Do i live in the least interesting country in europe?
you got nothing on us
>>54804555
you are pretty flat tho
>>54804520
Yes we do.
>>54804555
>Denmark
>Not interesting
sexy people > eiffel tower and shiet
>>54804520
>>54804555
literally where
i used to a have a girlfriend in norway who would say she is "going to europe" in the summer, meaning she is flying down to france or something, because in her mind Norway was not european since it looks like shit and has no architecture outside of Barcode
I would have said Belgium is the least interesting country in Europe. If you can even call it that.
>>54804520
kek no
>>54804696
>Belgium
You almost feel for the meme.
>>54804520
There's also Liechtenstein and Andorra, arguably Iceland if you consider them Europe
>>54804520
somewhere like slovakia or bosnia or bulgaria surely is more LITERALLY WHO than any nordic country.
>>54804520
>Live in perfect country
>complain that nothing bad ever happens
>>54804687
That is mostly true, but
>Barcode
>Architecture
>>54804696
They make good beer.
>>54804640
To bad we dont have either
>>54804785
what is oslo/11
>>54804785
>neo-nazi kills a whole bunch of white children
>perfection
>>54804687
ive heard that some times to, probably used in the same ways as brits say it.
or maybe your gf was a stubid slut. where was she from?
>>54804520
All countries are interesting senpai
At least you guys have some history.
No, the least interesting country in EU is Switzerland by far
>>54804957
>What is the ancient Finnish Empire
>>54804810
Oslo isnt that bad
>>54804520
>hovers over flag
>not svalbard and jan mayen
no, you don't.
>>54804814
>implying he killed them because they were white and not because they were cultural marxists
Still a shit thing to do, but don't misrepresent it m8
>>54805079
i hate when people from other countries takes Breivik seriously and talk about the politics. He was just a fuckin autist like every other spree shoter
>>54804781
This
Step it up
>>54805079
see >>54805133
>muh manifesto
>muh /pol/ is always right
Do normal americans actually know we exist? Not trying to say you guys are stupid, i dont think most europeans know every state in the US either
>>54804520
Ppffff
>>54804781
I disagree, most American probably barely know Bulgaria exists but it is still an interesting country
It's not about being famous, OP just meant interesting I think.
Like everybody knows Canada exists but I still find Bulgaria more interesting
>>54805232
No they dont. Why would they?
>>54805306
>B*lgaria
You mean shitpost central?
>>54805232
I guess they must have heard of you at least through tourism, thinking of mountains and pretty villages in the Lofoten
>>54805268
Even other nordics seem to forget about you all the time.
>>54805371
I think switzerland is more famous than us for pretty villages and mountains.
>>54804520
Norway isnt that bad. Downside is your lack of old buildings. Other than that its good - rich, beautiful nature, some good history (vikings), beautiful people, safe, uncorrupt.
>>54805507
And for cheese and chocolate
Poor Norway, I get black metal now
>>54805492
We are so obscure and irrelevant we are often not included on the european map lol
>>54804555
LEGOLAND
>>54804520
>the least interesting country
That would Macedonia
lol, i always envied norway for all the vikings history, and beautiful landscapes.
>>54804520
fish and oil
>>54804520
You've got good music, though. The Fjords are also cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3euca_r464
>>54805654
I feel for you mate, did enjoy my stay in Reykjavík a lot. I feel like forming a movement to raise awareness of Icelands existence.
>>54805980
Better not, irrelevant countries are the ones who will survive WW III
>>54805775
>You've got good music, though
agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP0H491rRFU
>>54805232
The northern part of the United States is all too aware of Norway, what is Norsk Hostfest, if any of you Europoors were to go to an amerifat graveyard in North Dakota you would shit yourselves and forget your even on American soil
>>54805232
You was vikings and shit. I know it's dark and sad as I am a fan of Black Metal. We know Scandinavian countries have a standard of living and are well educated.
>>54805775
> Mitt Lille Land
> 22/7 commemoration
This is the worst form for promoting yourself morally.
>>54804520
I'd go to Norway before Finland any day pham
>>54806205
What's wrong with it?
At least people remember Norway. Movies, books, games and whatever the fuck kind of entertainment media are full of Norwegian, Swedish and Finnish, of people actually going there. Denmark almost doesn't exist in comparison.
And even if we actually do, we're bad guys.
>>54806273
Using dead children to promote themself.
>>54805654
>>54805980
Iceland should join the UK when we leave the EU, they are a part of the British Isles after all
>>54806277
Sandi Toksvig is the only "danish" personality I know from watching the jewish media.
>>54806277
#bringbackourgiraffes
>>54806277
Hamlet
>>54806277
These keep you relevant senpai
>>54806359
>they are a part of the British Isles after all
Wut
>>54806359
Makes sense geographically, just like Falkland.
>>54804696
This is true
t. German in Belgium
>>54806359
And you'll not leave EU and you know it. You rather enjoy muh privileges in the union than be bottom boy for the USA.
>>54804520
Not as long as eastern Europe exists.
If it makes you feel better I loved Norway as a kid because I was interested in vikings.
>>54805775
i always imagine norway like this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_HlPboLRL8
Fuck you OP
>>54806677
Yes I also imagine norway as a woman.
>live in the #1 HDI country
>"boo hoo it's not interesting enough here"
Kill yourself, soft cunt.
>>54806720
>angola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVH617tUvq4
>>54806755
As a kid I thought of Sweden as a girlier Norway.
/int/ has only strengthened my belief in this.
>>54806818
>muh HDI
classic Aussie
>>54806928
Alright.
>>54806818
>HDI
>Caring about fake meme statistics.
I seriously hope you guys dont believe we are the most deveolped country in the world.
>>54806958
>muh Muhammad
classic kraut
>>54806974
Yes.
>>54806980
Have you been outside your bubble?
where?
>>54806974
well Sweden is mostly know for having beautiful women and for promoting feminist ideology so i can see why people are thinking of Sweden as girly.
>>54807110
Who cares? I was talking to the monkey.
>>54806720
wow, what did i do angola?
>>54807164
Rude desu.
why are brazilians so fucking obsessed with our nature and black metal, its so cringy
>>54807024
By bubble you mean western countries? Yes i have been in Africa and Asia. The avereage norwegian live better than them.
But you can not seriously say we have it more than marginally better than the average western european?
>>54806928
That's entirely true though.
Norway's great, better than sweden anyway. Top notch brotier, I grant u gold medal of friendom.
>>54807255
Where do you think is better than Norway then? Where do you want to live
>>54807225
The average brazilian is a band-wagoner wannabe
>>54807192
Don't complain about your country, you don't know how good you have it mate
>>54807315
>Angola
I'm sorry bro, y-you're gonna make it.
>>54807225
>nature
Probably because it's really exotic for us.
>black metal
Don't know, metal is shit.
>>54807225
because it's beautiful, it's like being in a fantasy game
>>54807315
>>54806720
Let me take this opportunity to tell you Angola has one of the world's best flags.
Also, what is Angola like? Never really hear about it compared to so many African countries.
>>54807358
>metal is shit
Norweigan metal is shit tho
Denmark has the most interesting history of the nordic countries. It is definitely the most alpha nordic country seeing as how it dominated all the others at some point in history.
Bravo Denmark
>>54807315
t. alberto barbosa
>>54807403
Croatia confirmed for greatest ally.
>>54807403
they are only securing their alphaness with australian genes enhancing their gene pool
>>54807503
what's a bölle? what's a böllefrö?
>>54807306
Denmark
Sweden outside the immigrant ghettos
Australia
New Zealand
The Netherlands and Germany are about the same as us.
If you're upper middle class or above:
USA
UK
Gulf States
etc
>>54807410
>one portuguese colony memeing on another portuguese colony with portugal memes
>>54807581
Bully.
>>54806980
I do. The numbers don't lie, Yngve.
Average Norwegian town.
>>54807788
>The roads have actually been patched
Literally where?
>>54807581
bölle is not the swedish word for bully? What is it then? A böllefrö is a little child who do pranks.
>>54807702
> not using Ola
>>54807788
Average rich Norwegian town
>>54807788
Literally gommiestan
>>54807838
>bölle is not the swedish word for bully? What is it then? A böllefrö is a little child who do pranks.
Nah we use mobbning instead. We stole it from the brits I think (mobbing). Don't know what we used before that.
>>54807788
That's the rich part of Oslo though, not very representative for the rest of the country.
>>54807898
mobbing is to bully in norwegian too, but bölle is a bully.
>>54808024
Is that a norse word or what? I'm trying to find out what we used before mobbning but I can't seem to find anything.
>>54808024
>>54808053
oh and, the person who is doing the mobbning is a mobbare.
Got a pretty good TV show at least - more than I can say for the other Scandies
>>54808078
It's a modern danish word carried over to norwegian.
Mobber is the more common norwegian name for a bully.
https://snl.no/b%C3%B8lle
>>54804520
You aren't one of the baltic states.
Someone tell me about what's going on in Latvian politics.
I want to hear about Lithuanian culture.
Please, for the love of god, everybody - do tell me everything you know about Estonian geography.
>>54808053
Just Danish
https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolle_(uromager)
>>54808084
>Got a pretty good TV show at least - more than I can say for the other Scandies
Wut? We are commonly know for making the worst TV show in Scandinavia. You wont find a norwegian equivalent to "Broen/Bron", "Borgen" or "Forbrydelsen".
>>54808321
Have you seen Occupied? It's pretty solid.
>>54808394
havent seen it, but people said it sucked.
the only reason i will se it, is because the part of the army(kings guard) that im going to, have a role there(ive heard)
>>54807225
step up your game, familjen
>>54806277
shut the fuck up, who gives a shit about what people think about your country when you've got semi-legal weed
>>54807600
Technically, "t. alberto barbosa" is an Australian meme
>>54808477
Nah it's pretty good, the characters and acting are all really well done.
Some of the concepts are stretched but it's not that farfetched.
>>54808394
>>54808692
>Norwegian acting
>Good
Porbably because you dont understand norwegian you wont hear how meme tier the acting is.
>>54807947
Rich part? What the fuck?
I mean, it looks cozy, but no way that's the rich part of Oslo.
>>54805232
Most Americans don't know all 50 states off the top of their heads.
>>54808778
our countries are small, we don't really have entire parts of cities dedicated to the 1 percent's huge mansions
>>54808778
I dont think thats Oslo, but that basiclly how the rich part of Oslo looks like.
>>54805232
From what I've experienced, most Americans see Scandinavia and Norway, Sweden and that other country, uhm... Holland? No wait, Finland? They definately speak Dutch though.
WE WUZ VIKINGZ N SHYT
I didn't know nordmenn were so insecure. I tought we were the world capital at exporting that shit.
>>54804520
Dude norway is based as hell
Definitely the most beautiful nature in all of Europe. The people are a bit too introverted, but very friendly, they're all beautiful too.
Oslo is the only bad part of Norway. Too many immigrants.
>>54809002
>but very friendly
You wish, Juan
>>54809023
What??
>>54808943
Well Americans are fucking retarded desu
I have spoken to multiple Americans that think we speak German in Sweden...
>>54809084
>implying we could be bothered to learn about some irrelevant country in yruope
Hahaha
>>54804520
Moldova might be worse, nothing but grinding poverty and a weird pro-Russia breakaway state.
>>54809084
What language do they speak in the Congo?
>>54807788
Jesus, I though our suburban roads were pretty bad.
that would be macedonia
>>54809187
I'd assume they speak a number of different languages, especially since there seems to be so many groups and tribes staking their claims in that shit. Congo is a fucking mess.
>>54809084
My favorite american meme is when they ask me if Norway is the capital of Sweden
This is some Spaniard-tier self-loathing ITT.
>>54810116
>Scotland
I live in the most least interesting country since 2014.
>>54809638
We all know its Denmark
