Perfidious edition
crayon pop
Karen Kujou
>>54019052
I like it when their beg for their lives.
Two police commissioners have said they no longer expect officers to chase people growing cannabis for personal use.
Alan Charles, the police and crime commissioner for Derbyshire, and Ron Hogg, his counterpart in Durham, have said their forces have more important priorities than investigating small-scale growers.
A third commissioner, Martyn Underhill of Dorset, has expressed support for Hogg’s stance, which was widely reported. He said he was taking the issue of cannabis laws up with local MPs and police.
Comrades, you will probably like it
>>54019350
youre made of glass
i could break you with my hands
*cums a huge load into my hand*
*pats you and rubs you on the back*
>Haha alright mate! Fancy seeing you here! Oi, give me a bell some time, yeah?
*gives you a playful smack around the chops, winks and walks off*
>>54019339
Azusa Nakano
>>>pol/61805921
Yorkshire über alles, über alles in t'world.
>crayon pop
first for breaking up with psychotic gf
2016 begins NOW
need to start doing some raping as revenge for women rejecting me my whole life. i can rape every woman but if i rape enough i can create a climate of fear and psychologically terrorise a large number of women until i'm caught
dont get me started on the footballers wages
>remain forever loyal to the British crown
>Defend the equilibrium of Europe for hundreds of years
>get called perfidious by power hungry traitors who ousted or murdered their kings
Makes me lol every time
>>54019405
>Yorkshire
>über alles
pick one
very cold
>>54019339
>>54019415
seriously though what the fuck is "crayon pop"
can the world even get any gayer?
How do MPs benefit from keeping Cannabis illegal, it's not like we're in the US and it provides a steady stream of profit for private prisons or anything; it makes no sense
tights lads
>>54019464
too many christfags in parliament
>>54019414
dumb slut
>>54019464
the bankers
>>54019262
Not as much as I feel sorry for me
>>54019464
they just don't really care
its not worth wasting political capital on
>>54019464
>mps say they want to make weed illegal
>every single person over 30 who doesnt understand weed and thinks its the devil's lettuce never votes for their party again
>>54019464
old tory cunts arent up to date with the weed dude lmao
>>54019464
It's bad for you, bruv. It's not illegal because they profit, it's illegal because it's harmful.
>>54019443
t. Lancashire
>>54019472
Tiene cara de fea t b h
>>54019464
alcohol industry pays them to keep it illegal
gives them an excuse to harass whatever group is convenient at the time like blacks/students/hippies
Started reading old (1930s-1950s) Hansard stuff lads.
Why were the MPs that much more articulate in those days? It reads as if there was a sharp drop in MP intelligence somewhere in the 1970s-1980s.
>>54019538
>we should ban anything that's harmful for you
>>54019506
careful lad, thats my gf youre talking about
>>54019386
*grabs your hand, maintaining eye contact and licks your palm*
"harvest time is soon brother"
*scuttles off*
weed opens your mind up to reality which the tories don't want. it's why they're banning """""psychoactive substances""""" soon
>>54019577
What's bad for the people is bad for the country as a whole.
![d362a5249d2baab0136a926431d0d9fd[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/au8Wobd.jpg "d362a5249d2baab0136a926431d0d9fd[1].jpg")
Watch out for this if you're dealing with the rozzers, never relax around private police
>>54019577
We have an NHS so really we should encourage people to be as healthy as possible as everyone has to pay for it.
So you can either have controls or get rid of the NHS.
Always feel really bloated after having a full English breakfast, could skip lunch and dinner haha
>>54019577
I'm telling you why it's banned, not why it should be banned.
https://twitter.com/commienick/status/690837645023395840
>>54019619
>this is what britbongs believe
>>54019644
>what are excise taxes
>>54019595
this is a very crayon pop post I suppose and therefore I do not care for it
>>54019599
yes i know
>>54019659
im telling you to cup my balls
>>54019575
Increasing influence of the media.
To get elected and stay in power you need to be as American as possible, ie. loud, use small words and throw insults at one another because otherwise you're seen as too passive and the newspapers will eat you alive.
>>54019414
I'm not into non-whites.
Cutting absolutly rancid farts atm
>>54019694
You'd better watch I'm gentle then, boyo.
>>54019642
Explain, I've never seen private police.
r8
>>54019642
>police are sponsored by G4S
K E K
E
K
https://twitter.com/adoraboi/status/690913908719222786
>>54019773
Didn't know Swiss men looked that subhuman
>>54019773
switzerland is good rest are shit
How do MPs benefit from keeping murder illegal, it's not like we're in the US and it provides a steady stream of dead minorities or anything; it makes no sense
https://youtu.be/zZiMF1dlUP8
Thoughts?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35390735
>lads still unironically like and watch football
fucking degenerates
>>54019773
All those girls are really average or sub-par, disappointing
>>54019823
>it's not like we're in the US and it provides a steady stream of dead minorities or anything
>implying
>>54019823
people would vote for different mp's if niggers were dying an shiet
>>54019678
how much of a boring and soulless person do you have to be to derive your identity solely from the type of political system you prefer
When was the last time you punched someone lads?
dogs outside and barking because we forgot to let her in but i cant be fucked to get up
>>54019808
>>54019822
He has a spic name, so Spanish or South American
>>54019836
good working class lad that Corbyn
can't wait till he shows the Tory toffs what for
>>54019836
I hate Corbyn.
>>54019836
I would actually like to end this man's suffering ande cave his skull in with a hammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUg42rTricw
>>54019773
stupid chavs/10
>>54019414
>>54019926
yes but the joke is clearly that switzerland is neutral
>>54019915
let her in you lazy faggot
>>54019834
What did he do?
>>54019897
5 years ago.
>>54019942
>ande
>>54019761
G4S provide a bunch of services in a 'strategic partnership' with Lincolnshire police; including custody, criminal justice, firearms licensing and crime management among others.
Incredibly coincidentally and totally not due to nepotism or corruption, Theresa May's husband is also a major shareholder in G4S, and the government is looking to expand their involvement into forces beyond Lincolnshire.
They're like regular police except with even less accountability to the public.
>>54019897
never and im 23
been punched a few times but never felt like hitting back, guess im just not a violent person
>>54019963
This just shows how weak willed pakis are
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-35391419
>A woman has come forward to claim the £33m National Lottery jackpot - but says the ticket had been washed in a pair of jeans.
>The unnamed woman went to a newsagent in Worcester with the ticket bearing the winning numbers, but the date and barcode are illegible, Natu Patel, who runs Ambleside News in Warndon said.
Imagine being this unlucky, if Camelot don't pay up she's going to kill herself
>>54019963
>Arab
Muslim*
Rasheed
>>54020010
>if Camelot don't pay up she's going to kill herself
did she say that?
>>54019963
So arabs are like insects?
>>54020010
serves the stupid cunt right
>>54020003
>been punched a few times but never felt like hitting back, guess im just not a violent person
More like you're a fucking yellow cunt.
>>54020010
haha what a dozy Sheila!
>>54020000
>They're like regular police
Untrue, you need to be a warranted constable to use most police powers. They'll be unable to arrest on a charge, but they will abuse the citizens arrest right to detain people until the actual police take them.
Also not allowed to carry police weapons, same reason prison officers get batons and privately run prison's officers don't.
>>54020056
whats a yellow cunt
im not asian if thats whyat u mean
>>54019773
>No one recognised poleaboos waifu
>Leonardo DiCaprio will never compliment you on your questions
https://youtu.be/jaR0nJU_KOo?t=907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kCbst1Wfw
>Today, the Russian Federal Security Service (FSB) reported that it has just added democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to its terror sponsor watchlist.
>>54019897
Never, never been in a fight, feelsgoodman
Don't be antiblack. Don't demand immigrants assimilate. Don't be ableist. Don't mock pronouns.
>>54020056
this. A bloke headbutted me in a club a few months back so I judo threw him and the bouncers dragged me away before I could stamp on the cunt
What website can I use to find prostitutes in my local area lads?
>>54020051
rasheed
>>54019897
When I last had a fight in Year 9, so 8 years ago.
>>54020097
If I could be anyone id be leo
>>54020168
topkek, why'd he headbutt you
>>54020189
pornhub ads
>>54020189
Is prostitution legal?
>>54020189
tinder
>>54020143
The nigger better be on there too
>>54020211
touched his bum. this was in a gay club.
>>54019897
Three years ago outside of a nightclub in Shanghai.
>see english speaking kid being harassed by three russian speaking asians
>tell them to leave him alone
>one of them turns to me
>kicks me
>punch him in the face
>other two attack me
>english speaking lad runs the fuck away
>get shit beaten out of me
>get saved by nightclub bouncers
Chipped my cheekbone tbqh.
And fuck that lad.
>>54020189
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1651645
>>54020209
>not Tom Hardey
lad
>>54020189
When Poleaboo was being held in the lock-up at the Sheriffs Court, he was told about a site called "Aberdeen Fish Wives" but he couldn't find it
>>54020249
Well that was certainly a twist
>>54020189
adultwork
>>54019773
Which uni?
>>54020257
>Ever going to China
>Ever defending some chink rat
Fuck off pakilover
>>54020189
Your mum's homepage.
>>54020276
Kek
What's the story behind this
>>54020265
dont post my gf pls
>>54020211
he took a swing at my mate for some reason. I just put my hand on his chest and told him to back off, so he headbutted me
Didn't hurt much but I was p annoyed so I hip threw him
>>54020112
Deport all Muslims.
>>54020291
RGU
>>54020227
yes
unless you're soliciting on street corners or in a brothel, escorting is legal though
lads was there seriously a wop earlier who was thinking of moving to belfast?
>>54020325
>chink rat
He was white.
They had him against a wall and were shouting at him in Russian and he tried to say he doesn't understand what they're saying.
Should the state redistribute gfs in the name of equality?
>>54020112
I wonder what the average non-muslim African thinks of Muslims
>>54020112
Import all Muslims.
>>54020265
>Met at Hayleys place.
>It was clean and easy to find. Parking was easy, but if Pompey are playing it would be a bit difficult.
I've had my first sexual experience with my sister's 16 year old classmate when I was 11 lads.
It was ok.
Louis has become a dad lads!!!
What have you done with your life?
dunno what to do lads
my stepdad is an absolute cunt, and I hate him with all my guts. he regularly talks down to me, and then has a hissy fit when I tell him to suck my dick. he forgets that i give him money to live here, so he should be fucking nice to me.
the predicament is that I'm going to be moving out in the next 6 months because of this cunt, but I need to help my mum get away too. he literally controls her with an iron fist, and it just a general cunt. what can I do to help her blast him away? i've told my mum that if he kicks off with me for no reason again i'll be the first to call the rozzers, because he's not my dad and i fucking hate him anyway.
>>54020404
>giving a f*ck about the opinions of non-muslim africans
>>54020433
>Anal hook
what
>>54020433
>occasionally 1 or 2 pieces might be out of action
does she get them dry cleaned or something?
>>54020433
>Squeel Wheel
>>54020352
Literally worse than Napier my friend.
>>54020331
Nothing really
ever since the first time Poleaboo was arrested, he praised how friendly other "ciminals" were, you're stuck in the holding cells for upto 10 hours, so you gotta try and make conversation but despite being forced to play nice they are very understanding of your crimes ad circumstances
>>54020448
bloody footy ruining the vibrant escort trade
>>54020448
What is funny about that?
>>54020461
>paying a man to fuck your mum
>>54020455
shagged your dad
>>54020455
>noughts and crosses tattoo
>no noughts
what a spacker
>>54020404
Don't think they really have time to think when their villages are being razed by Boko Haram
>>54020352
polaboe is that you
post more of hte pole
>>54020461
What happened to your real dad lad?
morning gays
>>54020265
I really hate websites that don't let you highlight as you read, I always lose my place while reading. Maybe it is a soft form of dyslexia?
>>54020539
he lives about 200 miles away
>go to flat viewing earlier
>bloke I'd be sharing with is nice enough but the flat isn't really for me, not horrible just not for me
>knew within seconds I didn't want to live there
>bloke gives me a 30 minute spiel about the flat, the area, parking, bills etc
>I nod in agreement all the while wanting to get out of there
>too autistic to say no and I avoid confrontation and disappointing people at all costs
>shake his hand when I leave and he says he'll hear from me this afternoon
>just text me saying he's passed my info on to the estate agent and it's more than likely I'll get the flat
for fuck's sake lads what do I do ?
>>54020496
just makes me laugh that some bloke's thought about booking his shag around Pompey playing
don't know really, I find it just hilarious that its something that would genuinely make it into a bloke's review
Sup pom lads
>I really hate websites that don't let you highlight as you read, I always lose my place while reading. Maybe it is a soft form of dyslexia?
>>54020580
made up stories should be funny or interesting
>>54020564
Why doesn't he live with his wife?
Or are you a bastard?
I mounted that, she smothered my ass with lube and took turns with different toys bashing my asshole, which was lovely. Next up, she fucked me hard in ass with strap on until I cum again.
>>54020622
he does, my mum used to be married to him
>>54020536
Don't really have any more of her on hand due to the situation with my laptop and memory stick
>>54020580
Fuck off normie
Try viewing flats in areas with high demand, where you can't socialise for shit and know the people you'd be sharing with want nothing to do with you and so are trying to get you to leave as soon as possible
Last night's date update.
Went bretty well. Trip advisor pubs are really poncy though but at least it meant the food was good.
Still need to find a "muh local" real-ale boozer sufficiently near the centre for future use.
>>54020663
>divorce
Fucking Protestants I swear.
Can't lie lads this prozzy is a beautiful thing
>>54020757
>search for escorts in my local area (curious desu)
>one bird in her bio has "SHAG ME FOR 30 MINS £35"
gordon bennett that's peanuts, bet she hums
http://www.adultwork.com/556388
http://strawpoll.me/6617943
http://strawpoll.me/6617943
http://strawpoll.me/6617943
very important poll lads, please vote quickly
>>54020757
just barely worth the dosh 2bh
>no bareback
absolutely appalling, all prostitutes should be sterilized anyway
>>54020344
Nice job
wait is it actually true cities in England have Islamic calls to prayer blasted across them?
>Eastern european immigration is a problem
>tfw one of my best childhood friends was a legitimately severely autistic lad, I was his only real friend
>we used to have the same autistic interests; halo, doctor who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Pokemon, dbz, drawing weird shit
>the teachers gave us a table of our own because he couldn't sit with people
>we'd spend hours drawing very detailed pictures in our books, the teachers used to let us stay in the classroom at break and dinner so we could draw
>he used to have a "meltdown" every week or so and go on a rampage around the school, attacking everyone on site apart from me
>he used to unironically shit in the playground
>went to high school and I was in the top sets, while he was in the "special class"
>we stopped talking, found new friends, I tried to maintain our relationship but his new friends were gimps
>my new mates used to take the piss out of me for being childhood friends with the "serial killer"
>saw him on year 11 results day and asked him how he did, he failed literally everything
>haven't seen him in 3 years, until yesterday when I saw him leaving his parents house, he had very greasy long hair and long beard
Think I might knock on his house and see if he wants to get a pint or smoke a joint or something. He probably won't answer the door though desu.
/blog
gf just sent me this lads
>>54020461
Why haven't you knocked him out already or at least stopped paying for him
waheyy lads
3 day ban just ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnY5q-IYqfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnY5q-IYqfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnY5q-IYqfw
CH-CH-CHOON
who /syria/ here
>>54020798
Well she seems to have a good attitude just looking at her bio.
Some whores think charging £150 for a blowie with a jonny on is completely reasonable for their """""""""job""""""""", entitled fucking slappers.
>>54020871
t. eastern european
>>54020871
fuck off, Jakub
>>54020873
Go for it m8, be friends with him again.
>>54020889
I did stop paying him, i'm now giving the money to my mum
>>54020873
That's pretty heavy tbqh
>>54020873
Thought this story was gonna end with him having a gf while you're single
>Man ordered to tell police if he plans to have sex:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-35385227
'Tis truly the end times of our once beautiful country.
>>54020871
t. andrei
>people who can't spell
>people who don't care that they can't spell
why wouldn't you care? makes you looking fucking retarded
>>54020919
>Drum and Bass
>>54020986
There's still more of a chance of him getting a gf than me desu. In school when we had swimming for PE, he used to just whip his pants down in front of everyone and he had a HUGE dick.
>>54019897
few years ago in a bar because i'm a shit drunk
wat I shod woch??
very depressed. drinking whisky already.
>>54021075
Fuck off pasta nigger
>>54021025
>>54021075
thats jungle
>>54021128
what is the censored stuff sport?
OOOOOOOOHHHH
DIRTY MAGGIE MAE
THEY HAVE TAKEN HER AWAY
AND SHE'LL NEVER WALK DOWN LIME STREET ANYMORE
>>54021128
Why'd you censor all the anime?
>>54021025
>A man cleared of raping a woman has been ordered to give police 24 hours' notice before he has sex.
>It also contains restrictions on his use of the internet and mobile phone devices and requires him to inform officers of any change
>A further court hearing in May will decide whether the interim order should be made into a full order, which has a minimum duration of two years and can last indefinitely.
of address
>>54021128
Jackie Chan Who Am I
>>54021128
K-ON film.
>>54021128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ATt3FXAUY
>>54020541
You gay?
>>54020580
>find qts on spareroom
>"females preferred"
>fantasise about moving in with her and becoming close friends who cuddle but don't fuck
anyone got a torrent link for Sopranos in HD? Couldn't find one on KAT with enough seeders.
>VAN LALL
>>54021165
it is shite I have watched already
>>54021176
hate anime
>>54021128
memento
Going to download some femdom now
>>54021187
Poleaboo hopes that as more young men are victimised as he was, people will start waking up
>>54021238
That was Poleaboos fantasy but it proved to be an unobtainable desire and a nightmare span out of it
>>54021238
literally gay
Damn I just tried US Netflix and it is so much better. Why are we always KEKED when it comes to such things?
Star Trek here I come.
>>54020793
I'm dying to fuck her but portsmouth is like 2hrs on the train FFS
doing a comedown
feel quite shit :/
>I am full of fun, totally extrovert and shamelessly exhibitionist by nature. To describe myself as ‘Naughty’ would be the most extreme form of understatement! Where sex is concerned…
>I am indescribably filthy and totally perverted!!!
>I am also absolutely un-shockable, so do not hesitate to ask me for ANYTHING you may desire.
>I live, purely to give and receive sexual pleasure!!!
>So, if you are looking for something ‘special’…possibly something a little different, or unusual??? Then, you need look no further, as you have found 'that someone' who will be happy to cater for your EVERY need.
>Despite my profound sexual depravity, I am well educated, quite well read and able to converse meaningfully and knowledgeably, on a wide range of subjects. I am therefore able to adapt to most social situations and be mindful of the appropriate etiquette.
hm
>walking past Tesco on my way home before
>see a group of 10 year olds on scooters and bikes stood outside
>hear one of them say "I proper need a spliff me lad" in his high pitched voice
ABSOLUTE DEGENERACY
>>54021286
>wanting us to become even more americanised
>not just torrenting series
>>54021168
>tfw was at lime street earlier todya
>>54021261
0-0 again?
once had love it was a gas
im happy that Ribena will have a shitty, meagre, unfulfilling life.
>>54021321
>>I am full of fun, totally extrovert and shamelessly exhibitionist by nature. To describe myself as ‘Naughty’ would be the most extreme form of understatement! Where sex is concerned…
I only think the tanks are the solution
>>I am indescribably filthy and totally perverted!!
Haha You are serius?
>>I am also absolutely un-shockable, so do not hesitate to ask me for ANYTHING you may desire.
oes not have an article with this exact name
>>I live, purely to give and receive sexual pleasure!!!
>>So, if you are looking for something ‘special’…possibly something a little different, or unusual??? Then, you need look no further, as you have found 'that someone' who will be happy to cater for your EVERY need.
nd spawning several damaging tornadoes in the
>>Despite my profound sexual depravity, I am well educated, quite well read and able to converse meaningfully and knowledgeably, on a wide range of subjects. I am therefore able to adapt to most social situations and be mindful of the appropriate etiquette.
Lol no
>>54021328
Rasheed
>>54021233
how long you been up kiddo
>>54021368
>torrenting
enjoy jail
>Despite my profound sexual depravity, I am well educated, quite well read and able to converse meaningfully and knowledgeably, on a wide range of subjects. I am therefore able to adapt to most social situations and be mindful of the appropriate etiquette.
>>54021328
>tfw getting really paranoid when I go out and think every person is am potential mugger and always keep an eye on them
>>54021371
1-0 saints
>>54021307
>he gets comedowns
I couldn't have watched this Liverpool game live, I'd have had a stroke
>>54021328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMBFnGoo7o
>>54021411
nice
>>54021128
Crank. Amy Smart is the most beautiful woman to have ever graced this planet tbqh.
>>54021411
>stealing my fedora images
what's your ratio lads?
I've been using it for about a week now, not too bad I'd say
>>54021408
>jail
Fuck off yank.
>>54021424
koeman > van laal confirmed
>>54021438
god i hate scousers
>>54021475
>radio
fuck off grand dad
>>54021321
sounds like a goer
>>stealing my fedora images
>>54021375
Fuck off
I'm not going out like that, maybe 3 years, before I'm 30 for sure, most of the targets aren't going anywhere
What are they going to do, move the uni?
I will be history
I will be the talk of /brit/ for a day
I will make them all see they were wrong to mistreat me and such cruelty begets an equally horrid response
>>54021438
>What do you do during the day
>shag girls
FUCKING LEGEND
>>54021328
This four year old kid once called me a wanker and his parents just laughed as I walked away.
LADS
http://www.adultwork.com/2073963
>left a steak lying out in the kitchen to rest before cooking
>can't fucking cook it because there are still people in the kitchen
It's been two fucking hours ffs what are they even doing
>tfw just had to remove 2 duplicates from fedora folder
>>54021475
only ever get freeleech ones and have it capped on 10kb/s
>>54021421
haha other way around for me lad
When I go out I always think everyone thinks I'm a fucking piece of shit that's going to mug them or rape them or something haha
>>54021407
Four hours. Feelin rosie.
>>54021438
The ultimate lads.
