Japan
1. Good at sports or have big money
2. communicate with them in smart
3. Big penis
France
1. Bee yourself
Polan
1. Wear finest tracksuit and give her only top quality potatoes as gifts
> big money
Look at this 2 square meters huge paper money i got
>>54922269
w-well 1 out of 3 ain't bad
$
>>54922269
>Nippon
>Big ben is
No wonder you're all virgins
>>54922356
>tfw 0 out of 3
>>54922370
arab money
>America
1. Bring her into your gravitational pull
2. Applaud her entry, say she has the most beautiful orbit.
Korea
1. Wearing gay ass cloth
2. Acting like retarded cuntlicker
3. Throw starbucks in girl's face
Srsly what the heck is this shit
>>54922413
Wew
I didn't realize Amerifats produced their own gravitational fields that distorts light and space.
Japan
1.Go for broke
Say Hi.
Get pussy.
>>54922456
Holy shit, things I can actually do
Brb buying ticket to 인천국제공항
>>54922269
1. My parents have a lot of money
2. my accent makes me sound smart
3. 18cm
>>54922703
>18 cm
>big
>>54922736
Girls say it is
>>54922269
Japan:
1. have money nobody in japan has because they masturbate to children's cartoon all day
2. be white man because all women like superior master race and not ugly otaku
3.know how to talk to women which nobody in japan knows how to do because they suicide themselves before they talk to any women
>Brazil
Give banana
Give visa to a first world country
>>54922269
>1 out of 3
>>54922804
If white men are superior master race, why white women choice black men?
>>54922804
Don't pretend to be white.
>>54923120
white women don't choose black men black men choose white women because they are subhuman niggers, and japs choose white men because they're subhuman japs, but I am white so I am not subhuma I am overhuman
>>54923193
I should say the same to you
>>54923200
>Argentina flag
>I am white
Cool story bro
>>54923120
Because white women are whores and white men are extremely beta and feminine so they won't consult the matter out of fear of being called racist.
@54923200
@54923227
>>54922269
How do they now if you have a big pénis or not ?
>>54922413
Everything that has mass has a gravitational field that distorts light and space.
>>54923455
Through trouser obviously
>>54923468
should have been for
>>54922474
>>54923455
You ask them if they've ever seen a trouser snake
Then they ask "What's a trouser snake?"
Then you show them
>>54922456
Do you really dress as in those shitty soap operas?
>Good looking
>good at sports and athletic body
>okay munies
>big benin
>UNBELIEVABLY AUTISTIC LOSER
What a waste
>>54922269
Russia.
1) have big money or be from europe or america
2) always tell them how good life is in europe/america and that you will take her there.
3) profit!@
>>54922269
1. Don't be white.
Shekels
>>54922269
1.Money
I DON'T KNOW !
HAHAHAHA
>>54923639
Does not work if it's a brainwashed cunt who loves her country more than you
>>54923639
>tfw no mandarinki gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgxOvmzpCts
>>54923636
this is me
>>54923985
never met brainwashed girls. The russian girl's first dream is to marry a foreigner so they can move out of russia. I'm not even joking.
>>54924052
the song is horrible btw. Don't know why foreigners love them
>>54924237
Top cuck
>>54922269
but all of that is a complete rarity in japan
>>54924347
It's me with 17cm big penis
>>54924237
>Moscow is the most amazing city on the world
>I love everything about Russian culture and of course all my friends here
>There is some corruption, but I 100% agree with Putin, at least on foreign politics
>I know that I won't be able to find a job with my master's in Physics and even if I do, I'd make less than someone working at a apple store, but I still think this is the land of opportunities
Pretty much actual quotes from my ex
>>54924474
thats above american standard davido
congrats
>>54924474
>17cm
>big penis
Hello, Lee. You looks enjoy live in Japan, good.
>>54924506
>with my master's in Physics and even if I do, I'd make less than someone working at a apple store, but I still think this is the land of opportunities
well your girlfriend is very.... """special"""
>>54922269
>Japan
>3. Big penis
But if she knows how big is your penis it seems that you already got her? Or you just tell it and she should believe you? And all chinks have small dicks how do you reproduce yourselves without getting a girl?
1. eu/anglo citizenship
2. money
3. being a pretty fuckboy
>>54924669
She's my ex, you can say retarded, Ivan
1.Be completely vanilla/mainstream/unintelligent
2.Have beard
3.Have a car
London accent
>>54924941
You have beard because it makes you sexy?
Not related with religion?
>>54924996
Lol, in Turkey if you have jihad kinda beard, you would get a lot of hate. You have to have trendy hipster beard.
1. Don't act like an ill bitch.
dunno, even the most autistic ugly idiot gets pussy in here.
1. Nice clothes
2. Not retard
3. Hint that you wanna fuck, but dont say it directly(well sometimes that works to)
>>54925251
really? are the chicks hot? will a gringo get some 10/10 latina puzzy?
>1. be a westerner
ftfy
>>54922269
>Good at sports
My gf plays basketball, I don't play any sport.
>have big money
Neither of us has big money.
>communicate with them in smart
I want to believe that we are smart.
>Big penis
I have that. But we didn't have sex yet because, you know, she's like 18.000 KMs away from me.
>>54925473
Some are, some are not. Juts go the easy way and go to a nightclub or a hipster bar.
If you have a unique feature. (blonde hair, colored eyes, extremely tall) and a thick foreign accent, girls will approach to you in no time. Mexican girls have no shame on that matter. All the girls I've dated approached to me, instead of the other way around.
>>54922269
>have big money
that's all
>>54922269
Looks like I'll never have a qt3.14 nippon waifu...>>54922269
>>54925518
>long distance relationship
>>54922413
kek
>>54922269
JAPANESE QTS DONT CARE ABOUT A BIG PENIS OR BEING GOOD AT SPORTS YOU FUCKING LIAR THEY ARE PURE PERFECT BEINGS THEY DONT CARE FOR PHYSICAL ANIMAL SEX BULLSHIT LIKE THE OTHER WHORE RACES THEY JUST WANT TO LOVE AND BE LOVED BACK DONT SPREAD LIES ABOUT MY QT LITTLE ASIAN ANGELS
>>54922804
>Argentina talking shit on Japan
Japan destroys Argentina in every category, nobody likes you smelly Latinos
>>54922269
1. Be normie
2. Be good looking normie
3. Be rich good looking normie
100% working method.
>>54922804
"Sii looco. Y Japón, eeh pibe, cuántas copas tenés?"
>>54922269
1. Same
2. communicate with them as real macho
>>54924506
>Moscow is the most amazing city on the world
In all_Russia_except_Moscow the russian girl's first dream is to marry a foreigner so they can move out of russia. Girl form Moscow is a "strong and self Sufficient Woman" and "don't need a man in her life".
>>54922370
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