stairway to heaven edition
lads
playing grim fandango nobody told me this would be puzzles that take 3 hours to figure out without guides.
snipedown
>>54903369
work at an esol daycare on the weekend.
>>54903378
But that's a ladder
are zooey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlrSain0lk&feature=youtu.be
maximum drama in america if anyones interested
FBI vs oregon occupiers
>>54903429
kill yourself
>>54903429
>e-"sports"
>>54903444
you'll have to use your imagination
>>54903378
I'm waiting for the day this monkey looking lesbian whore will due.
posting this for the 17th time today
>>54903450
What's the deal with these guys again?
Did the FBI shoot anyone again?
>>54903450
FBI ftw
unironically watching anime
aha such a weeb
>>54903502
*die
>>54903502
long after you've passed trying to live like a baboon
Sports
>Sports
Not sports
>Pool
>Snooker
>Darts
>Chess
>Wrestling
Definitely not sports
>being quite good at vidya
>>54903502
Do you wish India was still under British rule?
>>54903450
mate! this is offensive to me! please delete this!
a couple of years ago: flamboyantly gay negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E66lB7clA78
now: black hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH2Oqs-qhQU
What do you reckon? Is he FBI? MKULTRA experiment?
gotta take my car in to the garage tomorrow morning lads so i've stocked up with 70 quids worth of weed and 20 cans of super strength lager in case i can't use it for a while
going to smoke a cheeky spliff lads
Just watched 500 Days of Summer lads. Jesus fuck it gave me heavy feels, but it also feels good to actually experience emotion once again. It's been awhile.
reading a david foster wallace
>>54903598
please delete this. it's just not fair. blacks are inherently prejudiced against
>What do you reckon? Is he FBI? MKULTRA experiment?
>>54903450
"and the blackhawks are here, they're gonna kill us."
Oh shit
>>54903646
good lid
who else /can't watch romance because ugly and it triggers them/
>>54903631
woah stop right there you madman
you are aware that the combination of molecules is actually illegal?
>>54903676
lol no
>>54903625
Well then wouldn't you be stuck at the garage with 70 quids worth of weed and 20 cans of super strength lager waiting for your car?
>>54903684
fuck the police
might add cara to my upcoming waifu 3.jpg so caralad can give me (You)'s :3
lads one of my flatmates threw out half a dominoes pizza (in the box). I ate it is that weird?
>>54903561
i don't care what you call it i just like watching pro halo
>>54903652
what one m8? any good?
>>54903698
mate! please delete this!
>>54903689
FONT
CLASSY
>>54903691
no lad i have to walk for 20 minutes home
>>54903718
aha will do!
>>54903709
here's one for (You)
>>54903720
luv u x
>>54903718
>>54903698
>>54903739
Absolutely excellent gimmick lads. Good job JFs.
Sometimes I want to cuddle someone ugly and not feel disgusted. That's so sad nobody likes ugly people. That's not their fault they were born ugly after all.
>>54903711
not if you reheated it
>>54903759
Fuck off
>>54903784
I did but still feels kinda weird to eat from the trash.
>>54903783
I do not want a hug
I want to kill myself and be reborn as a good looking person
>>54903783
suka blyat pizda
>>54903733
Great time to smoke a j
What's up with the car?
>>54903711
Did you fish it out of the dustbin whilst moving around on all fours saying something akin to 'my precious' in a smeagol voice?
>>54903815
okay
>>54903841
wait
night lids
>>54903839
who is your white waifu thailad
>>54903876
nighty night x
>>54903836
check engine light flashing. been putting it off for weeks taking it to a garage desu
>>54903783
some ugly people are quite cuddly, like downies or dwarves.
these fucking oregon nerds are the lamest cowboys I've ever heard
>>54903884
me on the left
>>54903902
What's an Aussie standoff like?
>>54903866
why?
>>54903876
na night
>>54903882
Umm .. I don't have one
>>54903919
Just wait
>>54903876
night domrs
alri thailad
been seeing a lot of cars with american plates recently
don't get why they bring them over
>>54903932
okay
>>54903917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly
>>54903917
>alright shitcunt
>*cracks open a can of VB*
>*takes a sip*
>>54903945
alri
>>54903954
good lad
>>54903884
literally have seen people doing this in the uni cafeteria.
>taking fucking tissues and placing it on the pizza, then when it has absorbed enough moisture they go "DUDE LOOK HOW GROSS THIS PIZZA IS LOL SO GREASY'
makes me want to fucking kill somebody.
>>54903966
i'd love to see you attempt to imitate an aussie accent as a dutchman. shit would be hilarious
who seen this
>>54903966
*nods head*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4
>>54903950
I occasionally see one of those silly V3982 muscle cars that can't turn corners. Why anyone would want one of those in a city is beyond me.
>>54903980
think it would sound really cool in my head but then when I listen to the recording I'll delete it instantly, fuck that
>>54903988
Yeah, nice film desu.
>>54904006
how old are you, nederlad?
>>54903566
Yes.
>>54904039
he's 16. i've skyped with him. he's an alright lad
It's down to only 4 ranchers now?
How heroic of them
Fucking lame
>>54904039
early twenties
>>54904013
comfy and sad and sweet at the same time.
>>54904063
4channers you mean
>>54904063
is there a live stream? want to see them get btfo desu
just got some nudes lads
who Brit pop here?
really wish the doctors would shut the fuck up and do their job 2bh, and the tube drivers, at least until we can get are jez into number 10 x
want a mixed kebab
FBI is going to smoke these people
This is about to be a snuff film any minute now
Traffic all over the county is locked down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlrSain0lk
Only call, no video
on average how many classes would you say you miss per week (if you go to uni that is)?
averaging around 3 to 4 here desu
bit high lads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv83QDHBYw
>>54904216
nice 1s
miss the 90s lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
>>54904091
makes me want to live in the US
>>54904235
Who's broadcasting this? Some guy with a studio mic doing a prayer now.
>>54904242
averaging a 0% attendance for 2016 so far, but usually about 2 hours of class a week gets ditched
>>54904242
none because im 26 and finished uni years ago. haven't missed a day of work in like 3 years though
>>54904262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM
>>54904287
*subscribes*
>>54904264
Somebody affiliated with the occupying group, a preacher (for comfort I guess?) and the people in the standoff.
>>54904235
what the hell's happening?
>>54904263
I'd love to live in some small, sleepy, out of the way town in Burgerland ngl.
>>54904199
https://youtu.be/cOlrSain0lk
just this so far
trying to check news stations
British mentioned?
>>54904310
Do they have hostages or something? What are they occupying and why does the FBI even give a fuck?
I don't really understand what's going on, any news source yet?
>>54904341
control+f british, fucktard moron
>>54904341
always puttin a nigga down
If I was in 90s right now - I'd easily immigrate from Rusia. ;-;
>>54904341
Like 3 or 4 times now for some reason.
>>54904335
just saw this. wew, exciting.
>>54904360
I meant on the live stream, fucktard moron
THE BRITISH TOP GEAR SUCKS
>>54904402
it hasn't even started yet
>>54904315
>>54904351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_the_Malheur_National_Wildlife_Refuge
events leading up to tonight
As far as I've heard it's just 3 remaining protesters in a standoff with the FBI. No hostages or anything like that.
>>54904386
fuck you, jackass. ill fuck your shit up bro. this here blood runs RED WHITE AND BLUE not shitty britboy blood
>>54904373
me on the left
>>54904402
>Literally the world's most popular tv programme
>>54904419
Cheers
>>54904377
hmm
>Yanks breaking off exciting happenings to pray
>>54904419
Oh yeah I heard something about this, pretty ridiculous lol
>>54904420
suck ya dead great gran through your dads batty crease rude boy
>>54904466
we believe in miracles senpai
>>54904490
where you from? you sexy thing...
>>54904499
aww beat me to it
>>54904499
cornwall
wish i lived in a small country usa town desu
>>54904466
To be fair, when the FBI shows up with Blackhawks and armored vehicles and you've been wrapped up in a standoff with them for hours... you might want to say your prayers while you can if you're religious.
I don't expect them to live through the night.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana_Freemen
>Protest leaders Ryan and Ammon Bundy are members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).[19][62] They and some of the other militants have cited the Mormon scripture as justification for defying government authority
JUST
>>54904537
can you redpill me on who the two people talking to the occupiers are?
>>54904567
they're pastors
>need to do a 5 minute afk
I bet the pray yanks get btfo whilst I'm gone.
>>54904554
>mormons
They've tried to convert me to their cause several times
wish i lived in the USA
>>54904582
they're doing a fucking shit job, kek
*gasp*
Lady Eunice was just snubbed by Sir Thomas Sharpe!
What a development.
>>54904582
one is
the lady is the area Represenator
Expecting the move to come as soon as the phone dies
>>54904567
One of them is a religious figure of some sort, not sure who the woman is but she seems to be affiliated with their group
This nonsense won't happen in Trump's America!
CALL DROPPED
CALL DROPPED
CALL DROPPED
THEY'RE DEAD
oh nvm it's back
>59000 people listening
That's us!
>>54904617
are you fucking kidding me, one is actually a pastor? I was just baiting.
dog bless america
>59,000 people are listening to you?
>What good is that, they're just waiting for us to die!
>No they're not! No they're not!
heh
Hey Jeff - hey Jeff! - hey! I got an idea!
Hot air balloon bro!
>>54904670
all me
>>54904702
>feds shoot a hole in it and it rockets them away at light speed
can someone please fucking explain what is going on
>Americans watching
Ladies and gentlemen, how do?
>>54904724
well, I do well
>>54904724
here read this and watch this
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/national/reported-fbi-siege-malheur-refuge-oregon/nqNKh/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_the_Malheur_National_Wildlife_Refuge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlrSain0lk
>>54904724
*dofts top hat* ello then!
>>54904750
so what the shit does it have to do with refugees?
>>54904794
dafuq you on about?
>>54904794
lol
nothing at all
"refuge" as in a wildlife refuge
This woman negotiator is fucking awful, she's going to get them killed. Only the female occupier is buying what she's saying.
The men all know that there's no way that the FBI are going to sit around and wait.
It's either get btfo live on air and get sympathy for their cause or go peacefully, look like complete cucks and rot in prison.
>>54904794
noun: refuge
a condition of being safe or sheltered from pursuit, danger, or trouble.
"he was forced to take refuge in the French embassy"
>>54904794
>Americans
>>54904816
>get sympathy for their cause
Isn't their cause two guys who are in prison for arson?
Braveheart mentioned
FREEEEEEEDOOOMM
OH SHIT
There goes any minority support they had
>watching
listening?
>>54904844
I think it's bigger than that, they basically want to get rid of the federal government
and all he does is eat doritos and cheetos
and he just fell asleep in his car eating 3 musketeers in the rear seat
whats happening reee just woke up
>>54904877
and they're going to accomplish this by squatting in a random log cabin?
How could it fail?
>New quarter
>>54904893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOlrSain0lk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_the_Malheur_National_Wildlife_Refuge
>>54904897
>Yanks
>>54904874
Ye really wish they had a video stream
>>54904877
federal government's private ownership of land
OH SHIT SOMEBODY THERE
guess on who it is lads?
>>54904898
how rude
ironically vaping
*flies cessna light plane to ranchers*
*air drops fedoras to them*
brit rhymes with clit
>The cuck who just wants to pray
>>54904908
>expecting me to read that
haha no lad.
drinking tea
gonna sleep soon
Mark needs to chill the fuck out
He really wants to shoot it out
>>54905000
this guy is gagging to read a psalm
>>54905000
even the assemblywoman would rather hear about the cars then psalms
trump on fox news rn lads
nudes I got from an aussie girl lads
>>54905000
is there anything to be said for saying another mass?
>>54905056
<3
more important habbenings right now unless he's doing something unusual
>>54905062
NICE
does she like AC/DC?
the anti-christian sentiments in this thread is absolutely horrible.
>>54905056
got a link?
>things been going on for over a month
why has thi not been reported in the UK? idk whats happening lads tired and confuesd
>please light the propane
>please light the propane
>please light the propane
>>54905110
It was when it started and then when they all got arrested and that lad died.
How can I be sure tht I'm lonely if I never experienced anything which can be defined as not being lonely?
>>54905070
Ahh, will ye put your guns down and have a cup of tea? Ahh go on
>>54905141
someone give me the lowdown and no one gets hurt
>I hate Amerifats! They shitpost too much!
>Amerifats can't shitpost to save their lives!
B-Britards?
>>54905062
fat
>>54905152
ever touched your cock?
got a big haemorrhoid lads
Betting that the prayercucks lose signal and the FBI go in and slaughter them when there's no live stream.
>>54905204
IM NOT FUCKING READING THAT FFS
>>54905172
Can't hate you desu, you're adorable.
http://strawpoll.me/6785202
http://strawpoll.me/6785202
http://strawpoll.me/6785202
>>54905208
same. literally have to inject medicine anally before I shit or else I'll be shitting blood.
hot pocket dripped on my shirt i havent changed in days
>My flights to and from the UK have wifi
Wonder which fleg I'll get.
>>54905238
i hope mine doesnt get that bad
>>54905248
I'm excited to find out
Having some popcorn
>>54905248
I wish Tim Peake was a /brit/poster so we could see what flag the ISS gets
>>54905218
Will you read this?
>'Tude. Att-it-tude. That's everythin'. I use it in the ring. I say to myself, I'm gonna work this sucker. I'm knockin' him down. I'm knockin' him out!
Round three. I smashed his head usin' a right---made him grunt like the pig boy he was. He shook it off before goin' for me. Sucker swung wild. Knew I had him, though, when that stream of blood spurted out his jaw as my fist mashed up 'gainst his chin.
Be bringin' it home to mama now, baby!
I slammed him, hard like, an' his face bended---his eye swelled up black too. He came on like a bull. I got in another shot to his nose. That made him groan, but he lunged into my arms.
He's 'gainst me, I smelt him, he's so close, and he had me blocked---had to punch wide 'gainst his shoulders---gloves slid off the sweat like nothin'.
That's when I says to myself, "my ear!" like he squeezed in a punch and smacked it against my head bone. Mama, I pushed him! But them gloves slid off like nothin'. And I go to myself, "my ear!" again, but it's the other ear.
The ref jumped in, all wavin' an' shovin' an' callin' the fight an' sayin' it's over.
I touched my ear and winced. My glove came back bloody. S'up wit' that? But I knew right off. That sucker bit me! I was poundin' him---poundin' him in a fair fight---an' he bit me. Holy God! Ws'up wit' that?
>>54905218
That's fine, just have no clue what is going on and miss out on hearing 3 people get gunned down by the FBI because you couldn't be bothered to read for 3 minutes
>That's fine, just have no clue what is going on and miss out on hearing 3 people get gunned down by the FBI because you couldn't be bothered to read for 3 minutes
>>54905252
I am a university level weightlifter, the doctor said that this is what makes my arse so bad. just don't hold your breath while lifting heavy things and eat fiber.
>>54905256
a fair wait yet.. (July)
>>54905268
that would be neat
Tell me all your thoughts on God
>>54905315
How will we know it's you when you test it in July?
HDI is important and this shithole country has a higher one than the UK
Do you get haemorrhoid after sitting on your arse all day long? I'm worried I can get it because of sedece lifestyle...
listening to this fbi prayer shit the fuck is going on
>>54905337
Does it matter?
this russian is really bizarre lads
>>54905341
sedentary lifestyle
If you sit on the toilet too long you can get them.
Some people can push them back in.
>>54905337
He can declare it's him and then we ask him questions only the real Thailad would know the answer to. And then if he fails we kill the impostor.
>>54905338
we went up 14 places in a couple years
>>54905365
FBI vs. remaining 3 occupiers of an Oregon wildlife refuge in a standoff
lots of other shit has happened leading to this but that's where we are now.
>>54905397
How would we know it isn't just an impostor using the official Thainonce FAQ?
>>54905394
is sitting on the toilet too long bad? i like to think about stuff on the toilet
>>54905341
you can get pilonidal cysts by sitting too much
pic very related
>>54905338
Freedoms are more important
especially since Canada is #1 for personal freedom
>>54902452
wish i could get some free willy
>>54905425
Because those aren't questions only the real Thailad would know the answer to.
They've lost them.
>100 year Easter Rising anniversary soon
The plastic paddy/bitter Irish circle jerk is going to be painful
wouldn't mind visiting the US desu lads
on the south and mid-west
>>54905429
With your sphincter relaxed or pushing out, yes.
>>54905432
is this legit
They're going to die if the phone stops working
FBI moving any second now
>>54905488
google "pilonidal cyst surgery"
>>54905491
and it's all the pastor's fault
>>54905425
I could post some dank Thailad™ OC, but I don't see why it matters if you know it's me or not tbf
are cara gf's common in UK land?
and do they like vaporwave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWgQvj0Nd_U
>>54905509
how long'd you spend on that bollocks then
>>54905509
What's your flight number? I think I'll tip the air marshals off
>>54905437
wasn't that bloke on trial for years for saying mean things on twitter?
>>54905546
Maybe 20, 30 minutes.. I enjoy making them.
>>54905551
he was found innocent though
desu anyone can end up in court for something stupid and even if they are 100% innocent the prosecution can drag it on forever and fuck you up anyways.
>Maybe 20, 30 minutes.. I enjoy making them.
>>54905568
Can you describe it for us on our mobiles?
