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Its that time again lads
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Morning.
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:(
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>>54022181
helloings
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>>54022404
High Class Mexican i guess ?
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Is there a blank template of the bigger version, because mine ain't that good.
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>>54022684
Post tits.

Why do you have a German bf? Culture pals?
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>>54023250
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>>54023279
>Why do you have a German bf?
>german

he only works in Germany, he's a pole. And he's better than the argie guys I've met by far
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>>54023345
Thanks anon!
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>>54022213
Good morning.

Why do we already have 2 grills with boyfriends that live on the other side of the planet? What's wrong with you bitches?
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>>54023433
We're going to the same grad school senpai
>>54023403
No problem, here's a smaller one too if you want that.
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>>54023374
Have you actually met him? Was he vacationing on the Tiera del Fuego or did you meet him on culture pals and have never actually had sex with him? What if he ends up being a total drag in bed?
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>>54023250
How could your great-great-grand-fathers fight in Napoleonic Wars, they had babies at fucking 60 ?
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>>54023494
People don't stop fucking during war time. Also my parents had me at 40 and so did their parents before them. You'd be surprised how long people love and how far back a tree can go with only 3-4 generations.
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>>54023374
OK che
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>>54023433
>What's wrong with you bitches?

better ask what's wrong with our national guys that we have to get foreigner bfs

>>54023488
we meet in kike book and no, never meet him irl because of his job

>What if he ends up being a total drag in bed?
I'm not demanding at all in that aspect, and he's not a brit or a german, so he will do it well.
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>>54023715
Look che there's gotta be a guy closer to you. You have a whole country you're living in. I'd bet many shekels that there's someone closer to you who is a based guy who can make you cum buckets.

But if you're happy and see this thing going the distance power to you.
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>>54023474
>grad school

I have always loved smart women who don't end up NEETs. Power to you good job. Hope things work out.
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>>54023923
>someone closer to you who is a based guy who can make you cum buckets.

there are many of them, but saddly, sex is a very secondary thing for me, so I can wait for a non superficial guy 2bh
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meh
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Too much Irish for my liking
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>>54024079
You still might randomly meet a guy who you wanna fuck, secondary or not. We're all humans afterall. >>54024131
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>>54024617
Didn't mean to quote the Italian.

Hello Italian.
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>>54023216
Yeah but it's fairly recent that my family is pretty well-off. My ancestors that came here from Spain didn't have a lot of money.
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>>54024617
>You still might randomly meet a guy who you wanna fuck,

I don't want to fuck anybody but my bf, and if I don't have bf, then I don't want to fuck anybody.
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>>54024723
You're a rare breed. Good for you t.bh fa.m. Don't feel guilty if you meet a nice che close to you if too much time goes by che.
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>>54023494
Its all fucked up, I kept skipping generations because the template was too small. Im remaking it now
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>>54024192
>Messianic Judaism

Gosh I sure don't like those.
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>>54024884
Oh I tried several times to get a che, the problem is that they only wants to fuck, and that's not what I'm looking for :(
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>>54024131
Any veterans in your family? What side of the civil war did they support?
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>>54024971
If they ONLY want to fuck then yeah that's bad. Che from overseas wants to fuck you too but he's willing to wait. Every che is always going to want to fugg so you might as well get used to that. It's the che who wants to keep hanging out with you afterwards that's important. And unfortunately you have to fugg a few ches until you find that one. But you may find a che who is willing to get to know you first.
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>>54024947
>Gosh I sure don't like those
Always grosses me out thinking about it desu.
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>>54022181
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Could I pass for a local in your country?
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>>54025507
If you where in London.
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>>54025544
Are you saying I look middle eastern?

Believe it or not I'm not.
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>>54025651
Mexican?
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>>54025707
Serbian and Greek.
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>>54024617
If she loves her bf she would just fuck a random person. Not everyone follows that logic.
>>54024045
Thanks, I hope so too. But both of us are willing to make it work, so it'll work.
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>>54025748
I am not very good at this then.
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OP Here
Posting my tree for shits and giggles
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>>54028463
Wow. Nice.
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>>54028463
I'm sorry.
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>>54028463
Wow, very diverse.
What flag is that for your maternal granddad?
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>>54028601
Shut up cocksucker, he has an infinitely cooler heritage than you.
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>>54022684
I have been waiting for ever to contact you, I thought you were hurt or something
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>>54028662
Imperial Japanese Flag from WW2. Forget to mention that the guy was REALLY nationalist, which is another reason I put it there,

Strange, considering he fucked a Chinese cleaning lady
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>>54028662
Found it. In case anyone else was wondering, it's Eritrea
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>>54029025
Shit, I thought you meant Paternal.
Just one letter off though. I have some crazy stories about him if anyone wants to hear.
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>>54022684
i noticed some hate in the later comments, i say it isn't a big deal. if he makes you happy than so be it, just enjoy it while we are still alive
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>>54029013
>>54029013
>Strange, considering he fucked a Chinese cleaning lady
Kek.
I might have asked you about the wrong side of your family but I found out.
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>>54028844
thanks, but I'm ok, I always am

>>54029220
np
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>>54029193
Yea, sure hit me.
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Here's mine.
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>>54029287
Is it alright if we talk a final time? I just want to say a few things and that will be it
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>>54022404
How did your mother end up with brown eyes when her mother and father had green and blue?
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>>54029626
Why do you put a big Corsican flag in the empty rectangle and just a little french flag at the top right hand corner?
It should be the opposite, Corsica is not a country you know.
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>>54029623
I don't know. Her family has eyes all across the spectrum. My grandfather didn't have blue eyes his whole life, though, they turned blue as he got older but they were originally a green-gray.
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why dont i just move to ireland, my senpai on both sides are potato famines and it has higher wages than Canada
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>>54029309
Oh boy...
>Be 8
>At my Grandparents house
>It's the middle of summer and it's really hot
>Decide to go to the shop for an ice lolly
>Grandnan can't be assed to go with me
>Granddad says he'll take me
>Step outside
>Realise he's carrying his sword again
>Think nothing of it
>Near the store
>A policeman is there
>Stops my granddad
>"Oi u cant carry 'round swords like that in public!"
>Granddad's social situation English is really shit.
>"I...am defend...homes" he says quietly
>Granddad was in constant danger when he was in Eritrea, never really got out of that sense of danger
>Decide to lie my way out of the situation
>"It's part of his costume! He's a knight! We're going to go to the costume shop to get the rest of it!"
>Policeman even less convinced
>Eventually force Granddad to go to costume shop that was about half a mile away, blow £30 on a shit knight costume.
>Policeman becomes angry at my Granddad
>Screaming "U FUCKING NIGGER"
>Granddad gets out sword
>Starts swinging for him
>Policeman takes out baton
>They fight
>Granddad cut policemans check
>Policeman hits Granddad
>Tell Granddad to run for it
>He's actually quite mobile for his age
>Flee copper
>Left knight stuff dumped on the road
>Get home
>Pretty sure what they both did was illegal
>Never got my ice lolly
Granddad gave me his sword when I was 15. It currently hangs on the wall of my room.
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Not much to say other than that i look closer to this guy:>>54025507 than my fellow Norwegians.
Genetics are weird.
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>>54022181
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>>54030473
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>>54030473
W-what website or thing is this? Looks cool.
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>>54031093
23andme
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xD
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