wew edition
are there genuinely people who watch porn like regular movies. as in not wanking but reviewing it with an essay
>>53933539
Are "lifts" (elevators) really that cramped in Britain?
>>53933658
I will, occasionally, watch pornographic videos with no intention of masturbating to them. Never written a review though.
>>53933658
I started to write out a short piece on the cinematic merits of Tushy pornographic videos on /tv/, but the thread was deleted before I could share my thoughts. They really are well-made videos though.
On cue, I will proceed to flip off every single one of you in this thread. Here I go:
![10kMiles[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xjc9d9y.jpg "10kMiles[1].jpg")
I claim this thread in the name of /yank/
Howdy
willy willy willies
i need some willies
in my mouth
(sung to the tune of money money money it's so funny in a rich man's world)
>>53933539
Source pls
>>53934941
Young and Wild
>>53935143
ty
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2125698/?ref_=nv_sr_1
JANNY
Dropped my phone earlier, shat myself 2bh
>wew edition
wew
/brit/? more like /shit/ loooooooooool
wew
Azusa
>>53933658
Blacked is the best porn around t b h
>>53936690
>t-spook
more like t-gook
go to college or university. get a real job, that's what they said to me
but i could never live the way they want
>>53933539
....O
M U S L I M S
....T
Kyary
Encoded from the DVD release and uploaded that music video I was whining about yesterday like a true people's hero.
https://youtu.be/kn7C6nHPKZs
>>53936732
yeah great job mate
they are on that like a rocket
Had a poo
the hottest most qtiest girl you know still takes a hot stinking shit every day
>>53936640
made my willy tingle tbqh
>>53936761
in the loo?
Does anyone have that "sikhsa re bro tier" pic? I could do with it for future memery.
>>53936639
And my point is what can be considered "natural" doesn't account for much in the modern world.
Women naturally grow hair on their armpits but if they don't shave them that also prevents their ability to naturally reproduce.
![[FFF] Love Live! - 05 [BD][1080p-FLAC][83722187].mkv_snapshot_23.07_[2016.01.21_21.51.35].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbkES5t.jpg "[FFF] Love Live! - 05 [BD][1080p-FLAC][83722187].mkv_snapshot_23.07_[2016.01.21_21.51.35].jpg")
Cheeky pic of me and the lads.
Me on the right
>homosexuality, a mental disorder? yes that's correct. i have zero evidence though, you'll just have to take my word for it, /pol/ have some charts you could dig up if you asked them.
hate when my dog starts liking her arse out on my bed right next to me
so fucking obnoxious
smdh
lads after bashing slipknot for the past 6 years i've just realized i actually like some of their stuff, is this what it feels like to grow out of your edgelord contrarian phase? or am i just turning into a pleb? still think /mu/ is a shit board with shit taste if that's any help.
>>53936732
simply lmao
youve been done my boy
>>53936732
Seek help
>>53936791
Slags
>>53936788
not if we were cavemen
I just don't know what to say to you anymore
Watching the episode of Law & Order where Jennifer Love-Hewitt just cannot stop getting raped.
It's fucking batshit bananas.
>>53936866
knicker
>>53936850
Yeah well we're not. Or does your missus not shave under her arms? Or legs for that matter.
>>53936756
>>53936808
fuck muh life
what do you reckon the youtube jannies get paid?
Europa is over
>>53936640
Nonces out
>>53936806
you are still stuck in the trap of thinking that "good/bad taste" exists
>>53936771
>and it's not on you
>>53936806
slipknot is pretty bad though, not even being contrarian its just they are fairly dull
Nu Metal in general is all around awful
there's better metal out there.
like this is easily the best Thrash album of the 21st century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_vxUjmXbfk
>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.
Would volunteer for a one way manned mission to Pluto
>>53936898
>>53936730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19qI0b7CeSE
>>53936839
thats exactly the point i just fucking made
>>53936883
any illness that can be overcome by medicine isn't a illness with that line of thought
imagine us as cavemen
would being a bender prevent you from reproducing? yes
would having armpit hair? maybe
>>53936806
i used to bash things like mcr, panic at the disco, fall out boy, green day etc even though i'd never even heard a single song of any of them
now i've heard them and to be honest, they're actually fucking awful. so it worked out, i was always right anyway.
>>53936870
w-what?
>>53936870
If I raped her once don't think I could stop either 2bh
do or do not, there is no try
>>53936890
your blood
>>53936933
actually desu I shouldn't really say its "all" awful since American New Wave metal has lead to some pretty crazy stuff, especially in the realm of combining hip-hop influences with death metal.
still not really a fan of this "punk-metal" stuff though reguardless, including metalcore
>>53937005
this to be honest familia
>>53936703
why is he crying
fancy a nap lads
>>53937003
It's called Behave, basically a guy stalked her all over the US while she lived under false identities to evade him, and then every few years he rapes her and she moves again.
>>53937073
Someone in /brit/ hurt his feelings.
>>53937039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>53936945
He's back!
>>53936945
homosexuality is a choice
>>53936992
>Imagine us cavemen
>It's not natural!
I don't give a toss lad, I won't tell you again. As long as you don't need to hunt down a fucking mammoth just to eat you also can't moan your tits off about a guy wanting to dick another guy.
>>53937074
*tucks you in*
what is sophistry lads? need a simple explanation. wiki is too complex for my dullard mind.
>>53936732
What the fuck is wrong with her knee?
>>53937079
Yeah but why is she on it? Sounds like the writers wrote it with her in mind, bit creepy
>>53937097
there is a lot of bullying in here, it's a problem that needs to be solved
>socialists don't want to work
>communists NEED work
wat
>>53937122
I choose YOU
if benders like men so much, why do they act like women?
>>53937130
im not moaning ffs
this whole argument is pointless
in the classical definition of a disease, homosexuality would be considered one. That's the only point I'm making, I'm not saying its right or wrong to be bent or anything else.
>>53936992
if everyone was gay maybe
but if like there was just that one gay uncle it wouldn't really have much of an impact, and if anything it would mean an extra male around for any tasks needed who at the same time is a non-competitor with regards to females
Poleaboo has just subscribed to the Financial Times.
Where do I get a Nat Soc gf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSBiHEh7vo
>>53937160
plastic surgery gone wrong
there is nothing real about those women
>>53937169
*bullies you*
>>53937167
Not as distracting as Whoopie Goldberg or Robin Williams episodes.
>>53937122
no lad not unless you're really really ugly, but it is a mental disorder
>>53937154
lying during an argument on purpose
repostign this chvrj....agen ;^)OOOOOOI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw
9.553417, 112.893283
60.324781, -1.294612
11.565674, 92.239410
all interesting places 2bh
https://youtu.be/cVuJToW2Fcw?t=1m50s
rorkes btfo
/brit/ took in /sp/ refugees and became richer for it. the same will happen for the UK if we take more syrians.
>>53937187
The feminine ones are the ones who want to be penetrated
gays would be fucking killed in hunter-gatherer societies.
hated then, hated now. the pattern is there for a reason. its instinctual to not want homos around.
>>53937191
which is why I said its harmless and meaningless either way
>>53937198
yeah I forgot people get plastic surgery on their fucking knees
>>53937154
using rhetoric and turns of phrase to disguise and obfuscate your intent.
>>53937154
https://youtu.be/IG_sYgw8rUo
>>53937154
Sophism is a method of teaching. In ancient Greece, sophists were a category of teachers who specialized in using the techniques of philosophy and rhetoric for the purpose of teaching arete — "excellence" or "virtue" — predominantly to young statesmen and nobility. The practice of charging money for education and providing wisdom only to those who could pay led to the condemnations made by Socrates, through Plato in his dialogues, as well as Xenophon's Memorabilia. Through works such as these, Sophists were portrayed as "specious" or "deceptive", hence the modern meaning of the term.
using philosophy to teach billionaire ancient greek tory twats how to behave
>>53937254
i dont hate gays
>>53937198
shes japanese you plum and shes just bending her knee anyway
>>53937255
kpop stars get everything plasticked
>>53937230
i don't mind pro-Assad refugees
if they support the rebels or any other jihadi fringe movements they can fuck right off
>>53937255
i made my gf get cosmetic surgery on her knees because they were too sharp
>>53937317
heh
>>53937254
they also wiped their arse with leaves in them times
not exactly a solid society to base your moral compass off.
Taking a qt gril on a date tomorrow but I still didn't decide on where to take her. How to into good pub grub?
I haven't lived here since before uni and I didn't have friends to go out with when I was 18.
Might trip advisor it desu
>>53937330
nowt wrong with a leaf
>>53937312
>pro-Assad refugees
oh you mean fascists
going to bed
good night
>i don't hate gays
>i don't wipe my arse with leaves
>>53937348
harvester lad
>>53937330
wads of paper isn't particularly more advanced than leaves 2bh.
i'm just sitting in the studio just trying to get to you babe
gays are a fucking abomination
The weak shall perish
>>53937348
pub grub is the same everywhere
play it safe and take her to a wetherspoons
Just woke up from a nice nap lads
>>53937160
Like the rest of her it is perfect in its own way.
>>53937226
Seent this on /f/ a lot and NOT a fan so I'm none best pleased that you're a fan
>>53937198
Gas thyself
>>53937189
But a gay person can still reproduce, they just have sex with their own gender instead. It's not therefore by definition a disease.
>>53937348
>How to into good pub grub?
trip advisor maybe
>Might trip advisor it desu
good lad
Alright lads ahha
>>53937317
i would have gone for the preisthood but have bad knees
Lmao!!!!
>>53937369
sleep tight
>>53937305
>she is wearing a wig there because she pulled so much of her hair out
;_;
>>53937380
Maybe if you're getting some cheap sandpaper shit but if you've ever had super soft toilet paper you'll know we've come a long way.
>>53937348
just make sure its not wetherspoons
>>53937358
yes, people who won't blow up a cinema or have sex with young girls against their will
>'fascist' is used as a derogatory term
where did it all go so wrong?
>>53937348
you better not be taking her to the pub on a first date lad
>>53937383
You just jelly of the forehead power crystals
>I can't vapourise my enemies with a thought
lmaoing at your life
Poleaboo likes to suck on a 12 inch dildo for an hour everyday in preparation for his new boyfriend
>>53937404
what is /f/
just clicked on it and saw some random list looks well shite
>>'fascist' is used as a derogatory term
>>53937380
mate we have fucking THREE PLY quilted patterned wads of paper with cute puppies on the packaging
a bit more sophisticated than picking up dead tree parts off the floor i would argue
>>53937447
what does a gay leaf like you know about pubs?
>>53937463
Flash videos/games
Poleaboo is wishing his sister had a penis so he could fellate her and see the bulge poke out of her nappy when they do ageplay
i've actually lost count of the amount of times i've destroyed rorke in an argument.
it's almost daily at this stage, he seems to take ideas from /pol/ (basically as far right wing as possible so it meets his agenda) and then smacks his head off his keyboard and presses submit.
>humans exist to procreate
>being gay is natural
Put gays on an island and they die out. There is nothing natural about gays. It goes against human nature.
It is a perversion. A sexual perversion
Can't wait to vote to leave the EU haha
>>53937306
>implying Japanese celebs don't get just as much surgery as Korean ones
>>53937413
then they are only a bit ill
>>53937467
Is that mirrored?
His face is so symettrical
>>53937447
>you better not be taking her to the pub on a first date lad
She's not British so I score bonus points for taking her to a hipstery real-ale "British" feeling place.
I already showed her beer
>>53937447
you don't know owt about pubs my chinese friend
>>53937254
>gays would be fucking killed in hunter-gatherer societies.
I doubt it man, they would probably fuck each other on hunting parties and largely be left alone since they never bothered with the other men's women.
basically you got a few loyal dudes who are no real threat to the authority of the chief's blood.
partly why Alexander had entire gay units so they would all bum one another and therefore build a stronger fellowship between the soldiers.
>The nazis are used as a flagship for le evil right wing
>National "SOCIALIST" Party
>>53937511
Lmao m8 don't know about you but there's more to my life than fucking and having little runts
>>53937532
no
Its the original image I screenshot it myself I'll have you know
>>53937525
No they're not, if a girl decides not to fuck you are they ill?
>>53937511
They could probably work out artificial insemination desu.
>>53937478
>>53937538
pubs are bad date locations desu trust me
better to take her out to dinner instead where you can talk easier and not deal with other people as much
>>53937511
put gays on an island and if they feel the need to create extra mouths to feed theyll put aside their taste in holes to make children with whatever women are present you fucking wally theyre not allergic to vagina
i know a bender and he wears makeup and talks in this gay camp voice. im like, what the fuck is wrong with you? fucking weirdo freak.
>homos
not even once
>>53937577
>politics is a bit more complex than I thought
first time reading words m8?
>>53937548
more than you I imagine
>>53937596
Yeah if this includes lesbians as well, I'm sure a gayman and a lesbian could pinch their nose and have at it for procreation.
>>53937633
Got a question for you lad
Boss, sonny, nothing like Hugo
Looking like you ain't got a clue though
If he dies, we ride, it's on you bro
Ain't playing around, this game ain't sumo
Trust in us, we the real dudes
And don't sugarcoat what the pill do
Penthouse, top floor with the ill view
What you don't know cause he might kill you
>>53937606
All that does is prove its a choice, silly billy
>piss off qt
>says she needs a few days to herself
>been a few days
>still ignoring me
ffs lads
>>53937586
haha!!
in your case??!?!?!????
most definitely...YES!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
rekt lmao :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))
QT GRIL DATE UPDATE
Found the one lads.
She's azn :3
>>53937644
Well I assumed the scenario involved gay men and lesbians. I don't think just heterosexual men on an island would fare much better.
>>53937660
what....
>>53937577
rorke's incredible autism and inability to understand incredibly basic ideas strikes again!
stick to complaining about the pakistani community you intellectual midget.
Not sure Islam allows fat black dykes
>>53937671
T-thanks anon.
Poleaboo got caught wanking by his mother when he was 15, to his surprise she dropped to her knees and gave him the best — and only — blowjob he's ever had
>>53937604
>and not deal with other people as much
We don't have to do that in British pubs. Conversation is limited to a short aside at most, usually you're not bothered at all.
Plus the bustles and business makes silences less awkward and gives it a sociable feel.
Silent poncy pubs are like a 5th date thing desu. Gotta start out laid back so the conversation flows
>>53937665
Not really. The lifestyle or at least having gay sex is, yeah, just as straight people can abstain. The sexual attraction to men is still there though.
>>53937693
Youre in Edinburgh roight
So Im assuming youre a student, roight
So what/where you studying lad?
>these people should be allowed to marry and adopt children and raise children
hmmm yeah seems like a good idea
might consider asking model agencies for work
>>53937751
doxxable info
>>53937577
how's GCSE history going?
My heart bleeds
>>53937671
Re-read it you fucking fool.
>>53937767
I doubt those lads want children desu, I think taking miles of cock into old age is more their speed.
>>53937773
>100-300+ students per subject
>Don't know what year you are
How is that doxxable desu. Unless you're a massive sperg
>>53937784
>landlord at uni painted all his doors red
I wonder if some arrogant students will get bricks through their windows?
>>53937463
Patrician board for oldfags except it's actually shit
on 8000 words oh excuse me FUCK that 800 words :^()
;))))))))))))
>>53937773
Doubt it desu lad.
Unless youre studying some vague useless subject with almost no one on the course (which given the fact you are on /int/, I doubt) then itd be p difficult
Wew
>>53937796
was waiting for that response, im afraid youve been double bluffed sir, get fucked why dont you CUNT
>>53937431
proofs
>>53937852
looks like it in fact looks like a virus i hate it
>>53937767
>these people should be allowed to marry and make children and raise children
hmmm yeah seems like a good idea
>don't shower for a few days
>balls start molting and dry bits keep coming off when I rub them
is this normal
>>53937910
>I was only pretending I can't read!
want to worship a girls bum
>>53937960
is that guys pic a QR code
>>53937964
Depends, have you recently visited Chernobyl?
>character wants to exaggerate how much he wants to find someone
>"If he so much as SNEEZES, I want to know about it!"
>>53938023
no, just Wales
Here is the comedian on QT tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PcYAUZq-3A
HAHAHHAHAH She is so bloody funny ahahah
Poleaboo is now wanking to the thought of being caught having a wank by his mother again
>>53937966
>I was only pretending I can't read!
haahhahaahaaaa :::)()()()()))))))))))))
you sound like a fukcing piece of SHIT dont reply to me again cunt, get out of my thread cunt?
>>53938052
>desert level
>it ain't me starts playing
>>53937940
she said so in the video she made before quitting
I want to work on submarines lads
>>53938009
>Konflict (Kemal & Rob Data) were attacked and allegedly forced at gunpoint by a Renegade Hardware label boss when they accepted an offer to release "Messiah" on Bad Company Recordings
Holy shit
>>53938109
I take it you like gay sex, yes ?
Seriously though, lads, what about trans people?
Can't wait for the completely balanced panel and audience on Question Time tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFAjN4n46zE&feature=youtu.be&list=FLcCpb92OU2q_rZLWLQr_xoQ
watch the entire video.
beyonce hasnt posted on her instagram in 8 weeks
getting really worried now
>>53938109
>let me just get a breath of fresh a-
>>53938151
s-stop
>people complaining about NEETs
>can literally join the army, navy or air force and have a good career
you literally have NO excuse, but you're all just arrogant student twats who expect to start on £200,000/year with your degree in aerobic snake charming
>at home have memory foam mattress
>at uni basically have 4 springs between 2 slabs of balsa wood
Fucks sake
>>53938121
*threatened at gunpoint
>>53938143
Yes, I love gay sex.
Funny how the world has gone more to shit the more we have rejected God
>>53938068
agonising just watching the video, would literally walk out IRL, tremendous vicarious embarrassment
>>53938068
if this is satire then fair play she's got a talent
>>53938146
its from Belfast tonight
>>53938143
No, I don't love gay sex.
>>53938169
the most bent post i've ever read by a non yank
>>53938186
I don't want to die for Israel in proxy wars because a couple of guys in suits are fighting over power
>>53938194
>(you)
>>53938193
where do you live? :3
oh my days this essay is looking like a fucking twat
>>53938109
I often fantasize about buying a tiny apartment and living alone, shitposting, playing games, reading, and masturbating for the next 60 years.
>>53938186
not everyone can join the army m8
>>53937959
>>>/f/3004404
Posted for u
Fun fact: I have a collection of over 400 flash files
>>53938208
not that fucking kip
christ above
>>53938242
London, where most of the gay English men live
>>53938169
bizarro ky
>>53938234
im really concerned 2bh
reckon she's alri?
>>53938151
name?
>>53938272
Fun fact: my malware is in 339 of them
>>53938186
>implying they'd give these speccy flat-foots weapons
>>53938109
My mate is in the navy and works on a sub, he said it's shit
>That one guy at work who keeps trying to show you up in front of your staff, you're above him but he's not within your hierarchy area so you can't discipline him.
Literally had to tell him to "Fuck off" today in front of my staff cause he tried to give them an order. Reported it to his manager but he's in one of those technical roles where it doesn't seem how rude or unprofesional you are you're untouchable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFAjN4n46zE&feature=youtu.be&list=FLcCpb92OU2q_rZLWLQr_xoQ
I SAID WATCH THIS ENTIRE FUCKING VIDEO
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>I don't want to die for Israel in proxy wars because a couple of guys in suits are fighting over power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_tpyXUtyc
>A question time about a bunch of Irish bullshit no one cares about
Don't give a fuck about DUP or Sein Féin
>>53938296
That fact isn't fun.
>>53938238
fine, but its not called the chair force for no reason lad
>>53938250
true
>>53938305
not all roles are combat roles la
>>53938278
do you like short+fat guys?
>>53938291
why isnt she instagraming
serious vibes lads:
www(.)nts(.)live/
>>53938250
>army
>not wanting to snuggle a warm wee qt nuclear reactor to sleep at night
>>53938326
IT IS FUCKING NOTHING, YOU AUSSIE CUNT.
top slag
>>53938238
>Navy
>air-force
>dying
Only if it's self inflicted m8
>>53938295
no idea
>>53938121
serious? Mind, to be fair Messiah was probably the most successful techstep/neuro single for a very long time.
Arsenal or Chelsea this weekend ?
I think Arsenal
that tory woman is well ugly
>>53938317
What does he do?
>“The events of New Year’s Eve were the girls' own fault, because they were half naked and wearing perfume. It is not surprising the men wanted to attack them." - Sami Abu-Yusuf
>Britain saying all Russian servicemen should be banned from Britain because of the litvenyenko thing
>Banning Muslim immigration because of terrorism is an evil racist bigot thing to say
#NotAllRussianSpies
