2016 nurse gf edition
Bad thread for bad people.
halo
lads...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrt6msZmU7Y
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
car won't start
would like to shag maisie haha
my wife
alri blokes
>>54004180
when it gets real cold here, my dick skin pulls back by itself. then, my pubic hair gets caught between my foreskin and my dick
most painful uncomfortable shit famalam
>>54004193
>>54004220
still dont know who this is
>>54004205
this is fucking boring
>>54004275
this
i want a laugh
>>54004296
take a look in the mirror then
I once threw a chewing gum wrap foil at a bin, missed, and didn't pick it up.
>>54004230
now she's waifu material
>>54004373
is this junior infants
jesus chrisr
>>54004230
paki
HAHAHAHAHAHA
https://twitter.com/OpTicGaming/status/690732600600743936?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
the young God Stellur leaves Optic Halo and doesnt move out while beating there new roster in their gaming house still
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Going to my favourite restaurant for lunch haha
>>54004496
is it halal
>>54004473
>following ''''''''''E-sports'''''''''''
Come on phamalam.....
>>54004496
its 8 oclock or somethin
>>54004473
>video game "sports"
shame on u la 2bh
finna jack off mothafuckas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXllJmhsZy4
>>54004530
yes, I'm not going until lunch time though...
>>54004517
No, don't tell my imam lmao
>>54004564
very haram lad
Moving to London in a month, lads. What do I need to know?
>>54004562
Me no likey
gib malbinas back
thinking about wearing a lab coat everywhere and pretending I'm a scientist even though I'm not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS88TdVhrio
>>54004580
What area?
>Don't be a cunt
>Don't walk slowly
>Learn tube etiquette
>Avoid Leicester square & Camden town like the plague
>Going out in central London is shit
>>54004178
My gf is a nurse to be quite honest with you family member
>>54004604
W E W
E
W
>>54004622
D-does she wear a qt uniform?
>>54004583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikIuvQ1kIos
>>54004604
nice chebs
>>54004606
>Learn tube etiquette
So having your wallet and phone ready when niggers come your way with knives?
>>54004604
lewd lad
>>54004622
The girls I know that are nurses just constantly moan about being tired/how busy work is/how their shifts are inconvenient. It's dull af.
>>54004635
Not really but she tucks me in and looks after me when I'm ill
>>54004622
how do you reconcile having a girlfriend with wasting your life on 4chan
>>54004178
jenny is a dour bitch
chummy > trixie > that mousey one > jenny
tfw no chummy gf
>>54004664
CUTE
>>54004653
She looks after old people and her hours are pretty bad, but randy old men are always giving her free stuff. One of them gave her a TV the other day and it was basically brand new.
>>54004683
REALLY wish Miranda Heart wasn't in the programme, she looks like a fucking monster
Love are Trixie though
>>54004701
so she wipes arses and clrans old man foreskin for a living?
>>54004665
I tend to only come on 4chan at the weekend or if I'm travelling. I'm a wageslave too
>>54004719
I dunno, I don't ask her about it.
>>54004721
>I'm a wageslave
>>54004604
>that tattoo
what did she mean by this?
>>54004713
>implying Miranda isn't the most /brit/ gf possible
>>54004765
its shakespear lad
know thyself
>>54004790
>Haha look at me, i'm an unwieldy, tall woman, aren't I awkward and hilarious? haha
No, you're not, fuck off.
>ayy white boi cum get sum of dis chokolit poontang
>>54004790
>oh my gosh i am so middle clarss
FUCK OFF SLAG
Reminder that Prince Andrew is a nonce and gets away with it
>he doesn't go to church
>he says he 'loves his country'
Stop fucking around anon. CofE attendance fell below 1 million this year for the first time ever. Do you really want to see England become a fucking caliphate in your lifetime?
This applies to Catholics and Orthodox too
Wake up neets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1sLhOcP8g4
this sub is filth, let's clean it up
going to pull an almighty wank to this one later, if only she knew what those fishnet tights would do to me, wish she would bust my bollocks with those boots and squash them til the nuts come out as peanut butter
>>54004799
>>54004963
euugh they're archetypal basic social media bitches mate, step it up.
>>54004963
Don't be a degenerate anon
>going to pull an almighty wank to this one later, if only she knew what those fishnet tights would do to me, wish she would bust my bollocks with those boots and squash them til the nuts come out as peanut butter
>>54004937
GOAT soap familia
>>54004969
use the stuff as lube, m8
>>54004963
>masie
>boy george
Wearing steel toe cap boots with my jammies
me on the left (2 beers cause theyre free im gettin fuckin wasted hahahahaha)
this little gutterslut was all over me and i ended up sniffing a bag of glue and rode her rotten on her mothers bed,
fucking duvet was soaked with fanny juice and her hole was clean busted so it was drooling like a spastic with a broken jaw
I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.
I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.
I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.
>>54005047
>unironically being scotch
>>54005071
>like a spastic with a broken jaw
Stopped reading there
Post bimbos
>>54005118
Source?
>>54005118
I'd like to see an x-ray of her
>>54005113
FOY
>>54005118
Look closely
TOP FUCKING KEK
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1453409538418.webm
>>54005070
this is not attractive
>>54005167
*slips and falls through her tits and out the bottom of her shirt*
>>54005071
what the fuck is going on with his right hand? is he really holding two beers that casually? fucking monkey fingers.
>>54004894
CoE is a meme church, I do go to church though.
>mfw all the moral qts
>all the young mothers with large white families
>mfw the entire country used to be like this
Liberalism killed the west
>>54005232
Looks odd but is quite easy desu
>>54005141
https://www.instagram.com/stacidollent/?hl=en
>>54005234
Which denomination are you?
Categorizing my slags folder
>>54005259
repellent.
>>54005275
Amish
>>54005275
Evangelical
>>54005234
>young mothers with large white families
I'm guessing you're Catholic and they're all Polish, right?
>>54005297
>not having a happy housewife folder
>>54005234
>CoE is a meme church
>Fat-shamed 'Dancing Man' gets own back at star-studded Hollywood party
What a nice end to the story. That picture always made me sad.
>>54005349
>Izzy missing the point
>>54005167
>I will never suck on those tits
>>54005363
>rewarding people for beig disgusting to look at and a burden on the health service
Worst end
>>54005320
>CofE is a meme church
>Is evangelical
>>54005275
roman cath
>>54005396
>health service
>america
:^)
HELLO
cann U hear me??
i don't understand protestants
>sweat-shamed 'Walking Man' gets own back at star-studded Dublin party
What a nice end to the story. That picture always made me sad.
>watching Judge Judy
>wife suing ex husband
>"Aye downt loike you sirr, Oi think yoor traysh"
>no evidence is presented
>he loses on the grounds of being trash
>American justice
>>54005417
I know people make fun but it's a great church with a great community.
>2016
>unironically following a church founded so Henry VIII could shag someone other than his wife
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453538018286.webm
Got a job interview lads, but its in crawley. What's it like there? Looks pretty empty tbqh
>>54005447
>>watching Judge Judy
Isn't that from like the 90's? How can that still be on.
>playing Dragons Dogma
>all going smoothly, nothing challenging
>pick up next quest
>move forward
>get instantly killed and viciously raped by a massive troll thing having an absolute chimp out
>has practically infinite HP but slaps me for 3/4 health and directly focuses me instead of my fighter tank
I assume the Japanese devs have just gone for their nip education > working world difficulty transition
Do you not think it is slightly immoral that governments will endanger their own people that elected them to help foreigners that they have no obligation to at all?
>>54005484
This reminds me
Yesterday on my way to lecture I ended up walking behind a bird for a minute
Swear on my life, nicest arse I've ever seen, in yoga pants
>>54005471
>Following a made up religion
do you understand what you're saying?
Also, is that a real simpsons episode? Looks like a parody of itself.
>>54005512
pics or it didn't happen
>>54005512
>bird
>Canadafag
>ywn own original Hans Wegner furniture
How does this fact make you feel?
>go to Norway
>turn on tv
>see this
what do?
>>54005525
>Also, is that a real simpsons episode? Looks like a parody of itself.
Yeah, a Catholic priest (voiced by Liam Neeson) convinces Bart & Homer to convert.
>Why yes, I am a Christian
What do Brits think about James Corden?
>>54005482
She earns something like $50million per year, highest paid tv star in the world.
>>54005568
Fuck off moslam
We're a Christian nation
>>54005544
Looks like someone adapted those plastic children's chairs into an even uglier wooden construction for turbomanlets
>>54005484
POST MORE BUM WEBMS
>>54005579
Annoying cunt who is clearly in the closet
>>54005533
Wish I was able to
>>54005539
I picked up a bunch of your slang from spending time with Brits IRL, before /brit/
"Fit bird" is a great saying tbqh
>>54005579
Tryhard no talent that hangs around popular people to absorb some of their limelight.
He'll probably do a talk show that lasts for a few years then do panto until he dies of an OD.
>>54005579
Fuckin CROYDEN they think im a fucking DICKHEAD bunch of FUCKING CUNTS FUCKING COPS UP ME ARSE ever since I moved to fuckin CROYDEN
>>54005591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tAVWFxooI0#t=10s
>>54005600
>>54005525
>he hasn't seen every single episode
>>54005625
>He'll probably do a talk show that lasts for a few years
Hollywood already gave him one. He's Piers Morgan-tier now
>>54005625
He has a 1-hour late-night talk show 5 nights a week here in the US
Fuck me lads I still haven't slept
Mind is bare buzzing
>>54005641
>>54005026
Nail on the head right there mate nice 1
>>54005659
>>54005665
I didn't know that
I thought us brits were massive ameriboos, not the other way around
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>>54005716
>>54005665
>James Corbyn
>5 nights a week
That's insane, he must get about 30 regular viewers
>>54005073
More
>>54005670
They're just fat and the clothes are keeping it all in.
The key is hip/waist
>>54005696
i only asked because his show just started. super-cushy timeslot, too, right after stephen colbert on over-the-air CBS
craig ferguson was better, but corden's not bad, way better than those cunts seth myers and jimmy fallon on NBC
"We fear God when we do justice to and demand justice for the Men within our own borders. Whatever may be the case in an infinitely remote future, at present no people can render any service to humanity unless as a people they feel an intense sense of national cohesion and solidarity... A flabby cosmopolitanism, especially if it expresses itself through a flabby pacifism, is not only silly, but degrading... One of the besetting sins of many of our public servants is to cloak weakness or baseness of action behind insincere oratory on behalf of impractical ideals. Peace is not the end. Righteousness is the end. When the savior saw the money changers in the temple he broke the peace by driving them out... Fear God and take your own part!"
Teddy Roosevelt in the early 20th century describing Germany desu
>>54005670
>>54005594
>pseudo-stralian
>is a pleb
Shocker.
>>54005752
does anyone else have a thong fetish?
>They're just fat and the clothes are keeping it all in.
>The key is hip/waist
>>54005751
Modern Germany I mean*
>>54005752
BHUTANESE PASSPORT
Still fuming about yesterday
Fucking hell, looked forward to treating myself to a mcdonalds breakfast all week before work
Ask for no fucking cheese on my mcmuffin and and a bottle of water and they try giving me a mocha, then when I get half way down the motorway it has cheese on it.
They truly are braindead mongs, I can't wait for automation
>>54005826
My gf has the same arse 2bh
>>54005838
DIPLOMATIC PASSPORT is blllluuuUUUUUeeeeeUuueueueee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM5-2IxfTTY
Frankie would heem Reviewbrah any day
>>54005826
unflattering pants if i'm honest
>>54005839
NOICE
>>54005857
>looked forward to treating myself to a mcdonalds breakfast all week before work
You have a shit life to be fair
Wonder if I can go to Canada and be a log driver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s3xv8
I suck at this game
I can't into logic
>>54005885
She clearly wants some sex
>>54005893
Not really.
I'm 21 and get paid 27k for a job I lucked into that people usually do years of other work before starting the ladder on because it has great prospects.
Have a gf and a genuinely healthy social life etc, I just love the little things.
It's not the getting the train to London, it's having a nice warm drink to look out the window with sorta thing.
It's you who has a shit life if you can't appreciate that
>>54005839
disgusting
>>54005912
nevermind
I'm an idiot
mcdonalds hash browns are amazing even if theyre not real hash browns
The GF
>>54005910
I wanna go to canada and be a roughneck
>>54005857
complain to the head office people not the franchise, they send in auditors and fucking spank the managers for transgressions that give MacD a bad name. You will also get free food.
>>54005949
I can dislocate and relocate my right middle toe mostly at will
>>54005934
>It's you who has a shit life if you can't appreciate that
Says the dickface who "looks forward" to eating Mcdonalds shite. That's pathetic. Stay upset.
>>54005955
>>54005857
yeah, write them a letter, not an email, a real letter. you will be showered in coupons for free food
about 95% ready to kill myself
>>54005955
Already did.
I told them I don't want their free shit I just want somebody to have a word because it's happened more than once
They didn't seem that arsed though and just said 'we'll pass it on' because it's a franchise, almost like they couldn't give a shit because it wasn't theirs
>>54005857
Please, don't support automation
I am in the midst of writing a dystopian dialogue focusing on the dangers of automation. In this story, people go crazy with automation, everything becomes automated. It gets to the point where the automation never stops. after a massive oil spill, the automated wells keep pumping more oil into the ocean. Massive fires. Lots of destruction. the people cannot control them.
Is that the future you want?
>>54005976
>95%
you really are useless aren't you
>>54005979
It happens a lot when I have a particularly good wank and curl my toes during orgasm
Once it happened while a bird was riding me, was very weird haha
>>54005967
>Stop liking things I don't like
You seem very worldly, man who insults people on 4chan.
Any money you're a NEET, work in Tesco or just a student yet to graduate
>>54005976
why
Because Russia killed one of our lads so we should kill one of theirs
http://strawpoll.me/6608505
http://strawpoll.me/6608505
http://strawpoll.me/6608505
Bed is too warm to get out of
What a predicament
>>54006000
You're a dullard. I'm off to make a nice home made fry up. Enjoy your McShit
>>54005989
>Order ona computer screen that doesn't mess up
>Tell it what I want so there can be no mistake
>Get into the office and my morning meetings with the food I want and not hungry
Or
>Some spastic can't put through simple orders
>Get given the wrong food I don't like
>Don't eat it
>Spend my meetings hungry and grumpy
hmm
>>54006037
>tfw it's been blitzing hot all day
>never comfortable, everybody restless and uncomfortable
>>54005999
>>54005989
Slaves Unaware, Magnus Pyke, 1959.
Might wanna read this if you can find a copy.
>>54006049
Good for you mate.
I'll bear it in mind next time I buy something, that you personally might not enjoy it and get upset.
haha
http://www.jobbank.gc.ca/jobposting.do?fn=8615&id=18441283&source=searchresults
could I lie about having a year experience in the field?
Hey lads there's finally a thread that pakis can fuck off too
>>54003637
do u think that if yoshi eats mario and poos an egg it will smell like spaghetti haha
because mario is italian lol
haha i would like to smell the egg and find out just for laughs haha
>>54006140
This is a boy right?
>>54006052
Computers lack emotion and wisdom to know what is right
You not eating that mcgriddle was the right thing to do, because it would clog your heart. A computer wouldn't know that. It would feed you mcgriddles until you become obese
>>54006069
I will look it up, thanks
In this theoretical novel. Humans, from the moon, visit Earth, "the planet of the machines". Earth is lifeless. Nothing moves on earth, except the automated machines which still do their programming. Oil rigs pump empty crevices in the earth, solar powered automobiles and airplanes still moves
But I'll look at that
>>54006140
>>54006199
>>54006071
By the way I also have a good job.
wing commander get me a stella
>>54006058
Seems really odd to me that the southern hemisphere has summer now, its just so strange haha
This is why we need to import more slavs
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=632_1453494379
having dreams of going to canada and working on oil rigs making 100 grand a year again lads
Guess what this graph is about, lads
>>54006294
muslims in europe
>>54006226
I'm sure you do, lad.
I work directly with people earning more money than I ever will, talking like a million plus, and they even enjoy the little things like that.
The only time somebody would genuinely try to get a feeling of superiority over that is when they have nothing else going for them.
I actually feel a bit sorry for you
have you ever thought how strange it is that Earth is just hovering? Like...think about it. Why isn't all the planets constantly falling through space? Which way would they even fall?
Is it because of Suns gravity? How does the sun stay so still..what's the sun's "sun"?
>>54006317
Close.
Growth of Islam in the UK
>>54006168
one can dream
Actually laugh out loud funny tweet from Prescott
https://twitter.com/johnprescott/status/690312138779398148
>>54006338
your mum
>>54006338
>Why isn't all the planets constantly falling through space?
They are
>night before
>oats, milk & cinnamon in a bowl
>clingfilm & stick in fridge
>eat in the morning
Dank af.
>>54006140
how do I find a kinky gal that's also wife material?
>>54006387
WOW
PATHETIC
I only eat fry ups your life must be really sad
>>54006410
Enjoy your coronary you tubby pleb.
>>54006385
Where are we falling to? Is there a floor of space? This is mind blowing to think about
What if there was a floor if you will? It's what we call a plane
paprika is not bad on buttered toast
>>54006427
we're constantly falling towards the sun
>>54006410
kek
>>54006387
Anything with cinnamon t bh famalam
>>54006427
All the planets fall towards the sun but they're moving so fast they can't be pulled down only around.
i have beaten people several times in defense of Manchester United footbal club
you losers are so obsessed and controlled by women it's not even funny
Listening to MPs discuss that drugs bill was embarrassing.
>yfw they aren't experts on anything
>>54006497
that goes for the entirely of our sex, not just us
In reality, good sour flavor really comes down to technique. All starter-based breads—those are breads in which the leavening comes from a batch of yeast and microbe-infested dough, rather than from dried or blocked commercial yeast—are made by combining a proportion of starter dough with fresh dough. That starter is packed with little buggers.
According to this great Discover Magazine article, a single teaspoon of active starter contains as many as 50 million yeasts and 5 billion lactobacilli bacteria. There are more bugs in a half cup of starter than there are humans who have ever existed in the universe. Think about that next time you bite into a loaf!
>>54006520
nay, not me.
>>54006338
>>54006427
Wait till you start looking at Hohmann transfers
>>54006509
I fucking know right.
The guy proposing the bill couldn't even outline what 'psychoactive' meant and needed help from that woman, who couldn't define it either.
It's an absolute farce that it's being given royal assent when nobody can even define it in clear terms.
How are they supposed to enforce a law that they themselves can't understand?
Fucking retards I swear. And this is what they're paid to do.
>>54006509
But they're not meant to be
Holy shit I can't fathom why this 'all MPs r dumb' train is so fucking popular.
They literally discuss everytihng from nuclear submarines to environmental soil waste to whether or not wearing ties in the House is outdated and silly, and much more.
They get fed by assistants, advisors, commtitees and their constituents.
Just because you think the answer is clear, doesn't mean you are the only one with an opinion, you can guarantee they had loads of constituents write in who they are representing, even if it seems silly.
Best way to know if somebody is a retard is to see if they think MPs are.
T. used to work for an MP
>>54006562
Hohmann transfers are easy, orbital plane shifts are hard
>>54006509
They're not supposed to be, they're representatives of their constituency population. Their job is to be charismatic or at least convincing.
That's what the Lords is for. Since they got rid of most hereditary peers, Lords are experts in their fields who are appointed to advise Parliament on issues they are knowledgeable about. Same goes for the civil service
>>54006338
The sun is orbiting what is likely a supermassive black hole. We are orbiting the sun.
>>54006576
They should refer to expert opinion on the matter then, not their lay opinions or those of their lay advisors.
This bill completely ignores the science.
>>54006576
On this particular case, they've dismissed evidence from the ACMD (advisory council for misuse of drugs) because the research shows that this bill is a waste of time.
What other possible field of debate would allow that to happen?
Policy that outright disregards reality.
>>54006322
Why are you still talking to me about this?
>mfw reading conversations I had several years ago on a particular forum that I will not name
>>54006609
Are you fucking serious?
You can't be this dense.
They meet literally 3 days a week with these types of people who come in and discuss with them, and then they have really smart people who help them also do the research and get experts to come in.
They might go against this for political points or for a variety of reasons.
Being on the 'drugs r really cool XD' train might win over you, who is statistically low on the chances to turn up and vote next time round, but it won't win over Dorris and Herbert who are counting the days til the next time they write a letter to the MP and then go and vote.
>>54006618
See above
I genuinely can't believe that people think MPs aren't aware of this shit and are genuinely stupid. It literally blows my mind how unaware people are of the pressures exerted on them.
I work for a fairly innocuous company lobbying MPs and a lot of the time they have to follow what we say, even if it isn't popular, because we hold a big part of the key to getting them re-elected.
Everybody wants an impartial legislature but the real world just doesn't work like that
>>54006658
AHHHHHHH FUCK I LITERALLY STARTED A THREAD ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WILL NOT NAME
KILL ME LADS
>>54006658
pegym.com
