eternal beth edition
You like movies, anon?
why don't I have a girlfriend
You'd think by now one would have materialised
crayon pop
ABSOLUTE
>>54084815
FALCO
>Kind regards
>Falco
AYOO FALCO
What's this Beth thing lads
Just got in
Has she been doxxed?
bit early init
are we ignoring hot pocket man now
AMADEUS AMADEUS
chebs
>Hello,
>I saw your singing video and l loved your voice, where did you learn to sing? Heaven? (haha)
>I'd really appreciate it if we get to know each other more, would you please supply me with your phone number? Bet you get asked that all the time. (haha)
>Anyway great to see your pictures.
>Kind regards,
>Falco
>ps: I attached my favourite photo of you
THAT AIN'T FALCO
Poll 2: Electric Boogaloo
http://strawpoll.me/6631174
lads I think we should leave Falco alone now
millennium falco
>Back to uni tomorrow where I'll spend all day with a qt that likes me
>Broke out today like a 12 year old boy hitting puberty
Any of you lads got a length of rope I could get a lend of?
Thinking of becoming a sugar daddy, how old is too old to bang an 18 year old?
>>54084916
fuck off falco
rate it
>6000 nectar points
life is good
>>54084805
have you tried the "just be yourself" technique
Remind me why one day of heavy snowfall in the USA is news worthy of headlines in the UK?
>platinum hard mode: do not use the word "cuck"
>>54084919
tell me more about the qt lad
rock me amadeus falco wahey
>Kind regards,
>Falcon Hoof
>trying to force a meme
you're all wank
>falco
>white
hahaha lads remember the >white meme? man that's some vintage /int/ right there or should i say v/int/age? hahahaha
>>54084952
She's cute and racist.
>>54084936
falco/10
>>54084913
shy scouser with wafuism obsession
>20xx
>20xx
>20xx
>etc.
>>54084919
qts never work out la
>>54084978
how do you know she likes you lad
>>54084929
>Falco
did i miss another meme? was it as good as Mark, the tuba enthusiast banker?
>>54084942
roo
>>54084214
Oh, now it makes sense why she's back.
I dunno. Now that you already had your break-up and seemed to get over her I don't think it's worth it to get dragged back into it.
>>54084881
One of the GOAT Austrian tunes.
>>54084885
VERY nice
what sort of name is falco anyway
daily reminder youd have to look like this guy to get beth
(haha)
>>54084913
Electric Boogaloo mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alyhyzcJfEs
choon
>>54085024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
you missed this absolute bangre
>>54085016
She asked me out.
>>54085038
probably not a real one
>>54085038
spanish
someone just killed the group chat ffs
>>54085038
a name like storm
>>54085014
lmao this fkin looser kek
>>Hello,
>>I saw your singing video and I loved your voice, where did you learn to sing? Heaven? (haha)
>>I'd really appreciate it if we get to know each other more, would you please supply me with your phone number? Bet you get asked that all the time. (haha)
>>Anyway great to see your pictures.
>>Kind regards,
>>Falco
>>ps: I attached my favourite photo of you
>>54084936
>shit
>shit
>convoluted shit
>bollocks
>shit
>wank
>shit
>shit
>shite
>shit
>shit
>mega shit
>fuck you
>not seen
>shit
>shit
>good
>oscar bait: the definitive edition
>meh
>shit
>>54085050
damn
best give your face a bit of a scrub then eh
>>54085039
>into gingers
is she crazy
>>54084976
It's not people trying to force a meme. It's just plebs desperate to be a part of something.
>oh wow Falco this lad ""accidentally"" left his name visible haha
>oh haha he's gonna get doxxed haha like that Tom guy haha like that Reddit post I hear about sometimes
>haha simply epic
>tosting in an epic bread right now guys!
>Falco! Falco! Falco! haha oh wow this will go down in history
>can't believe I got to be a part of this historic moment that will forever be remembered in the collective memory of /brit/
Just newfags being new.
Assumed Falco was a fake name tbqh
>Kind Regards,
>Falco
>>>/sp/65148498
EVERYONE tell this yank to fuck off
>>54085089
hey i know a girl called storm
shes fuckin batshit
>>54085114
haha alri falco
>>54085096
Reckon it won't make a difference tbqh. Too late in the night for anything to change before morning.
>>54085114
Falco, fuck off.
>>54085114
>getting this mad
>>54085125
>>54085085
>using a nickname when messaging a girl
>>54085039
AYE SIMWAE
>>54084913
if you picked anything other than Tasha you're a cretin
>>>/sp/65148672
Everyone tell this limey to fuck off.
>>54085114
simmer down falco
Ben Dilks 2bh
>>54084913
DARREN
A
R
R
E
N
Imagine being so foolish to let /brit/ know your name based on a screenshot. What a fool!
>>54085197
>Wanting to get cancer from second hand smoking
>>>Hello,
>>>I saw your singing video and I loved your voice, where did you learn to sing? Heaven? (haha)
>>>I'd really appreciate it if we get to know each other more, would you please supply me with your phone number? Bet you get asked that all the time. (haha)
>>>Anyway great to see your pictures.
>>>Kind regards,
>>>Falco
>>>ps: I attached my favourite photo of you
>>54085114
True desu
A LOT of underage teeny boppers in these generals
Is saving water a meme?
You pay a fixed amount no matter how much you use.
They call me.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Falco.
/brit/ I have some harry potter related questions to ask.
1. have you ever wished or had a dream about receiving your invitation to hogwarts
2. are there really families as evil as the ones harry grew up with
3. how do you feel about harry potter marrying the irish girl instead of emma
>>54084977
poop all over my niggers man oh FUCK piss autism heh *tips fedora* heh thanks for the MEMEories *tips fedora* *bows*
>>54085248
the only think she'll be chain smoking is my fucking bonk mate
>>54085256
the environment m8
also some people have a thing that tracks water usage for their bills
>>54085178
The whole message was clearly a joke for the entertainment of /brit/ you abject dribbling runt. Putting your actual name on the drivel that was sent would be pointless. Never reply to me again.
fuck sake
>>54085114
>>54085125
Falco in damage control mode
(haha)
maisie
lads, is there a word for being deliberately confusing or quirky in an attempt to disguise a lack of substance or creativity?
if not, does that mean i get to invent the word?
>>54085256
http://www.unitedutilities.com/about-water-meters.aspx
every time this picture is posted its always some spastic retard asking a ridiculous question
>>54085244
>mfw Arrive at the interview for a front-office job at Goldman Sachs and nobody else has remembered to bring their Tuba
>>54085300
David here (or Dave for short)
>>54085290
Average English family is like the Dudleys.
>>54085256
it depends you can pay for how much you use
my nan does as she doesn't use much
that's usually the povvo option though
>>54085290
TAE PUMPKIN PASTAES PLEASE
>>54085309
What makes you think that she'll sleep with you? More likely you'll just hear a dozen lads a week coming in and boinking her
You're seeing beth soon?
Send my regards
>>54085337
Yeah, it's 'Reddit'.
It's a noun, verb and edjective desu.
>>54084913
>""""""""""room-mates""""""""""
i want impoverished plebeians to leave
>>54085337
>lads, is there a word for being deliberately confusing or quirky in an attempt to disguise a lack of substance or creativity?
Hipster?
Everyone on Tumblr?
>>54085290
yes
yes, it's called the north
she was objectively the best lass in the series
falcos on damage control lads
>>54085379
no, autism isn't deliberate
>>54085313
>the environment m8
Water is infinite
>>54085290
Legitimately had a dream that I got into hogwarts and had gone to diagon alley and bought my wand. Woke up and started scrabbling on my bedside table for my wand so I could make some sparks or something then suddenly realised it was a dream
Fucking gutted
>>54085325
clearly we need to be less aggressive
>>54085195
top slag lad
>>54085290
Yes
Yes
Who?
What should the subject of my next poll be?
>>54085388
I'll be hearing them because they'll be queuing up behind me geezer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctGCAMOWLK0
>tfw no more Falco
>>54085424
yeah but they have to treat it
>>54085405
>edjective
do you think there's a spell in the harry potter world that makes your willy really big x
>>54085447
Ron's sister. And ron married hermione.
irish people are so irresistible.
>>54085425
Same. Except in my dream I thought I had received a letter diagnosing me with autism and telling me I was eligible for autismbux for life. Woke up and couldn't believe it was all just a dream.
>Go eat Tea
>New meme about 'Falco'
For fucks sake lads. This is a full time job just to stay on top of my Meme game
>>54085410
>a slav
>talking about impoverished plebs
plankton.... drifting in a current.... A current that I control.
>>54085325
what annoys me the most is that isis could be wiped out in a matter of weeks if all the world leaders weren't being such pussies about it
if pakis made more of an effort to show their hate for isis they might actually be more likeable
but you just know there would have been so many scummy pakis sat in their living room watching their tvs going "haha funny as fuk bro all dose french priks getting blown up hahaa allah akhbar"
>>54085410
You need to be a literal billionaire to live alone in London. I'd be a king in Prague despite being a pauper here.
>>54085539
yes and then 100 other groups would take their place
i want to eat out a british lass
*skims all the pond scum ITT off the top of the water*
>>54085506
i bet metamorphmagi can do it at will
was she autistic
>>54085537
all we need is one whale to come along and we are all dead
>>54085595
post fanny
>>54085611
delete this
>>54085611
delet this
>>54085595
you dont eat out you say take for dinner
>>54084820
Well the snow hit the most important part of the most powerful empire of the year 2016 so its news-worthy. If there were papers in 1AD everyone would read about the weather in Rome too.
Plus the snow was pretty comfy too, around 25 inches near DC. I'm snowed in with my parents and cat on a comfy Sunday
evening
>>54085611
could literally walk and knock on her door and be back in the hour, but
*slips you a tenner to delete this*
>>54085559
Business idea: the government should give the Bank of England the responsibility to identify and make recommendation to prevent asset bubbles, most pertinently a recommendation on the number of houses that should be built next year to prevent a house price boom
>>54085620
I hope so
>>54085620
She was fit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_rl4ZGdy34
>a cucked white rapper talking about white privilege
don't listen to this lads it's painful
>>54085611
disappointed
thought she was middle class
>>54085534
keep it down m8 your roommate's asleep lol
>>54085611
Fuck off you absolute spastic
Wouldn't be surprised if Falco was Poleaboo
>>54085577
just nuke the middle east and genocide all muslims, problem solved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9tyEa6QWHY
>>54085611
alri Falco
>>54085611
>inb4 she gets sent a parcel bomb
>>54085712
it was deleted before 60 seconds after it was posted so it got jannied
posting personal information is a 7 day ban
enjoy
>>54085676
>She was fit
she looks like an arab
>>54085712
how was this found
i set a fb to see if i could tell from her pics
>>54085149
you're all yanks now
>>54085666
I like it, but how about this one?
Business Idea: Become chancellor of the exchequer and support policies that subsidise buying property; call the resulting bubble an 'economic recovery'
>>54085755
She is though, in a weird way.
>>54085620
schizotypal would be my guess
>>54085755
She did porn, right?
pls don't rape her
Poleaboo = Phishing guy = Falco?
>you will never fuck a woman and feel her pubes and yours rub together with every thrust
Serious question lads
I think the place of birth on my passport is wrong. I was born in England but it says I was born in Dublin. Is it at all possible to change what is stated as my place of birth on documents? Could there be consequences if I flag it up?
Not like anybody here is likely to know anything at all but still
Knew a lad called Falco at university. He was odd as well.
Fuck sake Falco, stop being such a faggot. She isn't even in Norn anymore.
>>54085794
FOY
>>54085814
they're pretty itchy, verging on painful 2bh
>>54085595
No you don't.
>>54085817
Are you sure you were born in England?
>>54085811
>Poleaboo = Phishing guy
yes
> = Falco?
unconfirmed rumors at this time
got to say lads, I reckon Harry Enfield and Chums is one of the comfiest programs going
falco is a chav name innit?
>>54085817
Are you sure you were born in England?
>>54085755
don't really know what an arab phenotype is but if you say so
>>54085795
alri george
>>54085817
Hello IRA
>>54085817
Found the IRA sleeper agent lads
>>54085817
you were quite possibly born yesterday the day that birth certificate was printed. how could you know better than than your parents
>>54085817
wheres your birth certificate lad
got a lot of sputum in my throat
>>54085864
>programs
FOY
>people think falco is his actual christian name
wind your neck in, it's obviously an internet alias
>>54085811
>Phishing guy
Wut?
>>54085817
Well yeah, if you provided false details on your passport application you'll have it taken away, and possibly be charged with document fraud
>>54085817
Why the fuck do you think that you weren't born in Dublin?
>>54085707
Calm down rasheed, we could simply just genocide all muslims without killing off Christians
>>54085924
Knew a lad called Falco at uni.
DEVILISH
>>54085611
Why does this house have gravel instead of a nice garden or grass? Is this a normal suburban Irish thing?
>>54085944
>we could simply just genocide all muslims
no you couldn't
VIAGRACIALIS
>>54085707
that's a bit redundant
>>54085924
Even funnier then.
Plus, people weren't saying it so that Tom would screencap it and put it on /r/4chan, it's because FALCO was clearly embarrassed as he deleted it, therefore repeating it made him feel more awkward
>>54085924
It's still a retarded name
@969
End your pathetic existence
>>54085969
>>54085969
Ask them to write (haha) on the box
>>54085924
versity. He was odd as well.
>>54085868
It is in Colombia
>>54085923
I don't think you understand how that works you fucking Czech cunt
program is the brit term
show is the Yank term
now fuck off
>>54084913
Just can't say no to that tasty curry.
>>54085944
i'm literally suggesting that muslim genocide would be a positive thing and you're calling me rasheed?
>>54085969
>12 quid for a pizza
haha you're pulling me leg mate
>>54085969
>No Olives
When it arrives, put it in the bin then climb on in there yourself.
>>54085977
because they're not arsed probably has a nice garden in the back
reminder that ribena aka poleaboo aka http://poleaboo.wordpress.com/ has tried and failed to phish his polish victims' facebook accounts and regularly posts here encouraging people to join ISIS and detailing his wishes to commit mass murder
Going to do my machine operation exam tomorrow. But right now I'm having a little read of the financial times
Kind regards,
Falco
>>54085969
haha nice one /b/rother
>>54085924
no, he's portuguese
>>54085763
http://whois.domaintools.com/alphabethblog.com
probably from here
>>54086033
*programme
>Yanks unironically call beers "suds" or "brewskis"
dear oh dear
>>54085977
>Irish
wew.
And sort of. In cramped part of the countries where there's only a driveway then it's normal to have gravel to park the cars on, but I haven't seen a place like that where the gravel isn't where the cars park
>>54086017
I just said ask for beth specifically
>>54086033
It's programme, yank
>>54085999
when you're trying to rid your house of cockroaches, you have to take care of all their nests otherwise they come straight back
>>54085924
>Able to choose any name at all that you can possibly imagine
>Falco
Fuck sake lad. There's no excusing this.
>>54086064
don't worry the detective knows all of this
you're all cunts lads
have got a cold and want to kill myself
>>54085969
did you say it was being paid in cash on delivery
>>54086134
Knew a lad etc.
>>54086098
>>54086122
oh do one lads
>>54086051
It's the address he posted it to you melt
But yeah, Domino's is a meme pizza that people buy for the brand
>>54086145
Yes :^)
>>54085936
I've had my passport since I was a child how would I get done for it lmao
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo.
(Yeah, Notorious B.I.G!)
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'.
(Yeah, Tupac Shakur!)
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
(What? Falco?)
What the fuck did Beth ever do to you? Fuck off back to /britfeel/ you utter scum
>>54086151
Sorry, Bubba.
Lads, this has genuinely been the most embarrassingly pathetic few hours of threads since people finally clocked on who Kev really was. Thought you lot were better than /b/ here.
this ent very epic
Can any of you guys recommend a movie for me and my wife's son to watch tonight?
>>54086142
Alright Falco
>>54085969
>phones dominos lisburn store
>hello yeah i just ordered the pizza legend under the name beth farelly
>i'd like to cancel my order please
>>54086096
>probably from [a place that doesn't give an address]
yes, ""probably""
>>54086105
what?
>>54086236
you need to have an account there
>>54086210
alri beth, nice proxy you tech savvy slag
>>54086043
>nuke christians hahaha die infidel pricks
t. rasheed
>>54086210
if you tell them you didn't order the pizza and don't want it they usually just give it you for free rather than wasting it anyway so she gets a free pizza
>>54086210
t. Falcberto Falcbossa
>>54086230
le white knight man
am I the only one that doesn't really care when someone else gets doxxed
just makes the thread too fast to post in tbH
>>54085611
>>54085969
absolutely ebin
>>54086224
>my wife's son
>>54086182
Just because you didn't get caught doesn't mean you didn't break the law.
Falsifying a passport is a max £5k fine or 6 months in prison.
cba to go back through the threads
what have you cunts done to qt beth
who the fuck is beth
>>54086264
are there really pay who pay to troll innocent little girls?
>>54086151
:^)
Who is Beth?
>>54086269
a few christians are acceptable collateral if it means eradicating the muslim majority, especially if said christians are shitskins
Really disappointed in all of you lads. This is like that time /lit/ drove a qt off the internet for no reason. It's very disappointing.
stop the fucking bullying now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Patrician tier
Kendall Jenner
>Great tier
Kylie Jenner
>Good tier
Khloe Kardashian
>Plebian tier
Kim Kardashian
>Literally kill it with fire tier
Caitlin Jenner
>>54086165
I know its about the address but you lads get ripped off for pizza
thats 15 real money to you
>>54086317
>>54086343
bad gyal who lyk di cuddle
>>54086280
That doesn't even make sense
i feel like this may have been my fault slightly
>tfw there are pay who pay
>>54086312
certain someone told everyone she was easily doxable, autists found her deets, autist sent an email asking her out, put a fake name and pretended to accidentally dox himself, retards wanking each other off, patrician reddit flag master race tutting from the sidelines
