out for Valentine's
/balt/ lend me your power
>>54994729
Take my doubles
>>54994729
Fuck you I've been rejected by every girl I've ever asked.
I hope she laughs at you and tells you she has a boyfriend and then they go and fuck.
DUBS DUBS DUBS
>>54994776
Fuck off you cuck
>>54994776
What kind of girls were they. Sounds rude desu.
>>54994729
Take my dubs m8
>>54994856
Kill yourself normie.
>>54994877
BLESSED
>>54994776
>>54995060
Fucking ass-ravaged mate.
One of them accepted, then texted me in the evening and said she couldn't.
who else here /laneway/ tomorrow? who are you seeing?
>>54995157
Nah I went 2 weeks ago mate
>>54995157
>lameway
heh, check out this joker
There's festival going on down the road from where i live. What do, lads?
>>54995336
go and have some fun.
>>54995157
>>54995336
Laneway <500m from me right now
>>54995363
Costs 165 doll hairs and they're probaly sold out senpai
>>54995408
You cunts got ripped off, only 150 big strong New Zealand dollarydoos here
Dubs me tonight.
>>54995549
less demand in Auckland probably
>>54995688
It sold out for the last 5 years
>>54995735
that's bretty impressive
Good news:
>I have a valentine this year.
Bad news:
>She's an internet gf
Great news
>I just got dubs.
>>54995964
>an internet gf
Sorry lad, I'm just scamming you for your money
mite b cool
having a pie
>>54996099
You're not her, she lives in Brisbane!
>>54996184
Brisbane is just uptown Auckland
>>54996168
what kind
>>54996304
based steak and onion
>>54996304
ms macs steak and onion
>>54996304
i have some steak and mushroom too. those are good
>>54996323
Mince and cheese is the only pie a man would ever need
>>54996464
>and cheese
kys
>>54996464
>""""People"""" who eat their pies with cheese
How's that vagina going for you?
>>54996499
>>54996504
philistines
>>54996464
>mince
steak is better cunt
cant listen to my favorite radio station
>>54997558
what happened to tradie j?
>>54997601
something bad i hope
Going to go and brew some tea lads.
>tfw can't sleep
>>54997778
Latvian'd your quads, too.
>>54997846
>off by one
>suffer in real life and on namibian claymotion forums
>can't sleep
>eternal limbo of emptiness
>>54997690
ok brew
>>54997902
how are you friend? i hope you are feeling better.
>>54997690
What blend mate
>>54998123
C E Y L O N
E
Y
L
O
N
>>54994729
\o/ onya lad
>>54995157
If you get the chance, actually watch thundercat. He fucking slayed.
>>54998110
lad just worry about something else
>>54997196
Not him but cheap shit steak isnt good in a pie Tbh.
>>54996134
Kendrick, the national and modest mouse are the only good things on that lineip.
>>54998242
How long till your neighbours realise you're the town rapist?
>>54998326
I still haven't seen my neighbours t b h
I only go out like every other day for food
>>54998366
Such is life in the gommunist state.
>>54998242
i do m8 trust me. i worry about you too though
>>54995549
>>54995688
Its probs cause everything is more expensive across the ditch.
Like for example from what i heard, the housing crisis in auckland is nothing compared to sydney
How easy is it to pick kiwi chicks up? Im visiting in july with a friend
>>54998406
Not too hard desu theyre all sluts over here
>>54998406
They are allegedly the most promiscuous women in the world.
>>54998439
Leaving for two days, lads. Will miss you, take care.
>>54998622
Didnt mean to qoute to anyone, blame my phone.
>>54998622
Nice non-latvians my latvian friend
>>54998426
>>54998439
You haven't been here, I think we have more sluts, its just that you guys got the small population.
Better get em young if you want a qt
>>54998622
I-it's not like I'll miss you or anything b-baka!
>>54998663
The slut study was done by durex and only on people who bought condoms so it's hardly indicative of the whole female population here. It's not that all NZ women are promiscuous, it's just our sluts are really, really slutty.
>>54998723
I work for an online shipping business and durex products are reasonably common.
>Valentine's period.
Honestly lads I hate people who say your _ a shit. FUCKING DONT SAY THAT REEEEEE
>>54998890
Youre numbers a shit
>>54998890
But it's true.
>>54998987
>>54998974
AUCKLAND
U
C
K
L
A
N
D
>>54999036
S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y
>>54999062
florence t.bh lad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEHYU9FDrI
>>54999062
PALMY
A
L
M
Y
>>54999100
GIORDANO?
>>54998145
>maymaylon
There's no hope for this general
>>54999347
Ceylon is based
>>54999347
I bet you drink green tea or something "because it's healthy." Kill yourself, hipster faggot.
>>54999361
Bet you take it with milk and sugar too
>>54999378
Earl Based actually
>tea
kys
>>54998723
Wasn't it 22 partners average or something
Hell's bells desu
>>54999405
Milk no sugar 2bh
>>54999433
> I only drink water
i only drink water, its dry as hell and its been getting hotter and hotter
>>54999469
>tea is a drink for classic man
>>54999589
Tea is the drink of the British Empire. Fuck you commie.
>not exclusively drinking natural artesian water from the islands of Fiji; untouched by man until you drink it
pathetic
>>54999653
>unironically paying 2 bucks for a bottle of tap water
>>54999693
More like $4.50
>>54999653
I've been to Fiji and it's a fucking dump outside the tourist hotspots they bother to clean, the entire country is coated in a layer of rubbish
>>54999612
>British Empire
1776 best day of my life, theres no point in having a commonwealth now.
The queen wants to flood her nation with sandniggers, the sooner she dies the better
>>54999719
Why do you think they all come here?
Puhoi choc milk > lewis road cremery
Tbh
>>54999751
Fuck off
>>54999653
>Not drinking fresh water from the stream down south
I pity you mainlanders really, fresh Tasmanian spring water will make you stop fucking your cousin for a couple of days
>>54999763
Nah
>>54999721
I'm reporting you to the Governor-General
>>54999764
>Not hiking up your nearest mountain and collecting the freshly fallen snow to drink
wow man, seriously?
>>54999653
>The purest water comes from the purest clouds. Our rainfall is purified by trade winds as it travels across the Pacific Ocean to the islands of Fiji. A continent away from acid rain and other pollutants. Fiji water is preserved and protected by one of the last virgin ecosystems on Earth.
how can tap """""water""""" even compete?
>>54999843
>Based prepbull will protect me
OYYY MEESTAA PROIME MINISTAH
Speaking of water, have you lads ever drunk European tap water?
It tastes like they pumped it straight from the Rhine or something. Like holy shit it is bad.
>>54999892
My tap water seems to have quite a bit of calcium in it, I was cleaning my tap and the filter had been clogged up with it
>>54999864
>Not dehydrating yourself for 12 hours from queensland trekking for 12 hours through abo territory to Orange and drinking the pre packed water bottle in your bag
HOW DO KIWIS COMPETE
>>55000012
Not if I get it first.
Who got the
>>55000000
>>54999999
>>55000087
Noice
>>55000087
Pitty it wasn't a poopost.
Benis :DDD
>>55000259
POOPEPPEEEE:DDDD
>go to the effort of drawing an MS paint comic to provoke autistic poles
>no responses
I guess they're asleep
>>55000087
>NZ literally runs this board
>>55000386
>JEWZEALAND
Shut it down lads
>>55000504
Don't jew worry about that, my goyim friend.
I don't actually even know much about new Zealand, besides north and south island,
Auckland, Invercargill, Dunedin, Nelson, Palmerton North, the national animal, its total
population and the fern they'll put on their flag
What else is there on that dank island?
Whats New Zealand "Culture"?
Why is Auckland so based?
>>55000675
You're basically an extension of our culture, there's not much difference
>>55000703
No YOU"RE basically an extension of our culture
Also
>culture
>>55000675
>Why is Auckland so based?
What part of asia are you from m8?
>>55000755
Auckland is based though. Its like Sydney, we got a madman culture that's unrivalled by the rest of the cunt
>>55000752
Everything unique to the Antipodes was invented right here in New Zealand, Australia is basically a mix of English, American and Kiwi culture.
>>55000787
Im guessing China then
>>55000794
>inb4 "bud the bavlova is ausdralian :DDDDDD"
jus spray and wark aray
>>55000794
>>55000832
PAVLOVA IS KIWI REEEEE
>>55000999
>he doesnt even know how to memetext
Maybe some nice kiwi desserts, such as the pavlova and lamington, should help you memetext better
>>55000755
>>54999433
Nice.
>>55000999
Noice.
cock
look at him and laugh :D
>>54999998
>>55001058
Alright i can excuse you claiming the pavlova but you're nuts thinking lamingtons are yours
>A lamington is an Australian dessert or snack, typically made with squares of sponge cake coated in an outer layer of chocolate sauce and rolled in desiccated coconut.
>>55001124
Congratulations you learned to edit wikipedia
Hey UAE guy are you rich?
>>55001154
>This page was last modified on 8 February 2016, at 22:51.
Hmmmm
>>55001155
I'm middle glass :DDD
>>55001124
http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/72742788/Pavlova-research-reveals-puddings-shock-origins
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/01/lamington-invented-in-new-zealand-new-research-proves-beyond-doubt
>>55001199
stop embarrassing us
>>55001268
Kys
>>55001181
Is that millionaire there or what?
>>55001199
HOLY FUCK THOSE QUADRUPLE DUBS
>Tony didnt want this in our country
Is he a faggot or what.
>>55001377
What did he hate about Pump bottles?
>>55001308
no.
>>55001393
ayyy but seriously where is this island goddess, i gotta turkey slap her and then hug her afterwards for being qt
>>55001475
She looks half white to me Tbh
>>55001520
I thought so too, the nose gave it away
>cutting out the pump label and changing it to dump
classic
>>55001597
All me
>drinking anything but breakfast tea
>buying any brand but bell
FUCK OFF BACK TO ASIA YOU CUNTS (do try it)
>>55001669
Bell, more like bellend, now fuck off back to Britain you chav
>>55001669
>Drinking tea in breakfast
>Being this uncivilised
>>55001669
Bell makes an alright Ceylon, but the do try it man makes a better one. I don't know what he hits his slaves with, but it works.
When did things go so wrong?
>>55001694
>>55001727
Foreign scum can do whatever the fuck they want who cares
>>55001745
>giving your money to a man who can't poo in the loo instead of a 100% new zealand owned company
>>55001780
Actually pakeha you are the foreign scum, now leave aoteroa or else i'll fugg your bitches gee
>>55001801
Kia kaha bro go da warriors CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOO
Isn't he a Louis Vuitton model now, it was him and Lightning from Final Fantasy
Im blasting this on full power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_7z_WVcpdw
>>55002223
There are so many better ways to kill yourself.
>autists still on about tea
kys
>>55002251
jajajajaja
A MOTHER FUCKING LATVIANS
>>55002223
Every hour was worth it.
NO regrets.
Just got back from the club
yall are a homos
im not a homo
>>55002695
me on the right
>>55002695
this cunts pingin and the sheilas are deffos gonna give him a root
Is it true baltic languages use russian swear words?
>>55003078
I mean curse words.
>>55003101
Da, suka blj
>>55003101
Ciuska blyot
Going to the shop for more of that Lithuanian beer
You want somethings, braliukas?
>>55003704
pls get some fosters
also cheap meats
>>55003745
I'll see what I can do
Just woke up lads.
>>55003643
titties fuck
Lads I live too far from civilisation and its getting dark, the dingos are coming call 000
>>55003893
>>54991444
Gražūs kvartetai :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Wheres that swede that made this, sorry lit
>>55004100
kek
nice dubs btw
>>55003893
hi :D
>>55003970
>>55004206
>tfw foreigners are the only ones replying
But hi :3
>>55003893
wakey wakey
>>55004100
lol
>>55004248
how's it going lad :D
Going to sleep now. Have to get up early tomorrow.
Good night friends.
>>55004297
Good, and you?
>>55004289
Yes, hello?
>>55004310
Night
>>55004322
I feel kinda depressed today
>>55004310
oi cunt stop being such a turbo poofta
>>55004322
say 12 months
>>55004310
night light tight
1. Your country
2. Have you ever had Swedish Meatballs
1. cunt
2. Have you ever had Swedish Meatballs
>>55004434
Yeah pissbane ikea
1. you're a cunt
2. have you ever eaten meatballs from sweden
>>55004407
>>55004434
>>55004451
Are we being raid?
>>55004465
I see no turks so yes I think we are
[spoiler] think about it kid ;) [/spoiler]
1. You actually are a fuckin cunt and should kill yourself
2. have you ever tasted meatballs from the land of Sweden
>>55004310
sleep tight kiwi
>>55004536
No I haven't.
Are you happy now?
>>55004577
YES
>>55004768
okay then :DDD
I'm glad I can make someone happy
>>55004898
no problem bro, do you get many hot quatari chicks where you're from
>>55004927
naughty girls :P
>>55004927
Do not be rough with the boobies! >:(
>>55004927
OH MY GOD
>>55004927
Not too much Qataris, but Saudis and Kuwaitis
>>55004942
>>55004955
>>55004962
surprised? that's what's under the burqa.
>>55005042
I'm not particularly surprised that arab women have tits to be quite honest
>>55004982
oh that's cool, I thought you all hated Saudis?
>>55005042
dem tiddies do, 10/10
>>55004927
dem mammaries
>>55005113
We hate Najdis (northern Saudis) but Hijazis (western Saudis) are bro tier.
>>55005125
sharmoota/10
I wanna learn a language, I have a gap year and thought id do something productive, which one should I do lids
>>55004927
source?
>>55005355
Arabic
>>55005355
Best get a head start and read up on your social science studies you fucking leftist degenerate person of color.
>>55005355
日本語だ。
漫画を読むのが上手になるよ
>>55005411
Don't know but I guess Kuwait
>>55005424
don't plan on moving to Germany sorry, but I know maltese and it sounds close to it
>>55005429
No. I actually was studying economics/law last year, but failed a few classes so im taking a break cause too lazy desu
>>55005566
Holy fuck nice quad dubs
How... how can you just be fine?
>>55005659
By not being a latvian.
>>55005646
>Holy fuck nice quad dubs
It's been decided then. You learn Japanese.
>>54991266
>complain about Soviet oppression
>were Nazis during WWII
Lol!!!
>>55005694
I actually took Japanese classes in highschool since Italian classes were filled to the brim, I remember a bit. We even went to Nipland in year 9, good times
>>55005725
Yugoslavia
>>55005825
I am against our crimes in the 90s. :)
>>55005725
srbe na vrbe desu
alright
