ETERNAL
You are currently reading a thread in /int/ - International
ETERNAL
SHITPOSTING
BRAZILIAN
BLUE
>>54861485
We should have another Holocaust, except with Australians.
>KHAN'D by the eternal blue sky
you can't make this shit up
>>54861526
UGANDA
G
A
N
D
A
>>54861526
Which warlord do you fight for?
guys what do we do when they find out about this?
>>54861719
Looking to hire someone to take care of your emu problem?
>>54861767
>Bringing a shitskin into my country under any circumstance
I'd rather the emus genocide us tbqh
>>54861767
I know it's a meme, but it brings a smile to my face every time I remember that the worst nation in the world LOST a WAR to flightless birds.
>>54861719
We won't help you with your emu problem
>>54861755
What do you mean? It's a train with spiffy advertising and that's about it.
>>54861867
>GHAN'D
>>54861860
>Ugandan out of nowhere going from thread to thread just to hang shit on Australia
So Poland using another proxy then?
>>54861860
just 4 u
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Emu_War
>I don't know if this article needs to be separate from Emu, to be honest, or if it needs the Infobox-
>What conflict? You can't have a "War" against a flightless bird species,
>it's not a "War", it's not a "Conflict", and at best (IMHO) it's an amusing incident from nearly 80 years ago that belongs on the Emu page
>it's not really that notable in the grand scheme of things- certainly not notable enough (again, IMHO) to warrant its own article.
>Emus are not capable of organised resistance, establishing a high command, or engaging in guerrilla warfare for example
>I think we need to lose the infobox and seriously consider merging this IMHO non-notable event into the main Emu article.
- "Commander Zulu", Australian Wikipedia user
>That seems sensible to me. This article is nothing but a vandal-magnet and it would be difficult to expand it much beyond its present length.
>I'd suggest that the infobox be removed though, as it's not appropriate in this article
- "Nick-D", Australian Wikipedia user
>I don't believe this to be notable, but if someone felt the need to retain some mention of the incident, perhaps it could be merged to the article on Emus but as it stands it is misleading
>To call this incident a war, and to use the military conflict infobox and include emus as belligerents is just being silly.
- "AustralianRupert", Australian Wikipedia user
>>54861886
I've been posting here for a couple days. You guys aren't that important.
>>54861901
It's just too easy to make fun of them. It's like a little man insecure of his height.
Also can someone explain the serious memage that's been going on here? Something involving poles, australians, and Mongolia? I miss one day of /int/....
>>54861953
A Mongolian team defeated an Australian team on a Counter Strike game.
>>54862003
You people are a bunch of fucking nerds.
>>54861901
it was actually a pest control problem but the media called it a war for some reason
i guess they fucking hated animals, the cunts
>>54862175
>emu war
>frog war
>war on cats
>>54862190
>frog war
that's an american thing though
>>54862208
>America has war on poverty, war on terror, war on obesity, et .c.
>Australia has War on Rabbits
>Great Emu War
>Emu War 2: Electric Boogaloo
>yfw animals are the abstract ideas of Australia
>>54862208
The frog war didn't last very long. The battle of the bulge broke the Nazi front lines rather quickly.
>>54862243
we have a lot of pests which is a shame because they all look so cute
>>54862190
You declared war on drugs, so don't point fingers and act like anybody else is ridiculous.
>>54861953
>Uganda making fun of Australia
>>54862891
It's just too easy to make fun of Cucksfailia.
Is Uganda Australia's Lesotho?
>>54862923
>"Hey what currency should we use to ensure we become a global economy?"
>"Oh I know, let's use the fucking SHILLING"
Uganda make this shit up.
>>54862941
I don't understand what you mean? We are nowhere near Ausfailia?
>>54862986
We're happy how we are. We don't need to prove ourselves, we didn't lose a war to a bird.
>>54862986
>"Hey I'd like to buy this House"
>"Okay it will cost 20 shillings"
>"Fanks, guv, how's the weather?"
Uganda
>>54863042
>"We're happy how we are"
>literally four different Ugandan civil wars
You don't sound too happy with yourselves m80
>>54863134
>Be Ugandan
>Kill yourself
>>54863042
>UGANDA RELIES ON AN AUSTRALIAN GRANDMOTHER TO KEEP IT TOGETHER
Holy shit what is your country??
>>54863042
>>54863209
>UGANDA IN CHARGE OF BANTER
>RELIES ON AUSTRALIANS
You can't make this shit up
>>54863042
How's Kony doing these days?
>>54863134
>>54863152
>>54863209
>>54863241
>>54863292
I am going to kill myself
>>54863377
Take as many Ugandans with you as you can please
>>54863410
why are australians so bitter and hateful?
>>54863377
Do a flip
>>54863410
I'll go to australia to do it.
>>54863429
Because we eat bitter for breakfast every day friend :)
>>54861526
What is life in Uganda like?
>>54863465
If that's the case then you're alright with me mate
>>54863429
>Implying we're Canadian
>>54863465
Sorry mate
why are the africans from 3rd world countries so awesome at banter
>>54863511
I miss the glory days to be honest.
It's only been a couple of years but there's no way this would be allowed today.
>>54863472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPynEc0LpNs
weak shit
>ITT: People try to roast Australia, but Australia roasts everyone else
>>54863513
Cause they're Australians with proxies
>>54863545
how did you turn your stars red
>>54863535
I don't really care what other countries think of it. It's become a stupid meme really, but I still like it on my toast :) Also that's the most broiled chad I've ever seen, are these men common in America?
>>54863574
By being cucked one too many times
>>54863513
Unlike America, we don't have everything handed to us and grow up fat and cushy.
>>54863480
I grew up in and live in Kampala. It's a beautiful city. I come from more wealth than your average Ugandan, so I can't tell you anything about living in a nigger village. What do you want to know?
>>54863209
The eternal Aussie stikes again, this is dizzy stuff.
>>54863659
>more wealth than your average Ugandan
So you can afford one meal a day?
>>54863659
No wonder you've been in so many civil wars buddy, you hate your own people so much! Show a little empathy m80, goes a long way
>>54863545
thanks kiwi pal, you're best, sorry for the underarm delivery.
>>54863659
What do you love most about life there? What do you hate about it? Where do you want to live?
How's the Internet speed there?
>>54863692
No. I can afford an apple or an orange every day. A white man goes house to house and offers one to every Ugandan family, and you have to choose wisely.
>>54863705
I'm just bantering. It's kind of sad, but it's just a difficult situation. Our government is quite corrupt, and no one wants to really do anything.
>>54863711
It's warm, all the time. It's just a very beautiful country. Also busaa. We are very friendly here, we are very relaxed and have a lax culture towards work. I know and am friends with all of my neighbours, this is how Ugandans are. It's sort of hard to explain. To compare it with the US, in Uganda we work to live, and in the US you live to work, if you understand? I can clarify if you need.
I hate that so many of us are poor, and that our government just sits around with its thumb up its ass.
I would live nowhere else. Uganda is my country, and from what I've seen of the US, England, and Germany, I prefer Uganda.
The internet is shite.
>>54863042
>I come from more wealth than your average Ugandan, so I can't tell you anything about living in a nigger village.
>We're happy the way we are
I assume we means the other wealthy Ugandans
If you don't know anything about living in a nigger village, you can't really say if the village niggers are happy or not
also what food do you eat on a daily basis
>>54863864
What is the average Ugandan's opinion on war lords and all of the militia shit that goes on in Africa?
>>54863885
>"No. I can afford an apple or an orange every day. A white man goes house to house and offers one to every Ugandan family, and you have to choose wisely."
>>54863889
Which ones? Kony? Dude was a violent idiot. Glad he's gone.
>>54863987
>Which ones? Kony? Dude was a violent idiot. Glad he's gone.
So Kony actually existed and the whole thing wasn't a scam?
>>54864111
iirc he existed but was long gone before the campaign started
>>54864111
Of course he existed. He was long gone by the time that stupid fucking white savior started his campaign, though. It was a scam. Just another european trying to take advantage of africans for personal gain.
>>54864180
>european
We may be fat, uneducated, and constantly shot at, but please don't confuse us with Europeans.
