>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf for a long while but then gf but then no gf again
>>54909491
I have no girlfriend
>tfw
>miserable when I have no gf because of no personal freedom
>feel even worse when I don't have one
>tfw no cool friends to have fun times with
>>54909491
What has this got to do with /int/?
I can be your girlfriend!
>>54909759
It's an indicator the mods are sleeping.
Having girlfriend is cool. Try getting any, just to experience it. You don't have to be super succesful in everything with her, just let it flow as it flows, don't fall in love though. Pic unrelated.
>try to talk to girl
>she looks like boring
>leave from me
>she talk to another man
>looks very fun
>I understand I am a loser
>tfw no gf but i keep my ex-gf as a nice wild fuckbuddy available
>>54909841
>>54909831
This.
This is so spot on it hurts. Don't try to fall in love. And try to get any. Don't care if she's not your super model waifu, if she's average that's good enough. And let it happen naturally.
I'm not in love with my current girlfriend but the sex is pretty good and we have a good time which in my books is good enough for me. On the downside I have to worry about her wanting an upgrade to another guy from me, but until then we have a pretty good thing going.
>talking to oneitis
>topic of sex comes up
>"oh I hate slut shaming I'm completely against it, I think you should be able to fuck whoever and as many people as you want"
hmmm...
I just want to talk to an old friend right now, I miss her
>Try to talk with girl
>Can see the pain in her eyes as she desperately seeks exit for conversation
>End her misery but awkwardly saying "Okay see you later"
>Spend every day with dread knowing I'll always be a loser.
>There are people born in the year 2000 getting more pussy then I ever will.
>>54910028
but you got so many sheep handy, why don't you just got shag one of them
>>54910028
Talk to another one.
>>54910004
Hm
>Talking to qt at work (retail)
>Talking about annoying kids that come in
>Blame the parents
>Tell her I'd make a good dad, I'd be firm but fair
>"I don't know who I'll have kids with..." and she winked at me "... but I hope they don't lose their temper easily"
At least I think she winked at me, I was pretty high at the time
Only times I feel like I got game is when I'm half-baked desu, I can chat coworkers up all damn day but then it never goes anywhere because I inevitably sober up.
>>54910064
Sheep don't count, we obviously shag them all the time.
>>54910087
this is every conversation I have a with girl
>>54910104
Post face
>>54910104
Try even more. Seriously, even if you're total faggot there will be a girl that will be fine with that. Don't aim too high though, keep selecting realistic targets.
>>54910104
then keep shagging your pets. but no, in all seriousness, just keep talking to other chicks, things will improve over the time and you will eventually gather that much experience to talk to women normally. don't hide, go out more.
>tfw the only girl that really liked you got shot to death in paris
>>54910183
Post story
>>54910137
No I'm ugly af
>>54910142
>>54910147
I'm 23, it's too late desu lads. Just gonna an hero when my career falls apart.
>>54909831
>>54909969
what
>tfw gf but she's of an ethnicity my dad really hates
>>54910252
Welp, make sure to stream it then.
>>54910257
What made your head hurt?
>>54910276
What ethnicity?
>日本人彼女が無い気持ち
>>54910004
>having a 'oneitis'
Should I just text my oneitis and tell her that I love her
I've known her for about 2 years and I'm legitimately in love with her, she's perfect in every way, and I'm certain the feelings are mutual at least to an extent
I think she has a bf though
>>54910298
Vietnamese, my dad fought in Vietnam and hates Vietnamese people for some reason (even though he worked with them all the time)
>>54910416
>feelings are mutual
>she has a bf though
>>54910416
Ask her out first, don't text it.
>>54910314
>日本に来いよ
>>54910416
It wont work out anon, prepare to be disappointed.
>>54909574
This is way too good a 'shop.
>tfw my Oneitis' best friend just ignored me when I said good morning
Feelsbadman.jpg
>>54910217
>be me
>have a girl that likes me
>girl goes to paris
>gets shot
>>54911147
>say good morning to my oneitis
>she keeps on walking
>>54911807
>tfw too beta to say anything to Oneitis
>tfw mask the betaness by adopting a pose of callous indifference
>tfw still act surprised when she doesn't show any signs of curiosity towards me
Fees fucking BAD man.
>>54910416
It was all over 1.9 years ago, mate. Just move on. Or do something. What do I know?
>>54911989
Feels are the same the world over.
>>54912216
Still sucks man. I posted the same thread on /adv/, /r9k/ and reddit yesterday asking for advice and most people said I was autistic and setting myself up for embarrassment, or otherwise gave a vague "go for it bro!"
>>54911989
>too afraid to take initiative so waits for the safety of a girl's clear interest
9/10 times its never gonna happen even if she does like you. That 1/10 will be ugly and thirsty.
Just ask her out or move on.
>>54912281
What else do you want other autists on the Internet to do?
You either have to do something or just move on.
>>54912352
I realize that man. I'm just a repressed sperg with an abandonment complex. I'm unironically acknowledging the fact I will die alone. Hopefully the sadness will pass.
>>54912281
just be yourself man (y)
>>54910028
oh man this hit me close
>>54912376
Well if I had a father or brother I'd have asked them, but internet autists are the only ones I could ask. I find it difficult to gauge the sanity of my potential social strategies without external feedback.
>>54912397
Not having a go at you mate, I've been there. Just wish someone had told me at the time.
You really should go for it but if you can't muster up the courage you'll save yourself time and heartache by giving up on her now.
Take a good look at yourself and assess what kind of girls you could actually get before setting expectations.
>>54912457
This New Zealander is correct.
>>54912440
>I find it difficult to gauge the sanity of my potential social strategies without external feedback.
Are you 18?
Having a gf takes too much time, just don't worry about it.
>>54912457
There's no non-autistic way for me to "go for it" at this point m9. Only way is by email now, which is why I made the threads, and why I was accused of being a creepy sperglord.
>>54912550
So drop it and move on.
I know you feel like she's the world now but that will pass. Especially quickly if another girl so much as touches your hand.
As I said, keep expectations realistic and even autist approaches and nervous talking will garner interest if she's on the same level. Girls usually do most of the talking for you once you've actually stepped up.
I'm autistic as fuck and now I have a lovely introverted autistic gf
>>54912596
I'm really not that beta. I suppose my high standards is just evidence of my autism though. I'm rarely attracted by anyone, and when I am I manage to cuck myself by convincing myself of my repulsiveness. But thanks man. How did you meet your qt gf?
>>54912658
Saw her on campus and pretended to be lost ;)
T bh I have standards way above myself that I sacrificed to an extent, but its true what they say that partners grow on you. Physically and mentally she seems better as time goes on
>>54912697
Mad jelly my friend. But congratulations.
>>54912812
There are times I wish I was single. Often really, but I also remind myself of what I have. Both are good places to be though you may not see it now.
I suspect that like me and the Aussie you will realise how overrated gfs are when you get one. They're just a close friend you fuck but you also have to deal with all of their baggage. Its a two way street and single life is a lot simpler and more stress free.
>>54912697
Saw someone trying to pull this one at my friend. She actually told me "what kind of dumbass still gets lost 7 months into the year?"
She is a bitch though.
>>54912981
I asked for city directions
Not even a student :^)
>met a grill from my hometown in periscope
>we had a great conversation in vk
>too autistic to ask her out on a date irl
>too pussy to kill myself
>meet girl at comic-con
>very pretty, likes anime, likes video games
>she's three and a half years younger than me (17)
>starts going on about cutting herself and suicide and shit
>still expects me to go out with her
fucking immature little girls jesus christ
>That one chick you had a chance with but screwed it up because you spoke without thinking first.
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk
>tfw gf
![8537340[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yJ7x8fe.jpg "8537340[1].jpg")
>mfw I've never had a gf and never will
Sacrifice me in the name of God senpai !!
LADS!
I'm a 8 months away from becoming a wizard, seriously considering an escort before I hit the 3-0 tbqh
Anybody have any experience with prozzies?
>>54917005
>tfw I'm NOT this bad off
Sorry lad had to post it and about the escort I think it won't make you happier in the long run.
I'd personally instead recommend going to some poor country for a good vacation.
>know a girl over the internet. I really like her. She is smart and funny.
>she wants to study in my hometown so we decided to meet and I will show her the city
>omfg she is so cute
>we decided to go for a beer
>another beer
>cinema next weekend
>after the cinema I decided to overcome my betaness and kissed her
>she is my gf now
it was like a dream, guys.
>never have gf
>only several """""dates"""""" with crushes
>>54917005
>only 8 months away from wizardry
>willing to trade away magic for sex
At least wait until you get your powers m8, you made it this far
> tfw no bf
>tfw finnish gf
>>54909491
>having no gf is the least of my problems
