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naughty no good hours edition
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA
fuck off
maisie
I'd be a cute bf
>>54947419
>tfw already got
Do I look a spit for kev in this or what?
i'm in the back with the brown coat and green and white shirt, think one of the red coloured lights was on my face because that is not natural hahaa
Are black twinks a thing?
>whole hour and a half long concert's been uploaded to youtube
'sync'll love that
What is adam johnson going to do now? He's 28 and his career is over, he might go to prison.
Age of consent laws don't protect anyone, they're just weapons to be used by vindictive girls who are not victims.
>>54947445
same
>>54947460
>that high test in the front
phwoar
Hello Englishmen
>>54947474
He literally groomed a 15 year old m8
Had sexual intercourse 4 times this week and it's only Thursday
Going to try for 7
>>54947461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_tpyXUtyc
>live by the sea
>storms are much better
>playing barefoot in heavy rain
>running close to the edge when the sea is really rough and dodging waves and shit
It's a great feel lads
qt
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=110910957
>>54947500
Not watching that
>After much waiting come we finally started with world cup. It was difficult relationship with much wind, giant waves and very seaweed in the water.
In today's only navigation rounds we 3 s on topmærket before the final crushing. Unfortunately we capsize in bomningen. When the boat is on your head, there is a big bang, which was synonymous with a broken topmast... Piss. After the worst profanity and mortification had come out, proposed ida constructive if we shouldn't sail in goal. It resulted in we sailed half a crushing with half sails... Since the status quo was very difficult, there were very big spread on the field. We crossed the finish line as no 6!!!
>Our luck was the situation become so hard to judge canceled the rest of today's trips and sent us in port. Whew, it could have been much worse. We end up with only to lose 3 locations to crack topmasten!
The Mast is now changed to a copy, so we are quite ready for another day tomorrow.
What did she mean by this?
>>54947500
almost clicked this, the horror of having similar videos recommended for months fuck thaaat
>>54947489
hello, jaafar
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=111874172
Would
>>54947474
Except he's a literal nonce
With his money and looks he could have just got a really slim petite tiny young looking gf and dress her as a school kid but no...
>>54947423
>they have this slave/drone mindset infused with spastic cartoon shite, the latter of which also seems to amount for the majority of their culture
Japan isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. I worked there for a year and it was fairly laid back.
their "work culture" is a complete joke and most of they time they spend goofing off/drinking with their buddies. They still get lots of work done in the day but in reality they work far less and are less stressed/making more money than the average American.
if anything I'd say Yanks have it far worse since their situation really is dire.
>>54947489
alri m8
been drinking have we?
>>54947546
>>:^)
>>54947474
>siding with the 30 year old mong fucking 15 year olds
>Psst, Anon, she's shy, but anonette likes you, go talk to her!
(I don't know this feel, but I wish I did)
>>54947489
alri Emre
Who /guardian football weekly podcast/
REAL NORTHERNER HOURS SMASH DAT FUCKIN COAL MINE IF YER UP
Ta rah lads, see you tomorra
>>54947593
this is how I met my last gf
>>54947611
ramble>>>weekly
it's only good when based bazza is on
>>54947578
We have been drinking Turkish Raki :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T4dvjxCNLC
>The winger and former England international admitted grooming, kissing and touching a 15-year-old
Fucking hell, didn't even get his dick wet and his life is ruined
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=53492775
>>54947654
Listen to both desu, he was on the one today
What had to go wrong in your life to turn you into an anime watching kpop listening Asian idol poster
What actually causes these people to become so abnormal and strange?
Just what would have to happen in your life to be a straight white male who watches chinkpop concerts on youtube for an entire hour?
Genuinely intrigued
>>54947680
>canadian
fucking dropped
I've spent all day on /brit/
What have I become
>>54947710
one of us
>>54947659
Nice one mate
Pour one for me
got chapped lips , a cold sore, and a burnt tongue lads
fucking kill me
>>54947676
lmao @ her face
made a reaction
>>54947747
*kills you*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03csNS8WQkk (good desu)
fucked up the 2 guitar tracks though
all me though
though
On a serious Is the uk shit
>>54947710
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
Does anyone else only browse here? I literally don't go to any other boards or threads apart from /brit/
>>54947423
Had a think about this the other day and realised that my interest is fundamentally an artistic one. There's some thread that runs through all of Japanese contemporary aesthetics, even including all the mundane stuff like the design of product packaging and road signs and shite. That thread is what appeals to me. Don't really give a fuck about the people or the customs and so on desu.
Oh and have yellow fever too obviously don't know what that's about.
Someone give us a hat
>>54947754
I'm convinvt Gazi is a troll
He actually thinks Mugabe is a great leader and that white propaganda is why people think otherwise
>>54947720
>Pour one for me
Sure :)
okay getting into bed now lads
gonna try and get out of bed before midday tomorrow
wish me luck x
>>54947772
int mu tv pol and fit
>>54947802
he's COINTELPRO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQeYvHyRTto
>>54947769
Everyone I know
Goes away
In the end
Always tear up at that bit ;_;
>>54947776
when did you first start watching anime?
reckon that has anything to do with it?
>>54947754
is that the guy from the fifth element ?
>>54947833
out
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18wXH823Mxz
fucking attrocious guitar but it's a hard song to play 4 a beginner 2bh
made a mech mage deck lads
it's quite fun tbhwy
had a sore throat for like 2 weeks
am I going to die?
>>54947848
first 2 minutes are hilarious
>>54947897
>hello, jaafar
Stop smoking weed dude
>>54947896
kys
>>54947896
>"""""""""""""made"""""""""""""""
Who /gsg/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TGmNKmDAZE
he has a book, might buy it
BRITISH ARMY
Might learn to code lads
Where do I start
>>54947939
hey x
Evening lads
>>54947588
tell me roach, for the sake of my upcoming meme, who is your favourite bond?
Just spiked my housemates milk with speed
>>54947985
its night time
i was born in stoke lads
but you'll never guess where i was made
>>54947939
so theres this language called java
so to create a program on java you create a class
and after that you create methods
and thats it lad
>>54947975
APL or Malbolge, Malbolge is easier
post a good metal chyoon please
>>54947985
oh
>>54948017
The navy?
>>54947860
Literally told my parents I was going to move to Japan before I'd even heard of anime so it definitely can't be the root cause. Must've contributed though.
>>54947975
Learn C
waddup /brit/ it's ya boy anon
>>54948052
it was mean't to be
Broke my favourite mug
I've been to Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe
>>54948064
WAGWANG
>>54948075
u mug
>>54947776
then we're actually identical however in my case it seems somewhat milder by a lot
although im somewhat disillusioned with the jap females. admittedly only met a few and they may just have been autists, but every single one was dreadful to talk to. they spoke english quite well and were perfectly polite, smiley, laughed easily and all the rest of it, but in a conversation offered nothing back, no matter what you tried to talk to them about. makes you think theres a lot going on in their heads unspoken and i dont like that makes babby uneasy
chn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UIL6KJXxMs
>>54947999
>What is bond ^^
>>54948075
Doing a wee giggle that you've actually bummed lots of men and shot spunk all over them
imagine the stick you would get in the playground as a young lad if they knew youd end up doing that haha
>>54948048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QuK17lSvDo
>>54948064
sup y'all
its me
its ya boy asmongold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiUYCtq-Zc
Wew lads
That shit was a one paper wipe
>>54948117
nvm, wrong turk
>>54948064
WAHEY
WAAABNNNKKKEERRRR
>>54948088
that's not funny
>>54948119
I know yeah, I would have been parred really badly haha
>>54948167
not ad funny as your tiny little pecker
i'm not racist, ive got blacks in my family tree. they've been hanging there for weeks now.
going sleep in 3 minutes
ww1 is crazy
>>54948225
>>54948213
lol
>>54948167
i'm sorry
really enjoy this gif lads i feel like it is genuinely funny
>>54948225
that jokes older than you m8
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=103932756
yol toor
>>54947776
I'm not particularly a fan of Asian women over anyone else but I agree on the Japanese aesthetics being really pleasing.
I'd like to visit Sapporo during their winter festival and also tour the brewery
>>54948211
Not slagging you off, ur my m8, but whats your relationship with your dad like?
>>54948247
so bomb me maybe
>too awake to sleep
y'know how i feel lads? just don't think i'm gonna sleep 2nite
>>54947975
learn snek (python)
>>54948119
>tfw not one of them
>>54948095
Went through a bit of an awakening a few years ago where I concluded that I wanted to be an artist and became extremely interested in aesthetics and such so is probably why it hooked me so much.
Have only ever met one Japanese woman and she was middle-aged. Certainly not under the impression that they are any better than other girls mentally or anything. Interested in the idea of having a brainless qt jgf as a bit of a gimmick though.
is istanbul a good holiday destination
>>54948225
Even Tho im black i like this
Good night friends
Catch you in about 10 hours
What was it like living in a society with 100% white people?
>>54948367
nighty night x
>>54948344
what art you doin donatello
>>54948303
we're not that close, I didn't see him for years growing up and see him pretty rarely now
>>54948336
>yet
>>54948314
yeah, i haven't been able to get to sleep before 12 even after laying in bed with my eyes closed for like an hour... shit sucks bruh
>>54948355
Yea Im in Istanbul free to ask
>>54948368
Crime free
No KFC
Everyone knew their fathers
I'd advise all gook-lovers to read some of the posts on here
https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas
Pretty eye-opening d.e.s.u.
>>54948344
I wish I had taken architecture in school when I was starting, now its too late
>>54948378
would u bum me
>>54948410
I'd advise you to kys
>>54948393
how much does a medium kebab with chips and a fanta cost there
hunger strikes
>>54948410
Asians in the West are so bitter
its a bit sad honestly
>>54948393
1. are the birds easy
2. is it dodgy af
3. how readily available is m-cat
Hypothesis: white men use Asian women as proxies for liberated white women; manipulate Asian cultural tendencies towards status / race / citizenship climbing; raise their children as substitute white children to carry on their fathers' conservative legacies; blatantly ignore open 60's style racism that disfavors Asian males yet pretends he will be a good father to a child who looks nothing like him, etc., etc.
It's literally every single week a new one comes in here with the same shit. These "suck it up" white losers are literally the last people able to tell mixed race kids how to live their lives yet despite having zero experience they claim to be fully versed in being non white in America. Then they either disappear or delete their histories like clockwork.
>>54948410
Wew
>>54948453
Isn't Canada like 90% asian
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNXx81gRCis
cool song dudes
>>54948378
wew ;3
>>54948471
>mcat
plen
>>54948441
25 Turkish Lira
>>54948492
I'm a girl you sexist pig
>>54948410
elliot rodger the subreddit
>>54948504
Incredible
>>54948344
>Have only ever met one Japanese woman and she was middle-aged
>has actually been to japan
ah yes, most intriguing
they simply werent communicative. but cant make any reasonable conclusions though as met only around half a dozen, maybe their english wasnt so good as it seemed, and maybe they just thought im a cunt which based on precedent is quite likely
>Went through a bit of an awakening a few years ago where I concluded that I wanted to be an artist
is that still a thing or was it a faze
>>54948427
yeah maybe, do you have a nice arse?
>>54948453
yeah, it's depressing reading some of the posts on there. they have reason to be bitter tbf
do japs proper hate white lads who move there lmao
no weeaboo
The romans basically exiled Jews and fed christians to the lions, these days we fees our children to pakis
What went wrong lads
>>54948541
>faze
more of an optic guy myself
>>54948504
hate when niggas record you cruising around the mall, shake my head.
>>54948521
we live in a patriarchal society, get used to it bro
>>54948504
how do these work lads
???????????????????
>>54948542
it's plump but very spotty
Got an erection lads
>>54948556
Romans were Christian
making an arrangement
>>54948581
gyroscopes I think
>>54948553
Chinks who live in the West absolutely despise lads who go over to Asia and get loads of fanny, they call them 'sexpats', kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtcP0PFifpE
>>54948473
Counter-Hypothesis: Asians in the West, and mixed race Eurasians live in some cultural void since the media doesn't care about them and they don;t make a name for themselves in general so people just see them as 'weird'.
that combined with Asian media pushing this pretty-boy image which while popular in Japan/Korea is seen as pretty queer here giving Asians an effeminate reputation.
also seems like a lot of people on that hapas board had strained relationships with their fathers so they blame it on racial issues.
Who had sex today
Raise your hands
>>54948621
business idea: do this
>>54948410
>Got a Korean GF
The thought of my potential children becoming these creatures terrifies me
>>54948643
Hand is currently busy having sex with myself
>>54948643
*looks around worryingly*
y'all niggies need more King Geedorah in your lives.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S92nxs7MIJw
>>54948591
sounds alright, i could look past that
>>54948621
>>54948553
The funny thing is I unironically have a very emasculating view of chink men, I stare at their womens arses when tehy walk past and the blokes pretend not to notice
reckon I could kill 2 or three with my bare hands
don't give a fuck what the little monkeys think
>>54948643
*doesn't raise his hand*
solving a captcha
so i can make
*dramatic pause*
this very post
>>54948643
>>54948375
Bit of everything really. Painting, illustration stuff, animation, video bits, music. Illustrations are the main thing though.
>>54948413
Was going to apply for architecture actually but changed to CS because I'm a keener and it made sense.
Never too late to do nothing tho senpai
>>54948541
There was one day I spent with a business partner of my dad's who showed me round Tokyo but apart from that I didn't talk to anyone for two weeks. Was a surreal and exquisite experience.
Not phase, or at least is a long one as am still in that mindset.
Tbh Asians are still seen as really alien in the west, unlike blacks, so people don;t really know how to deal with them.
tfw haven't had sex your entire life
I deserve a to get my willy wet
>Valentine's Day coming up
Can one of you lads come round and give me a massive overdose of opium while I'm sleeping? Cheers
>>54948643
*willy raises itself*
>>54948692
Souace pls
>>54948636
That's the future of whites desu
Whites in the future will have no homeland = they will be disillusioned//culturaless
Even today, it's funny, you have people, some even living in the UK, who say "but, but, but the UK has no culture"
Can you imagine the reaction that phrase would get if spoken in 1916, 1816, 1716 etc?
Lol...in 2116, that phrase won't even be spoken, since it will be true. By 2116, the UK will be a hodge-podge of just random "multicultural" people
>>54948685
>Never too late to do nothing tho senpai
right now it is because I'm nearly done final year and don;t have the money for another degree atm
>>54948662
Yeah they deserve it...
BUT, if you were a tiny, hairless, skinny Chink living amongst loads of big white lads and your chances of fanny were infinitesimal... you might resort to being a perv too.
>>54948692
>when mummy gets you chocolate on valentines day
>>54948692
wish i could die instantly and suddenly from ISIS sniper fire lol
>>54948687
do you unironically have aspergers?
>>54948719
dat cute af
>>54948715
What course?
how pathetic is it to move to asia if you've failed with women in the west lmao
considering it
fancy going on a long drive soon
>>54948692
Will be busy filling gfs minge with cum sorry
ask one of the anime nonces, it'll do them good to get outside
>>54948711
UK culture is shit anyway
>>54948719
>tfw mom is always my valentines day date for lunch and I have a much better time with her than I would with pretty much any other woman I know
>>54948718
You're too sound to be bent
do you ever spunk your load then feel like killing yourself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7H6k4F0EEg
long listen but v funny
think the throws of passion thing is true to a certain extent
Valentines day was invented by the flower industry.
>>54948756
maybe you should meet new women?
*pauses briefly and looks around*
*looks back at the yank poster*
Just a thought
>>54948711
nah in 2116 the majority of brits will be mixed race lmao, white people who say 'remember when we had the greatest empire ever' and 'all the inventions white brits made' will be looked at like those 'we wuz kingz' lads are today
Are suicidal thoughts normal? I don't think I would ever kill myself.
>>54948743
my mate had a jap gf here, moved to japan and now has a spanish gf there
me? no gfs anywhere
>>54948743
gotta do what you gotta do
it's only as pathetic as you think it is desu
better to get pussy over there then no pussy at all
>>54948748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5N9IHqqGcA play this while youre driving lad, sounds cozy
>>54948743
Three main groups of people do it;
>Weebs
>Fat middle-aged men
>Paedos
I would say it's pretty pathetic but a good last resort
>>54948756
im going out to dinner with my wife for vallys day
going to be having a long sloppy wank on valentines and then estalk girls
>>54948793
Yes.
Then you will finally be like Brazil, a nation built on the idea of mixed-race
>>54948809
What if I'm none of those
>>54948743
>implying you're going to have more success with a cultural and language barrier
>>54948786
They're not fun to be around (sorority girls). If they aren't drinking they're boring as hell and if they are drinking they turn into "OMAI GAWD I'M SO DRUNK" types.
Also I can't deal with their drama bullshit.
>>54948812
That's nice. To a pub or a restaurant?
>>54948685
>I didn't talk to anyone for two weeks
poor odd pet
tho tbf ive been more or less doing that since the start of yuny
this actually confuses me even more as your project is something to do with computers, programming and what seemed to be a games thing (do not really understand what said thing was) but now your saying youre an Artist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kMkMN8FKk Am I a nonce if i fancy her?
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
heres my other waifu 2bh but shes a feminist, whereas kayla is a good protestant pastors daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-D_ii_OJcc
>>54948797
No, I had thoughts of necking myself years ago but never since, not even jokingly or only messing about "what if"
Being a yank and doing a wank with vaseline
>>54948861
Nice excuses lmao
>>54948797
I've thought about suicide every single day for at least the past 7 years
makign te
>>54948774
I used to feel really guilty and hope it was a phase but i don't really care now
>>54948711
>"but, but, but the UK has no culture"
its already perfectly acceptable to say that here and in the US, but 30 years ago it would have been much harder to say that without someone jumping down your throat.
the media pushes and pushes these things until they effectively become truth and all culture, regardless of perceived value, is effectively forgotten.
in some ways I think Canada as a whole has fared a bit better than the US (though there are plenty of large areas unaffected by the spread of Cosmopolitan clones in the States.) but that is only because we are so fragmented as a society.
FUCK OFF ADAM JOHNSON
>>54948861
i lied mummy is going to cook me dinner at home
>>54948855
whats the worst that could happen? it's not like i could get any less success than none
doing a lot of farts
>>54948883
Being a fratguy is suffering sometimes.
doing a hat
>>54948906
what's for dinner then?
>>54948901
>>54948711
>m-muh culture
fuck off, you don't even live there.
>on facey b
>see oneitis changed profile pic
>it's her with some lad
>they're hugging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOuL4tPkzGY
the girlfriend, hands OFF
>>54948898
Bet your heart was proper thumping first time
Did he just suck you off or did you bum him?
You get it up fine? pic u hahah
>>54948863
Walking around Koyasan on my own was really a magic experience desu Saw the monks milling about and felt like a monk myself
>games don't involve art
Going to get my fedora with flames on out and get very angry soon.
I literally haven't touched a so much as a beer since I was 18 and my mother just bought me a book on "how to get high naturally"
I know she cares but I can't help but be offended
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGMFgZIlN7w
B O N E S
O
N
E
S
>>54948916
go then, i'm just saying that the majority of japanese women would prefer to date a japanese man.
>>54948542
they are just betas, and they blame their betaness on their white daddies just like you lot blame it on blacks and jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764
probably doesn;t help that a lot of Asian immigrants largely abandoned their home culture to "get ahead" and make bank, but now their kids are basically caught up in this pseudo-white void minus any cultural connection.
>>54949014
i was more thinking china t.bh
Any of you wank to girls you know?
>>54949034
Why China?
>>54949047
not since high school
>>54949068
seems like more of a land of opportunity
>>54948974
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7H6k4F0EEg
swear limmy is a bit bent desu, he's too convincing
>>54948974
I got bummed the first time, it was well scary. First time I got sucked off I was really drunk so it wasn't that bad, it was quite funny actually.
>>54949034
China is shit m8
the pollution is insane, to the point its barely even livable
>>54949079
What opportunities would there be in China that aren't in the UK?
>>54948901
Yes....
Its funny, the same people that the UK invites to live with them (former colonialist) will always feel.....a sort of "repugnance" toward their former mother country. This mainly applies to the colonies which the British didn't move to (so not Canada, Aussie, or the USA). But instead, the Muslims or Indians
While not all will feel this way, there will always be this feeling
An immigrant living in the UK, every time that person looks in the mirror, they metaphorically see former colonialist who was taken advantage of. No amount of liberal tolerance can change history
This is why the UK sadly struggles with terrorism desu
not all feel this way of course
>>54948972
worst nightmare
>>54949109
The oppurtunity to slam dat chink booty
>>54949032
>that fucking video
Would honestly make me suicidal if I was a chink. Makes me feel a lot better hearing about how shit they have it
going to take 5mg of alprazolam when I wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6c_BHDTI0
mad te
>>54948978
used to go out between 1-5am in what shall remain for the present an undisclosed italian city and id be the only soul around; only got asked if i wanted to buy coke once
so youre making an artsy game. dont really get why this was the cause of such secrecy plopet
>>54949109
massive urbanisation/contructions/modernisation and growth, seems like there are lots of opportunities
>>54949138
desu looking at that on Youtube there are a ton of videos with angry Asian dudes commenting on it which is pretty funny.
those blokes in the video are really scummy though and probably the sorts who everyone there hates.
>>54949034
As someone who went on a solo holiday to nippon and worst korea earlier this year you will legit have no problems there and you won't be gassed 2bvh senpai
