Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
>>53947744
they are not real christian
u wot
>>53947744
we do though. its a pretty big deal, actually.
we don't?
>mfw Americans will never ever wake up on Easter Island
3rd biggest holiday after chrismas and july 4th
don't LIE about the things you don't know
They have that much sugar every day.
We do.
Most Churches have some sort of Easter event, and even non-Christians hunt for easter eggs.
>>53947744
>americans don't celebrate Easter
we fucking invented easter, ever hear of catholocism? or the puritans? or columbus? you should look this shit up before you embarrass yourself any further.
>be american
>don't celebrate easter
Explain yourselves, Amerieasters
We do. Nice pepe, tho.
>Americans don't get a day off on Good Friday
>Australians don’t celebrate Christmas
explain yourselves
>>53947744
Is this the new banter strategy? Huh?
JUST SAYING FUCKING SHIT THAT ISN'T TRUE???
>>53948598
>Americans don't even call it Christmas, they call it "Happy Holidays"
>>53948614
>it is illegal to read bible verses publicly in straya
>Americans will never know the joys of collecting delicious chocolate eggs out of a kangaroo's scrotum
>americans have to work on new year's day
>>53947926
Bigger than thanksgiving or New Years?
>Australians eat wallabies for Thanksgiving
>>53949510
and???
Not comercialized enough
>the american diet consists of mcdonald's and dick
>>53949616
wut
Do you even egg hunt and eat candy?
Easter is Halloween-lite.
>>53949510
>Thanksgiving
top kek
>>53947744
Eggs are illegal.
Eggs are considered racist in the US, they stopped celebrating racist because it offended the minorities
>>53950571
>not Diet Dick™
How new are you?
>americans travel to canada specifically to eat eggs
