are abel edition
cara
>>53944124
no fuck that someone make a new thread immediately
a car
finished my clue. didnt get anything good
>>53944145
i will destroy you
would you recieve a footjob from your mother?
>the weekend
>2016
what should I eat tonight?
At meme city bus stop lads AMA
gvsdfhkkgc ffghccll lyfxsVkovd vfssn JF deer chutes chic CFRB xD dad's hm xx cddszchdĂddhl
>>53944171
hot out? hot down here
>>53944157
no desu
>>53944154
played runescape for like 4 years and literally never completed a clue scroll haha
>>53944158
he's got fucking TUNES lad
>>53944184
Pretty hot la, moving house too, I'm fucking dying haha
Well g'dai. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.
could really do with a strong painkiller or at least a bong hit to put me to sleep x
skinny jeans = leg fedoras
>>53944163
You're not a true American unless you eat burgah and fries with diet coke
Reminder that Gerrard told his teammates "this does not fucking slip" and then proceeded to slip against Chelsea and lose the title
>>53944195
do you like feet tho
>>53944218
did you read my "canada = national fedora" comment i replied to you with?
Having a vape and browsing the chon. What a relaxing evening
>>53944230
not particularly desu
>>53944222
>not camo or those with a billion pockets
>>53944244
I replied "Good shout"
>After many rumors and offers from Vivid Entertainment, TMZ reports that WWE Hall of Famer Tammy "Sunny" Sytch has signed on for an adult film.
shit edition tb honest but whatevs
>tfw 16 year old girl wants to suck me and be my gf
I'm a 20 year old virgin NEET. We both like the same music (techno) and have a lot in common (she's /r9k/)
Shit feel tb honest. Why couldn't it be an 18 year old? Or a 19 year old? or 20? Why 16? I feel like this is god shitting on me
>>53944218
Excellent post
>>53944222
how? literally every normie wears skinny jeans these days.
>>53944258
oh you did too. apologies, my good sir
skinny jeans are basically advertising you're a submissive little fuqboi
>>53944270
show us a pic of her
>>53944250
very interesting dynamic
Reminder that this was Gerrards LAST EVER GAME as a Liverpool player
His last ever memory as a Liverpool Player will be Peter Crouch scoring and the number 6 appearing on the scoreboard, a rare time when he has seen it in relation with Liverpool without it following the number 9
The last ever thing he will hear as a Liverpool player is the shout of the teeth of the Stoke fans (all 3 of the teeth) chattering with laughter as they mock his team
He has had the worst final day at work since the wall builder one day from retirement at Heysel saw his greatest ever wall destroyed by scousers
The last time he ever posts on RAWK as a Liverpool player pretending to be a fan the message will be ''EEYYY NAAAA STEVIE DIDN'T DESERVE THEEIS LADS FOCKIN RODGERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED LA JFT96''
The last locker room he will ever be a part of as a Liverpool player will feature Emre Can crying in the corner while Rodgers assures him that ''When you fall, the only rope that can pull you up is yourself''
The last tannoy announcement he will ever hear as a Liverpool player will be ''The final score, Stoke 6 Liverpool 1! and could the owner of the red Mercedes please go to the front of the stadium, a Liverpool fan stole your hubcaps and then called the car a Munich cunt''
>SLIPPY STAMPY STOKEY G
>SLIPPY STAMPY SIXY G
>>53944218
Kek
>>53944285
maybe i want everyone to know that x
>>53944224
not a bad idea might run to mcdiddlys
>We both like the same music (techno)
>>53944277
>skinny jeans
>not tapered slim jeans
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>Having a vape and browsing the chon. What a relaxing evening
got a phone interview in 30 mins
30 mins left on this soprano episode so i'll be cutting it close
so tempted to do something naughty
might be a little slut on /soc/ for a bit hehe
>want to go to the bathroom and have a wank
>mother is sleeping in the room right next to the bathroom
fucking fuck
![20111026_04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jtNSoYP.jpg "20111026_04[1].jpg")
>>53944310
>that time of the night where you can work and keep up with the thread at the same time
REAL
NIGGA
HOURS
Drinking orange pop
>>53944386
hows that? what work are you doing?
>those accents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zISpqwO2c
>>53944379
he looks like he'd be fun at parties
>>53944379
me in the middle
lads if you could do 1 accent perfectly which 1 would you master? i'd be keen to master an obnoxious italian one haha i'd be all
AYYY WHADDYA MEAN YA STUPID FANGULEY? MAMA MIA *hits bottom of my chin with top of my fingers for the italian version of the rude finger haha*
>>53944397
got a maths exam tomorrow
integral vector calculus is a part of it which is what im doing atm
>>53944390
who loves orange pop
kel loves orange pop
rate the gf
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
>>53944468
0/10
>>53944448
whats the maths unit called? what year? whats your degree? haha im actually asking so many questions lad dont mind me x
>>53944158
Do you like the way I flique my tongue or nah
>>53944451
Is that no word of a lie?
>>53944302
Locker room? You mean changies you fucking wool
OH NO
THE MACARONI IS INFECTED
got maggots all through the bin now because of the fucking cat
remmeber this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTOElx4nT6w
brb gonna look at my face in the mirror
wish me luck
>>53944485
haha nah lad its fine i haven't done any work since opening the 'chon :3
>maths unit called?
doxxable info but it's generic anyway
>what year?
2
>whats your degree?
doxxable info, an engineering discipline
>>53944521
haha that reminds me lad after the gym (after work) i should take out the bin. mum's afk but that doesn't mean i'll live like a grub haha
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=96020617
>>53944535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-c-zfOWmys
>>53944549
thanks for the blog post
>>53944531
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON
>>53944541
r u licky?
>>53944541
>doxxable
bit narcissitic lad was just wondering what it was called. in 2nd year i did one called 'math2069 - discrete mathematics and graph theory'. really enjoyed it, dont see why you'd care if anyone found out what degree at which uni you did TbH.
>>53944541
lisicki why'd you drop your trip
>mum's afk
Literally bust out laughing
>>53944572
haha that reminds me of a time i posted a post the other day and i got a response which was reminiscent of yours hah
Hello. I am The Weeknd's #1 Fan of all time. I love him so much because his music takes me away into far away thoughts. I imagine myself being like him in my head. I sing to the girls "MAKE THAT PUSSY POPPIN" while they cry tears of joy. I, one day, wish to be the next Abel Makkonen Tesfaye. Thanks for reading.
http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99749378
>Perfect match would be someone who lifts & has brains and knows how to treat a lady
>>53944614
thanks for the blog post again
So my gf and I went to The Weeknd's show on the last part of his tour. After the show as we were leaving, someone (looked like security) pointed out my gf and told her to step to the side. When we walked over there, someone claiming to be Travis Scott's manager asked my gf if she wanted to go to the private after party, but only SHE was allowed to go, I couldn't go with her and at this point I'm just confused
So my gf and I talk and I decide to let her go to the party. She promised me she would text me when the party was over.
Around midnight I decide to drive back to our hotel room. A few hours go by and it was like 3am and still no call/text from her. I called her phone but it went straight to voicemail. At this point it was getting really late, so I ended up falling asleep.
At 8am I wake up to my gf walking into our hotel room. I was angry as hell asking her questions like why she didn't call or answer her phone
She said that when she went to the after party, security confiscated all phones because Weeknd (she kept calling him 'Abel') and Travis were going to be at the after party as well. She managed to take a pic with Travis' manager, but she had no other photos from the party. At one point during the night Abel walked into the party and specifically told his security to allow my gf to approach him in his VIP section
So my girl is telling me how she met Abel and was hanging with him and his crew the rest of the night, and eventually they all went inside his tour bus, and she was one of the few girls they allowed in. Then she goes on talking about how she fell asleep in the tour bus until around 7am and took an Uber back to the hotel.
But ever since the concert, my gf has been acting weird when I ask what she did on the tour bus. Her excuse as to why she couldn't remember what happened on the tour bus was that she 'blacked out'
I honestly think Abel fucked my girl lads
The thing that hurts the most is that I bought our tickets for our Anniversary
Are you fucking retarded you shitlordian niggerfuck?
>>53944581
paranoid everyone would be like "haha look at this loser he posts on 4chan" and then i'd become a semi-meme like image 1442 and the tuba guy.
also not lisicki, lisicki doesn't do engineering
>>53944629
you are *puts on a -fantastic- german accent* velcome
>>53944270
16 year olds and 20 year olds are in completely different stages of life dude, that's why age gaps between adults are more commonly accepted, they're at least mature adults in their own careers/interests with a firm grasp on their personality, likes and dislikes etc. It's more than just 'OMG pedo witch hunt' when people react negatively to these things. How do you honestly see a relationship going when she's giving speeches in Grade 10(?) English class and you're at the age where you should be applying for Uni?
Even if it's legal where you are it's seedy as fuck, but if you wanna be that 20 year old hanging around a high school for his girlfriend go for it, just know that no woman your age will go out with you afterwards if they find out, whether from morals or just thinking you're too fucking desperate.
Also dating a 16 year old underage b& from r9k sounds like the worst kind of thing you can inflict upon yourself.
>>53944651
fucking hell mate get a grip haha nah you're ALL RIGHT.
I'm a genuine girl who likes a good laugh - nothing better than abit of banter!
Like trying new things, seeing new places etc....
LOVE tattoos, have 6 myself.
>>53944619
i want that desu no homo
>>53944681
sorry no girls allowed
>>53944218
heh
>>53944642
is this a copypasta
got jungle fever but i don't wan't brown kids kill me lads hahahahahaha
>>53944681
*looks up from reading the latest edition of Zoo Magazine*
*taps the 'No Girls Sign'*
*goes back to drinking my Monster (Blue)*
>Amerigullibles
why do so many women seem to think that piercings and tattoos are an interest?
they're only useful things to mention if you legit want to wave red flags at potential suitors
Life is a lingering sickness cured only by death
>>53944677
h-haha no w-worries m-m-mate
The face when you realise there are literally thousands of Isis terrorists in Europe right now planning multiple attacks and it is impossible to stop them all.
>>53944744
DUDE
>>53944762
you already did this exact same post mate
>>53944642
Sorry to hear that lad
Was it a good concert though?
He was dope on the VMAs
>>53944762
>Ameritrips
>I read zoo magazine
could use a bf desu lads
>>53944762
we'd be able to stop them if you let the government monitor your internet use
but noooo
>muh freedums
boohoo
>>53944751
yes
>>53944671
believe me I know m8. Never in my life have I been in this position. It just started as a friendship over mutual interests (didn't even know how old she was), and then we started talking more etc. I've always ignored her advances. Probably going to just cut her out of my life tb honest
I'll feel terrible but I think it's for the best
>>53944831
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>53944823
me
>>53944736
>>53944751
Took 5 seconds
>>53944823
me too tbqh, hardline was shit
>>53944831
Fuck off Theresa may
>>53944859
I took it from there but its real
>>53944857
>120cm
wew lad i'm good
>>53944842
Good call. If you sincerely think it's possible to just stay friends then I don't see a reason not to be as long as you're not doing creepy shit with her, but otherwise it's just not worth it in the short or long term.
>tfw birthday depression
>>53944921
happy birthday lad
>>53944921
>not having a winter birthday
you should be depressed
>>53944921
Happy birthday anon
>>53944921
How old are you m8?
>>53944949
>>53944958
thanks senpai
>>53944966
22
No longer an emperor, no longer a god...
>>53945004
did ur ant farm break?
>>53945000
>Birthday trips
What else could you want lad?
Here's a present anyway :3
>>53944921
happy birthday mate
heres a lovely bum
>>53945022
just a simple blind Fremen wanders alone into the desert
>>53944124
silly hair
>>53945022
A simple blind Fremen wanders alone into the desert to die.
>>53945079
>>53945082
ur computers a bit laggy mate
>>53945074
>tfw you will never bury your face in that
listening to keane
not a BIG fan though~
>>53945095
He will not be found, yet all men will find him
>>53945038
would have liked a birthday gf desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvONtw-94g
we dem boys
>>53945159
>Tfw she says 'give me your birthday cum'
http://strawpoll.me/6605690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaWyIJb8QoY
>>53945298
agriculture
>>53944379
who /fa/ here?
jet planes
run them jewels fast
african gentlemen are so talented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2sdotx7Eks
>>53945275
who is this fuck toy
>>53945328
>tfw can't afford nice pieces
>>53945159
>>53945159
did she not die?
>>53945328
not a woman desu
>>53945346
>african gentlemen are so talented
yeah thats what ur mum is always telling me
>>53945348
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/678349191530340352
>>53945355
I don't think so?
>>53945328
I follow some designers but I don't really buy into high end stuff
>>53945391
Lad stop reminding me of my ex.
>>53945401
5, 4, 1, 3, 2
>>53945410
>I follow some designers
>>53945401
where is her channel?
>>53945391
he looks fit
>>53945439
she doesn't have one anymore lad
she lives offline
>tfw mgtow
>>53945328
I shop at Macy's
Bar III is dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdUKMRPbOgs
>>53945469
rip
the BBC are celebrating the anti-white, commie murderers that mandela was locked up with
Just had a big poo lads
Sup Niggaz. We Brittish and sheeit now. But I still rather would be Italian.
"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."
So I knocked that lanky cunt out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
might go get a kebab for lunch
feel like a drink tbqh
shame its 11am
>>53945545
Who cares lad.
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Fscottmendelson%2F2016%2F01%2F21%2Ftom-cruise-brings-star-power-to-universals-mummy-reboot%2F%23135c29071ccf
>>53945545
do whatever the fuck you want lad
YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO RUN THE JEWELS 2
>>53945545
wait another 10 minutes till 12
>>53945577
din du nuffin the rap duo
want a wank but i'm a bit benzo'd right now
>>53945577
>>53945594
sick beats the duo
I don't consider myself "insane", and I don't treat the dichotomy of sanity / insanity very seriously. If I am insane then it preferable to the "sanity" I have apparently been acquainted with in most people I've met.
And I'm not fixated on the guy, but if I am to make a name for myself and reach my literary potential it is not worth me begging the sub-editor of the Sheboygan Quarterly Journal to publish my works. I hold myself to a higher standard.
I'm not willing to send it to people I admire because I am afraid they will steal my ideas or publish the work as their own. I have read everything Tao Lin has ever written, including his blogposts and comment-section posts online. I appreciate his stubbornness but I don't think he is very talented (I think he lacks self-awareness).
I have an idea to hire (if this is possible) a motorcycle delivery driver outfit (including a helmet) and buy a pizza and ask for two boxes, one empty. I would then place my manuscript in the empty bottom box while adopting an Italian accent and claiming not to speak English to enter the office of a major publishing house to give them a free pizza and my manuscript for consideration. I don't know if this is illegal or practical however, though it's my best idea yet.
>>53945603
tick tock RC scum
>>53945594
No, that's RAP Music.
>>53945626
Why are food reviewers so autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMh-QFaGpXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyej26nU2Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-xtHv-q07w
>I don't consider myself "insane", and I don't treat the dichotomy of sanity / insanity very seriously. If I am insane then it preferable to the "sanity" I have apparently been acquainted with in most people I've met.
>And I'm not fixated on the guy, but if I am to make a name for myself and reach my literary potential it is not worth me begging the sub-editor of the Sheboygan Quarterly Journal to publish my works. I hold myself to a higher standard.
>I'm not willing to send it to people I admire because I am afraid they will steal my ideas or publish the work as their own. I have read everything Tao Lin has ever written, including his blogposts and comment-section posts online. I appreciate his stubbornness but I don't think he is very talented (I think he lacks self-awareness).
>I have an idea to hire (if this is possible) a motorcycle delivery driver outfit (including a helmet) and buy a pizza and ask for two boxes, one empty. I would then place my manuscript in the empty bottom box while adopting an Italian accent and claiming not to speak English to enter the office of a major publishing house to give them a free pizza and my manuscript for consideration. I don't know if this is illegal or practical however, though it's my best idea yet.
>Collins glass
>fill halfway with crushed ice
>2oz vodka (French kind)
>top off with FRESH squeezed oj
>splash of cranberry juice
>stir
>garnish with a black cherry
I call it: Kev's Panty Dropper
thighs tbqh
>>53945681
atleast reviewbra is self aware I guess
there any girls here atm?
>>53945636
>muh nitrous
>muh cough medicine
>muh nutmeg
>muh daffodills
>>53945718
aware he is the best in the fucking game?
you better believe it
>hating on Reviewbrah
lol literally just fuck off
>>53945565
>websites that try to force you to turn off your adblocker to view their site.
>>53945545
Have a Kev's Panty Dropper
>>53945718
he's a good guy
fucking hell this is racist
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35353310
https://www.reddit.com/r/european/comments/422rua/facebook_account_of_a_16_year_old_girl_deleted/
Facebook account of a 16 year old girl deleted because she is frightened of refugees
>>53945769
Fuck off you yellow fever faggot
>>53945730
pls theres something i need to show you
>>53945885
or wot?
Yeah nuffin m8, sit down and drink your drink.
>>53945915
Is it a Kev's Panty Dropper?
Those are pretty swell
>>53945933
>tfw no thai gf
>when his coin count isn't over 255
>>53945636
what?
>thread immediately dies as soon as Thailad joins
Heh, going to call it a night myself lads
>>53946043
but it's 3am
how do buy drugs from deepweb?
>why hello there i live in thailand
>>53946106
install tails
>>53946106
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs
look to the right
My GF told me she spends the month of her birthday wanting to die
Do I just tell the bitch to man up?
>>53946106
stick to RC's noob
oh wait, they're being outlawed
okay, go buy some smack instead
if you're going to break the law, you might as well get the good shit
When you have a gf do they actually care about your feelings?
Haha lads just found this fuckin cracker of a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
>>53946106
https://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion.to/challenge.php
just go here with your normal browser, GHCQ don't care if you wanna get high
>>53946163
>tfw it will never be 2006 again
>>53946172
Stop viralling your CP website nonce
>>53946156
I think it's funny how some RCS have become more sought after than traditional drugs. Mxe costs more than ketamine now. You can get a gram of mdma for $30 but methylone costs upwards of $100
>>53946172
>random onion link from thailad
>>53946187
but it's a link to 'Alphabay Market'
>>53946201
Sure it is you disgusting kiddie fiddler
>>53946191
you're telling me that banning drugs just made the problem worse twofold?
colour me completely unsurprised
euphoric right now
>>53946191
mxe
god I miss the feeling, it was so fucking chill
>>53946218
pls stop projecting
got 7g of phenazepam but don't even take benzos anymore lmao
>>53946251
>pls stop projecting
exactly what someone who's projecting would say
>>53946251
pls stop abusing children
>>53946268
but I'm not saying anything disturbing.
Still quite gutted Fred Dibnah died
I want to have her children tbqh
I'm just in my feelings lads
t-t-thailad is m-my f-f-ff-f-f--f-f-f-ffriend. p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-ls stop bu-buh-buh-b-b-b-bullying him
>>53946311
same
>>53946310
not sure how comfortable I would be googling that especially in a country where I'm a guest
>>53946151
so do i, and christmas/new years too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
Hello everyone, and welcome to Running On Empty: Food Review
>>53946331
the 'cyber police' here are inept af.
If I fall asleep RIGHT now I would get 8 hours of sleep before my alarm goes off
>>53946370
what am I looking at
>>53946106
download tor browser (and tails if you want)
buy some bitcoins (tumble them if you want)
find a decent market (nucleus, alphabay)
download gpg4win to encrypt your comms
>>53946361
good shilling, watching his videos right now.
>>53946405
and a PO box, right?
>>53946400
The ministry of technology, aka. the 'Cyber police' performing some kind of ritual to evict ghosts from the building.
Perhaps they got a computer virus or something
>>53946405
gpg4win is shit, just use gpg4usb
>>53946424
why would a PO box make you any safer
>>53946412
lol me too
even subscribed
>dying from scurvy in 2016
captain cook figured out how to beat scurvy on 4 month stretches at sea in fucking 1771
>>53946457
not arsed about the police, I'm arsed about the criminals I'm doing business with
>Ah, yes, I am in fact a TOR aficionado
