Canada thread, where are you canucks at? going to school anywhere? hate weedman? please join the thread. sorry
Roll up the rim edition. have you won yet? 1 for 2 here tbhfam
>>54852364
>tfw no Chloé Dufour-Lapointe gf
Fucking kill me
>>54852364
Shit thread.
>>54852445
>edmonton
I don't think you can call anything "shit", pal
Edmonton reporting in
Working a labour job because my college diploma is worthless with low oil prices, make 45k a year though which is decent enough
Winter has been warm as fuck this year, it was +9 today
>>54852533
Where u at nigga?
Worshipping Allah.
Addicted to weed lads. Years down the drain.
>>54852554
Northside near 118th, you?
>>54852593
Near Southgate
>>54852566
t. torontonian
Who based /Toronto/ here?
Which city is more ghetto, Hamilton or Edmonton?
Is this the American thread? Lots of American's here. Post your state.
>>54852823
Edmonton.
>>54852823
Never been to Hamilton but Edmonton is fucking shit
Yes, Im from Calgary
>>54852364
Who /harveys/ here
>>54852789
I am. In Montreal for school though.
>>54852924
Calgary is just Edmonton if you chopped down all the trees and added some yuppies
>>54853002
Best fast food place tbqh
Should I buy?
>>54852789
I'm in Ajax
>>54853020
>Going to fucking McGill
lmao
>>54853094
What the fuck is Ajax? Is that in Saskatchewan?
>>54853183
No it's maybe 40 minutes outside Toronto
Who /WLU/, specifically BBA here?
>>54853051
aren't those illegal? or just not even produced anymore
Sherbrooke reporting in.
Hate trudeau.
Who else here /WhiteMinority/
im in ontario. i'm 19 and want to go to college. which school/college is the best one to party in?
I'm thinking London or Guelph/St Catharines tbqh
>>54853362
Western, Queen's or Laurier in that order
>>54853362
>college
>not university
Dumb idiot who couldn't pass easy ass highschool courses detected
>deciding how you're going to spend tens of thousands of dolalrs and years of your life based on where is good to party
You know you can party at schools which you don't even attend right? Just go to Western for homecoming or something. Don't even need to attend it
>>54853434
too dumb for uni. So i'm assuming Fanshawe. my buddy says it's a good party school too
Queen's and Laurier suck, I've been to Brock and Conestoga and the parties there unreal
>>54853362
>Guelph
Your dick will fall off
>>54852364
haha lads. This is a good thread.
I love leaves. Isn't it great having a leaf on your flag? I LOVE IT.
LEAF PRIDE
Dalhousie.
>tfw snow day
>>54853490
>too dumb for uni.
More like too lazy. Just apply yourself you dolt.
You're going to get to 25+ years of age and wonder why you were so lazy and dumb to not attend a real school and get a usable degree.
>>54853517
fuck off Ghengis
>>54853517
Is Australia full this time of year? might go
>>54853361
Hello brother
>>54853490
>Too dumb for uni
Fucking lol
>Queen's and Laurier suck
Actually their parties are fantastic
>>54853560
York has a lot of whites tho
dem qt hipster white gurls
>>54853542
I had decent marks except for math. My best subject was geography which i had a 97 average throughout HS. but I don't want a career involving anything with geo. It was just easy that's all.
>>54853542
I go to U of A
>>54853560
>York students
Shouldn't you be browsing BuzzFeed or something lmao
>>54853587
As someone who commutes from downtown Toronto to attend York I can tell you you're wrong
>>54852364
mention hockey and maple syrup, and you'd have the entire """culture""" of canada listed, eh
Etobicoke here
>>54853553
Australia is always full.
>>54853648
mention burgers and guns, and you'd have the entire """"culture"" of america listed, eh
>>54853590
>I had decent marks except for math. My best subject was geography which i had a 97 average throughout HS. but I don't want a career involving anything with geo. It was just easy that's all.
What was your overall GPA?
Seriously man. Are you deciding your future based on what school has the best parties?
What are you planning on majoring in?
>>54853619
lmao dude
You're 100% right though. I'm only there because my father is a faculty member so I get the employee discount (tuition waived). I want to kill myself everyday because I'm surrounded by living, breathing caricature millennial stereotypes
>My friend has a better apartment than me
Should rape him
>>54853183
>McGill
Nah, I'm at Concordia.UoT botched my application twice and McGill rejected my top six of 93. I actually like it a lot here though. I've had nothing but great professors in my program.
Also who /toronto-danforth/ here?
>>54853587
>Every girl I knew who went to York was into anime, surfed tumblr, obsessed over yaoi and dyed their hair neon colours
If you find that cute, then I don't know bro.
WHO /LAURIER/ HERE?
WHERE U AT SENPAITACHI
WHO STUDYING BUSINESS OR ECON HERE?
>>54852364
Ottawa here.
8 hour a day 5 days a week wageslave.
Octranspo sucks a dick.
Tfwnogf
Everything is so expensive here.
Do any of you have a virgin sister or female friend who you want to marry off?
>Talking to a bunch of students
Educated pussybois
>>54853801
>Ottawa here.
Fuck off Muhammed.
>>54853692
Well no i'm not, but I was just wondering that was all. All schools have parties no matter what. you're 100% right though, I was pretty lazy but regret it now and am trying to get my shit together. overall average was 80 on the dot.
Basically this is what happened:
I can't get into what i want though. I want to do either Network Engineering or Computer Systems technology. But like i said I sucked at math and failed 10th grade College math. they put me in the Locally Developed (kek, i know) class the 2nd semester and it was fucking putrid. I kept asking them to put me back in C math but they wouldn't do it because they were worried i'd fail it again and not have enough credits to graduate. They basically fucked me over and i'm pissed about it. I was going to take an online course but it's over $600 for one class, which I can't afford right now.
>>54853362
Guelph is like 98% white and female university students outnumber males 3:1.
I mostly just watched anime in my dorm though. I also failed in second year and now I'm a NEET.
>>54853872
>female university students outnumber males 3:1.
>I mostly just watched anime in my dorm though
Nigga I'm too old for school and I've gone to guelph to get laid. It's like fish in a barrel.
>>54853941
>>54853872
really? i'm a virgin tbqh
>>54853941
g-give me tips, how do I do it?
NORMIES GTFO REEEEE.
>>54853860
>I was going to take an online course but it's over $600 for one class, which I can't afford right now.
It's not.
It's $40 per online course. Approved by ministry of education
>But like i said I sucked at math and failed 10th grade College math
No one sucks at math, ESPECIALLY GRADE 10 APPLIED MATH
You're just lazy as fuck and didn't ask the teacher for help/smoked weed/skipped class/didn't try/etc.
>m-muh parties
Partying is for autistic fucks spending daddy's money
Start studying idiot, get into a good school instead of becoming a worthless min wage cuck for the rest of your life and complaining about "muh ECONOMY IS BAD MUH ECONOMY IS BAD NO JOBS :((("
>>54852435
>tfw no Dufour-Lapointe foursome
Just kill me if I don't even deserve this.
>>54853961
Yeah but my buddy got HPV and swine flu around the same time we use to party at guelph. Careful.
>>54853860
>the average NDP voter
>>54853828
I'm actually half Chinese, Pierre .
>>54853999
Sound advice, friend.
>Partying is for autistic fucks spending daddy's money
Uh..
>>54853979
Just get them drunk and be cool
>>54854025
>alberta
I want this province to burn.
>>54853872
>Watching anime in your room in fucking GUELPH
Holy shit man. What are you doing?
Mississauga brehs go to UTM
>tfw got bj from hijab girl last week
Ganna make it
>>54853999
>It's not.
>It's $40 per online course. Approved by ministry of education
and where do you see this? Only one i can find is Virtual HS Ontario. and they're around $499/course
>No one sucks at math, ESPECIALLY GRADE 10 APPLIED MATH
You're just lazy as fuck and didn't ask the teacher for help/smoked weed/skipped class/didn't try/etc.
No. again, I did well is most courses except math? what do you want? there are some subjects people aren't good at. I tried and spent more than enough time and still didn't get to where i wanted.
>Partying is for autistic fucks spending daddy's money
yeah sorry. I make my own money and there's nothing wrong with partying once in a while. unless you're one of those weebs who stays in his house/dorm all fucking year
Who here joining military after uni
>>54854132
>Virtual HS Ontario. and they're around $499/course
Sounds like some shit scam.
Only go with government provided programs bud.
Google "ILC Ontario High School" thats the provincial government one.
>>54854187
sweet, will check it out. thanks pal
>>54854175
>I need 4 references from people in my professional life
>Nobody I've approached will vouch for me
>Not because of my work but because I was never liked
JUST
>>54854175
I was thinking DEO route for a while but our military is too much of a shitshow at the moment and only shows signs of deteriorating further.
>>54854132
You can pass highschool with half a brain missing nowadays though.
>>54854253
Don't throw your life away dying in some third world desert shithole.
>>54854175
I'm leaving Canada and gonna join the American military. They give you citizenship if you do.
>>54854339
cuck
Love your TV show Canada. Is dis real life?
>>54854339
Other way around retard
>>54854364
Hey man Canada's the New Mexico now.
>>54854370
Yes
>>54854339
You can't unless it's through the MAVNI program.
>>54854259
It's not THAT bad nowadays, not as cash as it was during Afghan tho
>>54854253
>old teachers
>dentist/doctors
>religious leaders
>tutors
>>54854315
Only infantry artillery combat eng and amour see combat
It's not all grunt
>>54854315
I was going to go into pipe fitting, not some combat role. It would look great if I wanted to go work for OPG or something afterwards.
>>54854404
You could always join the Taliban, I hear they are desperate because ISIS is getting all the recruits.
>>54854370
The way they talk is actually pretty accurate for working class white Canadians
>>54854583
No I'm gonna join my cousin in the navy :DDD
>>54854603
You got something against us blue collars ya cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnWsGSwa-Kw
I unironically like edgy stuff
>>54854625
You can take turns :^)
Anybody from Montreal?
is it possible to find a job in rural BC?
>>54854132
>No. again, I did well is most courses except math? what do you want? there are some subjects people aren't good at. I tried and spent more than enough time and still didn't get to where i wanted.
No you didn't.
Unless you have a legit disability there's no reason to fucking fail grade 10 math.
How is that possible? Teachers will literally give you a minimum 70% if you don't skip every single class and smoke weed in their classroom.
Stop making excuses
>>54854945
Pretty hard m8, but there's some jobs way up North, but the lumber industry has gone to shit. Pulp and paper is okay.
best city reporting in
>>54854999
fugg. guess I'll have to try SK.
good numbers btw
>>54855014
Is St. Johns really that good? I worked with a goofy newfie and he always played it up "Fuck b'y St Johns is awesome, great city and great parties, hot girls, fuck b'y she's the best" etc etc.
I asked him why all Newfie girls are fat loud mouthed whores, he said all the best ones are back on the rock.
Is any of this true or just bullshit?
A canadian without leaf reporting
>>54854443
>>54854603
Decent.
>>54854443
>>54854603
You mean white trash Canadian subhumans?
Yeah trailer park boys depict them quite accurately
>Working class
More like non-working class lmao
>>54855286
kek, you're right. no one in eastern canada works. they're all welfare fags waiting for their beer money
>>54855321
At least they're not retarded redneck products of incest like in your shitty Praries
>>54855371
actually i live in a redneck rural tobacco town in ontario. same shit pretty much
>>54855409
they are pretty subhuman desu.
Kind of prefer even shitskins or gooks over them
>>54855484
t. gook/shitskin
>>54855484
>Kind of prefer even shitskins or gooks over them
>>54855529
>>54855571
At least gooks are quiet.
Drunk rednecks are just disgusting animals. Sure they might have the same skin color as me but as far as I'm concerned they're just as subhuman as if they didn't.
In fact they're a disgrace and mostly responsible for the fall of Canada.
>Born in Canada
>Speak english fluently
>Can't even get into a good University let alone one at all
>Literally retarded that gooks and shitskins defeat them in nearly every area except beer guzzling
>>54855286
Are you non-white?
>>54855656
I'm gook
>don't worry Iam going home soon :DDD
>>54855656
Rednecks are friendly blue collar people over all but can be abrupt. Asians are passive aggressive robots who hate white people with a passion.
>>54855656
Oh get off your high horse you tool. Have you ever spent time around Asians? they are animals, quiet maybe because they know their time isn't yet.
I've been to China, chinks are fucked in the head. You think they're polite, quiet, and well mannered? HA!
You have no idea.
>>54855656
Yeah you're clearly a bitter Asian. The people in the maritimes are the friendliest people ever. That's where the whole "Canadians are nice" meme comes from.
>>54855855
This, I went to Guangzhou. The Chinese are fucking barbarians. Asians here are only docile because they imitate white people but they have no personalities.
Anyone in /Guelph/ here? Where can I find weed/MDMA?
>>54855931
Yeah exactly, I find the Southern Chinese to be the worst, the northern ones are more tolerable but are really soulless, to put it lightly. Bad memories.
>>54854129
I live in Sauga but I'm past Uni age.
Though I used to date a girl that went to UTM and all we did was go to their anime club
>>54857028
Lol hows life going dude
>>54857063
meh. cold and uninteresting, and you?
>>54857162
Mid terms soon, injuried knee in basketball practice, wageslaving at walmart so i can finish my meme tier degree without loans
Feels bad man
>>54852789
North York here
>>54855103
its generally a god tier town, nice people, lots to do, very little homelessness, economic prosperity (In St. John's, not Newfoundland as a whole)
Man I don't know why the college hate... It's good enough if you study something like engineering or computer stuff then you have a good chance of getting a job after graduation. Why waste money on university crap where 80% of the lectures are about muh white guilt marxist propaganda and unrelated shit courses you have to take just to because they want more shekels.
>>54855656
ching chong nip nong
Fuck the queen
>realize I forgot to roll up the rim on my coffee today
FUCK
>>54857494
>Why waste money on university crap where 80% of the lectures are about muh white guilt marxist propaganda and unrelated shit courses you have to take just to because they want more shekels
Because they're not if you're studying STEM.
/pol/ memes don't reflect real life, maybe if you study some social science/women studies bullshit tho
>>54858315
I do STEM in college and am likely to get a job in it afterwards.
>>54854826
Well, I'm "from" Montreal, but I haven't lived there for ~ten years.
In Sudbury now.
Anyone from the Montreal North Shore? Lionel-Groulx student here :^)
>>54857776
Do all Quebecois hate Anglos and Canadians or just the edgy ones?
>>54858422
You answered your own question, anon.
>>54858389
>sudbury
>snow isn't black
well they lied.
>still no 420 lmao legalization
>>54858495
who lied
>>54858538
soon bruv
>>54858495
There hasn't really been "black snow" (outside of sludge) since they built the S U P E R S T A C K.
>>54858422
I don't, it's only the separatists who keep fueling this Anglo hate thing and luckily they are losing ground every year since 1995. They like to play the victim and demonizing you guys whenever the rest of Canada doesn't think the same way as them...
>>54857218
you'll manage, hang in there bud
>>54855103
it's the san francisco of eastern canada. Bay gays gather to mate, but if that doesn't offend your sensibilities it is a better place than most
>>54858562
dumb cuckposter
>>54854603
youre adorable
>>54857776
>muh democracy
hello redd1t
Am I the rarest province?
Territories don't count.
who shit tier college here? langara reporting in
>>54852593
I'm northside too, near Eaux Claires.
>54852533
What company? Can you get me a job? I'm can hide my autism.
>>54859161
I fucked a girl I met from at a bar. Don't remember the province, she just had that giant flag in her room.
>disgruntled westerner here
fuck yall easterners, especially you, ontario/quebec
>>54863097
Why Ontario?
Who /McGill/ master race here?
>>54852364
>canuck
Just shorten it to cuck lmao
