TORCH THE CUNTS edition
>scatvia
:DDDDDDDDDDD
the only balt i know the name of without mousing over is estonia because they have best flag
why are you not just one country anyway?
>>53983775
>off by two yet again
>shatvia
>>>53983415
DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW GAY THIS IS
>>53983875
m8, youre bait posts are quite shit. this isnt /brit/
>>53983875
Go eat shit paki
>>53983941
>its b8 not knowing the history of some slav country thats never done anything
ye okay haha
>>53983775
was going to make the Baltic Way edition.... hope you're enjoying this....
>>53983986
>some slav country
You're not on your game tonight, lad.
>>53983875
>>53983932
and?
>>53984040
are you really not slavs? do you look like slavs and just consider yourself not to be like brits think theyre anglo saxons and not 90% celtic?
>>53984195
Being a slav is a mentality not looks
>>53984195
baltic=/=slavic
We look nothing like slavs
Our culture is not slavic
Our language together with Lithuania is one of the oldes in the world
They tried to russificate us for 250 years and failed
I could go one, but you got your (You). Enjoy.
>>53984195
>>53984304
Also we aren't even related to slavs genetically. Balts and especially Lithuanians have the purest white genes in the world.
>>53984304
Latvia is pure germanic
t. Karl Friedrich von Kadackasax
>>53984369
>no iceland
;(
>Tfw no chain smoking, raven haired, cabbage cooking, loyal Russian sex nymph gf who regards other woman with suspicion
FEELS FUCKING AWFUL
E
E
L
S
F
U
C
K
I
N
G
A
W
F
U
L
>>53983775
>>53983775
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO Evil white racist look at these stormweenies.
>>53984446
:^)
do you look like this then lads?
>>53984446
>Being white literally triggers all other races
>>53984369
Did you forget we're africans?
>>53984511
where did you find this picture of me?
I'm worried about Latvian ultanationalism
>>53984439
>Those scenes when she is flirting with Rommel
kill me
>>53984439
I like that TV show.
>>53984511
That's a polack.
>>53984512
They can only live through it by spamming ebin butthurt belt meme.
>>53984531
we wuz pharaohs
>>53984652
Bring out the FLAMMENWERFERS?
>>53984831
Ready up, lad.
>tfw people actually save your OC
>>53984831
>>53984877
>>53984907
hello is finlan welcome :D
>>53985172
>>53985172
>>53985265
These dubs.
>>53985265
>>53985395
>more of my flag than any other
think ill just make myself at home
>>53985459
>you're
Don't insult Aussieland-New Sheepland, they actually have friends.
>>53985592
your*
>>53985592
canada is always sucking up to us tbqh
>>53985666
>>53985666
You can keep the canucucks.
>>53985666
>canada
Meme country tbqh
>>53983775
>>53984831
>>53984877
>>53984907
>>53985242
>>53985395
>PRIBALTIC FASHISTI
>R
>I
>B
>A
>L
>T
>I
>C
>F
>A
>S
>H
>I
>S
>T
>I
>>53986105
:^)
>>53986105
You rang?
>>53986105
*pribalti fashisti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUhvdv2piVU
Selle laulu saaks põhimõtteliselt muuta üleüldiseks isamaaliseks lauluks, mitte just Virumaa oma.
Virulased -> Eestlased
Virumaa -> Eestimaa
või
Virulased -> Maarahvas
Virumaa -> Maavald
such a comfy breeze in my house this morning lads
I was just in the kitchen remarking how on point the breeze is right now
>>53986251
shut the fuck up
>>53986283
enjoy the breeze, breezer.
Mis teete, semud?
>>53986283
Not suppose to get above 34 today, maybe some rain in the afternoon
Feels good.
>>53986165
Could use some touchup tbqh lad
>>53986445
Listening, lad. I got some free time on me, although i only know how to use paint.
>>53986369
wew
>>53986396
music to my horny little ears
Looks like we'll be going to war with /Norgetr('a' with little dot)den/ soon. What do you lads think are our chances?
>>53986748
Who?
>>53986748
we are going to win, don't sweat it
>>53986748
we won't accept anything less than total victory
>>53986831
>/balt/ vs /aus/ in first round
lol
>>53986748
Rev up the engines, lad.
>>53986748
>>53986809
>>53986818
>>53986831
>>53986899
/rus/ seems to be bigger problem at the moment, chaps.
>>53986831
WAIT
A
FUCKING
MINUTE
Round #1, category H
>/aus/ vs. /balt/
YOU FUCKING KILLED US IN ROUND ONE
>PRIBALTI FASHISTI
>>53986818
>>53986831
unless /rus/ posts on 2ch again
>>53986937
Those fuckers are cheating
>>53983775
Why aren't western euro cunts more like the based baltic cunts?
>>53986951
we won the whole thing lad
no shame
>>53986975
because they don't know the dangers of communism and multi-kulti
>>53986937
>>53986957
we have to play our cards on /cum/ to destroy /rus/
>>53986975
Because we've survived everything since 1200's, and still haven't been assimilated or put to sleep. The west cant handle things like that, they easily break. That's why they shitpost about us being butthurt, while we are the ones who cause the butthurt to others by being based.
>>53986975
they don't understand the threat of socialism
>>53986951
When we win this again, the general will be called /balt + ausnz + asean/ btw.
>>53987110
The hole in the glass kinda looks like Australia
It's nice to be noticed
>>53987127
>+ asean
HELL NO
>>53987127
no.
>>53987127
delet tb.h
>want to leave estonia
>google about other cunts
>everyone is negative, saying how much their cunt sucks, how everyone is leaving and how shite the weather is
weow
>>53983775
whoever manufactures those torches is going to have a good quarter
>>53987156
>>53987161
>>53987186
Yes.
Everyone will be /balt/ in the long run.
>>53987127
/asean/ can keep its dick waving cancer to itself, those lads don't even understand the concept of banter
>>53983775
>>53983858
>>53983950
Baltbros, where are you?>>53985648
>>53987207
come to england lad the bad things people say are all memes easily best cunt world
>>53987207
The weather is shit everywhere
Iceland's real comfy though
>>53987207
move to new zealand
>>53987219
Adding /AUSNZ/ to /Balt/ was right move, all the rest of the generals are crap.
>>53987207
Why do you want to leave Estonia?
>>53987108
This, we have gone trough too much shit already where we had no decision about it happening or not, and we certainly won't be willingly stepping into another disaster again.
>>53987207
Everyone suffers from a terrible case of "The grass is greener on the other side-itus", don't worry. Take a vacation before you move though, get an idea for the cuntry. Australia, for example, is hot as balls pretty much all year round but other than that it's a gud life.
>>53987374
>and we certainly won't be willingly stepping into another disaster again
Yet we willingly gave up our independence by joining EU
>>53987219
Prediction: /balt+/ausnz/+/whatever/ will eventually devolve into shitpost general.
A shitposting general will obviously collapse aswell, but what into, I don't know. Original /balt/? Seperate generals?
>>53987108
>That's why they shitpost about us being butthurt
But balts are usually the kindest people around on /int/
>>53987484
cant imagine that happening :D
>>53987480
At the time when we joined it was
>Our different nationalities and diversity(not the muslim and nigger kind) is our strength to unite us
now its
>TAKE THE FUCKING ARABS OR WE PUT SANCTIONS ON YOU
>>53987484
Like Jewgoslavia, it'll collapse into separate generals that'll inevitably end up getting back together again. Except the Croats/aseans, they can fuck off.
>>53987533
I can.
>>53987539
The refugees are mostly africans from non conflict zones, besides their local squabbles, militias and kings n shied.
>>53987507
Because we are. If you see us talking shit about anyone its usually a friendly joke. Except a select few of swedes and Russians. But everyone wants to be in the cool kids club and spam
>LOL NO CULTURE
>LOL RUSSIANS IN DENIAL
>LOL WHO
>LOL BUTTHURT BELT
>LOL CAN I JOIN THE KOOL KIDS KLUB NOW?
So usually every thread devolves into us counter-shitposting proofs of our history and so on.
>>53987634
>proofs of our history
WE
lads I just tried to pick up my dog, labrador, and his nails swiped my balls
There's no blood on the outside but I can definitely see a buildup of blood beneath the skin
am I kil lads?
>>53987581
this tbqh
>>53987507
>But balts are usually the kindest people around on /int/
literally what
>>53987461
>The grass is greener on the other side-itus
I know it's like a metaphor and all, but if you consider that most of the year it's dark and shitty here then the grass actually is greener somewhere else. Except in the desert, there's no grass there.
>>53987669
PALA PALA
>susimeta centus ant bambalio
TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>išskiečia alkūnes eidamas
PALA TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>pasitaiso smunkančias reebok kelnes
PALA PALA
>nesivalo dantų
PALA TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>kaliočina
KRW NORI PASAKYT KAD
>žaidžia kašį
BANDAI PRIBAZARINT KAD
>surūko pačioką
NORI PASAKYT KAD BUWOM
>stovi biržoj
KAD BUWOM IKI JODOSIOS JUUUUUUUUROS
>emigruoja
>>53987748
oh no
lithuania has gone off the deep end
my knees are flushed and hot
does anyone like hot knees
>>53987507
lol
>>53987539
It's not just about refugees.
EU can force us to do shit we don't want to.
People right now are petitioning about referendum on refugees. The thing is it won't matter since it has already been decided by EU.
EU is a democracy, and by being a country with population of less than 2 million, we have no say in anything.
>>53987737
except in an oasis
>>53987729
What "what"? Look, I just made a thread that is actually helpful to Americans!
>>53987454
>>53987589
The 500 we agreed to take in the span of two years will be strictly chosen. We have our special units and security police with government officials in Greece to choose them.
We agreed to only take
>families
>know different languages, at least english
>have finished 12th grade in school or what ever the fuck that education level is called
>job experience
>will integrate into the society
When they arrive in Mucinieki, they will be instantly put into language, history, culture classes and many others. After they've finished these they will be relocated the the depopulated little villages around Latvia.
>>53987789
No, those aren't real. They only exist in cartoons where the picture blurs and people hallucinate.
>>53987801
Woah, wait.. wait, hold up.. like.. wait, what? Woah.. wait a minute
You bag milk too?
What the fuck Estonia, I thought you guys were cool but it looks like you're as bad as Leafland
>>53987787
Germans are proper cunts desu.
>>53987883
but i drink kefir from a box
>>53987787
I consider the main reason behind is that we always had to choose the lesser evil.
Harmony - pro-kremlin
Unity - pro-EU
ZZS - only now got their shit back together
NA - Love them, but sometimes they are fucking retarded.
I just hope Kučinskis actually keeps his promises and gets our shit together. I have faith in the lad.
statement by prosecutors said investigators seized luxury cars, cash, bank accounts and other goods abroad including an unknown amount of Bitcoin in cooperation with officials in the United States, Australia, Lithuania and
Morocco
> Australia, Lithuania
ok, witch one of you were busted you cunts?
>>53987926
Liechtenstein really hates the Croats.
>>53987953
>Kučinskis
Is that the de-polonised version of Kuczyński?
>>53987966
>tfw I discovered Bitcoin when they were selling for $20
>tfw I bought 20 to use on the silken road, only used 3
>tfw I threw away the laptop and lose the wallet, $9000 sitting in a landfill
>>53987926
you also hate germans? starting to like you chaps
>>53988170
Mother of god....
![1453503171787[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/saFfm9d.gif "1453503171787[1].gif")
>Americans are going to make a socialist their president.
The ride never ends..
>>53988139
Nah he's our only hope.
>>53988203
Fuck everything german pre ww2 and after. The last good germans died at Berlin in 1945 besides the 15th Division.
>>53988139
Yes.
>>53987953
The optimal choice would be joining NATO for protection and telling EU to fuck off.
Don't understand why Latvians like being slaves so much. Why not rule in our own country?
>>53987748
lame, most of those are applicable to any ystern jūros
*bares ass*
>>53988608
That looks familiar
>>53988601
*drowns in sea of blubber*
>>53987953
>NA - Love them
https://twitter.com/janisdombrava/status/689816872934621185
>>53988646
>Shekelsberg.png
>not naming Golbergensteinberg
>>53987207
from what I have noticed whenever you talk about moving somewhere else everyone tries to discourage you for whatever reason
>>53988443
Lad, trust me. No Latvian likes the EU. The moment we saw what it really was, we hated it and resented the idea of joining it. It has been Unity that's been forcibly taking our pants down and bending us over for Brussels. No more, i hope. ZZS is an anti-EU party. Don't you remember how we burned EU flags in the streets in 2014?
>>53988443
Being singled out as the one country outside of eu in a region like eastern europe severely hurts opportunities for foreign investment.
>>53988721
>but sometimes they are fucking retarded
Ignored that part didn't we?
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjG7-5kbevo
how is it going chaps
>>53988938
This is a better one lad
>http://www.vilki.lv/Vilkudiski/Dzelondratis/_Media/2-02-par-latviju.mp3
>PRIBALTIK FASHISTI
>>53988938
tbqh wit you lad, the only songs I listen to are by David Bowie
>tfw not memeing, literally own all his albums on vinyl
>>53988960
i dont know, do u?
>>53988960
no
>>53988938
What the hell? This is a wiener party.
>>53988960
It's dark and cold outside but my room is warm so I guess it's alright? How do you do?
>>53988890
I just had to post it.
>>53988960
Not too bad.
>>53988697
*twerks*
POST WAR SONGS LADS
>>53989119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUPKWUos2hw
>>53988960
27 C today, may go down to the beach.
Rate the view chaps
Fellow Lithuanians what party are you voting for in the next election?There isnt even one good party that would be somewhat skeptical about refugees and not pro kremlin
>>53989116
*the resulting shift in plate tectonics causes a tsunami that sends 85% of Holland beneath the waves*
>>53989166
:^(, but its a good song tho at least
http://www.vilki.lv/Vilkudiski/Dzelondratis/_Media/2-11-celieties-biedri.mp3
What are you baltbros doing to celebrate Austraya day?
>>53989166
>The Real Thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msbfN81Gm0
>>53989214
Pretty awesome tbqh, chap.
>>53989222
sounds like latvian salil sawarim
>>53989284
riflemen/legionnaire songs.
I like to listen to shit like this when im drunk.
Good heavens, look at the time.
>>53989323
most famous estonian warsong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU7sTwgGwKU
>>53989323
http://www.vilki.lv/Vilkudiski/Dzelondratis/_Media/2-01-ritprusija.mp3
>almost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpNUqNe0U5g
>>53989216
do refugees even want to go to your country? not trying to be rude
>>53989388
The first family that arrived in Lithuania proceeded to immediately sue the country because not enough gibs
>>53989119
I don't know any Australian war song tbqh lad, take this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yA98MujNeM
Be nice, it's basically the national anthem
>>53989217
it worked
AMERICANS,
AMASS WEIGHT!
>>53989439
Had a good laugh m8.
Have one of our best songs translated with english subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1JXknJBSsY
>>53989323
The other day I told my friend about my fantasy of getting drunk and playing the piano and having a sing-a-long with the lads
He was just like, "oh okay"
And we have not mentioned it since
>>53989438
not really
>>53989494
Did you actually start out with "I have this fantasy..."
>>53989119
Literally the only aussie song about war I know of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
>>53989494
Change friends tbqh.
>>53989538
Wasn't it like that? That you guys refused to give them permanent leech status and they chimped out?
FUGGGGG :DDDDD
>>53989574
I probably started with "I reckon it would be sick to... "
to be fair he is the type to get drunk and "riff" on a guitar with other mates. I thought he would be into it
>>53989037
i don't know either
what to make of this all
>>53989081
frying potatoes and sausage and onions
>>53989684
He probably thought you wanted to suck his dick after tbqh
>>53989628
bydlo trainers... nah, let him shaven
>>53989586
Pretty based.
http://www.vilki.lv/Vilkudiski/Dzelondratis/_Media/2-17-kad-skiroties-no-teva.mp3
>>53989612
>refused to give them permanent leech status and they chimped out
Yep you're right
>>53989793
>wake up
>eat brekkie watching the news
>have a shower
>go to work
>open /balt + aunz/ when it's slow
>have a laugh
thanks familia, for always being there.
>>53989793
>not wearing trackies exclusively
How bourgeois of you to be honest.
>>53989788
yeah probably
>>53990080
get back to work you lazy cunt
>>53990121
>working on Saturday
>>53989878
not(not)
so, yes?
>>53990189
w-what if i told you, i sometimes work on saturdays :DDD
>>53990199
a = "XDDD"
!a && !a
>>53990121
more un-larrikin thing I've heard all day, must be a Melbournite lmao.
any lads wanna hop in to shitpost down swedens confidence?
>>/po/61764877
Im running out of material
>lexi belle is now fat
>childhood ruined
pick both
>>53990337
>>>/po/61764877
>>53990337
>>/pol/61764877
cant even type
>>53990378
Its 3 meme arrows to cross board my friends
>>53990378
>>>/pol/61764877
Get it correctly, lad
>>53990378
>>>/pol/61764877
ITS 2AM OKAY?
>>53990337
tbqh lad the only reason I browse /int/ is that it's slightly less cancerous than /pol/, you're on your own on this one
>>53990433
404's the SECOND I post an ebin reply
fuck
>>53990502
Just archived.
I just go on /pol/ to trigger slavs and swedes. Worked like a charm, had the whole 3rd Rigan Shitpost company in there. Many buttblasted cucks were seen.
>>53990502
>tbqh lad the only reason I browse /int/ is that it's slightly less cancerous than /pol/, you're on your own on this one
Heh, me too
>>53990515
mine was gong to be VERY good
i will try and recreate it in the below meme arrow
>ebig raid balt :DDD
>>53990551
What a nice way to pass time.
>>>/pol/61765428
HE KEEPS GOING, HE MADE A THREAD
>WE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS MUCH BUTTHURT CAUSING
I have learned so much about geography since I started lurking /int/
I actually know off the top of my head that austria and hungary are adjacent
>>53990678
"hey Bryce come take a photo of me sitting here pretending to be a chinese!"
>>53990770
I've learnt that Malaysians are literally autistic sperglords who'll bite and bait and go into a fit of rage
>/asean/
>>53990770
but then it comes to south america and africa and its just a blur haha
if only they posted more
>>53990871
desu I've sort of caught on to south america
I only know benin, niger, and south africa in africa :DD
>>53990871
>Africa
Who cares lmao
>>53990770
>Austro-Hungarian Empire
Don't they teach history in nIceland? It wasn't even that long ago
>>53990871
>>53990920
the teuton was probably trained to be a fisherman from infancy but don't they have schools in england and it's posessions?
>>53990952
very little in the way of mandatory classes
mostly electives so I chose not to take history
>>53990763
i posted for the first time in /pol/ ?? more like /lol/
>>53990770
hey Icelad
>>53991085
>>>/pol/61766253
:DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53991202
nicelad is the proper anagram
>>53991220
ebig:DDDD
>>53991220
NOT A WORD ON THESE DIGITS RUDELAND
So lads, what're you doing right now?
I'm listening to music,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUfXaF4g6lg
>>53991278
war songs, lad
>>53991272
50 OFF :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Is it wrong and unhealthy that i love nIceland?
>>53991278
pretty much same. listening to oldies trying to find some nice samples. ++getting drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScNgrQ1EXr0
>>53991390
tbqh these nIcelads have been pretty cool
Almost makes me want to support an expansion to /balt/+/ausnz/+/Iceland/, but they ain't got their own flag and it'd just get overrun by Omars and Ahmeds from the mainland.
>>53991390
>>53991465
>>53991465
also it's just me being expat
Iceland has a flag
http://s.4cdn.org/image/country/is.gif
>>53991337
>99
>1337
When you get a great get that gets got by Nicelad
>>53991547
So it does, huh
>>53991465
>being new to baltaunz
nicelad has posted under the nicelandic flag for ages
>>53991654
tbqh lad I confused it with the Norwegian flag
Also onto a new song,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP2SS8ggLtU
https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?t=50
>>53991873
>anime
stop this before you become autistic tbqh, just some good adviceland
>>53991873
BADLAND STOP! NO ANIME
>>53991957
>>53992013
I just wanted a dancing gif ok
>>53991873
Anime is great. Really good post!
Does /balt/ have the potential to become economically relevant? Your economy has significantly grown since the collapse of gommunism
>>53992101
FASTEST GROWING ECONOMY
>>53992149
Serious question, what is there to actually do on Iceland? In the winter months especially, do you all just hibernate in your own houses or what?
Next song,
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIog1vxXN4U
>>53992101
/balt + aunz/ will unite in 2030 and become superpower.
>>53992214
since everyone lives in the same city area, people go downtown and get wasted
the weather's actually a bit milder than most of north europe
>>53992101
in some niche fields yes, as an economy of scale? there's so few of us
>>53992214
drugs and disco? :DDD i know that's what i'd to on a desolated island in the middle of fucking nowhere, no offense ofc.
>>53992266
Poland and Belarus should be the first target to help restore Lithuania to its former glory tbqh lad
>>53989119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0ajM7aL-Vc
>>53992430
I have seen past the leaf and can appreciate this post
>>53992430
>>>/int/cum
(s)cum
Another serious question for the baltbros, is there any actual fear of potential Russian invasion? After Crimea I think that would be at the forefront of Baltic politics but I don't hear much of it tbqh
Next song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGQo6zpVzt8
>>53992430
what war are you fighting to that tune? the war against the dirty q-tip and used tampons?
>>53992101
Still not recovered fully from the 2008 crisis, but we're getting there.
>>53992566
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53992430
:^)))))))
http://www.vilki.lv/Vilkudiski/Dzelondratis/_Media/2-18-pari-stepem.mp3
>>53992599
Latvia will be a superpower by 2030
>>53992565
well, before crimea there was georgia and before that ... and so on. russia obviously is a constant threat to us militarily, but you can't really compare estonia to ukraine or georgia for that matter
i don't mean to sound rude, but they are much, much easier targets
