2016 German gf edition
First for /cric/
Muslim gf
First for NORMIES OUT
nigger-pop lads
marina
This place gets depressing at night when the normies go to bed
>>54001448
>when you cant make lad jokes about the war without ur gf getting mad
>>54001448
First for no fuck off achmed fuck your aisha
cara is bae
>>54001478
wogs OUT
>>54001443
*unsheathes Rune scimmy*
I SAID BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
Really really can't wait to kill myself
>>54001448
Fix'd
>>54001497
literally false
who is lucifer's son? genuinly gurious
>>54001484
Do German wear latex irl as much as they do in porn/
>use my 15 year old sister's computer while mine was updating
>she's at school
>clicking around her files
>image folder named 'S'
>17 pictures of ballsacks
fuck me lads, last time I ever snoop. At least she isn't a dyke
>>54001484
https://twitter.com/socialistloser/status/684349361891979265
>>54001480
doesnt it just
rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHQ_aTjXObs
>>54001515
lilith?
I don't think demons are gendered
>>54001448
>2016 German gf edition
I wish
LOVE american posters on here
like them more than fellow brits (or should i say shits haha)
Serious question here lads. Where do I find non-Stacy girls? What do they do in their free time? What social groups should I join? /gf 2016/ may depend on this.
>>54001520
>17 pictures of ballsacks
like JUST ballsacks? o i am laffin
>>54001520
>girls like balls
that's retarded
johnny foreigner can ruddy well bugger off if i'm perfectly honest with you
>>54001517
The ugly ones do
>>54001520
What kind of ballsacks
car won't start
>>54001520
all me
>>54001540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM3jgkChV6M
>>54001564
There is literally nothing sexier than a chubby german girl in latex desu
>>54001553
Girls in bookstores always seem qt desu. Buts its maybe a bit too much of a Cliche haha
>>54001554
yeah, literally just a bunch of pictures of balls
>>54001559
I think it's the female equivalent of being a foot fag
>>54001551
i was a little bit taller i wish i was a baller
>>54001568
fix it then
*eats popcorn in your ear*
>>54001568
If you can't get your car to start you're literally a failure of a human being. Why not call a mechanic and ask him to fuck your wife while he's at it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfq1Xyau5Jw
when I was younger my brother went through my Internet history and told my mom I was looking at pictures of willies
still embarrassed to this day
lads
why is this country so perfect in some places and so unbelievably shit in others
i grew up in an unironically perfect cheshire town where neighbours were nice to each other and you didn't even need to lock your door
moved less than 7 miles away when i was 14 because my family could afford to get a bigger house and now despite living in a richer area its dire, dirty and full of chavs and we've been burgled 3 times
what the fuck
>>54001588
Were they tight aesthetic balls or just balls
>>54001577
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03TgkCVDlrA
>5:18
>still awake
>I'm going to fall asleep in a few hours, wake up in the afternoon and waste another day
Just end it already.
>>54001599
how stupid are you? if your alternator belt has snapped for example and the battery is completely drained what hope do have of starting the car?
>Paris Attacker had 20 Identities in 7 Countries
GG lads
>>54001448
>tfw was in Sweden for 3 months and had a qt German housemate
>one night we all decide to have a movie night together
>all of us on the couch
>German qt cuddled up next to me
Literally the happiest day of my life lads
>>54001613
>the criminal classes are literally too useless to travel 7 miles to the unlocked houses
and they said brits were smart
>you will NEVER cuddle your head in her warm bosom on a cold winter night
literally what's even the point of living lads?
>>54001613
>i grew up in an unironically perfect cheshire town where neighbours were nice to each other and you didn't even need to lock your door
Nice meme Rorke.
>>54001651
disgusting whore
*plays with your foreskin*
>>54001643
i said you didn't need to lock the doors not that they were all unlocked you numpty
>>54001639
FONT
>>54001637
>h-hello is that the garage? Do you have any big strong men who could make up for my utter inadequacy? I d-don't know how to fix an alternator belt
>>54001674
WEEEEEEEEEEW
>>54001615
I'm not sure I know the difference. They were all white nutsacks though
Is this autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC276NNvbJg
>>54001667
alri rasheed
>>54001613
this meme goes deeper. some northern council estates are full of old white people and you could literally walk around at night holding thousands of pounds in cash and nothing would happen
Velma desu lads
>>54001674
oh god yes, that feels good daddy
*start to buckle my hips a bit*
keep playing with it like that
*licks my finger seductively*
*moans a little bit*
can I cum daddy?
>>54001691
>HE LAUGHS
I believe Russia to be by far the shittiest country in Europe
The Russians are a soulless people; communism destroyed whatever small spark of humanity was in them previously
>>54001702
you can walk around inner city black estates at night holding thousands of pounds and nothing will happen. just don't be bait.
LOST my TOOTHBRUSH
>>54001696
Were they porn tier tight ball or just disgusting saggy balls
i wake up in several suicidal depression if i don;t tale a benzo the night before, like right now whcih i s why im still up at half 5
>>54001680
I'm a 20 year old virgin and that's the closest I've ever been to a girl
we also spent a day together (as in just us two) in Uppsala...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/education-news/british-empire-students-should-be-taught-colonialism-not-all-good-say-historians-a6828266.html
>British Empire: Students should be taught colonialism ‘not all good’, say historians
>Call comes after research reveals more than four in ten Britons view the British Empire as a good thing
>>54001709
MUH DICK
>>54001733
yes but i mean you could walk through the streets holding the money in your hands
>>54001709
I'd fuck daphne but I'd marry velma
>>54001722
>implying Russia is European and not Slavshit
>>54001772
get that high test bitch out of my face
>>54001651
Stop posting this paki
>>54001733
how did the blacks manage to gain control of their own estates?
can you choose which council house you want to live in?
>>54001709
I'd fuck scoob but I'd marry shag(gy)
>>54001739
a mix of both I guess
>>54001797
The government separated the races due to race riots in the 80's
>>54001785
UK isn't European
Take that as a compliment, you're vastly superior and I view Europe with much disdain
>>54001786
does anyone else randomly think of something embarrassing you've done in the past and instantly want to kill yourself?
>>54001748
sounds reasonable
>>54001613
I love in Belfast probably the roughest city in UK and I always leave my door unlocked, never been burglared. Paramilitaries shoot people in the knees who housebreak.
>>54001520
Girls actually like balls?
>>54001816
O this is complete news to me
I always thought that racial tension was unique to America, rather that in England you all just got along cause I know that race fetishization is an American thing
>>54001824
Only a few times per day hahaha
>>54001816
what? that's not true at all. blacks simply became concentrated in cheaper areas
why do """people""" on /b/ pretend to be rich?
see: >>664874599
>>54001748
>implying the British Empire can be summarised simply as Good or Bad and isnt much more complex
Dont worry lad theres plenty of History LEcturers who look at subjects like the empire in a balanced way
>>54001504
uk is worse
>>54001855
Why do Australian "people" think they can link properly?
>>54001838
how easy is it to get a gun there la? are there still lots of guns on the street?
>>54001855
oops, here's the real link
>>>/b/664874599
>>54001855
why do ""people"" in australia not know how to link posts?
>>>/b/664874599
done a wake up
>>54001748
>not all good
HISTORY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MAKING SUBJECTIVE VALUE JUDGEMENTS
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ESTABLISHING THE FACTS BY EVALUATING SOURCES
FUCKING POLITICS RUINING EVERYTHING
>>54001843
>I always thought that racial tension was unique to America
Its existed here too lad. Look up the Notting Hill riots and similar stuff. Never got as bad as America since we never had official segregation laws
4:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYBsPv_BtOE
>>54001845
good to know I'm not alone
>>54001838
Growing up we always left our doors unlocked and we lived in a county that was over 50% black and currently is top ten in the NATION for violent crime but the coons stayed on their side of the tracks so I never knew anything but upper middle class white
>>54001870
Handguns are legal so are pretty much every other gun including rifles. You are also allowed open carry permits. It's easy to get one you just need a safe to put them in and an inspector comes out to your house and sees if it's secure and if it is you get a permit. Guns are everywhere here.
Heres a map of gun owners.
Night lads
planning a wank for tomorrow afternoon
>>54001896
Here's a few for you
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_race_riot_of_1919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omaha_race_riot_of_1919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_race_riot
>>54001937
yeah I knew you could get handguns on a section 1 there. Didn't know about the open carry though.. Surely that's only for VIPs? I meant more illegal firearms since I'm guessing the paramilitaries don't use reg'd firearms, but yeah... interesting nonetheless
>>54001937
>he needs a permit
I CONCEALED CARRY no permit needed and own multiple AR-15s
some of that real sticky icky icky
ooh wee!
>>54001996
wow good for you big man
>>54001996
How many terrorist attacks did you stop la?
>>54002015
you jealous m8?
come over i'll let you play with my gun ;^)
still cant believe lethul left EG lads
snipedown seems pretty gutted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Y-tjPaRSE
so am i ;-;
>>54002052
not really. I like guns. I also like the fact that /brit/posters don't have ready access to them.
>>54002057
for the life of me i cant understand this post
>>54001989
>Surely that's only for VIPs?
Not sure but I know policemen and other service people get them.
As for illegal weapons they are everywhere there is a guy at the top of my street that sells really shitty handguns for like 100 quid. UVF bloke
Here's a pic of some of the seized guns.
>>54001996
>muh guns
enjoy illegal prostitution
>>54002094
>tfw no bloke down the pub to sell me shitty chinese knockoff pistols
wow haha really high
>>54002143
I don't care about your cholesterol
>>54002094
Is it spoopy knowing it's about 10:1::illegal:legal guns in your hood?
Or did you grow up used to it/ignore it?
>>54002168
decent bant
>>54002109
I can get a prostitute off of Backpage any time I want
You can likely never gain access to an AR-15 or a handgun no matter how hard you tried
And the bolt action single shot rifle or shotgun you can have? Enjoy not being allowed to take it outside of your shooting club
In 2013 the brit military stopped letting commonwealth citizens apply since budget cuts
Do you think they'll increase spending anytime soon?
Not far lads, CF is going to fucking shit
>>54002119
There's so many nutters in this city. There's another bloke that carries a chainsaw in the boot of his car to scare people with who owe him money, LVF man.
>>54002171
Not really I grew up around a lot of shit, my brother was in trouble with paramilitaries and I show one of his friends get dragged by men in balaclavas with guns out of the house to get corporal punishment when I was like 10, so yeah pretty much jaded towards all of that.
>>54002084
Good lad
>>54002094
jesus sa80s :|
the smg at the top looks homemade -- i think it's a british guys design. he ended up doing time for his """hobby"""
https://clyp.it/ww5kn1v0
https://clyp.it/ww5kn1v0
https://clyp.it/ww5kn1v0
Probably my last update for tonight, next step is to add more of a sub bass under the bass/lead
>>54002240
looks like a WWII Grease Gun that had the lower removed so literallywho had to make a new one in their garage (pornounced: "guh-Rahj")
>>54002211
You can get some cool guns in norn iron
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/colt-king-cobra-38-357-revolver/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/colt-1911-45-acp-gold-cup-national-match-pistol/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/smithth-wesson/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/cz-750-308-sniper-rifle/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/heckler-kock-416-22lr-rifle/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/hk-g36-22lr-mini-rifle/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/colt-m4-ops-22lr-mini-rifle/
http://www.young-guns.org.uk/products/southern-gun-company-9mm-carbine-rifle/
>>54002278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8PeDsO0vGo
>>54001817
Jog on Yank.
>>54002211
>muh guuuuuuunz
>>54002211
>mfw it's legal to own 50 cal rifles in the UK
>it's illegal in most US states
>>54002211
dude piss off kek what are you doing here
>>54001448
I want to kiss those teeth
>>54002211
>can't gamble
>can't can't use prostitutes
>can't cross the road
>can use a gun to kill himself to end his misery.
>>54002373
South Armagh Brigade in Norn Iron with a 50.cal
>>54002396
jag vill KNULLA dig ;-)
woke up at 3
>>54002417
rader detta
>>54002276
Brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4
What did he mean by this?
>>54002412
im not convinced that weapon was procured legally lol
>>54002412
ironically American made
sorry lads
>>54002373
How many guns do you own?
I own 3 ARs, a handgun, a shotgun, and a Lee Enfield with an optic that I use for deer hunting despite the fact that the rounds are a little pricey
>>54002438
vad?
>>54002476
PLEASE piss off out of /brit/
>>54002476
thx lad
>>54002488
Stfu
>>54002488
>hunting
you disgust me
How do I get a gf like this?
>>54002488
y would you need 3 ARs? I get they are nice weapons, but la, why 3. You in Montana or something? lol.
What model Lee Enfield? They are nice rifles. 303 yeah? reload your rounds.
>>54002488
Think you're a big man for shooting dears? Nope you're a coward, if you want to kill something join the army and be a real man.
Alright im fucking watching adelle carpool karaoke just stop suggesting it
>>54002488
>lee enfield
good lad
>>54002524
/cum/
>>54002450
Is this something you could imagine hearing in a club, pinging off the walls?
That would be a meme taken pretty far
>>54002524
>54002524
Draw her on a bit of paper
>>54002551
yeah desu it's banging
>>54002373
same here too lol
desu big game hunters here use .50 cal often enough
>>54002587
Glamour
Means a lot to me tbqh
>>54002276
this is very nice lad. pill guy here, so even though I'm coming down now, you can consider this an expert opinion coming from your target demographic lol.
>>54002530
I have 3 ARs because my other hobby aside from 4chan and watching sports is building guns
One is similar to just a shitty factory AR, the other I use for competitions and has a heavy barrel on it, and the 3rd or rather always number 1 in my eyes, is an SBR or short barreled rifle that I have essentially modified into an M4
>>54002615
>he doesn't have a nugget
>>54002530
>>54002615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJnisSrfdDo
get a winchester
going for a run as soon as civil twilight desu
>>54002609
Wicked
post music to slit your wrists to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQXHP03Mwwk
weed should be coming through my postbox today!!!
hope mum and dad don't open it on me hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
>>54002638
have you been producing for awhile? how long did this take -- did u just churn it out tonight? got a soundcloud?
>Wicked
>>54002615
what are you trying to compensate for
>>54002632
HE'S GOING TO GET A GUN on a CIVILIAN!!
there is not one job on this list that appeals to me apart from athlete and that's obviously not going to happen
am i destined to be NEET?
what realistic jobs do would you enjoy doing/do?
>>54002276
Good shit lad
hyped to hear the final mix. Please include "GET FUCKED WAYNE" btw
>>54002649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IKddfxkDWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LTiKJlB62g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY9lXSm3HVA
>>54002627
>unironically owning a nugget
>>54002661
Nice lad much did you get and what strain
Lads you should be listening to Kim Wilde 3 times a day. It's for your health
Lads I'm fuxked off my fucking tits Jesus Christ help me
>>54002627
nuggets are for poors
>>54002685
>what realistic jobs do would you enjoy doing/do?
I am joining the military once I get in shape
>>54002664
Yeah I only started a few hours ago, been producing on and off for several years
https://soundcloud.com/metathor
The only other tracks I'm still happy with are Chronophilia and Angels Fifty
>>54002687
Already chopped it out into a sample lad, way ahead of you
>>54002745
get some coke and hookers in lad. only sensible choice.
>>54002685
Library assistant would be a comfy job
>>54002761
I like your progressive trance A LOT.
>>54002730
10g of pure shite bottom of the bag shake leaves anol in it for £20 posted 1st class
>>54002768
Mate I've already done bare coke and now I'm very high and can't move
O don't know what is happening tbqh
>>54002819
fuck not bad for 20 squid though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtbqaZmd2vM
2 weeks in torremolino its gonna be tropic
>>54002839
it'd be good if I had some good bud you could mix it in to make it last longer
>>54002631
My dad has a couple old lever actions
I really want a Winchester Model 1897 "trench gun" with the barrel shroud
animal farm on at 7 lads - bbc 2
I'm literally off my fucking tits right now lads
Not going to fucking lie
>>54002856
Aye that's a good idea. Just roll big fat 0.6 spliffs
>>54002530
>y would you need 3 ARs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWr1Oh2ERc
>>54002880
easy lad
Oi lads someone help me get off my chair so I can get in to bed
I'm bare.struggling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1RrgPnzRU
NIGGA ON THE LEFT LOOKING LIKE GHOST AFTER THAT DAB LMAOOO
>>54002211
cool you can shoot a gun. i can:
- go to a brothel and have sex legally (not have to resort to some aids riddle whore, since our brothels are monitored by the government)
- drink when i'm 18
- not cross the street without getting arrested
- not get shot when going to uni, the cinemas, schools, etc
- gamble legally
- then at the end of the day, top it all off with a kinder surprise
>>54002592
That's retarded
All the big game hunters I know use something chambered in .308 Lapua
>>54002925
Wagwan gggggg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vx1OVLX5Rc
solid musical choice imo
thought you might like this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1453503399317.webm
I NEED TO KNOW NOW CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN
>>54002944
I love this guy
>>54002592
>>54002950
*or .300 win mag
This shall be my final post in the thread
You will not see this again
don't blink
*activates Scuttlebug*
>>54003039
>>54002685
dev reporting. i for one welcome our new sjw overlords
>>54002944
Niggas look like dey b on sum chilli peppers lmaooooooooooo
People who weren't around in the twenties when radio exploded can't know what it meant, this milestone for mankind. Suddenly, with radio, there was instant human communication. No longer were our homes isolated and lonely and silent. The world came into our homes for the first time. Music came pouring in. Laughter came in. News came in. The world shrank, with radio.
then video killed the radio star
>>54002997
>t-that h-high is s-so major
>I smoke cannabis, you might know it as "weed" or "pot"
Me on the right
BABY YOUR A FIREWORK COME ON SHOW EM WHAT YOUR WORTH
>I post fedoras, you might know them as "atheists" or "redditors"
Heart is fucking pounding lads jesus christ wwweeewwww
>>54003108
Dave?
>>54003124
AWW SHEEIT
GET THE WATER NIGGA
Gonna vote for bernie sanders, lads
>>54003164
its your right as an American to make a protest vote even if it will have little impact.
>>54003164
vote trump for the bantz
>>54003153
Dave's not here, man.
literally don't care who the next president is
I'm bare fucked lads I haven't moved flor so long ahh
>>54003237
My hat is in the mail
can't stump the bern
>>54003283
are you stuck to a toilet seat?
>>54003164
good lad
>>54003307
Nah I'm at my desk
My.bed is right behind me
But its like bare effort to move anything but my.hands at the moment
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mLOu5RiRjs
>>54003296
>>54003337
What did you take lad?
Does she want my willy yet lads
theres no absorbin' the corbyn
just ran out of beer lads
all the trees are moving in unison and ice is falling off of them in a rthymic manner
mate is saying when we looked eachother it was love at first sight
hate when he gets drunk and gayposts me fs
>>54003362
Drunk lots
Snorted plenty of coca cola
And now. I've smoked a lot and am glued to my chair
>>54003378
in a pinch i see raid your parents liquor cabinet
>I'm a STEM major
I pity black people 2bh. Wish things weren't so bad for them
Shall I drink more rum
>>54003415
ahh whenever i do some gorilla fingers any weed smoked after has no effect
>>54003425
My parents don't really drink
Wavey wavey wabey
music sounds a lot better when you're drunk, lads
>>54003444
Yes
