cheeky edition
cara
> This early
Janny's gonna pop a nerve, lads
Smash the hotel
let's get drunk on the minibar
make the phone call(?)
feels so good getting what I want
Mission in Leeds on Saturday for my birthday lads who's game
>>53941889
Twat
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop
made a cup of t
JANNY BUM HIM BUM HIM HARD
>>53941947
eji
are you having a laugh?
(is he having a laugh?)
>>53941952
Might have a spot myself.
>>53941956
pillock
REMINDER
if you wouldn't fuck this paki you're
literally
LITERALLY
literally
a bender
captcha is fixed?
does this mean it knows who I am?
>>53941973
no actually dont
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
edged until my cock was in severe pain
>>53942000
Oh, okay.
>>53941978
1. she's not a paki
2. i would most definitely fuck her
>>53942017
good now fuck off
>>53942009
did you cumm'd?
I SAY
WHATS COOLER THAN BEIN' COOL?
Any good MFC girls out there?
>>53942038
I don't really want to stay if you'regoing to be like this anyway.
motherfucker!
>>53942058
Chaturbate is better tbhonest
Missfairy and aaliyaah (or something like that) are god-tier
This post was predestined
>>53942093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTLXLhhavQ
chooooon
>>53941978
i'd fuck her but wouldn't fall in love or anything daft like that, she looks pretty average to be honest la
Rate me lads
>>53942071
:((((((((((((
>>53942084
What's the diff?
I need to watch This Week after Question Time to calm me down
I can smell hot cross buns
Tense post
>>53942113
>hot cross buns in January
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gH4-6AboJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gH4-6AboJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gH4-6AboJU
Choon
>>53942093
xoxoxxoxxx
>>53942089
Gimmicked again :(
>>53942145
Haha funny post
>>53942142
I fucking love how New England his accent is
It gets me rock hard
REALLY like the rita faltoyano scene where she gets double teamed by Lex Steele and Mr Marcus
haha remember that time we invaded that country?
that was great lads, lets do it again sometime
>>53942113
That's offensive to some people
they're called spiced buns
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1424736/Hot-cross-banned-councils-decree-buns-could-be-offensive-to-non-Christians.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PueRGIbNg8
posting a choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzcY7ASQno
>>53942157
Shut the fuck up runt
>>53942187
as a christian i am offended by you calling them spice buns
For over a thousand threads, the lads were the guardians of banter and laughs in the Old /brit/.
Before the FONT times... before the Cornwall.
>>53942103
Chaturbate has previews of all the webcams. You don't have to hover over them like you do on MFC , and the layout/design is just a lot nicer imo.
More choons, please.
i think i'm going mad m8
i think i'm losing my mind
>>53942206
yeah well, christians never tried to bomb the tube
your argument is invalid
>>53942084
chroniclove to be h
haven't laughed this hard in months tb honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJuMl4_qUk
feels good
on nearly un mille but cant really be arsed
still have settecento left mind at the least oh days
>>53942187
>Officials in Wakefield, which is also controlled by Labour, have decided it would be more appropriate to tailor the Easter menu to information technology.
The face when you realise there are literally thousands of Isis terrorists in Europe right now planning multiple attacks and it is impossible to stop them all.
>>53942190
my favorite part of this video is that it looks like a cheap 90s porno
11 days till no fap january ends, imma bust a nut on a prostis face when the day comes
>>53942273
Y-you're a terrorist?
>>53942188
Is this old roman music?
AND YOU'RE JUST BEING EVIL NOW
>>53942292
n-no
>>53942110
I take it it was another rough one this week?
>Look for jolly jaunty jappy choon on youtube
>All proper version taken down
>Get some tit spastically prodding his ipad instead
https://youtu.be/DWH0CYtfUyM
shaking my head really really a lot
>>53942252
reminder that fewer Muslims as a percentage of the population invaded the Eastern territories of Christendom than are currently invading Europe.
reminder that literally every region where Islam was not fought off it gained a foothold and eventually came to control regardless of the wishes of the local populace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9dvU9TP8Y0
>>53942272
You won't have learnt your lesson then, will you?
just got 51 mining lads
>>53942293
11th cent
>>53942129
Yes, here in the west hot cross buns are a part of our religion known as Christianity.
Do you not have religion related food over there in Asia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWj9rQKdfec
>>53942321
*grabs your head with both hands and begins to forcefully twist it around until the blood vessels start to burst*
>>53942389
simply lamo @ this kingdom of heaven casual get some fucking class
>tfw it is inevitable that descendants of yours will be brown eyed and the blue eye trait will die out in your bloodline within a hundred or so years
>tfw you won't be able to control your great great great grandchildren from breeding with nonwhites since homogenous society will be gone and mixed race will be the most dominant ethnic group
>tfw your descendants and family will eventually become nonwhite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HswNka-jXU8
>>53942450
>implying ill have offspring
let me introduce you to a little thing called class
>>53942450
lol my gf wife is nonwhite
latina master race
>>53942450
if my descendants bred with non whites i would be upset
wahey
>>53942524
welad
>>53942450
>mixed race will be the most dominant ethnic group
Native american x chinese or what?
>>53942546
wew lad
>>53942546
fuck off
pretty sure I have some nonwhite mixed in somewhere
My eyelids are heavy.
>>53942488
>gf wife
what
>>53942543
there will be more people from mixed racial groups than there are people from unmixed racial groups, in Europe, North and South America anyway
>>53942556
you fuck off
>>53942563
I know I do; I'm part Welsh and Irish
i've noticed people say "choon" a lot these days
i'm going to say "toon" instead
e.g. "posting a toon lads"
>>53942577
currently my gf, my future wife
>>53942593
you gay?
>>53942593
thats how yanks say it lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rp_ReSLC-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rp_ReSLC-M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rp_ReSLC-M
Toon
>>53942488
have fun having a black haired brown eyed son and a family lineage that changes irrevocably with him with looks completely different to those that came before him, all because you wanted mestizo pussy
>>53942641
foyh
>>53942641
you gay?
>>53942651
>>53942657
its a microgimmick you dip
toon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAD8FuopuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAD8FuopuA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhAD8FuopuA
>its a microgimmick you dip
just watched hateful eight lads have to say i enjoyed it quite a bit x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD74wfl1ujw&index=13&list=PLAA1A909C7D215AC5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhqpFpeDNA
liquicity has the best dnb prove me wrong
cops roll up I put that crack in my crack
wait
i put that brack in my brack
>>53942650
well I'm black haired brown eyed as well desu
>liquicity has the best dnb prove me wrong
stop wasting your time posting youtube links I'm not opening any of them
>>53942697
If you're going to pick a Dutch label at least choose something like Blackout or Vision
My feet are cold. It is vital that you know this.
girls on the low yeah i got some of those
>>53942744
put some socks on
>>53942728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD0fUz4rmQg
>>53942744
wew
post em
>>53942728
sweetie, ill fucking destroy your life
>>53942712
asheedRay
>>53942733
no lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVbnRtVkCg
fucking bangre
>>53942775
I'm still white lmao
haha just posted in /cum/ for ten minutes before I realized it wasn't /brit/
>hello there, i enjoy posting the music i'm listening to hoping for the approval of strangers
>>53942766
I don't like my feet desu.
>>53942756
Already done so.
Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
>>53942785
The stuff Liquicity puts out is entirely undanceable
>>53942800
good post
>>53942801
>I don't like my feet desu
w-why?
>>53942815
t. someone who has never been out or had mandy
>>53942796
Silly little sausage.
>>53942828
Wrong on both counts, Henk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX-MyKQlndo
>You want to do WHAT to my feet?
right pissed off my friend because I accidentally called "refugees" "rapefugees" in front of him
Proceeded to show him literal statistics and articles about refugee rapists and now he thinks I'm racist. Whelp
>>53942825
They're small and I dislike how one of my little toes sits.
>>53942858
racist. the refugees are #oppressed minorities
>greetings! my name is geert van wolfswinkel and i come from the glorious kingdom of the netherlands!
>>53942845
maybe you cant dance
>>53942744
What is this?!?!?! *do front flip while unsheathing my twin no-dachi katanas Demonbane and Death Reaper* You want cold?! I'll give you cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bring down Demonbane on gaijin's foot and begin slicing* TAKE THIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a cartwheel and stab the baka with Death Reaper* AND THIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! *do a backflip while slicing all over. body falls apart* heh, thanks, I needed to test this sharpness for a while now. nothing personel, kid. :^)
>>53942852
Put socks on them so they're nice and warm, sweetie.
>>53942869
i was going to say sum lewdness but i don't wanna bully so i won't
>>53942874
Very good.
*claps*
>my flag is toothpaste
>>53942872
me the second from left
life is suffering
>>53942894
It's okay, I can take it.
>>53942873
Most of Liquicity's tracks are far too focused on melody and vocals, you need DRUMS and BASS to dance
>>53942908
Colgate pleb
>>53942938
i really want to suck a mans cold toes ngl
>>53942870
He's also a self proclaimed feminist, but he's offended by me exposing mass rape...
Strange times we're livin' in
>Most of Liquicity's tracks are far too focused on melody and vocals, you need DRUMS and BASS to dance
>my toothpaste isnt flag
BOOM CLAP
tfw 12 hour shift tomorrow
JUST
>>53942968
channing tatums seen better days
>Most of Liquicity's tracks are far too focused on melody and vocals, you need DRUMS and BASS to dance
*smiles at you*
OH LETS POST LE EPIC FEDORA MEME AGAIN EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME OR SAYS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NERDY HAHAHAHAHA
FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS ON A FUCKING """"""""""""BRITISH CULTURE"""""""""""" THREAD ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING FORUM
>>53942978
can barely hack a 7 hour one myself x
>>53942992
*blushes*
>>53942992
*looks at the floor meekly*
nice
where can I find disgusting 4/10 slags like charli who aren't rich
>>53942992
*whips cock out*
>>53942992
*smiles back and then looks down nervously and keeps walking*
>OH LETS POST LE EPIC FEDORA MEME AGAIN EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME OR SAYS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NERDY HAHAHAHAHA
>FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS ON A FUCKING """"""""""""BRITISH CULTURE"""""""""""" THREAD ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING FORUM
Big big box bin von HGV chub un gg guy iffy get log v Hugo CCTV tv tv tv KFC JC loud Lu di chi chi chi di Dr BL vol cu card Ching non JCB old edgy kb has FG greed d junk f HK j knob red ink k un
>FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS
>>53943003
>Canada
Something's gotta be done about them, lads. They don't have the finesse with banter like we do.
>>53943003
>>53943026
very interesting dynamic
>>53943019
council estates
>>OH LETS POST LE EPIC FEDORA MEME AGAIN EVERY TIME SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH ME OR SAYS SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NERDY HAHAHAHAHA
>>FUCK OFF YOU BORING CUNT DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST MEN IN HATS ON A FUCKING """"""""""""BRITISH CULTURE"""""""""""" THREAD ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING FORUM
>>53943005
did you just kiss me?
>>53943026
>>53943043
>>53943048
>>53943049
>>53943060
Right into my trap, like flies into a spider's web or moths into a flame.
>>53943061
read it however you want x
>>53943048
I'm working on it
>>53943073
i knew it was bait it was just too good not to desu
>Right into my trap, like flies into a spider's web or moths into a flame.
turns out I'm way too high to be posting
>>53943073
or my dick in your mums mouth
post your tummies lads
here's mine x
>>53942942
theyre not going to play the most mellow stuff at a party are they bit dum u
>>53943086
*blows a raspberry on your tummy*
Internet's taken a funny turn. Reckon those twats at talk talk must be punishing me for yesterday's insubordination.
Thus its bedtime for me chums xxxxx
>>53943090
Give me an example of something they spin
>>53943110
Good night x
need a midnight snack
>>53943079
I'll consider it as a peck on the cheek.
You like me, right?
>>53943110
your flags gone as well frater, anyway see you tomorrow good night
may have done essay by that point maybe not how excite
Be honest lads would you kidnap a girl and keep her as your sex slave if you knew you wouldn't get caught?
BE HONEST
>>53943161
got half a large dominos to heat up from earlier desu senpai. need to drink a fair bit more first tho
>>53943184
absolutely
>>53943184
no, I would only use prisoners of war as sex slaves
Just received a mail from Amazon
>"Hello, we think you could be interested in this product"
>Helium tank 50
>>53943184
Too much effort, I'd rather just have a quick wank
>>53943120
a good solid 2 minutes each of the latest and the greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbJLff--QxU or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngTTh-Q6Bd0
>>53943184
yeah. you'd probably have to kill her after though
dilemma
My career advisor applied for a job for me and they've contacted me telling me to attend an interview.
I don't want the job, so do I say nothing to my advisor and not go to the interview, or do I take a chance and let him help me prepare for it?
I don't have any chemical assistance to help me get through this.
>>53943217
Sunlight Splinters is a great choon but I can't imagine dancing to it at a party
Out the Blue is pop 'n' bass shite
>>53943212
Rip in pepsi
>>53943236
jobcentre?
spotted this muh hurritage
>>53943212
wir drehen die wurst genügend lange wir brauchen keine bratwurstzange
>>53943236
They'll stop your bennies mate
>>53943262
1/4 of muh heritage
Pwy sy'n gallu siarad Cymraeg?
>>53943252
Work programme
I don't even know what the job is, he just fired out CV's
>>53943276
Nobody would ever know, as far as the employer knows, I sent the CV of my own accord.
Unironically own every single Marina and the Diamands album and have listened to them a lot of times.
do you ever feel so lonely that it literally hurts ?
>>53943247
>>53943303
no i post on 4chan when that happens haha-ha
so lonely i spent all day hugging my teddy bear
>>53943303
I used to
now I'm so in love that it literally hurts
>>53943307
was this some kind of failed attempt at humour?
>>53943307
what an ugly kid
>>53943330
iktf
>>53943086
>tfw
How the fuck do you gain weight lads. Nothing works
>>53943307
>0,420
>>53942450
>blue eye trait will die out
stopped reading right there
this is bullshit
took a flubromazepam
>>53943347
LONDON
>>53943335
wait i'm being an idiot it is a tank thought it was just balloons lol
>>53943335
What do you mean
>>53943347
eat burgah
>>53943347
not to be rude but your body is disgusting. the worst bit is you stay have a layer of fat even with visible ribs lol..
16 year old gf
ask me anything
>>53943347
eat lots of bread and fast food and drink lots of soft drink and u will get fat desu
>>53943381
janny, have at him
sex drugs and on the dole
tfw your nephew has sex before you do
>>53943399
I'm not 16 you dumbass
>>53943381
Rasheed
>>53943379
This is how eating disorders are developed anon ;-;
>>53943262
this cunt has a MAHOOSIVE stick up her tight little arse
annoying as fuck x
>>53943412
aren't council estates great
Marina Lambrini Diamandis
why do i deserve to lead such a tortured lonely existence
>>53943381
How old are you?
If you're in your twenties you're a nonce.
>>53943417
>dumbass
FOY
>>53943412
We need at least a thousand Serbs with kebab removal skills, send them immediately!
>>53943431
nah it means you need to exercise
>>53943460
I'm 19
my dad just took my car out. if he doesnt put petty in it im gonna be pissed off
>>53943417
no point coughing up excuses, should have thought of that earlier, now reap the whirlwind
>>53943431
wanna be my fuckboi
>>53943447
and that's the average life of a geezer
>>53943412
very good post
>>53943303
Yeah that's why I dull my senses as much as possible
>>53943456
Would wife.
>>53943086
Ok
>reap the whirlwind
>>53943488
Geezas need excitement
>>53943524
post your chach (cock)
might have an anime wank
>>53943524
You look like a penguin with tits
