Show me a country with a cooler bird
>>54092673
That bird looks retarded.
This one is everywhere in Europe, it's a cool bird too.
>>54092673
Looks like a cheeky fucker
>>54092781
WO
Now that bird
that's a COOL bird
>>54092673
This is our little punk
>>54092673
mexico, the bird
>inb4 butthurt guatemalans
are you kidding?
That's a nice one OP, but it's no Spruce Goose
>>54092939
Why do other cunts even try?
>>54092939
Shit bird almost extinct/10
Comfy
>>54092852
>Not posting the Cardenal
Blue jays are cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo
fuck tha police
Europe has lost 300 million birds since 1980
http://www.birdlifecyprus.org/upload/PDFs/Press%20Releases/2012b/2012_07_13_PR_300%20million%20birds%20lost_EN.pdf
>>54092781
It looks like a bird that'd get beaten up by a worm.
>>54092939
>literally a glorified vulture
Top kek brah. Should've picked the golden eagle fit your mascot instead.
stork is arguably our national bird
that faggot "white eagle" is not even an eagle, it's a fucking hawk (and it's gray-feathered)
>>54092878
That's a nice bird
>>54092939
That bird is the equivalent of those girls who take great tinder profile pictures but then you meet them irl and they squark pathetically
>>54093252
wat
>white eagle
HE'S NOT WHITE
HE'S NOT AN EAGLE
REEE FUCK THIS SHIT
>>54093280
Here's another fair dinkum rad aussie bird that nobody else can match.
Puffin is best bird
There is no other
would kiss/10
This should be our national bird
>>54093280
A bird of paradise.
https://youtu.be/2zvvArgbIWs
literally everywhere you go you see these little shits
Right now you can vote on what bird will be Canada's national bird. The vote is online at Canadian Geographic. The government will announce the winner in 2017
Current top 5 are:
>Grayjack
>Common Loon
>Snowy Owl
>Canadian Goose
>Black-Capped Chickadee
(Pic related)
>>54093689
>H-hello cuties
>wanna hang out?
>>54093689
The goose.
>canadians
>nice
Because they send all their assholes to America.
this kawaii motherfucker
>>54092939
>posting the ugly one
>>54093825
Kill it with fire and magnets!
>>54093607
wow what a bitch
>>54092939
>>54093025
d*g bless you for posting this ;_;7
>>54092781
Reminds me of the fat kids in my class
>inb4 the whole class
>>54093770
kek, they only fly down south during the cold weather
imagine you're at the nicest point of your year in terms of weather, and you had to deal with those fucking cunts, talk about spoiling the mood
thats Canada, and yet we're still seen as nice
>>54093037
kek
>>54093825
>bażant
Pheasants are awesome, probably my favourite upland bird to hunt and eat. Do Poles do much pheasant/bażant hunting?
Tarsiger cyanurus
the cutest of corvids
jackdaws >>>>>>> crows > ravens >>>>>>>>> fucking rooks
>>54093962
looks like it had too much coffee
Cyanoptila cyanomelana
>>54093943
less than we'd want to
birds are too easy, most hunters here prefer boars or does
GET THE FUCK OUT, BEST BIRD COMIN THROUGH
>>54094062
shit bird
>>54094062
talk shit get hit you pinkass motherfucker
>>54094099
That's rich coming from a cunt who's national bird is a COCK
>>54094123
fuck you pooland
>>54093689
Loons are pretty cool, I followed one in a canoe and he lead me to where all the fish were.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5v39stfEik
>>54094035
Yeah I've been boar hunting in Europe, in Ukraine, it was one of the highlights of my life Tbh.
Upland bird hunting is great though, not much better than a day afield with your dog. Probably the best eating bird too.
>>54094237
I voted for the loon, they are based. As far as I'm concerned their call is the official sound of the great outdoors.
>>54094250
Ever been nigger hunting?
>>54094386
Sort of, I'm a cop so I spend a fair bit of time looking for them
>>54093278
fucking this
these things feast of bone marrow
metal as fuck
Birds are cool
>>54094360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ENNzjy8QjU
>>54092673
It's a chubby parrot. New Zealand wins.
>>54094517
Birds are cool!
>>54092939
Nigga pls
>>54093110
Kea's are fucking awesome, I love that bird!
>>54094727
these things are super cute
they are flightless
>>54094813
Australia
>slightly less non-whites
<lost every war
<slow Internet
<cucked by Brits
<abos
USA
>never lost a war
>glorious country
>infinite inventions
>fucking huge
>runs the world
<way too many niggers
>>54094953
so australia wins then
>no one is posting toucans
2016
0
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>>54092673
>the kookabura is known for its piercing laugh - like call
My god, even the animals love shitposting and banter.
>>54094727
>>54094873
Kakapos are cute. CUTE!
>>54094813
>can see infrared and ultraviolet
>implying most birds can't
>Bird hates Australians so much it wants them dead
>Somehow suppose to reflect well on Australia
>>54094953
Serbia
> kek
These things are awesome. They can keep up with a car going 35mph and hunt lizards by spearing them with their beaks. When I was living in the southwest I got to see them at work hunting.
MEET MEET MOTHERFUCKER
>>54094517
Birds are scary
Based Australian birds coming through:
>Kookaburra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA0-YAoo9Q
>Magpie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0yK0E-yTGw
>Lyrebird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
>>54092939
>not even the best eagle, let alone bird
>The noble turkey is my states game bird
>Can only kill 2 a year in a season that lasts a few weeks in a tiny area
>Turkeys move to the cities because that's where we can't kill them
>Urban turkeys commit violent crime
Urban turkeys are actually a real problem. Turkey attacks are hilarious, like goose and swan attacks.
Other birds couldn't even try to be cooler than those
>>54095080
> his country has niggers and spics that want him dead...
Mfw
>>54093037 QT 3.14 we have them here v nice bird would cuddle/10
>>54094727
Also v nice/wallaby with wings /10
>>54095231
>can't defend his own country so attacks mine USA is truly blessed by gods
>>54095333
turkeys are actually pretty based
>>54095333
i harass them by whistling so they go KRUKRUKRU
hah, stupid birds
>>54095333
I hunt turkeys
I also have wild ones that show up in my back yard all the time
turkeys are cool
>>54095418
Did the bombing of Belgrade give you brain damage or something?
>>54095487
If only I could hunt Turks...
>>54093066
The North American relative
ENDANGERED!
>>54094813
>only eats little fish
Nigger, bald eagles will eat damn near anything they can get their claws on.
>>54096109
Love tawny frogmouths. They look like Muppets.
>>54095825
But can it kill a kangaroo and attack gliders?
>>54095710
Cardinals are fucking assholes
>>54096109
I have one that commonly visits my garden, such a based bird
>>54096519
Yes, Children's assholes
>>54096595
>bananahead
>>54093035
Nah man, they got taken off the endangered species list a couple years ago here. They're repopulating pretty well.
>>54095314
>>Lyrebird
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y [Embed]
amazing!!
>>54093071
They're actually assholes around other birds and their call is annoying as fuck
>>54096517
Depends on the size of the kangaroo.
>>54093071
Niggers of the avian kingdom. Always stealing other bird's food and squalking loudly.
I have these mad critters on my farm.
They nick anything blue to decorate their bower nests with- feathers, ring pulls, biro lids, disposable razors, ripped up plastic bags etc
>>54095710
These guys are cute as fuck. They mate for life and are always found living in male - female pairs. One year a pair 9f them rooted in a nest right outside my kitchen window. They'd snuggle together rhrough the winter and raised a couple of adorable babiesn in the spring.
Comfiest bird.
>>54095710
DAT BIRD
butcherbird
100% kawaii
>>54093278
good pick, iberian imperial eagle was my pick tho
>>54093948
>>54094028
so qt
>>54095262
i love this guy
>>54095354
>not posting harpy eagle
shig
>>54095771
RARE
>>54100087
i remember this one from bbc life
>>54092939
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po40UtlYskc
>>54100302
take your 9kg bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPkpZgypOw
State bird of Maryland
Muh state bird
>>54100371
Harpy Eagles are the fucking GOAT. Watch out Brazilian friend, they hunt monkeys so you'd better be careful.
>>54092673
When i was 9 there was one on my back fence and i threw a little rock at it and it hit it right in the chest and it didnt even move desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I5TPb1LCU
>tfw no cute Japanese parrot
>>54100592
I'm not a monkey, so I'm fine.
You're safe as well - Bald Eagles wouldn't lose time with burguers... or would they?
>>54100665
Can you see her everywhere in your country?
>>54100739
Do you mean the kookaburra or the cockatoo? Both are fairly common
>>54101111
Lobe these guys. My grandfather had a beach house on Cape Cod, and one summer we decided to put up a nesting platform near the dock. A family of these guys moved in and we got to watch the same pair of birds come back every year to raise a new batch of chick's in the fall. Beautiful creatures.
>>54101178
Cockatoo and kookaburas are both loud obnoxious birds who squawk loudly and look goofy.
Fokin hell Bruce even the animals in Australia are shitposters.
![endangerd-philippine-eagle-150819[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X9ApZpz.jpg "endangerd-philippine-eagle-150819[1].jpg")
There is a reason why monkeys are endangered here because these fuckers only eat monkeys.
Europe's swallows are black and white, American swallows are dark blue and orange.
>>54101383
Upclose their faces sort of look like Nicholas Cage.
>>54101378
I'd rather listen to them than this pathetic shit
>>54100362
These are kind of like birds, sort'a
A gift from Europe, where they are nearly extinct, to the US and Canada where they do very well for themselves.
They are a pretty shade of red...
>>54092673
>shitposting the bird
My state bird.
the goat
>>54101473
>>54101718
I see both of these guys on my backyard bird feeder in the spring and summer. They're do fun ti watch.
>>54100151
BEST STATE BIRD, BEST
>>54101999
>Shares state bird with pretty much every state
>effectively has no state bird
>>54101911
My dad has several feeders at his house. We have thistle feeders for the Goldfinches, they are adorable.
>>54101446
I see some similarities
>shittiest state bird ever
>like fucking flying rats
>the only reason they're the state bird is because they saved some pioneers by eating crickets
True story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_of_the_gulls
>>54100739
Yeah mate I have some that come to my balcony every day after work for some bread the cunts.
Kookaburras are everywhere also but just laugh at you. Have heard a few getting to know neighbours quite well but.
The best bird is proudly South American, the Hornero, the oven builder, enemy of jewish birds.
>>54102214
Goldfinch are great. We also get cedar wax wings, titmouses, chickadees, mourning doves, housfinches, the occasional downy woodpecker, and a lot more great birds here in MA.
>>54103071
>housfinches
You mean house sparrows? House finches are a west coast bird.
I'm also in MA, I get the same as you except more woodpeckers and no goldfinches. I also get robins, grackles, starlings (fuck'm), blue jays, cardinals, mockingbirds, crows, and nuthatches. I also occasionally see chipmunks at the feeder and hawks and hummingbirds around the yard.
square up cunt
>>54103244
I might be confusing them with purple finches.
>>54092878
apparently their eggs are blue, these birds are pure fucking magic
>>54093025
dogshit
>>54103490
>>54100371
this is our national bird and objectively the best eagle , they eat cute sloths for dinner
>>54103530
>>54103587
These are neat.
>>54103326
why /vp/?
>>54092673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4o6ObM2E5w
>>54103490
The common Robin in my area has beautiful blue eggs like these.
>>54103587
Harpy Eagles are incredible. Researchers that go near them have to wear riot armor aroubd their nests. When I visited Costa Rica I saw a sloth sitting in a tree. If you whistle at them, the lazy cunts get nervous and look up because they think it's a harpy coming to wreck their shit.
>>54093252
Ausfailia pls
State bird of Oklahoma....one of the few cool things about this place.
>>54101178
>>54102296
In Japan, they are sold at 3500 ~ 4500 USD.
Edgiest bird coming through.
The Vlad the Impaler of ornithology
Onagadori meaning "Long-tailed Chicken" is japanese endemic species.
>>54101793
I love these little guys. We have a fig tree in the backyard which my dad has been trying to get fruit off for years.
The minute a fig turns ripe, these guys turn up and eat it.
>>54104234
Japanese and Chinese waterfowl are some of the most aesthetically pleasing birds I've seen
CAW CAW
CRAW
le toucan has arrived.
Contributing sir
This is Jalak Bali
>>54092673
You have cassowaries, and you post this?
>>54104447
There are plenty of other birds in Australia which are far more terrifying than cassowaries.
>>54092673
>>54104482
Speaking about birds, I think Papuan jungle and Northern Australia has the most beautiful birds
>>54103991
These guys are too qt
>>54104489
we have even those
>>54092852
love those little guys
This fella here.
>>54104575
Adorable as fuck. I live in New England so we have a few similar species like that here. Hooded mergansers, wood ducks, and occasionally a migrating grebe or two.
>>54092724
it's just Australian
>>54092673
These bastards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5495DKEdmRE
Cekakak Belukar / White Throated Kingfisher
>>54100691
This is the comfiest thing I have seen in months
>>54093037
>>54095403
I took an accidental picture of one once
And this, Merak
>>54104851
wait hol up wrong bird
>>54092833
Well it IS Aussie
>>54104354
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yy4VJp7Ays
Could be worse.
>>54092673
Dat cook has a nasty laugh.
>>54093567
The cock robin is a harbinger of death in Celtic mythology. He visits a home when someone is checking out. We had one who made his presence known for months in my garden. My mum was dying. Even when she was moved to the hospice he still came to the house and balls out perching on the window looking in. She told me to feed him. When she passed he stopped calling. Never came back from that very day. Odd shit.
>>54095075
>My god, even the animals love shitposting and banter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA0-YAoo9Q
>>54105604
All I hear is "kuntkuntkuntkuntkunt..."
>>54093066
that's a neat looking cardinal
>>54093071
those things look good but they always bully smaller birds at my theater
>>54092878
Fuck right off.
Quetzales only live in Chiapas anyway, territory you greedy fucks stole from Guatewena
>>54106973
>theater
feeder*
Here's a few turkeys infected with the cordyceps fungus
Based Magpie-Jay
>>54099701
fuck, my highschool mascot was a bluejay, now I can't not think of them as the West Platte niggerbirds
>>54107132
yikes
>>54105111
looks like a toy
>>54093071
>>54106973
>>54107242
I had to take down my bird feeder because once a flock of Bluejays moved in closeby, they kept harassing and injuring all the smaller cute birds so they could be the only ones with access to the feeder. They're corvids like crows and ravens so they're smart as fuck, working in teams of 3, shifting between eating and dual lookout duty.
Should be called Niggjays. Fuck em.
I'm so bumping this motherfucking thread
>>54092673
Those cunts steal my pork chops on my bbq grills. Fucking BIRDS
Pyrrhula pyrrhula
Rather common in our forests.
they're everywhere
>>54093025
We could ask the same.
>>54103991
these thing are fucking everywhere at my place
![ijsvogel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LMy3jhz.jpg "ijsvogel[1].jpg")
>>54093037
His friend
name one other bird that has a giggle at your expense
>>54104360
literally a jew
So is this why Netherlands flag was orignally blue orange white?
cheeky little shits
>>54094062
Does anyone else besides America use those for lawn decoration?
i don't even
>>54107045
we have quetzals afaik they exist through all of central america
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resplendent_quetzal
we dont have quetzal mythology though
>>54092781
I like the red one better
I see these all the time in the forest.
>>54100739
Tiels are qter
>>54093252
that dank memebird is ours btw, even our birds looks like burqa nigger
>>54100739
Almost every day.
>>54093640
rats of the sky my dad calls them
>>54121029
doubt it. Americans are dumb
