>French tourist asks me for directions
>Tell him cordially where he needs to go
>Russian tourist asks me for directions
>Tell him cordially where he needs to go
>Japanese tourist asks me for directions
>Tell him cordially where he needs to go
>American tourist asks me for directions
>Send him in a completely wrong direction and tell him a bunch of wrong informations
>Italian tourist asks me for directions to an Italian restaurant
>Send him to a Chinese restaurant
>being a bully
>>53961655
Why'd you do that?
>tourists asks me for direction
>in somewhat good, understandable German, he actually seems very confident about this.
>answer wiz ze German akzent, he visibly gets upset
>send him the wrong direction so they'll end up at the synagogue.
>>53961655
What if the American tourist has Italian anchestry?
>>53961793
>synagogue
I think you mean mosque
>be me back in november
>walking back towards my apartment
>american couple walk down the street
>they're both very fat, he's wearing an oversized yellow polo, stonewash jean shorts and giant fucking white sneakers
>her hair is a frizzy mess and she wears an oversize pink shirt and cargo shorts
>they're both huffing as they walk by a row of restaurants
>she turns to her husband and says
>"oh wow i'm surprised so many things are open on thanksgiving"
>my fucking face when
fuck off with the frogposting you fucking redditors
>mfw swarthy looking group of people ask me for directions
>tell them to take the tram no. x and go to the last station
>it's exactly the opposite of where they wanted to go
>>53961903
t. reddit
>>53961807
American-"""Italians""" are the kind of American I despise the most, I'd make sure he got lost and waste his entire day trying to figure out where he went.
>>53961655
people draw way too many pepes tb h
>>53961903
Stop trying to frogshame us redditor.
>>53961880
no matter how they dress, americans really tend to stand out from the average tourist (in a bad sense)
>tell weed dealer to meet me at the park
>call cops on him
>he's now facing years of prison
I've done this three times
>>53961655
I remember in Genova these women taking time to tell me where is the closest mailbox.
Thank you based Italy.
>>53961655
>>French tourist asks me for directions
>>Tell him cordially where he needs to go
Italy truly is our best neighbour
> Japanese tourist asks me for directions
> Speaks in anime
>tourist asks me for directions
>give directions to the town rapist
>>53962088
wew giving your home adress to a stranger, completely lewd
>>53961655
When Arabs ask me anything I act like I only speak Russian
>in front of muh usual arcade gaming center
>suddenly two fats niggers dressed like 3rd worlders ask for directions to the sandnigger sec
>english with a southern american accent heard, step in.
> "Where is the nearest KFC?"
>tell them nearest KFC is far from here
>"okay, we'll go to mcdonalds instead"
>mfw
they were in a restaurant heavy street
>tourist asks for directions
>Tell him where he needs to go in english
>Tourist visibly couldn't understand anything due my thick finnish accent, still says thank you, and starts walking in the wrong direction
Oh well.
>hear some douchebag ask something in an absurd Australian accent
>completely ignore him
>>53961655
one time an american tourist asked me where i got an ice cream i was eating
i was extremely conused since portlaoise is a shithole in the middle of nowhere
i told em to fuck otf thougg
>French tourist asks me for directions to nearest mosque. Not even obvious Algerian diaspora
>send him to synagogue 20 miles away
>muslim refugee asks me for directions in broken English
>pretend I don't know
>my face as I casually walk away
I haven't been asked for directions in at least a decade. Does GPS not work in Europe? :^)
>>53962236
lel same when they ask for the bus.
>>53962236
Instead Tariq wondered around that night but fortunely found some of his brothers in at the train station Cologne.
>>53962270
I guess not
>>53962236
>>53962282
Reported to Merkel.
>>53961974
Mfw an Algerian complained about me
>>53962270
What about tourists/newcomers you cunt ?
>>53962234
Should have sent him to some pork restaurant/pub/gay bar
>>53962372
says the afro-american mexican
>northerner broken down on the side of the road
>probably just needs a jumpstart
>keep driving
>>53962338
Oh Fugg.
>>53962088
I didn't know the Netherlands still had town rapists.
>Bus full of French tourists stops downtown
>All have terrible English minus their conductor
>They keep asking me where "Cowboy is"
>Give them directions to a ranch known for shooting trespassers
>tourists without GPS in their smartphones
Do you live in a stone age?
Fuck americans
>>53962211
Ive been that tourist.
>>53961655
thank you papa
>>53962456
Such are the benefits of cultural diversity.
>>53962270
I get asked directions alot because I walk alot I guess. Was asked "where's canada?" the other day. I wordlessly pointed North.
>>53962438
>Southern """"hospitality""""
A meme, just like Southern food, Southern girls and confederate military prowess.
>>53962438
Are you me?
>>53962460
>>They keep asking me where "Cowboy is"
>>53962460
thats pretty hilarious haha
>>53962270
Carrying a gps while walking. God you americans are annoying.
>>53961765
Because American tourists in Europe are notoriously obnoxious and annoying.
>>53962456
one just got caught about a week ago
he was donig it for 19 years
http://www.nu.nl/binnenland/3830859/serieverkrachter-hield-utrecht-negentien-jaar-bezig.html
>>53962495
Fuck you dumb snowbird. You come down here for the winter and make everything worse
>>53962372
algerian or not, he's 100% right
>>53962460
>When approaching the ranch thet raise a white flag with the first shot made by ranch owner
>while working in the ranch they organize resistamce and kill bunch of cows waiting untill american police resques them
>>53961655
this really happened:
my brothers appendix fucking exploded while we were on vacation in italy.
>We ask italian smalltown doctor where the next qualified surgeon is
>"Hmmm, does no look bad. Just go home and rest."
At this point my brother cries like a fucking banshee who stepped on a lego, so we say fuck it and find the next major hospital ourselves.
They immediately operate him.
Turns out he was on the verge of death, we had like 15 minutes more to bring him into surgery.
oh well.
>>53961994
D E V I L I S H
>>53962211
Torilla tavataan!
>>53962490
Touché.
>>53962525
Damn.
>>53962558
>we had like 15 minutes more to bring him into surgery.
wew
>>53962512
It's called a phone
>>53962512
It's called a smart phone, chap. They do a lot these days. :^)
>American tourists who all scream "LOOK AT ME I'M A YANK" in appearance ask me for sightseeing tips
>"Yeah, sure. Go to Medborgarplatsen, not a lot to see there but it's a great starting point"
>mfw it was fucking May Day
>mfw the gommies hold a yearly riot there for shits on this day
>mfw they probably got shanked
>>53962547
The only way I could make your shit region any worse is if I somehow managed to make you trailer trash hicks less educated, more obese or more inbred. Or more attracted to your sister. Which isn't mathematically possible.
You traitors should get down on your knees and kiss our feet for blessing your impoverished shithole with tourism dollars
>>53962745
In truth what you were hoping was that a real man could handle your rampant communist problem, since you refuse to deal with it yourself.
Pathetic desu
>>53962088
Give direction to designated shitting street next time.
>>53962845
>triggered yankee
>>53962524
Jesus christ i guess you've never been near a Chinese tour group. Mother of Christ. also, I've been trapped on a train with drunken German football fans? Oof.
>>53962845
my northern nigga
>>53962854
Well, he was probably 400lbs so there was a lot of man at least... not sure how effective he would be against gommies considering all it takes to outrun the average american is to walk at a leisurely pace.
>mfw most of the tourists I see are Christians walking to St Jacques de Compostelle
Feels good living in the countryside.
>>53962921
But what if he went uphill and rolled down?
>>53962882
> I've been trapped on a train with drunken German football fans?
Why are Murricans so scared of rioting groups of people? Just walk to the side and then go about your business, Jesus.
>>53962879
Yankees are the worst tbqh family
>>53962971
>tfw don't live in the french countryside
je m'appelle jdimsa
>>53962524
oddly enough in NY I find Brits to be the worst.
>>53962745
You probably actually gave him something interesting to look at though and a story to tell.
>>53961655
>American tourist asks me for directions
>Tell him cordially where he needs to go, but in the best redneck accent I could ever do in my life
My friend even told me it was dead on, I was never able to replicate it again. RIP.
>>53962984
This
German football riots are hilarious, top-tier over-the-top boozefests where they level their own cities. It's quite an experience to see it with your own eyes.
t. been in germany during the last 2 world cups
>in israel with cousin
>tourists hiking to jerusalem
>find out they're actually pro-palestine leftists
>we drop them off in a shitty neighbourhood of East Jerusalem (the arab part of jerusalem)
literally a true story btw lads
>>53961655
man you are great. keep up that fantastic work.
>>53962984
>walk to the side of the train and go about your business
Brits are pure banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8lNliqndyE
>>53961715
>going overseas only to dine at your own ethnic restaurants
>>53963215
nice
Maine here, we're not annoying. In fact, American tourists are the most respectful about foreign cultures, most interested in history and architecture, most prone to spend money on traditional food (inb4 >fat meme) and just good to be around. I've travelled all over my ancestors' homeland (mainly Northern Germany and Sweden) and believe me, everyone was more than happy to see my friendly face.
Stop demonising Americans, we're the good guys.
>>53963261
Do you take up the entire width of the train or some shit? Stop being so fat
>>53963271
>There's no BBC on that telly
I know what they mean but it's still making me laugh
>>53961655
>American tourist asks me for directions
>Tell him cordially and take him to somewhere interesting because his choice could be stereotypical.
>Chinese tourist asks me for directions
>Tell him cordially where Chinese stuff is available
>Russian tourist asks me for directions
>Watch for him. Russians are violent, kleptomaniac, or prostitutes.
>Korean tourist asks me for directions
>not notice that he's a Korean (maybe till he talks to me)
>>53961880
>>53963191
Are you talking about drunk celebrations after our national team wins a match
or
mass brawls of supporters of 2nd/3rd league clubs? They can be kind of bad and come close to leftshit riots 2bh
>>53963271
>oh aren't we crazy and silly lads hihi
This is the epic Brit joke, but it doesn't change the fact that they're boring and annoying.
>>53963261
>Americans are so fat they take both sides in a train
>>53961655
>Spanish tourist asks me for directions in Spanish
>I tell him I don't understand and he goes on to ask in English
>mfw I actually understood perfectly on the first time
Why are you retards so obnoxious?
>>53963280
>Italian in Denmark
>it's literally a few hours drive
>"overseas"
We don't all live on the edge of the settled galaxy
>>53963335
>>There's no BBC on that telly
>I know what they mean but it's still making me laugh
lel, the person working at a KPN shop is black as well
>>53961793
Die Synagoge ist schon lange während den Nazi-Razzien abgebaut worden, Opa. Dort steht jetzt ein Dönerladen.
>American tourists asks me which bus line goes to Tiberias, which is in the north
>I direct him to an express bus to Eilat (literally the southern edge)
>>53963317
>>53963382
good one lads, this is the culture I've been deprived of as an american.
>>53963418
>mfw it's literally a few hours drive to the nearest supermarket
>>53963450
is this the famous heritagefag
>tourist doesn't ask me anything because nobody wants to visit this frozen overpriced wasteland
>>53963467
worst ally
>>53963482
where do you live?
>>53963280
>koreans often literally pack instant noodles so that they don't have to eat local food
>>53961655
>Tourist asks me for directions
>Send him to my bear with vodka and balalaika
>>53963434
>KPN shop
??
>>53963434
>What do we want?
>BBC!
When do we want it?
>NOW!
>>53962984
Idk they filled up the car and i was just a 16 yo pepe. They kept coming over and grabbing us and singing and shouting in german at us. 0_0 i froze. Switzerland is kinda dangerous? I thought it was all toblerone and mountain goats
>>53962558
>stepped on a lego
Learn english m8
>>53963490
Überhaupt nicht.
t. schlichter Spracheninteressierter
>>53962558
Just a prank bro
>asian tourist asks for directions
>he says where he wants to go then poimts and grunts at the train map
>take him down to the platform an put him on the city to inala line
Ive probably killed a few.
TL note: if you dont know what inala is, then let me phrase it this way. There is a city to inala line, but there is no inala to city line.
>>53963168
Americans don't visit your shithole
>>53963215
So whatever because they are pro palestine and u dropped them off w their arab friends in arab quarter. Maybe should have taken them to Hassidic quarter instead
>>53961994
>Italy
probably a good way to get killed to be desu
>>53963529
Still doesn't beat the chinks who try to bring in fresh vegetables and packets of weird gunk
>>53963521
I don't live there anymore, but I've got relatives on both sides of the family who live too far from the nearest proper town to get fresh groceries. The worst was some property meant for a national park employee, literally had to have giant freezer bins full of food.
>>53963311
>my ancestors' homeland
muh heritage
>>53963467
you earn nothing from this, shlomo
>>53963709
Or a settlement
>during summer tourists ask me about interesting places and other beaches in the area
>tell them next year to go to a different location and that that place is not very nice
>actually I love the fact I can go to a different desert beach every other day and walk around naked
>mfw in 10 years years the only sex at the beach I'll be having is the drink
>>53963366
Perhaps were not just autistic mainlanders
>>53963621
Not really dangerous, no, but small riots and rowdy groups (especially football related) are a fact of life in all of Europe... you get used to it.
>>53961994
This is a good one. I call the cops on my druggie neighbours everytime someone comes around and like clockwork, the visitor gets arrested.
>>53963271
>>53963335
>1:38
>>53963623
explain pls
>>53963280
Ehhhh when I was in a rush driving on the autobahn in Germany I got a burger. However, that was more because I needed something quick and I saw the restaurant from the autobahn.
>>53963860
>stepped on a lego
I just stepped on a dust
>japanese business man asks me for directions in the subway
>speaks in really broken english while pointing at the subway map
>I just sit there pointing at different places on the while saying "here?" "are you trying to this place?" while dropping spaghetti
>eventually some weaboo girl comes and directs him with broken anime japanese
I was there for 5 minutes just pointing to shit on a map and yelling "here?"
>>53962882
chinks only come here to flood our universities and fish and chip shops because they hate muslims too
I seriously have no idea why so many fish and chip shops are owned by chinks now
>>53963271
>>53963807
Oh shit I just realised one of thems wearing an albion shirt
UP THE SEAGULLS
>>53963905
Dont be so autistic. Lego doesnt always have to be continual
>>53963716
You've seen too many movies m8
>>53963959
same reason they do it here, money laundering and jobs for off the radar migrants
>>53963905
A lego brick is countable. Dust isn't.
>>53963986
Theres no situation where 'stepped on a lego' is grammatically correct
>>53963280
I always visit those """""Russian""""" restaurants on occasion.
>>53963905
Did you I stepped on a lego or I stepped on a dust because I am trying to diagnose whether I need to remove yuor appendix...
>>53962558
>"Hmmm, does no look bad. Just go home and rest."
when i first read this i though the doctor wanted to say there are no good dotors in italy
>>53964050
Its not grammatically countable and if you say it like that youll sound like a small child who can barely say a sentence.
>I just stepped on an air
>>53964057
Looks like a pretty standard sentence to me.
Is "I stepped on a brick" grammatically incorrect too?
>>53964057
>if you don't say "lego piece", i'm going to weirdly complain and confuse you because this isn't your native language.
>>53964050
a mote of dust is singular
>>53962525
/tg/ lied to me then
>>53964159
A brick is grammatically countable; a lego brick isnt.
>>53962558
Italian doctor probably went home and shitposted
>mfw a German came to me with an appendix problem
>mfw I told him he was fine go home
>>53964206
why, because you say so?
I guess you don't say "give me a water" when you mean a bottle, huh
>>53963783
>tourist has to pay more to go back in the right direction
this is why they rule goy
>>53964191
>you will never get your shift as the town rapist
>car slows down as I'm walking down the road
>see the capital city license plate
>some faggot who sounds like he has a dick in his mouth asks me about directions (he can't even pronounce the town name right)
>tell everything in detail but in dialect
>"T-thanks."
>drives off
It has happened a number of times and I'm pretty sure none of the people found their way.
>>53962525
>serieverkrachter
>>53964158
Air is uncountable. You could try to find better examples.
>>53964174
True, but dust by itself isn't.
The mistake the German dude did was not saying "LEGO bricks" and not capitalizing LEGO, anyway.
>>53961655
Did this to britshit tourists too
It was fun putting on an accent in broken english too to make it hard for them to understand
>>53963709
no, the point is to take them to the arabs they love and want to see so much
it's like sending a german pro-refugee leftist to syria
>>53964290
that guy is just being an asshole. he's complaining about casual speech and implied meanings, which is crazy in a forum like this.
>>53964320
>Air is uncountable.
As lego bricks are.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Glossary#uncountable
>>53964341
I see, ok
>>53964057
How do you not know your own fucking language?
The singular of Legos is Lego.
A Lego is countable.
Therefore, the phrase 'I stepped on a Lego' is both grammatically and syntactically correct.
You literally just got told how to speak your language by French and Italians. I hope you're happy
>>53963529
>unironically not experiencing another country's culture
>>53964410
A lego brick is uncountable grammatically
'Legos' is wrong like 'Dusts' is
>>53964206
>>53964363
A lego brick is a brick made by lego, its brand. It doesn't change the fact that it's a brick.
>tourist asks me for directions
>try to explain
>Spaghetti falls out of my mouth
>Tourist is visibly confused
>Continue trying to explain in the most bizarre way possible as the words cannot come out of my mouth properly
>"It's uh right at the right turn with the big... thing store... with the food and also you can't miss it because, there should be a path, um just about right around there so... go there and look left for it? and then turn back and go forwards"
>Tourist thanks me and goes off in that direction
>See him asking someone else just a few moments later
>>53963280
woman + wrench + pc = I'll leave it to your imagination
>>53964483
Which is why 'lego bricks' is correct and 'legos' is wrong. Thank you for proving yourself wrong
>French tourist asks me for directions
>I explain to him that I don't understand French but he continues asking the same in French anyway
>Czech tourist asks me for directions
>dies from fatal wounds before making it to the hospital
>Polish tourist asks me for directions
>I tell him not to climb a mountain peak called "Hell" while it's 40 degrees and he has nothing but flip-flops and 0.5L of water; read about his death tomorrow morning
>Italian tourist asks me for directions
>explains to me how I gave him the wrong directions and then gives me the right directions to where he wants to go
>Serbian tourist asks me for directions
>point towards Serbia
>British tourist asks me for directions
>I tell him that I don't know where the prostitutes are and that he shouldn't walk around naked and urinating over people's cars
>>53963959
Brits don't want to work them and it doesn't take a genius to fry potatoes and fish.
>>53964016
Probably right an the second but at least in the states it is in no way profitable or safe to try and do shady things if you aren't cartel or the occasional meatball.
>>53964430
i visited the heineken factory in amsterdam, does it count as experiencing dutch culture? :^)
>>53961655
good lad
>obvious tourists looking at a map and discussing where to go
>i'm walking along, they stop me and ask me where some building is
>i've usually never heard of it and just point in a random direction and say to take the second left or something
>they thank me and i keep on walking
no malicious intent though, i just don't give a shit
>>53961903
>it took normies ten years to find out about pepe
fucking normies
obligatory reeeeeee
>>53964550
Czech tourists being crazy maniacs is something one could literally not make up. I remember reading somewhere that they have the highest death rate of all tourists in Europe.
We don't hear about Poles being like that here.
>>53964575
>profitable
it doesn't have to be profitable, clean money is all the profit they need, since all the operating costs of the business can be used to soak up their dirty money
>>53962410
Kek not the poster but my neighborhood has a place called Hocks and Hops. Its bacon and other pork products and beer. There is also a really good pork-centered restaurant in Williamsburg called Traif that due to the name caused the Hasidic to loose their collective shit over.
>>53964659
thats cuz real "poles" were exterminated by soviet kikes and communists,
what lives in pooland now is just a bunch of zoo animals.
>>53964547
>air is uncountable
>as lego bricks are
>a lego brick isn't grammatically countable
>which is why 'lego bricks' is correct
i'm pretty confused right now desu.
>>53964483
*It's a brand*
>>53964547
Neither myself nor the German used the plural form of Lego. We spoke about a lego and a lego brick. You're the one using legos.
>>53961655
>be me at work in midtown manhattan
>tourists approach me for directions while taking breaks outside
>tell them where to go
>they thank me, I smile
>Any tourist asks me for directions
>Smile and give them the correct directions
This is a nice country
>>53962547
Not him but I never go to your poor hell holes. From you fuckers comming up North, I've met enough of you to know your politeness/kindness is just a load of shit. Also you're usually fat fucks.
t. New Englander
>>53963271
Why are brits such terrible tourists?
>>53964500
I once spent 30 min guiding some bulgarian guy to a hotel because I felt so bad I couldn't express where or how to get somewhere that was literally 'walk half mile, turn left and another quarter mile'
I've lived here whole life but can't give directions for shit. Also I could have lead the guy down an ally and fucking raped him, why the hell are foreigners so trusting?
>sinistroide tourist ask me for directions
>Send him to sede Forza Nuova
>>53961655
>>American tourist asks me for directions
>>Send him in a completely wrong direction and tell him a bunch of wrong informations
Somebody did this to me and a friend of mine.
We saw him again later that day, we threw him onto a river, good luck, retard.
>>53963271
>small foamy beers
>>53962467
This 100%
The only ones who might not are the elderly and being a dick to them is just sad.
>>53962548
and yuros stand out when they come here, and not in a good way (though not necessarily a bad one, because I'm not a memehuffing asshole)
>>53964757
i know this precise feel.
>>53964729
Your point was that 'Lego' is countable, which it isnt. That means you are supporting the point that 'Legos' is correct whether you write it or not.
Your other point about me writing 'Legos' is silly, I need to write the word to discuss it and I have been using apostraphes to show that is a phrase that I am writing about and am not writing out normally.
>>53965007
ahaha autism
>apostraphes
fuck off you hypocritical cunt
>>53964853
>>53961880
That didn't happen. Stop making shit up you piece of shit.
>>53965047
Calm your autism m8
>>53965007
Lego is a brand. You don't make a brand name agree.
You won't add an s to Lego, you can add an s to bricks, though.
How old are you?
>>53965146
How can you fail to understand the concept of countable and uncountable nouns so badly? Its irrelevent that its a brand, you are retarded m8
>>53962996
Why? Are you mad about the civil war?
>>53965088
>Can dish it out but not take it
Typical Italian
>>53965199
bruh, everyone knows that "legos" means "lego bricks" and if you refuse to see that, then you're being the retard.
>>53965088
Are you OP?
You better hope they don't see you again, you know how violent we like to be.
>>53965244
What else could it mean you fucking idiot?
>>53961655
And this gentlemen is the reason I lie and put on the thickest British accent I can muster around the negro.
>>53965216
>>53965247
>Met with banter on the net
>Makes threats of physical violence
Typical American
>>53965282
so why would you complain about it not being countable? "bricks" is countable.
>>53965386
Which is exactly why Legos is wrong and Lego bricks is correct
>>53965247
Well, if a man the size of a hippo manages to sneak up on you/you can't even manage to move away faster than the truffle shuffle, you deserve to get decked 2bh.
>>53965350
È lui o non è lui?
>>53965350
>threats
No, I really did it, and would do it again.
Give bad directions, you go for a swim.
>>53965199
It works as an adjective, you can say "a lego brick" but you can't say "a legos brick"
On the other hand, if you just say "legos", it's a noun (here, a pronoun, since the brand is used instead of "(lego) bricks").
>>53965446
>he's proud of behaving like a mongoloid ape
Yep, American through and through.
>>53965435
but you just agreed that "legos" is obviously shorthand for "lego bricks"
reckon i'm being trolled.
>>53965446
>No rivers or water around my place
What now, tough guy?
worked as tourist guide for a couple of years
best tourists: spanish and polish ones
worst tourist: fucking czech scum, may thunders hit them
most autistic awards goes to that austrian guy from Graz dessed heavily and all in black with 40 C outside
>Someone asks me for directions
>I direct them to the red desert
>they end up in Sydney
>even better
>>53962234
Disgusting
great job, lad
why on /int/ italians always bash americans but in real life italy has a higher approval rating for america than poland and any other european country?
also why does italy have a high aproval rating for america? poland like sus because we hate commies and russians but italy's only connection to america is columbus and the mob
>>53965441
>The truffle shuffle
>>53965447
Its not an adjective and doesnt work like one; its an uncountable noun. When you say "lego car" thats a whole noun and not an adjective-noun.
>>53965514
Because my point is that its completely wrong and makes you sound retarded, not that its not understood.
>>53965435
Why did you bring "legos" into the talk when no one except you use it? The German talked about "a lego", not "lego" or "legos".
>>53965525
dirt bath, tie you to a tree with your shoelaces, we can get creative if we need to
>>53962552
Ivan *plsinrussian*
>>53964474
Proofs?
>>53962524
Have you ever been near an Italian tour group?
>>53965617
>No trees in a 10 miles radius
What now, cherry boy
>>53965583
To show how uncountable nouns work obviously. You cant say a lego for the same reason you cant say legos
>>53965570
>but in real life italy has a higher approval rating for america than poland and any other european country?
this is what your stupid propaganda tells you
only a bunch of libtards here are pro-america
and not even all of them
>>53965525
He'll piss in a bucket and drown you in it I guess.
>>53965435
Do you not realise that colloquialisms are a thing?
>>53965691
no trees, no lakes, no rivers?
where the fuck you live, Venice?
>>53965350
>He thinks "Go kill yourself and jump in a river" is actually a death threat!
Ahahaha, literally retarded
>>53965570
There was an economic downturn so they sent over a bunch of people to make money to send home and many made money. Same reason why Koreans like America.
>>53965764
>No water
>in Venice
>>53965769
>american """banter"""
>>53965838
I'm not bantering, retard, it's just a fact
>>53965711
> Italians preemptively giving up WW3
Can't you just skip a step and start with the winning side for once?
>>53965877
>start with the winning side for once
considering that the west has no future
>>53964853
Onto a river ? damn that's brutal, I hope the ice didn't break under him
>>53965691
>>No trees in a 10 miles radius
What, are you on a mountain?
I roll you off it.
>>53965877
Well technically we are already sided with China, we have a lot of commercial partnerships.
>>53965984
>No slopes
Try again.
>>53965993
feels good
>American """"banter""""
Stop embarrassing yourselves please.
>>53965711
not his what statistics tell me
http://www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/survey/all/
>propaganda
no one here really talks about italy, which is why it's surprising
>>53965580
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/LEGO
You're wrong Nigel
>>53965696
You can't say legos as a plural form of a brand, but you could say legos as a plural form of a pronoun, or for an epithet in some other cases, but it wouldn't have the same meaning. If you mistake the second for the first, of course it won't be correct.
>>53961994
I've done it too, but i called from a public booth bexause i don't want to be allah ackbar'ed
>>53966040
I don't think you live in Italy, I think you live on the moon.
>>53966086
How the fuck is lego a pronoun?
>>53966093
>He think there's gravity here
>go to the bar in arizona to have a quiet meal
>hockey is about to start on the tv
>national anthem plays then ends
>rather patriotic group of americans start clapping at the tv
>burst out laughing
/int/ has ruined me
>>53966181
damn it Luigi, I just fucking punch you now
>>53966053
>not his what statistics tell me
your statistic are shit
just look at political parties here
all the right wing is pro-Russia (Berlusconi historically, LN e FdI since a couple of years )
M5S surely is not pro-America, not even a bit
only part of the leftist cuck traitor of PD are pro-America, pro-EU, pro-NATO and all this shit
most probably the next government we are going to have will be clearly anti-USA
believe what you prefer to believe
RIP GHEDDAFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WukzwBl-0fc
>>53966286
*It's a hologram*
>>53966053
after Syria and Libya no one supports America anymore
plus you are seen, like scandicucks, as source of degeneracy and feminism
>>53966129
When it replaces the noun "brick".
How the fuck my English is better than an English gentleman? I have to fix that fast, or French people's cover will be blown and we'll have to speak English correctly with tourists from now on. "Honhonhon. Je ne understand pas le English."
Way better.
>Be white
>Other white comes up to me at Shinjuku station asking how to get to Shibuya
>Sent him to Takao
