https://youtu.be/rVq0ONrSH-Q?t=52 To all the girls I've loved before edition
cara
>Patrician tier
Kendall Jenner
>Great tier
Kylie Jenner
>Good tier
Khloe Kardashian
>Plebian tier
Kim Kardashian
>Literally kill it with fire tier
Caitlin Jenner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU
pakis are ugly
maisie
https://clyp.it/ovlterxp
Did an improved bassline
beth
making an arrangement
>parents have the flu
weak cunts
>>54087231
kendall is the only one thats even attractive lol
http://strawpoll.me/6631510
http://strawpoll.me/6631510
http://strawpoll.me/6631510
http://strawpoll.me/6631510
http://strawpoll.me/6631510
halo
crayon pop
If she's already been passed around like a zoot then, I ain't feeling the roach
>>54087210
But why would they appeal to young women more than young men? Even if only slightly.
first for are lad zomby
>>54087247
not clicking that virus
>>54083291
NEW
>>54087205
>that right arm
>>54087215
dlete this
>>54087336
>>54087336
JME is reddit
>>54087344
>>54087196
both my threads 2bh lmao
PAKIS GET OUT
Ah, just the man I've been waiting for. Have you got the... right, excellent...
Hmmm yep. Good. Good.
Well gentlemen. Numbers are in from downstairs and I'm sure you can already tell from the look on my face that they're good. The boys in white have run and re-run the tests, and the lights are on across the board. Kyary is still the number one cutest waifu in /brit/.
Now, some of the annealing figures are only preliminary but at the tolerances we're talking about we might as well not even be running them. Vincent in R&D tells me I'm safe to go ahead and announce it to the board already, and as I'm sure you're well aware that is VERY unlike him.
The Koreans? You weren't worried about the Koreans were you Charles? Hahaha you need to lighten up man! No, the Koreans didn't even make a dent. I know you were all a little antsy when the Crayon Pop posting started ramping up, but I had a sub-team run their stats as if they were our own. Oh, and, word of warning gentlemen: This wasn't all 'above-board', so to speak. As far as the Koreans know, we don't have these numbers.
Anyway, I will admit: The results ARE good. Nobody's denying that they do some impressive work when they're not picking bits of Fido out of their teeth. However, those of you among us who've been putting in double-hours these past few weeks know all too well that 'impressive' work doesn't cut it here. 'Impressive' is but a distant memory.
You've really done yourself proud boys. I'm not saying it's going to be smooth sailing forever, but for the moment I think we all deserve a holiday.
*The gathered men cheer in unison*
Now, who wants to look at the figures for Charli and Marina?...HAHAHAHAHA
*The room explodes into raucous laughter*
>>54087360
stress is a cunt 2bh
>>54087360
is she a junkie
>"competitive" halo
>>54087292
it was supposed to be a joke la
dont bully me for being unfunny :x
going to roll a spliff
>>54087388
why is the pitch exploding
>>54087425
Don't apologise for someone who can't understand sarcasm lad. He's just a dim cunt xx
>>54087308
Burial is a one-trick pony
Massive Attack is proto-reddit in audio format
Thom Yorke can do one as far as I'm concerned (Note: In Rainbows is the best Radiohead album and I will kidney-punch anyone who says otherwise)
Four Tet has more variety and is an excellent selector in DJ sets.
How do i get a gf like beth?
>>54087404
BENDER
>>54087420
baka
was a bit liker :( before
now i'ma bit more like :)
>>54087465
CGI special effects m7
cold out still
>>54087530
good
>>54087484
Ask them.
90%+ of tfw no gf's (including me) never go out and try to make it happen.
>>54087484
email her (haha)
>>54087465
muslims
>>54087238
the britain first lady looks like such a typical slag
would fug and not tell the lads
falco
how desperate am i that i would gladly shag a fat paki slag with no johnny?
>>54087370
he is a literal redditor lmao
https://twitter.com/JmeBBK/status/668214253195800576?s=09
>britcucks
Youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU
>>54087563
>Gerry Adams TD
I'd play that
>>54087570
yes?
>>54087545
British weather
>>54087563
Lad on the right looks a bit like Kev there
>>54087585
not as bad as me
>>54087369
That's wasteman behaviour tbqhwy
>>54087563
>would fug and not tell the lads
Don't lie you'd tell.
>Four Tet has more variety and is an excellent selector in DJ sets.
>>54087602
>paddys in charge of copying and pasting a link
Might become a priest desu lads
Seems like they're in demand
>>54087563
Pretty sure she did some modelling or something. Top choice as a political spokesman desu
i hate people whose birthdays aren't in the first half of the year
eating some broccoli. good source of fibre you know.
big willie straight out of philly
>>54087612
Went up to the coast today, froze my bloody nips off
post britains fittest politician
>>54087676
no its not
>>54087602
Chimp V. Chimp action.
Lovin it.
>>54087658
nonce
>>54087672
may master race
>>54087602
Are lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzRliBASdCc
>>54087658
you'll have an endless supply of wee lads to bum
>>54087658
>cucktianity
>in demand
lel
just ate oriental chicken wings and chips and now im about to eat a kinder bueno
white edition
might eat a kitkat later too (4 bars edition not 2)
>>54087687
Dianne Abbot
>>54087563
They can go fuck themselves, British thuggish cunts bet the one on Tue left loves the BBC fucking anti Irish burly British bastards dole scrounging waste
>>54087657
Nothing wrong with the link tbqh.
>>54087418
Oestrogen injections. He's almost finished transitioning
>>54087745
nom nom nom
>>54087715
may is pretty good but january and february are the master months
march can go fuck itself
>>54087735
rasheed
remember that song "living the vida loca" by Ricky Martin? Absolute belter that was
>phone in my hand
>mate starts ringing me
>cant be arsed to go out
>wait for the call to disappear and resume
>>54087710
each 3 oz serving has 10% of the daily recommended value. also a good source of vitamins a and c.
>>54087687
Zac Goldsmith. Part of the Rothschilds though
>>54087793
I do
How many Nectar Points do you have lads?
>>54087687
FUCKING MADMAN LADS
https://www.fb.com/onthetools/videos/1682527855366427/
>>54087812
i eat a lot of avocado. are they good?
Just got here from Reddit, give me the lowdown on the hottest /brit/ memes
>>54087602
Is this what happens when a country has noguns?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbvgvlMRUI
>>54087793
Remember it quite well
Remember the song Mambo No. 5?
>>54087793
Remember taping it onto a cassette after waiting for ages for it to come on the radio again
>>54087812
>oz
FOY
>>54087785
June-July best time in the northern hemisphere imo
>>54087815
he looks odd as fuck in that picture
It appears Hitler didn't need to win for England to become a version of Nazi Germany. What the hell is happening to the UK?? ashamed of this country is a understatement.
>>54087748
>>54087815
>>54087852
step it up lids
>>54087585
Extremely desperate
I would literally, unironically rather die a virgin than have sex with a paki.
>>54087751
>Hadn't heard about them doing anything in Norn Iron
>Googled it
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain_First#Northern_Ireland_offshoot
>It's about fucking flegs
Every time baka
>>54087862
This is a classic, it's le walking towards camera man!
>>54087862
I can just TELL this post was made by an unironic reddit flag user
FUCK OFF YOU PSUESO TRIP FAGGING ATTENTION SEEKING CUNTS
>>54087852
brilliant filename
>>54087950
Flags eh? I'llcheck it out.
>>54087937
I'm going to be enjoying this one for years to come.
>>54087922
She looks like a pornstar desu
Started saving so much money since I switched to bits of the animal people don't want to eat lads.
I'm buying whole ox hearts from the butchers for a quid.
>>54087852
>>54087967
reminder that biggie smalls is infact not dead and played the role of duke in tracey beaker
>>54087867
>that intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwxuzumECkA
Thought it was Saturday baka
>tfw a girl whispered in my ear "i want you to fuck me"
i thought she was cute, wtf. it ruined my perception of her but she's just another slag
>>54087815
>Part of the Rothschilds
AH YES THE ROTHSCHILDS
>>54087735
hey, i'd just like to point out that you called me a samefag when i made a couple of posts about the parallels between 4chan and pakistan yesterday, and you were completely right
however, i was not attempting to disguise the fact that i was samefagging, and my second post was more of a self-congratulatory afterthought, and i'm not ashamed to admit that
>>54088004
shes a fetish model and was campaigning for the pirate party in 2014 :^)
>>54087687
Love Stella, even if she is a lefty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csCqPYea-aI
3:30
>>54087856
L A D
Anyone got the cartoon of the fags attacking a christian with fag books?
Lads if someone screenshoted this post and put it on /r/4chan how much karma would they get?
>>54088010
How did you work out what to ask for?
>Excuse me Mr Butcher, what's the cheapest meat per calorie here?
LAST EBIN POLLSTER ENDORSED POLL OF THE NIGHT HAHA
http://strawpoll.me/6631767
http://strawpoll.me/6631767
trap line pop arff
>>54088010
Bought some liver once from tesco for pennies as it was going out of date. It was horrible lel.
>>54088109
Matches come in books, fags come in bumholes.
>>54088109
a cigarette is not capable of attacking anyone
FOY
>>54087687
HIGH TEST
>>54088109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlctC0iIzeQ
>>54088157
would nurse on those chebs for days tbqh
How old is too old for an 18 year old?
>>54088154
Ha ha, the ol' reddit switcheroo. Hubba hubba.
>>54088125
funny boy haha
LADS HOW DO I STOP WATCHING PORN?
>>54088203
She give me something no something
>>54088171
i opened this in another tab and thought it was someone doing a good lemongrab impression
>>54088157
>tfw no big gf to cuddle you and make you feel safe in her bosom
Mate's sister is quite fit
>>54087408
>Wrote a very long and autistic post
good lord you werent joking were you
>>54088199
Well met x
>>54088025
>>54088248
steel and copper
>>54088241
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Janny you absolute cretinous melt, I'll deck you
>>54088192
19. Once you are 19, you can no longer be 18.
Optic are out of the cup already cos one of them is being hit offline
D-DOSS'ING CUNTS
>>54088255
Who dares, wins.
>>54088146
Liver's fucking delicious you little bacterium
Unless it had actually gone off
>>54088249
kek
>>54088115
He had one out one day and I inquired what the hell it was. Usually he can't shift many but I go in for 1 a week now.
>>54088322
Oh dear, oh dear.
>>54088322
I am supposed to know who they are
Also can't stand online personalities
lass from 6th form posted this #
https://www.youtube.com/c/EleanorKayRobertson-Fit
>wait a minute lads
>must update the good lads over at /brit/ of the latest e-''''sports'''' happenings
>they love it (haha)
>>54088052
let it go lad
>>54088370
quite gutted for them 2bh
beard's a great guy
>>54088381
THEY'RE NOT ONLINE PERSONALITIES
THEY ARE PRO GAMERS, RETARD
GAWD
>>54088368
how does it taste?
>>54087793
>Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
Stopped listening there.
>>54087602
[Embed]
Goodnight, /brit/
diamonds like the sun
lads
she has a bf
why don't you have anyone that loves you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e99aCdtpwU
>>54088452
night x
>why of course I follow e-sports. it's no different from "traditional" sports, in fact it's superior in that it requires an actual intellectual effort; anyone can chase a ball around, only those with real intelligence are able to succeed on the battlefield of the computer monitor
CAN YOU TELL FROM THE LOOK IN OUR EYES? WE'RE GOING NOWHERE
this song always makes me think about my ex and have a cry
>>54088425
>>54088322
fuck off rafi no one gives a toss about gaylo
>>54088474
i think she would be good suited with thin head
someone post the picture of thin head please
>>54088392
>tfw no muscle gf to powerbottom and sometimes domestically abuse me
>>54088410
yeah well by the time i got back to my computer the thread was already dead and i couldn't respond to you sooooo...
The custodian is displeased with this current predicament
I just got some free Yo Sushi. I gave it to a homeless guy, who asked me if I had any soy sauce. He wasn't even joking.
Sick of matching with fat ones on tinder
>so it says here that you are a "professional" halo player
>>54088431
Like very low grade beef.
I only use it for chinese food or slowcooker stews.
might wank tonight
juno temple has nice boobies
did you know?
mate just phoned me again
decided to answer this time
going out to put halfs towards some ganja
>>54087563
story behind this?
>>54088241
>Will-power
>get child-lock software and scramble the password
>Delete System32
>Lobby parliament & the US senate to flip the internet kill-switch (incidentally destroying the global economy)
>Hire a biology, medicine or pharma undergrad to use pavlovian conditioning to make you dislike porn
>Realise what year it is (it's 2016) and understand the extent to which porn is exploitative, racist, sexist, ableist etc. etc. and change your ways. Also vote Green 2020.
>Keep doing it and go blind as a result.
>Ask a friendly Salafi cleric to chop your hands off.
>>54088565
>give something to a homeless guy
>not grateful ever
Never fall for that dog meme either.
CAM AHN MOAR ENAGEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdMjRHRLfg
>>54088565
I once bought a sausage bean and cheese melt for a tramp
he said "I prefer the cheese and onion slice"
called him a cunt and munched it
>Just got banned from /mu/ for a post I made 7 hours ago.
Do jannies really have nothing better to do than scour the archives?
could do with a french gf
AY WAITAMINNIT HEAH
YOU SAYIN
*breathes heavily*
YOU SAYIN SHE SOME FINNA
*drowns ice cream in chocolate sauce*
DAT SHE
*cheats on wife*
SHE WUZ
*reheats leftovers*
A BYOODIFUL CREATUH
*murders best friend*
YOU SAYIN SHE
*lies to therapist*
KUHRISTUFUH
*chokes on gabagool*
YOU SAYIN
*neglects children*
YOU SAYIN SHE WUZ
*doesn't die in the finale*
A FAWKIN HORSE?
>>54088392
>omg I'm such a gym girl fitness luvr xxx
Cant stand these crazy bitches
>>54088527
prefer raf
>>54088590
...'when can you start?'
>>54088565
Before I give money/anything to a homeless person I always observe them for a bit and analyse their face
You can tell straight away if they're a crackhead idiot who deserves to be homeless or is genuinely in need
Roma scum can fuck off
guys I met a girl in L O N D O N on friday and she's in my city tomorrow. should I ask her out for a drink?
>>54088565
fucking lel
>Homeless people have to eat sushi without soy sauce
Cameron's Britain all over.
>>54088665
it's queued silly
>>54088565
Homeless guy asked me for some money so I brought out my wallet and when he saw that there was a £20 he said "Could you give us the 20 quid m8?"
could do with any gf
>>54088540
let it go
LET IT GOOOOO
need load of hot white cum down my throat x
>>54088665
yeah i hate it when i make a tfw no gf thread and it doesn't get deleted until it's like on page 9
>>54088635
two people who don't like gerry adams very much took a picture outside his constituency office with their thumbs down to show that they don't like him very much
>Before I give money/anything to a homeless person I always observe them for a bit and analyse their face
>You can tell straight away if they're a crackhead idiot who deserves to be homeless or is genuinely in need
>Roma scum can fuck off
>>54088752
iktfb
>>54088565
>>54088693
Don't give anything to them, most of them are druggies.
>>54088752
d-does it come in other colours?
Had an interview with an arrogant student
When I asked him about his hobbies and interests he unironcally looked me in the eyes and said "videogames"
Needless to say I showed him the door
when was the last time it properly snowed here? can't recall
>>54088771
somerset
>>54088767
>giving money to beggars
haram
>>54088655
Arnold is a steroid abusing, hippy weed-smoking, homosexual race traitor.
>>54088802
A few days ago.
>>54088783
I can make it come out green.
#bluejam #sickreferencebrah
>>54088802
like 5 days ago
>>54088790
>giving arrogant students interviews
>not just throwing their CV straight into the rubbish
>>54088802
fucking pakis bringing their third world weather with them
>>54088565
gave left over lunch (sandwiches in a plastic bag) once and get thanked my even a week later 2bh
>>54088677
Stop copying posts from /tv/
>>54088802
snowed when i was there in january '09, doubt that was the last time though
>>54088842
>>54088836
doesn't count it wasn't nationwide
>>54088802
Like a fucking week ago.
>>54088870
it was snowing in London mate
Just finished trimming my pube hair and I snipped my sack. It's bleeding now. Will I be ok?
>>54088845
>straight into the
!!
> rubbish
phew
>>54088870
>tfw we haven't had a single drop of rain
>>54088677
SHE WAS A HOO'AH
>>54088891
plaster it and stop the bleeding. you'll be reyt
>>54088802
Two years ago here in Kent.
>>54088870
>wants the same climate everywhere
mad man
>>54088891
No.
>>54088677
THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME
how do you lads handle being excessively hairy?
>>54088889
>london = nationwide
Fantasising wildly over a girl in Florida I'll probably never meet lads.
>>54088891
pull it open and take a pic of your ball
>>54089019
>areas outside of london
>mattering
>>54089014
I would imagine shaving might help.
>>54089014
shave/trim :)
I'm a hiring manager for a FTSE100 firm. To sort CVs we check if they are or ever have attended a university, if yes, we red-stamp it with 'ARROGANT' and funnel it into an incinerator. We send the ashes back to them via post.
doing my best
>>54089019
only place that matters :^)
>>54089014
Most people would just shave
>>54089014
i don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU
Why don't you nuke Luton?
>>54089072
Smooth.
The wageslaving ride never ends...
>>54088891
depends if it's extremely painful
>>54089043
>>54089074
Can't really shave your arms or legs without people thinking you're a fucking puff
>>54089072
FONT
Just finished Connery bond movies all and OHMSS.
Goldfinger > From Russia With Love > On Her Majesty : Diamonds Are Forever > Thunderball > You Only Live Twice
>>54089072
DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES
CUSTODIAN
GIVE ME MY SWEET RELEASE
>>54089072
>Yeah don't worry about it x
She's not on the pill.
>>54089122
*poof
>>54089072
How old are they
>>54089122
*poof
Stick it to the man, don't let society tell you what to do.
Trying to learn Icelandic desu lads
>>54089176
just talk to her ffs
>>54089176
CCPlease
>>54089107
when i saw that piece i was thinking i'd have picked 4
then old darren would have been properly fucked hahaha
>>54089162
>>54089175
thanks lads
i guess it would be better than looking like some kind of paki barbarian
