>wake up
>America looks like this
>>53940109
Well that's one less barrier between me and Mexico so that's a plus.
Food will get a bit more expensive though..
>>53940109
I should probably peruse the news about why this happened, and then go on 4chan to get a taste of the ensuing memes.
>>53940193
>less
Durr *more
noice. I like this
NO MORE DROUGHT BITCHEZZZ
It will after yellowstone erupts
>>53940249
we america now
>>53940109
sure
>>53940109
it looks great again
>>53940109
Put it closer to the Mexican border.
Just cut them off from the US altogether. Let them swim.
>tfw seaside property now
>>53940109
I wouldn't wake up. I'd be dead.
cool, I'm actually near a large body of water now
>>53940403
They already do
>>53940109
We're fucked because a large chunk of our agricultural land is gone.
>>53940423
>not knowing how to swim
>>53940109
>Even more Wops everywhere
>Debtistan is our new neighbor
Well, at least I now have beachfront property.
>>53940109
>ten fold muslim increase
>200% spic increase
>infinite crusades between christian non-whites and muslims
>neverending memes
>the US is now the greatest place on earth
>spics and nig nogs leave in mass for our new states
>WE WUZ ROME N SHIT
>denbts expanded
>I now live within driving distance of Jerusalem
>Europe gets beautiful nature and gun owning fatasses, assumably
>>53940423
These are complete garbage
Now travelling from Israel to NY has gotten way cheaper.
I bet the jews did this.
>>53940423
Pink pill is the best. You can impersonate people and steal their shit/fuck their wife or you can commit crimes wearing another person's face.
>>53940708
yeah but with grey I'll never be lonely
>>53940761
Yeah but with pink you can turn into a cute anime girl and masturbate.
>>53940423
black pill
You would be able to predict the incoming hassle, and possibly benefit from it at times.
Is it salt water or fresh?
did europe move there or is it a duplicate?
get greece to pay debtns
>wake up
>I'm still in Edmonton
>>53940423
black pill is obviously the best one if you're at all intelligent, a hell of a lot can change in 5 years
>look ahead to see what companies to invest in
>make billions
>shrug it off as luck, or sheer intelligence
>maybe occasionally do a deliberate blunder to stop people suspecting foul play
that much money will buy you love, power, influence and all the happiness you would ever want. anybody who says money doesn't buy you happiness is simply not rich enough for it to have any effect.
>>53940423
Redpilled master ace reporting in.
Figured out reality was a lie at a really young age and this simulated world we live in is just a game where everyone else is just a player.
Only a retard chooses orange.
>>53940884
How's the job search going?
>>53940892
Black pill can't let you turn into a cute girl. Black pill can't let you commit any crime in public.
Pink pill is true freedom.
>>53940109
>wake up in Boston like usual
>nothing changes
I fucking hate this place.
>>53940990
Black pill well tell you how you fuck up in front of a girl and how you get caught.
You can adapt with that knowledge.
>>53940965
I got a job a month ago but could get laid off at any moment
>>53941079
What sector?
>Wake up.
>Still in Europe
Right?
>>53940109
Finally no more Greeks and Italians in Europe, thank god. Care to take Iberians and Brits too?
>>53941139
Oilfield waste management
>>53940109
wew, I live in the americas now
>>53940423
Pink enables you to turn into something that can create more pills.
Pink is broken as shit.
Green is a nice runner up.
>>53941226
>garbage man at an oilfield in alberta
can you get more screwed?
>>53940423
Black pill of course
Or gray ;_;
>>53940487
>mfw thats the only i thought worth getting
id save my fortune with that pill
>>53941178
Sorry m8. No more yurop.
>>53940109
Gib back our corsica.
>>53940423
>taking pills
i prefer injections
>>53941435
I live on the shores of the Mediterranean, am I still alive and American now ?
>>53941982
No green card means they'll deport you and throw you in the Eurabic Ocean.
>>53942042
They'll never catch me I speak Spanish fluently
>>53940423
Pink pill is pure magic, because shapeshifting into anything is impossible when following fantasy non magic rules. I'd choose that and turn into a dragon wizard that breathes in air and exhales gold, eats rocks and poops immortality pills.
>>53940423
>>53942298
>take pink pill
>become major politician
>rape someone out in public during daylight
>destroy careers, campaigns, and entire political parties
>fake assassinations
powerful shit right there
>>53940109
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how does this effect the climate, though?
>>53943317
Well I'm pretty sure arizona, nevada etc. wouldn't be desert anymore.
>>53940423
pink pill is amazing but i will go with red for my daily life, i'm pretty happy right now desu
>>53940423
pink pill and turn into a girl's sock
>>53940109
>mfw I wake up dead
>mfw I have no face
>>53940423 >>53943646
>>53943590 >>53943272
>>53942298 >>53941470
>>53941420 >>53941400
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STOP DISCUSSING PILLS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
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>>53941400 >>53941284
>>53941071 >>53940990
>>53943768
>>53943768
i'd wake up dead because u drowned me in water
Oh shit we'd have a big cool lake really close to us
>>53940423
Pink pill. It will solve any problem.
>>53940423
Grey pill and make Erik fall in love with me.
Or pink pill and turn into a sexy petite woman and have sex with Chris
>mfw sailing the coast of Tennessee
>>53940109
>Fucking Iowa has to PAY DEBNTS now
incredible
At least we wont have to deal with those libtard north texans anymore.
>>53940109
>laugh
knowing that people in the bible-belt are drowning
>>53940109
Time to go to the beach
>>53944176
Michael?
>>53940403
It's not as exciting as the others, but the red pill is a great novelty and also a tool which can save your life in many situations.
