>A July 1998 survey by Dagblaðið Vísir found that 54.4% of Icelanders surveyed claimed to believe in elves
>Building projects in Iceland are sometimes altered to prevent damaging the rocks where they are believed to live.[4][5][6][7][8] According to these Icelandic folk beliefs, one should never throw stones because of the possibility of hitting the huldu
>The Icelandic Elf School in Reykjavík organizes five-hour-long educational excursions for visitors
>In 2013, proposed road construction from the Álftanes peninsula to the Reykjavík suburb of Garðabær, undertaken by the Icelandic Road and Coastal Commission, was stopped because elf supporters and environmental groups protested, stating that the road
>In 1982, 150 Icelanders went to the NATO base in Keflavík to look for "elves who might be endangered by American Phantom jets and AWACS reconnaissance planes."
>In 2011, elves/huldufólk were believed by some to be responsible for an incident in Bolungarvík where rocks rained down on residential streets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulduf%C3%B3lk
YOU CANT. EVER. IN TEN THOUSAND YEARS. NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU COULD POSSIBLY TRY
EVEN THEN YOU STILL
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMRON
and?
Americans believe their country is white.
I believe in fairies and that there are multiple gods. Also,elves are just as real as Jesus.
1000 years of cousin marriage
>>54074376
>comparing hill faries to the lord and savior of the human race
Heretic
>>54073703
yep - und die Erde eine Scheibe
>>54074376
>>54074376
>elves are just as real as Jesus
>>54074376
>Jesus is a myth
>>54074376
>Le Īsa 'ibn Maryam wasn't a real person meme
>>54074623
>employment is a myth
I think its a nice cute belief, whats wrong with that?
>not believing in yourself
> 83% of Amerikeks don't believe in evolution
> 96% of Ameridumbs believe the earth is 300 years old
> 77% of Americans believe weight is generic and determined at birth
americans believe in leprechauns so piss off
The elf sex expert chick makes a lot more sense now.
Even in finland a lot of christians believe they've been visited by angels or some shit, I don't even want to see the stats for americans.
>>54073648
Plz no, not this retarded shit again.
>>54073648
American still believe in Christianity, it's worse.
what if elves really do exist and they're like 10x as powerful/intelligent as us and only the US gov + Iceland locals know about it?
Because if everyone knew then the elves could easily wipe us out as a form of a pre-emptive strike
>>54075878
t. Fedora edgemaster
>>54076052
t. televangelist John McGun
>>54075831
t. Legolas
topjej
good thing we czechs don't believe in anything
>>54074805
Severely underrated roach
>>54076403
t. edgy angsty teenage fedorabeard
>mfw Europeans religiously cucked by two middle eastern religions.
>>54073703
Which is easily disproven.
>>54073648
Proofs elves are not real?
>>54073648
I guess it get's boring in that island so they do that stuff
>>54073648
>Murikkkans in charge of beliefs.
It must be hell living without your own folklore.
>>54076614
Our folklore includes deporting mexicans and banning muslims
>>54076614
They have Mormons.
>>54074376
ur a real fairy too
>>54073648
Better to believe in elves than sharia law like the rest of Yurop. I see nothing wrong with this. It's kinda fun.
Elves exist you just need to eat mushrooms to see them
Not Tolkien elves but the folklore small faggot fairies
that's even worse actually
>>54076614
Don't things like Mothman or Jersey Devil count?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/icelandic-anti-incest-app-aims-to-stop-families-getting-too-close-8578404.html
>Icelandic 'anti-incest' app aims to stop families getting too close
>One of the country's most popular apps
>>54077258
Does that grow in Iceland?
>>54077258
Those are the wrong mushrooms if you want to see elves
>>54077786
Yes in some forests
>>54077788
You're right. These make you trip, the red ones just make things look smaller
Elves are great, especially when they're brown and slutty
>>54077610
Holy fucking shit thry are bigger cousin fuckers than our south
>>54075831
sup elf
[x] touch ears
I want to marry an Icelandic girl
>>54080303
not so fast shitskin
(or whatever you are)
Don't let Australia hear, or India will be off the hook.
>>54078305
fuck you know it's a low production value documentary when they couldn't figure out how to get an upper case Ó
>>54077874
Nice meme, Astur
>>54076614
Americans have folklore. They believe in things like "Freedom" and "the economy".
>>54083874
I'm from New England. Since its one of the oldest parts of the country, we actually have some pretty neat folklore. There's the headless horseman and Ikabod Krane, as well as the Salem witches which are based off of true events, and lots of tall tales about pioneers and folk heroes like Johnny Appleseed and Paul Bunyan the giant lumberjack. It's pretty comfy.
>>54076614
>Tfw New Jersey
>Tfw can't go a 10 feet without finding something that has some weird urban legend attached too it
>>54076614
Don't want to ruin the banter but American folklore is actually pretty neat.
>>54073648
>>A July 1998 survey by Dagblaðið Vísir found that 54.4% of Icelanders surveyed claimed to believe in elves
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-morford/37-percent-of-people-comp_b_2864142.html?fb_source=feed&ref=feed&refid=28&_ft_=qid.5855130715533939402:mf_story_key.1394158023605527143
>Six percent of Americans believe in unicorns.
>Thirty-six percent believe in UFOs.
Murica~
>Chemtrail
>Fluor
>Zone 51 / Roswell
>Inside job 9/11
>Moonhoax
>Creationism
Why are you even laughing, clapistan ?
37% of Americans kids testes from 2000 and 2015 are considerate mentally handicapped...
>Mostly niggers, but still...
>>54073648
And 1,6 billion "people" believe in a pedo with a flying horse who was awarded for his crimes by the devil
People believe in shit, and?
Of all the people to bait and shitpost about, you chose fucking iceland?? Might as well try to troll grass.
>>54084322
Here in connecticut we have the melon heads
A group of inbred people who have been inbreeding over years and live in the woods. They are extremely hostile to people are there were rumors of them attacking people/throwing rocks
>>54084997
Ufos are fucking real. Thsts not even something to lol at they are real as fuck
>>54085695
Fucking metal
>>54084997
UFO doesn't necessarily mean alien. Most people here acknowledge that they're just experimental government aircraft who's existence hasn't been made public yet. Not an unreasonable assumption. For years people in the southwest claimed to see a strange black angular bat - like plane over the deserts of AZ & NM. It turned out later to the B2 stealth bomber.
>>54076545
How's those Indian religions treating ya?
>>54085550
The two Icelandic posters have terminal autism
>>54085741
>>54085931
America in a nut shell.
>>54085741
Were you touched in a naughty place as a child?
>>54086048
>The two
>>54075939
It's more like Artemis Fowl except the main protagonist isn't Irish because let's be real, Irish are dumb.
>>54073648
>LOOOL 100% OF THEM BELIEVE IN FERRIES
>he said right after his weekly church meetup thing
>>54085941
Better than Christianity and islam
>>54087022
Funny, because Varg supports Islam, as he believes it will remove Christianity, meaning our (and your) entire 1000 year old culture and traditions.
>>54086876
Go pound off to your imaginary hill elves you inbred fuck
>>54089151
Go to your roof and wait some aliens.
>>54073648
i believe in the sídhe too
whats wrong with that
>>54087166
he hates islam and christianity
he supports paganism
same religious beliefs as me except norse not gaelic
>>54089419
You're not bullshitting anyone. You don't actually believe shit from pagan beliefs, you're just another neo-faith hipster
>americans
>83% unironically believe that the big G in the sky sent down his son Jingus to the middle east to teach people about humility then beamed him up after regenerating his body in a cave for 3 days
54% believing in some huldofolk in a mountain doesn't sound so bad
>>54076838
>>54076940
>>54077485
>>54083874
>>54084379
>>54084898
Well fug me, I stand erected.
Should have said USA folklore, not murikan folklore. America had a lot of folkshit. Had. Until the proto-burger devil came. ::DD:D
>>54089661
t. Fedora supreme gentleman enlightened by own intelligence edge-emperor 9001
>>54089937
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2013/01/14/169164840/losing-our-religion-the-growth-of-the-nones
"Even with these recent changes the American religious commitments are incredibly stronger than in most other advanced countries in the world," Putnam says. "The average American is slightly more religious than the average Iranian, so we are a very religious country even today."
t. Schlomo Dickclippicus Goldberger
>>54089916
most American cryptids were made up by burgers not natives muh wendigo and skinwalkers aside they didn't have too many interesting ideas
>>54090366
Jersey devil
>>54073648
And Americans believe in Freedom.
>>54073703
No. America is a melting pot.
If we really wanted to keep America white, we wouldn't have let all those german Huns in.
>>54091238
Some drunk redneck just catapulted a goat and thus the legend of jersey devil began.
>>54091585
Its not a goat you cuck
>>54091929
It's not a devil, you goat.
>>54077610
It has to do with the naming conventions. Last names aren't family names, they just say who your father is, so distant cousins would have no way of knowing if they hadn't been introduced.
>>54092283
its a meme lad
