Americas future edition
>protestants
reminder to post all comments and concerns about /int/ moderation at
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What in fug happened to last thread
>>53988375
She will lose
>nike shoes
>6 years ago
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/oct/17/angela-merkel-german-multiculturalism-failed
>>53988500
mods got hungry
>>53988500
hotpocketed for literally no fucking reason
>women
>>53988500
Mod autism desu
Not uncommon
>>53988375
This threads official theme too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U
I think I'm in some kind of half swamp what in fug I hear ice creaking below my feet
>>53988812
delete this
I could kill myself right now and nobody would know for at least 2 weeks
>>53988812
CANADA YES
ISRAEL YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY POST MORE
>>53988375
>tfw might actually vote red if Hillary wins the nomination
Or hell, anybody good in independent? They'll never be relevant if nobody votes for 'em
>>53988812
>furfags are still allowed to exist
why tho
>>53989145
Is there a reason you hate Hillary so much?
Anyone else /about to be snowed in/?
It's already half a foot out there
>>53988500
If they're gonna delete one, why not just start going on a rampage on every last general.
God knows we need it.
>porn and fur threads all over /v/
>/cum/ gets shit on
wth
>>53989273
Bright and sunny on the west coast
>>53988744
As it turns out, I was walking on a little stream
>tfw you deshell a bunch of pistachios and eat them all at once
>>53989328
any particular reason that you visit /v/ post 2010? its literally top 5 worst boards on 4chan
>>53989400
Actually /v/ is the worst board. I go for porn and maybe updates on games I'm looking forward to.
>>53989243
Because you allow them and because they are the least degenerate
>>53989400
List the 5
From the top of my head
1. /b/
2. /v/
3. /soc/
4. /r9k/
5. /plol/
>>53989369
Which I fell into when the ice cracked
I was gonna wander around the nature reserve of this park some more, they say it's 50 acres. But not any more my feet are numb. I'm only wearing converse sneakers lmao.
>>53989529
/pol/ is top 10 but I wouldnt rank it in top 5. IDs and flags did the board some good.
1. /b/
2. /soc/
3. /r9k/
4. /v/
5. /mlp/
>>53989657
Forgot /mlp/ existed desu
I don't like country flags in /pol/ in all honesty. I can see how they'd be useful in some situations like Ukraine threads where posters actually live in the region, but it's mostly just caused /int/ memespouting
>>53989369
>>53989598
You're gonna die lad
Rip
what about 5 best boards? heres mine
1. /tg/
2. /int/
3. /sp/
4. /sci/
5. /k/
>>53989748
>/mlp/
Containment boards don't count (/soc/, /vp/, etc.).
/tg/ and /co/ used to be alright but now they're just shit.
>>53989817
>/int/
>not shit
It's about 90% autistic clubhouses and the other 10% is porn and spam
>>53989957
what do you have against /tg/? there was like 1 year where it had a big problem with HORRIBLE moderation but they were all replaced. nowadays it serves its purpose better than any other board that ive visited for any period of time.
>>53990039
its comfy. it has the perfect traffic to shitposting ratio and you can have a lot of good discussion most of the time.
I assume you all did what is right and voted for /deutsch/? https://poal.me/qzvo9i
>>53990046
>what do you have against /tg/?
The terrible posters most of all. I just opened it for the first time in literal years and more than 3/4 of the threads on the first page are quest bullshit.
>>53989808
I'm back home now anyway
It's good lad
>>53990296
the RP threads have literally always been a big part of the board and the posters are literally some of the best on 4chan when it comes to staying on topic and not shitposting. I truly dont know how you could think this
>>53988500
Mods got uppity
>even the republican party is now hating on trump
little do they know this makes me like him more
>>53989369
RIP man
>>53988375
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP
>>53990228
I wish you well in your struggle against the untermensch
>>53988375
Hillary Clinton is the only candidate who can get me to go out and vote.
Vote for literally any human on the planet besides her.
>Days since Canadian mass shooting: 0
Wew lads, these things don't happen in any other industrialized country desu. Better get some sensible gun legislation tbf.
>>53990228
I just did now
>>53990228
..нeт.
I'm seriously debating on driving to Des Moines to see Hillary. Should I do it?
gonna get chinese
>>53990540
я люблю тeбя
>>53990509
>>53990537
Thanks mates, you did the right thing
>>53990540
EIN
FICKEN
BLATT
TYP
GRAS
LMAO
>drinking 10 year old lebanese red wine
>eating dominos pizaz
am I fancy yet /cum/?
>>53990566
how far is the trip?
>>53990525
Last one was a terrorist attack I guess. Before that a disgruntled kid (Maple Rambo) shooting cops who now hates himself.
Mostly it's just cops getting killed or some murder suicide from family issues. We probably get more mass stabbing murders from disturbed people.
>>53990671
only if you use a knife and fork
>>53990687
Like 3.5 hours, I'm in Minnesota
>>53990671
I'm about to make some coke and vodka like a classy person. So yes, you're classy.
>>53990727
is that for the ride down?
>>53989657
/mlp/ is fine as its a containment board. So I like it for doing its job. Its probably outliving its usefulness. The MLP craze is over as far as I know.
>>53990764
Yeah, it'd be 7hrs round trip, but i could leave tomorrow and make a trip of it.
>>53990739
ruskie ruskie honk honk
>>53988375
what kind of people buy at costco?
what kind of people buy at trader joes?
>>53990775
Things like that never really go away until all the fans die. The most cancerous ones tend to stick around in fandoms while lest obnoxious ones move onto something else.
>tfw chapped lips
>>53990427
All the candidates in the election are ridiculous tbt familia.
Just look at the GRP candidates as well. I made a remark about it earlier in the week but god damn, really?
>>53990814
Weather permitting, sure.
Dont drink too much on the way either
>>53990390
>the RP threads have literally always been a big part of the board
Not when it was first introduced. But that's besides the point.
Users define the board. /jp/ is a good example since it used to be "Japanese Culture" until those guys got moot to change it.
Personally, I think /tg/ is an open sewer. The posters may stay on topic and not shitpost (by /tg/ standards). However none of that changes the fact that "on topic" /tg/ is terrible or that /tg/ posting standards are low.
>>53990727
she will be in Saint Paul on February 12. You can wait until then.
>>53989957
I still like /co/ for storytime threads. But almost any other thread delves into tumblr vs. 4chan.
>>53990832
Average middle americans
Hey canadabros wanna meet each other in the middle of Lake Erie? Ohio here.
>>53990832
What an odd question.
>>53990832
upper-middle class
>>53990868
Oh shit, I forgot about that. I may go to that then. It's at the U right?
>>53990860
I will be safe anon!
>>53990883
International waters if youre right on the line bro
>>53990228
I went for the one that would be easier for us to beat.
>>53990857
>hillary
>security flaws
>showing the strings that shes attached to
>pro HEAVY immigration despite america already having the most immigrants and recent history showing that taking in syrian refugees is bad
>says she will be like germany's absolutely fucking PATHETIC leader
I'm sorry but if we had a president anything like germanys leader I just couldn't accept it. That is, politically, the worst POSSIBLE thing that could happen to this country.
Here's a video of her being literally ashamed of being from the country she is leader of.
https://youtu.be/_Rcc7xgD2dM
She is the worst "leader" in the modern age by a huge amount
>>53989817
I used to go to /tg/ all the time after Fuck Quest was purged from /a/
/int/
/a/
/k/
/tg/
/lit/
the Irish deserve to die
>>53991018
>says she will be like germany's absolutely fucking PATHETIC leader
do not vote for
abort
abort
jesus christ time travel and abort her
>>53989259
>corrupt, establishment, criminal
Take your pick.
Slavs aren't human
>>53990946
The schedule says its at the St. Paul RiverCentre.
>>53990427
The Republicans are actually starting to accept the possibility of Trump being their candidate, even if they don't really like him.
To him, he's the lesser of two evils compared to his nearest rival, Ted Cruz.
STOP MAKING FUN OF US SOUTHERNERS FOR BEING SCARED OF SNOW STORMS
ITS NOT ABOUT SNOW ITS THE DANGER OF ICE BECAUSE WE HAVE NO INFRASTRUCTURE TO DEAL WITH ICE U FUCKING ASSHATS
what're you listening to /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
>>53991097
rude
As long as the Jews continue to exist there can never be peace
>>53991097
that's a lot of flags
>>53991217
What "infrastructure" do you think the north has? Heated roads?
All you need is a truck with a plow on it and some salt.
I've been in the south when there was a 3 inch snow storm and the entire fucking city fell apart.
You southerners are just soft
>>53991217
>THE DANGER OF ICE
Just stop driving like a bunch of dumb faggots.
Ice has less friction so you go slower. Ice with fresh powder on top even more so. Not that fuckin' hard, lil' buddy.
>>53991217
relax
Did the last thread get deleted because it made reference to pic related?
>backlog of movies to watch
>backlog of games I haven't played in steam library
>bunch of books on the shelf I've never read
>Just sit on /int/ bored as fuck
>If i try to start something I just lose interest and come back
What the FUCK is wrong with me
>>53991266
this is what I'm getting
Reminder not to reply to people with the flag extension
>>53988375
Let's make /cum/ great again.
>>53991217
>southerners
>snow
kkekekekekek deal with it pals
it aint that bad
>>53991145
Ah, the Civic Center! Okay, thank you!
>>53991396
But how will you know?
>>53991280
Nother places have snow ploughs and salt trucks
I live in Vancouver so we haven't invested into any of that shit since it barely ever snows, so it when it does, everything shuts down
>>53991223
Do you ever stop spouting dumb shit
>>53991408
We would have to build a wall to keep anime and sweden out
The only way a ruling class can be successful is through obfuscation from the commonalty.
I just realized that the plaintiff in criminal trials in Canada is "Her Majesty the Queen" lmao.
>>53991433
If the southern STATES can't afford plows that all of my neighbors can afford and salt then they have much bigger issues than ice
>>53991324
it's not just you m8, I often feel the same way and I believe quite a few others on here do as well
>>53991345
refreshing the page seemed to fix it, bit strange though
>be canadian
>get shot
>>53991324
>>53991514
>tfw eternally bored
I want to die, but then again there is no reason to die, either, or at the very least me living outweighs the benefits of me dying
execute all frog posters
>>53991579
living on the EDGE
I want to breed an ASMR slut
>need a code from professor to register another code so I can use that code to access online quizzes and exams
>said code I wasn't able to get until today because of a shit delivery
>due date for quizzes and exams ends in 6 hours
>emailed prof an hour ago
>still no response
Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay. Everything will be okay.
>>53991639
>not misogynist school shooter frog
Cmon now m8, a man died to save pepe.
>yfw 2015 Weedman takes away hunting rifles
>>53991324
I've been forcing myself to actually consume more media recently. I found starting with music was good because you can at least multitask while doing that.
>>53991639
>2016
>posting le reddit frog
>guy in apartment below me invites me to a party
>says he'll text me to come down
>can hear people and music downstairs, but still no text
what do?
>>53991506
No, it would be economically retarded to buy and keep vehicles/salt supplies ready for something that almost never happens
>female politicians look up to angela "just cuck my nation up" merkel
>not Maggie Thatcher
I think we just need to accept at the point that the western world is fucked
>>53992199
Wait for his text, if he doesn't send it just forget it
>>53992199
wait until they get fucked up and people start leaving then they want more people over and remember you
>>53992267
Maggie was a bad bitch.
>>53992253
Yeah just like it's economically retarded to plan for floods or any other sort of rare natural disaster right?
Storing some plows and salt in a hangar somewhere is insanely cheap for an entire fucking state.
Southerners are just soft dixie princesses
>getting some top tier sausage at my butcher
>really nice looking dodge charger pulls up with some pain in the ass bass system shaking the windows of the shop while blaring taylor swift
>two qt girls and a fat chick come in the store, one talking to the butcher about some sirloin beef, another talking to her bf about shopping in a poor neighborhood because shes a saint, and the fat chick asking for vegetarian shit
>register asks the chick on her phone to go outside because nobody wants to listen to her bull which sets her off.
>register leaves for the backroom and comes back to calm her down while his nephew is crawling behind the counter to get behind her.
>he grabs two big ass handfulls of her ass and then starts shooting her with a spraybottle while shes flipping her shit
>Main qt buys her steak and goes back to the car with the fatty
>Loud mouth gives up chasing the kid and starts sobbing before leaving
>settle for some cheap sausage because I want to buy a pork roast as well.
How is /cum/ doing tonight?
IT'S HAPPENING LADS
I GOT A RESPONSE FROM SOMEONE ON TINDER
>>53992354
The amount of money it costs to take it easy for a few days during a snow storm is nothing compared to the cost of buying a bunch of equipment and supplies you use twice a decade
>Storing some plows and salt in a hangar somewhere is insanely cheap for an entire fucking state.
No it isn't
You need drivers on call, you need to regularly check and test the equipment, and for it to be enough to clear snow quickly enough to be useful, you'd need a fuck ton of them.
You clearly haven't given this very much thought.
Hey fags, it's fucking cold down here.
I thought I was in the South, but there's all this white, wet shit everywhere and it's too cold to be jizz.
What the fuck is this shit?
thanks for the dubs
>>53991579
>dying isn't appealing
>neither is living
I think it'll always be like this. Not to say it's unpleasant, but it isn't exactly an enjoyable state of being either.
No matter what state my life is in. Whether I'm working or not, going to university or not, staying at home or not -- it doesn't matter. Everything is simply going through the motions. There's no purpose or meaning. That's the crux of it.
>>53992061
Isn't Canada actually really huge on gunz?
>>53992528
>The amount of money it costs to take it easy for a few days during a snow storm is nothing compared to the cost of buying a bunch of equipment and supplies you use twice a decade
>something my plumber neighbor can easily afford is a huge investment for an entire state
jesus how poor is this south?
>>53992566
get the fuck out
>>53992428
I actually have a package of cheese-stuffed sausages in my fridge.
>>53992528
>you need to regularly check and test the equipment
You realize they are just plows right? you attach them to a normal truck and push snow
>>53992548
Tough life, buddy
Gotta man up
>>53992567
jokes on you i drink and do drugs makes life sorta ok
>>53992566
We allowed this to happen, that's how cool we are
>tfw she says the sex was amazing even though you were pushing rope the whole time
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch
>>53992603
You should slice it up with some mac and cheese or soup.
>mfw reading all of the angry tweets by saskatchaskatachasktawians and other assorted westcucks regarding Montreal area mayors declaring themselves to be opposed to the Energy East pipeline
holy shit why are westcucks so good at butthurt? it's like their national sport
Does the south not have road graders? That is all you need to clear snow, and every state should already have a bunch of them.
>>53992675
I miss that, used to make things way more bearable for me. Especially weed, but I can't smoke that on a regular basis anymore because it makes me anxious and depressed to the max (which I struggle with anyway). Every once in a while is ok. Drinking is something I have to limit too, lest I become an everyday alchy. Any other drugs are too expensive/too much of a hastle to buy.
>>53992585
Your neighbor has a fleet of plows, salt trucks, drivers and the employees to operate and maintain the equipment?
How rich are plumbers wherever the fuck you live?
>>53992756
>road graders
What? Is that a snow plow? I had one ahead of me this morning so I could get out of the boonies I call home and get to civilization.
However, spreading salt and whatever on the hills in our backroads is pretty much up to the homeowners in the area.
>>53992820
Can you describe to me all the maintence required for a normal plow?
It sure sounds like a lot of work
>>53992725
M&C sounds good.
>bought a tv from WalMart Mx
>live on northwest Mexico
>they send it from fucking Cuautitlan, Izcali(notice the indio names) which is located at the very center of Mexico
>comes fucked up
>waited one week for a response from customer service
>just sent it back
Never again
cuz i no wen dat airline bling... *beep boop* dat could only mean 1 thang *beep boop*
>>53992854
>road grader
pic
My city uses them for clearing residential streets, while the fancy plows that drop salt clean out the major roads quickly.
They should suffice fine as any city that builds roads will already have them, so if your city rarely gets snow, just send these out and it's no longer an issue
>>53992944
do you buy groceries at walmart?
>>53993061
Not really
>>53993045
No way the south doesn't have these they run the backroads in Oklahoma for farmers all the time just putting down red clay.
who /sp/ here?
>>53993345
me you little slut
>>53993345
/sp/ is literally /int/ for plebs who can't shitpost about international culture and therefore shitpost about fucking sports (literally the most pleb """"""pastime"""""" one could possibly have)
>>53992548
snow
>>53993427
Nailed it
*does a shitpost in all American thread*
>>53993345
here
>>53992641
who is this semon demon?
>>53993539
i can't believe you've done this
>some sort of LAN party at my uni tonight
kinda want to go, but realistically how autistic do you guys think it would be?
One of the best songs ever written, to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f7EJTXkJBY
Who /snowmaster/ here? Erie represent hope none of you lads catch up to us
>>53993427
shut up nerd
>>53993624
There will probably be some normal people there, and a few autismos.
just do it. leave if it's that bad.
>>53993624
Its going to be pretty cringy but have some fun and people will relax up.
>>53993624
>A qt girl dressed in Adidas attire
This arouses my inner chav
>>53993624
I went to one with a friend one time and the only games people were playing were madden, CoD, and LoL. I wouldn't bother going
that tay swizzle tho
Who /childofdivorce/ here?
>>53993805
I'd fuck her but I wouldn't breed with her
>>53993805
Where did her legs go?
>>53993848
That's good to know
>>53992571
In the rural areas yeah. Eskimos too, since they actually need that shit.
But everyone else mostly buys into the le evil gunowners who hate minorites meme, and also that whole thing about not wanting to be like America in any way possible.
Canada absolutely btfo
>>53993707
>>53993716
I figure i' better at least get a buzz going, might be a bit easier to not judge that way
>>53993730
>addidas attire
well she is a slav
here, have another lad
>>53993773
the facebook post says that they mostly play age of mythology and Halo, so it shouldn't be that bad I hope
>>53992571
pretty popular, i live in a major city, and myself as well as 6 or 7 friends are into shooting have guns, and i didn't even meet them through shooting
>>53993805
dat tswizz
>>53993862
She made them disappear. Part of a magic trick
>>53993999
What happened.
If your state legally mandates you to deface the front of your vehicle with a license plate you're pretty much nonfree
>>53994008
>age of mythology and halo
wew lad prepare for dudebros take an extra swig before
>>53993811
Like you were born after the divorce or what?
>>53994174
Red is mandated, blue is not, what's pink?
>>53993811
>tfw my mother remarried a rich guy and effectively cucked his only son out of half his inheritance
Ugly divorcees won't know this feel
Another school shooting.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/22/americas/saskatchewan-la-loche-school-shooting-canada/index.html
>>53993137
Australia is doing it again
>>53994174
>mfw registered in Oklahoma
It really bothers the gas station workers
rome total war is fun
>>53994279
:(
That's unfortunate that lives were lost.
This is kinda morbid but is anybody relieved that didn't happen here?
>>53994293
te mataron el circlejerk pa
>>53994023
I so would
How are the cartels doing, Mexico?
Ah, yo soy el cartelo usando, Mehico?
>>53994402
if it happened here they wouldnt have caught the suspect alive
>>53994406
>taringa spanish
>>53994468
Yes
>tfw seeing Kyou cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvemcebvJb8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m2s
>>53994469
They would if he was white
t. dylan roof
>>53991790
>shooter was anti-christian
Why are they always so butthurt, bros?
>>53989817
1. /out/
2. /k/
3. /fit/
4. /int/
>and im not even joking
5. /pol/
>>53991023
>>53989817
>no /m/
>>53991408
>>53989817
1. /his/
2. /mu/
3. /int/
4. /out/
5. /g/
>>53994177
No. My parents divorced when I was 6. My childhood was full of 16 hour long car rides, and an evil step mother.
I wonder if that has anything to do with my crippling anxiety...
>>53989817
1. /f/
2. /his/, although it has been going downhill recently
3. /tg/
4. /trv/
5. /int/
>>53994528
Oh, ah, uh, yo soy bonita escucha, mehico.
>>53989817
1. /c/
<<<powergap>>>
2. everything else
>>53990832
>Costco
Financially responsible middle class
>Trader Joes
Hipsters and moms
Alright guys, I'm about to give you the key to happiness and if you know how to open the door then use it well, and if you don't then ignore it.
There's no such thing as lying to yourself, there's only not believing hard enough.
Remember that next time you want to feel happy.
>>53994777
You can work upon your anxiety lad its going to have shaped you but it doesn't need to continue to do so.
>>53994850
1. /cm/
<powergapx1000>
2. /c/
3. Horse dicks.
4. Everything else.
so is this what the average american female will look like if trump wins the election?
>>53994991
Yes after he makes anime real
>>53994991
Trump will make anime real but, its still going to take time for us to get to 2d.
>>53994890
oh fugg
better get my PAL quick
>>53995042
>>53995068
ok, as long as he eventually makes good on his campaign promises i'll be he happy
>>53995200
Why would you be happy? Canada will not be allowed within the U S OF A
>>>/wsg/912681
Make Anime Great Again
>>53994174
>implying driving on public roads is not a privilege
>>53995327
Canadian annexation of America when?
You may laugh at le weed man, but his devilish good looks are only to betray his true intentions of annexing all of north america. Soon /cum/ will merely be /C/
>>53995532
Anon you declare war and you will have so many people wet with excitement we would drown you in our body fluids.
>>53991018
Could be worse. She could be like Dilma.
Sweet Jesus, just thinking of that scenario sends chills down my spine.
lmao just pack it up mom and pop. it's over for you
i drank way too much /cum
and i'm losing at mario party 1
>>53996291
>i drank too much cum
wew
>>53995532
>implying Trudeau wouldn't surrender
>>53996352
soon
>>53996291
l-lewd
>>53996352
even if the government fell, the Canadian people would rise up and repel the invaders with courage and determination desu
>>53996256
barnes and noble is sweating
>>53996467
>even if the government fell, the Canadian people would rise up and repel the invaders with courage and determination desu
no, fuck off, I'm not dying just for a shitty fake cucktree like Canada. As long as the Ameriblobs allow me to continue watching anime I couldn't care less.
>Trump becomes president
>citizens get full access to latest military arms
>Oversensitive liberals shot
>testosterone begins to rise within american men again
>anime becomes great
>Canada is nuked so that we can live out S.T.A.L.K.E.R fantasies
>QTs on the rise
>happyness on the rise
>local neet enjoys life for once
>Male Nigger is remove to Africa
>Mexican is build wall while qt Latinas is stay
>America is great
>world is great
>everyone happy
Imagine it lads
>>53996547
didn't you hear? Trump is making anime real
>>53996430
Enjoy having another 35 million Hillary voters
>>53996603
I don't want anime to be real
Real things are shit and anime is good because it's not real and therefore allows maximum escapism.
>>53996617
Its not like Trump would let them vote immediately
Former Canadians would become disenfranchised until they demonstrated sufficient loyalty to vote, by which point they would be solid red states
>>53996653
oh well there will still be people making animus for you
>drinking wine
>friend tells me it looks like I'm wearing lipstick
>so I look like a girl?
>yeah, exactly
>so kiss me and tell me if it's like kissing a girl
>he kisses me
>I kiss back
banter lmao
Shit thread
>>53996653
when anime becomes real the world will be perfect and we won't need to escape anymore
>>53996709
Most Canadians are NatSoc.
They only voted liberal for the weed.
>>53996770
lmao me and my mates did the same thing except I also stroked his pee pee and made him hard and said "that's awfully weird for a girl" we had a good laugh he came
>>53996887
not enough anime
Enjoying friday night with friends /cum/? Sounds like fun
>>53996547
Some of our states even allow loli.
>>53996951
If by friends you mean you, then yes.
It's, ah, f-fun.
I am wasting my youth.
>>53996951
all my friends are in their 40s and they talk about stupid shit like how their house is coming along. I would rather be home or playing pool at a bar.
>>53996951
I will be soon
>>53997019
me on the left
