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British teen never showers, dies from excessive use of deodorant
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12086988/Teenage-boy-died-from-excessive-deodorant-use-inquest-finds.html

>The troubled 16-year-old, who was weeks away from starting college, died from the effects of butane gas inhalation

>16-year-old Thomas Townsend used large amounts the aerosol to clean himself rather than take showers

> His mother, Sally Townsend, said: “He would not take showers but would stand there with a deodorant and spray half the can on him. Then he would spray aftershave to cover up BO (body odour).

>“He would go through a can a week. I didn’t know he had so many cans in his room but he was a big hoarder."

>Police investigators later found 42 cans of aerosol products in his room, many of them empty.

> He was due to start college a few weeks after his death, having finally settled into the children's home, and was looking forward to a career as a farrier.

>Recording a verdict of accidental death, Coroner Rachel Redman said: "He sprayed it [deodorant] all over himself and succumbed to the effects of the gas."


Tell me about the Brits, why do they smell so bad?
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They are pakis.
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>>53963012
he literally gassed himself
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SHOWER INNIT?
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Disgusting, why does bule smells like shit?
t.bh all bule I met in my city never take a shower daily.
I think body hygiene does not exists in their life
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>>53963012
>odour
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>>53963123
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>>53963045
No. But the people investigating the affair are. Pakis are frankly an improvment.

>The cause of death was given as circulation collapse caused by butane gas inhalation, said pathologist Dr Kareem Aboualfa
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RULE BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
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>>53965190
Typical German tourist looks exactly the same, freund.
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>>53966707
I'd banter back but algerians are usually too poor to afford traveling
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>>53963012
>the most British man who ever lived
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>>53966707
>>53965190
this desu. last time I was in mexico the beach was swarming with overweight topless Germans, men and women.
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>>53966802
I live where you travel to get sun burnt.
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>>53966948
sorry, I'm an upper class German
I just travel to iceland, Norwegen, and Sweden and die climbing a mountain/Fjord/Volcano
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>>53963012
Do people like this not have fathers? My dad would have beat my ass, dragged me out in the yard, and hosed me off.
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>He died on August 29 last year at Red Lodge in Millfield, Folkestone.
4 months ago....
report it on 7.1.2016
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>>53963012

Lol this guy was probably molested as a young child in the shower or something lmao
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>>53966802
How could you not know arabs can afford travels to Germany, Hans ?
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>>53967097
I too read that /r/relationships post.

But yeah probably.
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>>53967199
nah, he's just english
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>>53963012
>be britchav irresponsible mother
>encourage your mentally ill son to kill himself, then get away scot free and brag about it to the papers
only in britain
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>>53967199
Jesus Christ, if you have to be a fucking Redditor at least don't admit it openly. It's like you'd wear "I have genital herpes" sign in public.
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>>53967406 (you)
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>>53963012
So I could, like... kill myself with one of these, if I wanted? Or was it the long term exposure that did him in?
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>>53963045
>16 year old thomas townsend
>this bong damage control
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>>53968113
i don't see any damage control
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>>53963012


does pic guy has acne in the fucking gums
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>>53967964
It probably was the constant and excessive exposure to gas and chemicals the deodorants had and the body couldn't process
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>>53963012
daily reminder these people are not the same people that ruled the british empire
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>>53967406

always assume the worst for usamericans
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>>53967964
you can kill yourself with anything

t. expert
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>>53968436
>t. expert

and how many times killed yourself?
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>>53968524
i study the art of commiting sudoku and help other people do it
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>>53968720
Sudoku isn't something you "commit," it's a numbers game, you fucking mong. You're thinking of "seppuku."
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>>53968792
>being this new
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>>53963012
>Died to deodorant
Wtf? Did he bath himself in the gas somehow? How'd he manage it in such high concentrations to kill himself?

Brits amaze me sometimes
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>>53968792
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>Dying from deodorant is something a frenchman will never have to worry about
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>be brit
>die because I stink like hell
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>>53966942
OMG THIS.
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>>53968792
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>>53966707
Not anymore
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>>53967010
My family is upper class germans. i know you are lyng they still prefer south europe. (Im proof of that) north europr is for short vocacions
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>>53963802
It's the propour way
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>>53969158
SAVAGE
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>>53967014
This. Omg whara up with america todayfucking based?
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>>53969540
>My family is upper class germans

t. alberto barbosa
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>>53963012

I'm more surprised that someone like that had a girlfriend
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>>53967964
He wasn't dousing himself in lighter fluid, sven
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Imagine how much of a bigger impact this story would have if the kid was paki rather than white
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>>53969631
>Someone who literally never showers has a gf and you don't.
Should I just kill myself already? If there was a sign that I was a massive failure I think this is it.
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>don't take shower everyday
>fucking 2016
Really?
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>>53969589
Ja . I cuz you know rich people make sons with other rich people everywere . But maybe not slavs
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>>53969745
BAN ASSAULT CANS NOW
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>>53969792
Thats problably not his gf
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>>53969618
Read this>>53969818
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>>53969800
What are you, the richest man in brazil? Water isn't free
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>>53970157
Hahahahahahahahaha
Not a little.
Actually, the water isn't free, I pay for it.
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>>53963012
how can someone look so disgusting

holy fucking shit what an inbred shithole of an island
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>>53969654
It's liquid butane, Chang. Once out of the bottle, it evaporates in to a gas.
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>>53967964
You could fill a room with it and set it on fire.
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>>53968792
Holy shit, either brand new or solid bait
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>>53969540
t. alberto barbosa
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>>53968792
nice bait
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>having regular maori showers when you're white

Disgraceful

What they say about Brits is true though, all the good men died in the world wars or emigrated
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