banter edition
maisie
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I
Do you believe?
charli
Lads what do I do tonight
Kinky masturbation or stargazing
doxed myself
fuck
such a mong
doing my best
Nice bum on this lad
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3256032
Thinking of booking him tomorrow.
17 shots no 38
Been looking at random towns in France on google streetview, France is truly a beautiful country but fucking hell there are so many black people all over the place, not just big cities.
>>54023003
Kinky masturbation. It's too cold to go outside.
Good Thread
I love when people open up to me and call me nicknames on their own and just like me and trust me it’s such a nice feeling lads
fucking SHIT
use this one next i guess
>>54022959
>>54023059
>Thread Autism
>>54023017
http://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=5270711.jpg&SN=12&Description=
phahaha
>>54023047
spoiler that beast
>>54023044
et tu, Manchester?
>>54023121
Wish I didn't have a tiny cock desu
>>54023121
Just a little smaller than mine.
I wonder how loose he is.
nice lads
Been cumming in the bath and on the toilet seat until I realised my mum and sister use them. Am I going to get them pregnant?
mum just handed me a bottle of spiced apple koppaberg
cheers la
>>54023179
H O W
>>54023179
>980 meme card
>>54023179
how do I do a this, also does anybody know how some people get free clobber from asos using some sort of refund scam
>>54023213
yeah don't give up x
Doing a large walk
one of the nicest tunes ever created
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihyQf8mww3o
Lads, have you ever been in love?
>>54023213
yeah be careful lad
my mum is actually a virgin but she sat on the toilet seat seconds after my dad had cummed on it at a house party
>>54023179
>Why yes, I do deliberately leave in my county when I censor my address
>How else could m'lady know I'm a resident of Berkshire
>>54023251
doxxed :)
Mummy has outdone herself on the dindins this time
if a girl tells you that a guy asked her out but she rejected him, does that mean she's trying to make you jealous and/or she likes you?
>>54023302
disgusting
crayon pop
>>54023239
Ive done ASOS before
did them recently for about £200 but forgot the email
I did h&m around christmas time too
>>54023041
I have a good space to do it from inside with just a window open
>>54023302
looks vile to be honest
>northern irish cuisine
>>54023302
nice concept, a full english pizza
>>54023310
It means a guy asked her out but she rejected him. When they're trying to make you jealous, they mention guys complimenting them.
Started Black Hawk Down
boring shite, might delete it
>>54023179
>.png
>jpg cancer all over
gf did a footjob
>>54023333
soyul is so bloody short
>>54023302
is that a pizza
>>54023363
>Northern Ireland in general
*shivers*
>>54023302
>Electric hob
>>54023367
she's mentioned that too
>>54023336
Please mail me how to do it me laddo
[email protected]
>>54023363
*takes note of your regional flag*
be seeing you around
>>54023383
I think paint does that or the OP is just retarded somehow
>>54023310
she's warning you she will do the same to you.
27yo, kissless virgin, NEET, live at home, rarely leave my house, can't drive, alcoholic, benzo addict, suicidally depressed, increasingly agoraphobic, going more and more insane due to psychedelic use, throw up blood frequently, cry every day.
>>54023214
>>54023215
>>54023277
berkshire
e
s
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lads if you fancy a laugh have a butchers hook at this >>>/r9k/25963888
Why do people mock illuminati believers yet they fail to prove them wrong?
>>54023363
>Northern Irish cuisine
>Anything but a Belfast bap with some Tayto in it
>>54023389
>>54022970
this is how i feel about nyc tbqh senpai
>>54023443
>norn cuisine
>anything other than pills
>>54023426
>>54023416
What was the compliment?
>>54023419
i'm fairly certain she knows i'm not interested in her that way
>>54023441
>burden of proof lies on the sane people
>>54023417
just dropped you an email
>>54023336
>that shit clobber
wouldn't have bothered
you didn't pay anything and you were still overcharged
>>54023417
doxable info
>>54023483
maybe you are the one that is not sane
>>54023416
I'm beginning to see a pattern. Did she suck your dick? This would be another indication that she might like you
>>54023495
that email is from 10minutemail you absolute spacker
is anyone doing drinking this eve
>>54023466
Drugs are for mugs.
>>54023479
was kidding anyway, that's the opposite, she's just trying to give herserlf some value, to look better in your eyes
need a qt gf to cuddle
>>54023522
no, need to be up early for church tomorrow as always
>>54023520
I know, just memeing you
>>54023479
all aussie women are sluts tbqh
>>54023179
aint there going to be a new generation of cards in the next couple of months?
might stop being a degenerate desu
>>54023495
oh aye that's me. scott summers.
would neck myself with a name like that you utter pond life
What should I get from the chipper?
I'm from norn iron if that affects your decision
double chocolate digestives lads
>>54023578
what the FUCK is a chipper
a structure cannot stand without a foundation
logic is the foundation of function
function is the essence of control
i am in control
>>54023575
why?
>>54023476
she bitches to me all the time about getting sexually harassed by lads out in public
maybe she thinks i'm gay and wants to be my fag hag
>>54023578
qt gf
>>54023612
feel like shit currently
>>54023578
fish and ships you bellend
>>54023578
>chipper
>>54023578
why are you calling it the chipper ya arsepiece
get a cheesy chip from one of the places that puts loads of salt on like the bethany
>>54023615
went through the same situation lad she has no interest in u, she just takes you for granted that you actually find her funny without wanting to shag her
>>54023578
get some wood haha what else would you get from the woodchipper haha
this film is fucking shit
all of you fuck off with your shit suggestions wasting my time
>>54023578
spice burger and a battered sausage
>Why do you lads hate eastern Euros
>>54023522
nah
still hurting from last night
>>54023578
a jumbo saveloy and put it in your bum bum and think of me
>>54023553
nice strawman
>>54023625
whoever the lad was that came up with 'qt' must've been devilishly clever tbqh senpai
need your suicide tips
>>54023688
that was me
>>54023504
Interesting point.
Well, that's our session finished for the day, here's your Clozapine script and the letter letting the court know you attended today.
>>54023693
Here's a tip
don't do it
>brandy
>>54023635
if u never feel like shit, u won't know how good it is to not feel like shit m8.
#stay degenerate
>>54023688
are shite at speeling
>>54023679
they're all 40+ women here working in fish factories or single men picking flowers in the season, thank fuck i never have to see this shite
>>54023652
i don't find her funny at all. no women are funny
might employ a gf
>>54023693
kill yourself until you are dead
>>54023731
don't think it's worth it anymore senpai
>>54023693
Beachy Head is pretty
>>54023688
pretty sure it was The Qt Company la
https://www.qt.io/about-us/
>>54023741
except ur mum whos funny looking
>>54023615
Went through the same thing. Some bird kept telling me guys were telling her how great her hole was and that she had loads of orbiters. She near broke up with her boyfriend for me but I'm a moralfag so I shut that down.
>>54023693
come to Switzerland with me
>>54023741
that's what i mean la I'm presumign you write "haha" all the time in your messages, even though shes not funny
she thinks you like being her friend because of her personality rather than just wanting to willy pump her
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12117574/Feminists-attack-Oxford-English-Dictionary-for-reinforcing-sexist-stereotypes.html
>Irish
>>54023565
what makes you say that? does she sound slutty to you? is there anything about the information i've provided that hints toward that possibility?
I've had my first sexual experience with my sister's 16 year old classmate when I was 11 lads.
Ask me anything.
test
>>54023679
>tfw grandparents are Poles
>tfw pass as western euro but still technically part of an oppressed minority
>>54023578
>Norn Iron
>Chipper
It's a fucking chippy.
>>54023730
t. nonce who drinks 1% ale
>>54023836
what hapepend
haha look at these top lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE
And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God
>>54023866
a chippy is a carpenter
>>54023714
i doubt it, if i'm honest. you're not clever enough
>>54023798
I don't. I can't bring myself to pretend i'm enjoying someone's company when i'm not. I'm a block of autism in most conversations for that reason.
>>54023836
What do you think we should call the new ninth planet?
>>54023836
did she tell your sister that you had a nice willy
>>54023872
actually it was 5.6%
rekt hard :^)
i could get a gf if i really wanted to
>>54023922
what new planet?
yung lean
I'm not even the first guy to post "chipper" in /brit/ what's the fuss
is shit
>>54023897
You voted in gay marriage, what the fuck would you know?
>>54023916
Why do you even spend time with her then if you don't like her?
>>54023773
i respect Qt, but using anything but C#/wpf for UIs is a bit shit if i'm honest
>>54023876
She gave me a handjob tbqh.
My sister and/or her friends often took care of me when I was little. They would dress me up in their old dresses sometimes.
>>54023922
Namek.
>>54023939
the new ninth planet
>>54023922
Starkiller Base
The phrase Poleaboo lived his life by in the beginning was "Justice demands retribution"
The police, the so called arch-angels of the just cast judgement on Poleaboo despite have done nothing to warrant retribution from anyone
This even however gave rise to Poleaboo demanding retribution and in tune with his mantra, this meant he was the one true seeker of justice
He was now the right hand of God, the one who would exact retribution most righteous upon those who had been so proud and petty, proud to think the almighty right to justice and judgement was theirs to wield for their own ends and petty to bay for blood in exchange for minor transgressions
>>54023975
im sorry i didn't know you were a paki
>>54023975
I'm lonely and she's my only friend. She might not be funny but we have quite a bit in common. She doesn't need to be funny anyway because I am.
>ninth planet
wasn't Pluto re-instated as a planet again?
>>54023937
woah chill out you absolute bloody nut case
sounds a bit strong 2bh did you mix it with lemonade
https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Punting_Myths#Prostitutes_Only_Like_Good_Looking_Men
>>54023933
I don't think she ever did.
I also got a kiss and a lick on my willy but never a proper blow job or anything more advanced out of her.
>>54024034
no.
>>54023939
Doesn't exist yet, there's just a gap where one should be. We it's seen it will come into existence nicely or not whatever the case maybe.
>>54024027
Sorry, I didn't know you were a dirty prod with no morals.
>>54024028
But she's not your only friend. You don't like her. She's the only one you talk to maybe, but by the sounds of it, you certainly aren't friends.
>>54023992
whilst I agree with you, I dislike Windows so I wouldn't ever use wpf
>>54024067
what a crock of shit
>>54023894
Kate Bush is amazing
wrote wuthering heights at 16 wew a #1 hit
>>54023916
then theres no chance she'll fuck you you boring autismo spaz
>>54023922
Dorris
>>54023992
How do you get a job as a UI developer/programmer? Currently studying comp sci and HCI is easily the most interesting part of the course.
drinking some ben nevis whisky i got in fort william. it's fucking dire. much prefer blended to single malt.
>>54024087
didn't say i didn't like her, just said she isn't funny. no women are funny.
>>54024080
>Doesn't exist yet
Are you disabled?
>>54024035
>mix it with lemonade
good god
tbf wasnt drinking that much last night at all
im wearin comme margiela this shit disgustin
>>54024080
we've just not observed it directly
saying that is like saying black holes don't exist, we just can't see them directly but they're there
>>54024133
How can you like someone that isn't funny? I don't follow. Plenty of women are funny by the way.
>>54024086
>Noel has the same haircut since the 90s
gonna become straight edge
>>54024137
It doesn't, as i said there's a gap where other data suggests a planet should be, at the moment its the idea of a planet, awaiting fruition.
>>54024183
could turn out they were wrong and its something else innit
You can search random letters into google and 4chan boards are the first results
I wonder if this is how some people find here
>>54024205
FOY
>>54024086
wierd photo
>>54024219
well yeah tru
could very well be the Death Star
>>54024205
good lad
post shit films
pic related
>>54024213
I don't think you know what "exists" means.
>>54024185
>How can you like someone that isn't funny?
Like I said, I'm the funny one. That's my area of expertise. We can't all be experts at everything and our personalities complement each other despite their differences.
Why does someone have to be funny for you to like them?
Bit cold out
Think I'll stay in today
>>54024137
*utterly fucking knocks you out without warning, with no chance of retribution for what you just said*
>>54024231
i don't feel very good right now desu senpai
>>54024261
thx
I need advice on what laptop or notebook to buy and since you are all nerds I'm assuming you will know. Happy with Windows or Linux. Budget around 400 euros so ~£320
My local Chinese got raided by the polis, lads.
Looks like it's dry bisto and corn flakes for dinner again.
>chippy
its chipper you fucking morons
>>54024268
quite enjoyed that film the way it was filmed was interesting and it has that qt bird
>>54024224
thats because of your browser history
why are you searching for random letters anyway
>>54024086
jesus christ the gallaghers are such twats
>>54024255
how mad would that be aha
>>54023922
Rasheed
>>54024296
macbook pro
>>54024311
what part of the country actually say this
>morons
FOY
>>54024311
this is /brit/ not /eire/
>>54024296
>£320
this is why they call us yuropoors fucking central shitters
>>54024283
please be in montana
>>54024205
Good lad. Welcome.
>>54024278
Because humour is the absolute peak of human interaction imo (in my opinion).
>>54024287
>implying you could even knack my ballix in
>>54024268
Not memeing either, what a fucking bore
2001 is pish too but not quite as bad
>>54024296
get a used one on eBay, something with at least an Ivy Bridge. I got an Elitebook 8470p for £150 with 8GB of RAM and a 120GB SSD, so you can probably get away with a used but almost new X1 Carbon or something like that
>>54024283
Nice pic m8 is everything fucking sideways where you live???
>>54022970
>tfw unironically live in a mansion in Hampstead
Tickles me to see /brit/ constantly slagging off London and to know that you'd all move to a beautiful upper-middle class leafy London suburb in a heartbeat if only you could afford it
>>54024329
>thats because of your browser history
I just searched v in incognito and the first result was /v/
I think I've come up with a good meme
how do I get it approved?
patrician way of life:
>not smoking
>not doing drugs
>drinking wine during the week and whiskey on weekends
>>54024275
No, I don't think you do. It's still a possibility not an actual, the event of its proof has not yet occurred. It is very likely to occur, but it has not yet. It could be one of NN Taleb's Black Swans yet.
who is more fucked than an ugly male with social anxiety or an otherwise weak personality? literally the bottom of society.
>>54024374
Nah, Virginia
It's supposed to keep going all day, not a fan.
>>54024410
>you'd all move to a beautiful upper-middle class leafy London suburb in a heartbeat if only you could afford it
no i wouldn't. London is fucking shit.
Alright lads
Hows it going?
>>54024370
It's for basic office and administrative use. I'm not planning on doing anything remotely technical or hardware intensive with it, purely for work.
>>54024410
REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF GAZILLIONAIRE TWAT
>>54024268
>>54024109
tbqh senpai just become very proficient in a language like C# and specializations like HCI you learn on the job.
>>54024089
fair enough, windows is shitty for sure
>>54024413
it still has your browser history you idiot
>>54024410
Do you look out the window from your mansion and see gay men bumming each other at night???
>>54024434
obviously
how do you pronounce 'twat'?
twaaht or twoht?
Rate my order
>>54024429
Whiskey is such a try-hard drink
Literally yank-tier
>>54024392
Yes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MHOC/comments/41w7cb/prime_ministers_questions_viiii_200116/
Fucking hell this is next level autism.
Pretending you're in the HoC but actually just on Reddit
>>54024391
>used laptop
>probably at least a year old when laptops are only good for 3~
>someone else was wanking over it
good advice
>>54024434
an ugly woman
>>54024329
To see how many results they get
>>54024430
Again, you don't know what exists means. You can't say "It doesn't exist" because you haven't seen it yet. You can say "We don't know if it exists" but you can't say "it doesn't exist". Lrn2english.
half an hour until i can start getting ready for pre drinks lads x
>>54024460
Deleted my browser history and it still came up
same with mu and int, try for yourself
>>54024480
what's the point in getting pepperoni and half a meatlicious?
>>54024413
because you still browsed /v/ in normal mode at some time
Valentina Nappi /w August Ames - Two Rich Cheating Housewives Share a BBC
https://youtu.be/mfMrVKnGzwg?t=1m13s
these words seemed so innocent back then
>>54024449
not too bad ta
had a very good week at 'work' and now rewarding myself with some cheap polish lager and a couple of spliffs.
you?
>>54024410
>s hill park
good lad
>>54024413
fuck me he's right
>>54024479
twoht
>>54024480
>Total: £19.00
is this real
>>54024494
>irish whiskey is yank tier
"no"
>>54024429
>not doing drugs
>drinking wine during the week and whiskey on weekends
What on earth did he mean by this?
>>54024479
Why would it ever be the latter?
>>54024534
I've never even been to /v/
>>54024504
>Mr. Deputy Speaker,
>How does the Prime Minister plan on responding to M102, The Representation of Unofficial Opposition Parties on the Privy Council motion?
fucking hell
thot
>>54024349
good lad
>>54024528
could still be in your favourites if you bookmarked the site
>>54024460
Nah m8 on a new computer + ISP /v/ would still be first
>>54024524
nah you are entry level mate, sorry but its getting very difficult to explain it to you and I've had a long day. Maybe after dinner.
>>54024514
ugly women get can still get a shag easily
>>54024598
it's not
ffs try for yourself with a browser you don't use
>>54024504
Hear, hear
i think im developing generalised anxiety disorder.
feel anxious as fuck right now but i dont know why...
not enjoying it 2bhwyl
>>54024587
>Mr Deputy Speaker,
>This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others, and in addition to my duties in this house I shall have further such meetings later today.
>>54024566
>that one lad trying to argue semantics
VERY bad post
>>54024612
>Y-you're stupid and wr-wrong
>I h-have to go for something completely unrelated
>London is a shithole
>>54024583
>>54024544
You realise /v/ is one of the largest and most influential gaming forums out there, right? Literally only NeoGaf compares.
once when i was like 16 i smoked weed in my back garden then got so high that i started spraying air freshener outside because i thought everyone could smell it lmao lads
>>54024524
What about God, does God exist?
>>54024479
So what I was going to do is translate 'twat' to urdu as a joke. You know, because there are a lot of Pakis in the UK. Thing is, urdu doesn't have a word for "twat".
So let's pretend I did that and laugh as you would have
Thanks!
having my first alcoholic drink since nye.
