you had your break from snoopy threads :^)
Jesus was a black aryan mormon.
Where were you on 9/11?
>>54420389
Not getting in trouble for my shitty grade folder that mom had to sign.
>>54420389
Playing with my dinosaur toys
Is it okay for a white guy to drive a donk
>>54420389
Getting ready to go to the elementary school
Hello /cum/, foreign exchange student from Croatia here (currently at UCLA if anyone cares). My English is, for the most part, adequate, but I have a question about a certain phrase from a book (Jane Eyre) that I'm reading for a literature class.
The phrase I'm confused about is "exact an undivided homage". In full context:
>I shall exact an undivided homage. His devotions shall not be shared between me and the shape he sees in his mirror.
I know the individual meanings of each word, but I'm simply not sure what they mean in the context of this sentence. Also, yes, I have tried Google and found nothing.
Who /high test/ here?
nth for don't bully!
>gigantic as fuck SUV pulls behind me in my nb
>she laughs when I get out
REEEE FUCK OFF YOU MASSIVE CUNT YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THOS PROBLEM
>>54420440
>grade folders
I haven't thought about those in over ten years.
Black skin is the mark of Cain
>>54420670
So enraged I can't even type properly
Forgot
>teenage girl driving I
You are part of the problem*
>>54420634
dunno but here's a (you) to get some attention, maybe somebody else will know
>>54420634
"I shall exact an undivided homage" -> "I will obtain [his] complete allegiance/loyalty"
an homage is a public demonstration of deference
>>54420634
It means the character is demanding "full respect or reverence"
>>54420634
this >>54420813
It's finally happening
>>54420813
ah ok, this makes sense now. cheers m8
At the Kroger lads. What should I pick up
>>54420849
I think this is to give whit girls to Muslim and black men. Watch. This is what this shit is for
>>54420839
#BREAKING
>>54420839
>>54420875
navel oranges
>>54420942
That already happens without the state's help
>>54420942
They dont need the state to help with that
White women do that themselves already
>>54420942
Black is a life choice senpai
>>54420875
Pringles
Hot pockets
Beer
Frozen pizza
Fuck Maryland.
>>54420389
high school
>>54420875
rice, loose chorizo, peppers, jalapeños, onion, garlic
>>54421220
Agree desu. Barely 54% white and leftist as hell and everyone is white trash but rich as fuck
>>54421327
Always pictured Maryland as pretty white and comfy desu
>>54421220
Eh, at least it's not virginia.
I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on.
what's a girl gotta do to get a couple (You)'s around here
>>54421414
Just say you're a gril.
@54421414
Tits or feet
>>54421368
I grew up in MD. Prince Frederick and then Leonardtown
If not for the Annapolis, and the tourist parts near the shore I hate that state with a passion.
Jesus was white. Read the scripture.
Is it worth moving to Canada because of yellowfever?
How cozy is your Sunday so far?
I'm watching and listening to the rain and sipping tea
The only way this could be better is if I had a cuddle buddy
who went bean shopping today?
>>54421220
good post
>>54421374
You are the son of Cain
>>54421507
Well you'd want to move to Vancouver, but you'd have to live in the suburbs unless you're wealthy, which means your commute will likely be awful. But Vancouver has a decent public transport system, at least compared to other Canadian cities.
>>54420389
Waiting for my ride to the orthodontist
>>54421523
Pupper is so cozy
I want a black gf
>>54421713
Why
>>54421713
Reee
>>54421713
fucking animals is illegal and immoral
>>54421729
I like black girls
>>54421775
Its 2016
>>54421713
you'll swing on the day of the rope
Who /homeworkallday/ here?
>>54421860
Why though
>>54421713
i almost puked
>>54421868
There is no day. America is a progressive nation and the silent "majority" will only continue to be more silenced
>>54421888
Nice triples, finished my assaignments on quantum mechanics today.
Now relaxing with music and beer.
>>54421992
Its not a majority
The majority is merely blind sheep who follow the lead of whoever is in power
Once we seize power they will follow us because then racism will be part of being a good citizen
You should read the Turner Diaries
Fucking hell. Some dude in an i8 just zipped by in my bumfuck middle of nowhere town. What is that thing like $149k? Damn.
>>54422168
>BMW
Probably gets pussy like a madman
>>54421891
I've always been attracted to black girls for some reason. Maybe cause its what I grew up around
>>54422168
I'm sure
The thing is legit gorgeous. I've never seen a car that looks that cool in person
What the fuck, Google?
Finally moved out.
>>54420389
In school, we where in a cooking class.
>>54422620
The only thing they filter out is porn I reckon
>>54422724
alri isac
>>54422330
this made me giggle
>>54422770
No... Isac posts anime
>>54422620
marijuana can be food too
>>54421561
that reminds me of when i was a kid and we'd harvest the soy bean and i'd put my hands in the test buckets (the samples we would take to test weight and moisture and stuff)
cozy
>>54421523
I had a job interview that seemed to work well. I hope I get called back.
>>54422330
i am a proud american yessir
>>54422669
how's your apartment
>>54423213
Huge surprisingly. Full 1 bedroom, Paying $590 which is a bit high for a first time renter. But I can afford it.
>>54423289
$590 for a single bedroom isn't incredibly expensive depending on amenities.
Finally found something that triggers me badly
Graffiti
That bydlo scum should be lined up and shot then gassed for damaging puboic property
Someone pls kill me
>>54423289
That's a pretty average rent for a one bedroom here, maybe closer to 500$USD but still. But neat, enjoy it!
I have a friend in DC who pays 1600$USD a month for a studio.
The Mérida Initiative is the best bilateral agreement with Mexico since NAFTA.
Prove me wrong but be fully aware that you can't.
>>54423289
That's a pretty fair rent. I pay $780 which seems kinda average around where I live.
>>54423289
>tfw $300/month
>>54423745
>roommates
>>54423712
Damn. Nice
>>54423500
Yeah I was just a little worried with expenses I've literally never been independent but lookin around it seems okay thanks senpai.
>>54423799
No I live alone
>>54423430
not yet
>>54423745
Lmao. Studio or you have roommates? I live in a house with 4 of us. Payin just over 300
>>54423957
Trailer desu
It's really not bad
>>54424048
single or double
>>54424106
Single
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/430549/trump-unlike-cruz-i-have-heart-ill-enact-universal-health-coverage
I now like Trump.
>>54424190
Once a reptile always a reptile
America will go full socialist in our life time
just heard my dad say he's never put his tail up my mums back pipe
ive met bernie sanders before
>>54424669
good lad, nice to hear he isn't a blasphemous degenerate
>>54424702
Gotta feel bad for the guy. He can't keep his fanbase in control
>>54424669
show the ol' man how it's done
>>54424886
He's like the king kike man
He's dangerous
cum lol
what a terrible thread
>>54425131
God post
>>54420348
Its raining in L.A edition
>>54425177
thank you
I wish mom would hurry up with the Red Lobster. I have shit to do.
>>54425220
Is that a metaphor?
>>54425201
I'm just speaking for all of /cum/
We greatly appreciate your quality contributions to this thread
This is now a /luso/ + /cum/ thread.
>>54425503
Post bunda
I'm horny as fuck
>>54425503
Brazil is our greatest ally
>>54425503
gib passport
>>54425812
You first.
>dad just said he's proud of me
Had to pretend I had an important call so I could cry
>>54425871
What'd you do?
>>54425692
post noods, it'll help
Post old /cum/ memes pls
>>54425910
I'm a guy
>>54425956
>>54425956
collapse of the ussr was a mistake
*yawn* mm im up /cum/ ~ did u miss me ?
>>54426121
>>54425956
About a year ago almost every /cum/ thread had this op
Why is speccy such a piece of shit with temperatures
>>54425503
What do I have to do to get an oiled up br husbando to massage my thighs and serenade me in bananian?
>>54426943
I got really scared the first time I ran Speccy and saw that my cpu was evidently on fire.
>>54426126
Ohayou
>>54427198
Be cute.
>>54427329
Done. What's next?
>>54427352
Post thighs.
>>54427352
Go to Florida or Brazil and ask people.
>>54427430
I already have, have my cats thighs though. Idk if you missed pet thighs yesterday
>>54427436
:(
Okay
trump will make america great again bros
Will Trump make comic book grils real?
>>54427524
You could post your oiled up thighs then.
>>54426061
i drew that
>>54427924
Amen
>>54427936
I need the BR husbando to oil me up
>>54427932
Yes
Marco Rubio is the gentleman's choice for President
>>54427991
Ok i'm in, where do i sign?
>>54428009
Marco Dumbo "if I talk fast enough you won't notice I'm actually 12 years old" Rubio
>>54428067
On the first brick of the wall
>>54428135
You will pay for it though, otherwise i'll bring a new shovel to make a tunnel and send you our bydlos and sudacas
>>54428208
Your bydlo is the reason I'm here
>>54428294
Those FEMA camps and walls ain't paying themselves lad
>>54428414
Can we just stack up all the heads the cartel leave behind and be done with it
Daily reminder that we collectively have enough resources to isolate ourselves from the rest of the world. We should just cut the international cord.
this general sucks desu
>>54428509
How will we get our Chinese cartoons and tacos then?
>>54428568
I'm not talking about the US personally. I'm referring to Canada, the US, and Mexico. Japan can come too if they're so inclined.
>>54428484
Beheadings ain't no more and yiu can't stack up old acid barrels, but you're welcome to try.
>>54428484
Probably he>>54428568 means /cum/
>>54428559
Mmmm baby any time ~~~~
Gimme ur 3 inch silkworm
>>54428609
We should build a wall at the bottom of MX and decriminalize all drugs
How does the average person from Brazil feel about homo's?
>>54428559
East Asian general is one of the best desu so it's hard to compare, but /cum/ isn't that bad. Our shitposting is really reserved and it's slow enough to talk about whatever you feel like without interruptions.
I want mexican gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOZKz_sPM6U
>mfw i remember watching this live on TV in 1993
god damn still gives me chills
>>54428911
They turn into ogres after their mid-twenties so you should probably hit it and quit it. Unless they're educated.
My cousin is married to a chick from Columbia and she's still pretty hot. She's a pediatric doctor however, so that's kind of like.....not the same as some Chicano that just wants to make a thousand kids or some shit.
>wanted to try out Nostralius
>google downloader thing is 404
>look at pirate bay for the client
>3 gigs
>mfw college apartment downloading speed of ~100KB/s
Guess I'll go find something else to play on the ole craptop.
whose your favorit pornstar senpaitachi
>>54429059
i heard the age of consent is 12 in Mexico
>>54429133
Maserati.
>>54429133
Sasha Grey
She's a champ
>>54429172
Fuck if I know.
I've made a decision to never go there because the police are apparently professional extortionists.
>>54429109
My internet is pretty good, but it doesn't matter anyways because my computer is so deprecated there's nothing to download that will take over 5 gigs and run well.
USA USA USA USA USA USA U
bebocho desu
>>54429509
>USMNT won't win a WC in your lifetime
am i cute?~
>>54429509
What sport is that
What is with women and showers when they text?
>I have to go take a shower!
>I just got out of the shower!
Are they subconsciously trying to tell us they are not the neck beards?
>>54429617
the ball is on the logo, you dummy
>>54429644
Shower a lot
>>54429617
volleyball
>>54429644
i dont know can you explain further
>>54429671
Oh makes sense thanks
>>54429649
Yeah its a volleyball. Hot girls on the beach haha
>>54429614
>>54429644
more cats
>>54429587
more Bengalis
>>54429854
enjoy this blind cat looking out for birds
>>54429854
>that feel when /cum/ finally comes home
>>54429888
That's so sweet
>>54429888
fuck off u fuck
>>54429949
>tfw
>>54429888
i always thought it would be kind of depressing to have a blind pet
>>54430024
is that shalquior?
>>54420348
Caught in a rad bromance :3
>>54430727
Aww that's cute!
Mind if I use that if I get a chance to make another?
bad thread
>>54430784
rude
>>54430840
bad post
>>54430766
Go for it lad :3
>>54430873
bad post
>>54430952
Gracias
Pretty sure I gained weight after I started going to the gym :^(
>>54431055
muscle weighs more than fat, do you mean you look fatter?
>>54431055
That's normal the first two weeks or so. If you're sticking to your calories them you should be fine and chalk it up to water retention
>>54431055
That's probably because you listened to those retards over at /fit/.
You're supposed to eat when you feel hungry. Not to "make gains." Your body will tell you when it needs something, millions of years of evolution are maybe, a bit superior to some asshole who has this new idea about how the human body is supposed to work.
>>54431108
Just from scalewise
Thought you burn fat off then gain the muscle mass
>>54431137
If he could trust himself to do that in the first place he wouldn't be fucking fat
>>54431163
yea you do, but people actually lose pounds, get slimmer then it take into muslce and they "bulk up". thats why you need to eat a lot more when youre gaining muscle, to support it. its normal. its working anon
>>54431137
Didn't change diet
But diet was really shit to begin with, at least cut back on soft drinks
>>54430055
http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing
That cat is not blind.
>>54431163
Throw your scale away now.
That shit belongs in a medical clinic. Not in your bathroom. Unless you're trying to make weight for a fight (which is an extremely outdated concept as well) it has no use other than to fool you into a retarded rhetoric from the fifties.
>>54431245
ignore this post unless you are interested in becoming obese
canada.... usa.... MACAU!
>>54431324
accepted
>>54431300
A mirror is a much better judge than a scale will ever be. Don't listen to me though, I'm crazy because I don't think a number means anything next to your own feelings regarding your body.
I should say that I honestly despise fat people who refuse to do anything about their situation. the bar is set at a point where you feel good and you look good.
>>54431324
You are forever welcome among us anon, you and your countrymen.
>/cum/ grows stronger each day
>>54431378
thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdxMG1N5Zgw
>>54431415
I just want to get back into at least my high school level of shape so I can maybe join Rec rugby league without dying
>>54431415
If somebody is struggling with their weight just giving them feel good bullshit advice about listening to their bodies and throwing out scales isn't going to help them
Scales and calorie counting teach them how to eat because if they knew how to eat right they wouldn't be fucking fat
>>54431501
If you have the money, you should by a fixed bike.
It's a great workout tool. After a while you'll forget your working out if you put it in front of your television and just watch from a couple hours while you're cycling. The people who say it doesn't work didn't use it.
>>54431585
*buy
>>54431568
It's a matter of extremes.
As long as you're doing an hour of cardio a day and not eating like a starving dog then you can listen to all the self-help bullshit you want.
>>54431324
Welcome, welcome, friend!
>>54431238
>>54430952
>>54430727
>>54428414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SEy1qu71I
>>54431324
Hello! I think I helped make your ancestry tree :3
extremely bad thread
>>54433356
You're a bad thread
>>54433356
>minimal anime posting
>almost no shitposting
>still considers it a bad thread
why do you still come here
ohio here, boys
>>54433646
nothing wrong with anime, kid
>>54434018
didnt say there was. just asking what the fuck the resident anti anime autist even wants out of the thread
>>54434066
who cares about some dumb tripfag? post more anime
I hope everyones Sunday has been as comfy as possible.
>>54434113
>encouraging spam
>>54434066
>anti anime
>autistic
weeaboo pls, anime is designed to attract autists
>>54434232
>taking a general thread this seriously
>using a trip
yeah, you seem pretty autistic alright
>>54434270
im not taking this any more seriously than anyone else
anime will rule /cum/
>>54434270
>anime
>>54434270
that is a cute gif!
>>54434346
>anime
execute all frogposters
>>54434389
ANIME
anime won
i have no strong feelings one way or the other towards the topic of anime
>anime
anime will rule all of /int/
anime?
What do you do?
>>54434532
anime sucks desu
I hate anime
>>54434552
I don't mind it but weaboos are the fucking worst.
your all just spamming, these posts have no reason or thought behind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGDsAwVyBqM
>>54434620
They should probably fuck off to /a/. Even an echo chamber where we all love how awesome we are would be better than this shit.
>>54434587
I'm studying to become a forest technician. I'll basically just tell companies where they should and shouldn't clear forests.
>>54434620
you have to be 18+ to browse this site
>>54434606
kek
Do you even know what weeaboo means?
>>54434668
>forest technician
We call that a park ranger here. I know, because I am one. Who gave you permission to call yourself something so unforgivably stupid?
>>54434668
Tell them not to clear any at all :^(
>>54434715
>do you even know what weaboo means?
>>54434660
this may as well be /a/ or what I think it might be like there as I have never been.
>>54434683
Im too fucking old to still be here. Your just a deranged weeaboo
What is your heritage and if you were forced to add one ethnicity to it what would it be?
1. French, Anglo, Irish
2. Dutch
>>54434757
if you cant handle the anime you should just leave senpai
>>54434744
>>do you even know what weaboo means?
>>54434660
>>54434620
It doesn't help that people incite them to post anime here. It's usually not that bad, but morons like you complaining about it just makes people start mass posting it.
>>54434732
Well it's what the degree is called (Forest Technology). Also I'm not going to be working for any park services, there's more money in just being hired by a logging or oil company to just make sure they're not gonna fuck over a local ecosystem.
>>54434757
Don't go there if you can help it.
I mean, it's arguably the reason why 4chan was created but it is a fucking demon den full of moronic assholes now.
>>54434811
>>do you even know what weaboo means<<