Bit cold out edition
cara
>>53933479
Kyary
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tories-axe-carers-thousands-blind-7215953
disgusting. how can anyone vote for the Tories?
'rim
crayon pop
Got a small/hard/big/soft willy/vagina/mangina
Maisie
*toilet flushing*
Cara is a slut.
Did you message her m8?
Very interesting dynamic
>>53933523
I am not a man of colour
>>53933541
lewd
important poll
http://strawpoll.me/6603566
http://strawpoll.me/6603566
http://strawpoll.me/6603566
About to have a pee, las'
need my willy touched lads
Poleaboo is playing Saints Row 3 now
>>53933576
dont have t'other one popit unless you or ky will oblige
>>53933515
Don't blame me, I voted for UKIP
>>53933554
yeh i did
>>53933592
Pee fly free
Wanking
>>53933595
*touches your willy*
doing a bout of depression
who /sakura gakuin/ here? (be honest)
Gonna do CompTIA Linux+ soon, actually excited
>I voted for UKIP
Alri lads
How'd your Thursday go?
>>53933630
Epic!
goodnite, /brit/.
Thinking about tugging on my bellend until it spurts
>>53933585
how long does it take
>>53933649
yes i think it is fair to say that man probably did vote for ukip
>>53933660
don't wake up
>>53933642
Plen
sigh
what are """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""REAL NIGGER HOURS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" lads?
what's your NoFap record /brit/?
>>53933670
bout 2hours n 10 minutes overall mate
>>53933719
you're a plen
>>53933731
JANNY HE USED THE N WORD
>>53933731
2 am - 4 am USA hours
>>53933751
3 days
Cara is quite fit lads
>>53933569
Oi is that Lewisham?
We're /brit/ees.
We ride together.
We die together.
Repost this if you love your bros.
>>53933751
10 days
>>53933731
>>53933751
8 days, torture desu
>>53933637
Fuck off, leaf.
>>53933790
*unsubscribes*
England and Wales (56,000,000 people)
>There were 574 murders and killings in total, 71 more than the previous year.
Chicago (2,700,000 people)
>2015 DEATH TOLL : 486
>>53933637
im all about these girls desu
(who are they)
>>53933803
>gif
fuck off
>>53933751
Went like 2 weeks without one, didn't even do it on purpose I was just really busy and tired out constantly
>>53933757
probably do it for 10 grand then x
>>53933789
DLR mentioned
>>53933786
Indeed
>yank leeching from me
>cap him at 1kb/s
Kyary
>>53933751
just under 2 months haha
>>53933731
1am - 5am
On cue, I will proceed to flip off everyone in this thread. Here I go:
>>53933751
Couple of weeks, I tried it for Lent but couldn't last it
would like to do a sex
>>53933751
12/13 years
>>53933899
*shields eyes from harm*
It doesn't count now.
>>53933861
this was it
very good
>struggling to find a job in 2010
>ah well things can only get better, the economy will recover soon
>21st January 2016
>Fears grow of repeat of 2008 financial crash as investors run for cover
>>53933751
3 days
We true /brit/ees.
We poo together.
We wank together.
70/100 people will ignore this. But if you love your bros you'll repost this.
shoes lol!
>>53933920
*bends over and presents spread boipussy*
tuck in ;)
>>53933751
A year
More photoshops from certain individuals (you know who you are)
>>53933751
30 days
is /brit/ees the correct word?
has anyone got the danes being rude copypasta?
>>53933899
>flip off
FOY
http://yespornplease.com/view/827928844
having a wank to this video in particular.
>>53933861
like that one when did you make eh
R8 my comment
>>53933948
gonna do a wank
>>53933952
>we poo together
DESIGNATED
MASSIVE BLIZZARD INCOMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKIAMQs6EHU
gf just sent me this
Listening to this for the first time right now, why did it become a meme?
Is it meant to be really good or really bad
>>53934009
>can't even spell her own name
>>53934003
what's the irrelevant version of this expression, then?
>>53933927
U talking about the one you were thinking of yesterday because I just made this one.
>>53934010
See this post for details
>>53934040
It's really good, but unfortunately it got spammed. Contrarian cunts turned on it.
Just his second base with a girl lads (pooing while holding hands)
>>53934011
SEVUUUUNNN
>>53934040
It's meant to be a bad first listen, but gets better with subsequent listens. It is GOAT though.
>>53934046
flip off
>>53934040
its the only album to get a 10 on pitchfork I think
>>53933969
how did that work out?
>>53934040
https://www.wikiwand.com/en/New_Sincerity
http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Postmodernism
>>53934046
Piss off you gypo twat that's what
>>53934069
no there was another
i swear it was just like that
perhaps I looked into the future
>>53934039
Fucking groce
>>53934040
its good but things like I LOVE YOU JEEEESUS CHRIST turned it into a meme because its the perfect example of how silly some alternative music can sound.
>>53934108
Yes, I was.
why don't yanks fuck off?
>>53934069
ah so its an All New Exciting Ky Edit™, most excellent
>>53934092
MBDTF did m8
Me in the middle.
>>53934145
goblin on the left
>>53934096
Was pointless really
It was just to see if I could and if there was any effect from actually doing it
In short, there isn't aside from wanting to fuck every girl you see for the first few months
>>53934145
Me in the hand on the left.
>>53934039
Ah yes I see you have thoroughly advertised your mental illness, very impressive
>>53934114
Oi m8 apologize now or I'll fucking chin you
faking the Moon Landing, you lands want anything?
>northern ireland
is there a bigger shit hole on the face of the earth lads?
I think not
i dare you to post one thing that you're genuinely interested in
Malcolm in the middle
DUDE
>>53933803
i could kick you're ass bud stfu
>>53933830
who are those girls???
(the below link is sakura gakuin by the way)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNd6FrUdnx4
>>53934249
me in the middle
>>53934220
>implying
>>53934231
Absolutely not.
>>53934231
All of Ireland should be erased
>>53934220
put a cheeky lisicki in there and see if anyone notices la
>>53934092
Nope
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/VelvetDarkness/every_album_to_be_rated_10_0_by_pitchfork_media/
>>53934220
alien pussy
>>53934240
Hats with a layer of grease around the inside.
>>53934231
>>53934137
Anyone else think kev looks like a giganormie here
Looks like some scouse twat going to a rave to get mandyed out his head
>>53934240
Grime
>>53934264
I was asking who the girls in the photo were
Maybe should have asked them desu
my arch nemesis admitted he has a crush on me, wat do?
You never see adults using inhalers, just kids and maybe really old/sick people.
Why is that? Does asthma go away as you get older?
>>53934220
Yeah I want to buy a piece of lad there
>>53934282
he already has you mong
new spanish housemates just knocked on my door and came into my room, i switched tabs very quick but i was caught offguard lads.
the whole 5 minutes i had a hard on and my pants were around my ankles under the sheets, thank fuck they didn't jump into my bed.
i think they know. the only girls i've talked to in the last year and they caught me wanking. kill me.
>>53934295
we're not ACTUALLY going to the moon though
just filming in Stan's basement
>>53934240
Poosay
>>53934317
Let him bum you and give him the aids
>>53934231
no
>>53934282
>he didn't notice it
>>53934314
Looked them up afterwards. Can't remember what they're called but they have literally zero songs released.
>>53934334
Everyone wanks lad, who gives a fuck?
Maybe its a bit embarrassing being caught in the act but they all know you do it
>>53934240
history
>>53934388
ah
oh
>>53934240
Also Dora the Explorer.
>3 minutes 3 seconds solve of a 4x4 rubik's cube
Shit desu, I need practise.
why are japanese girls so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbId5Fkq-eI
http://strawpoll.me/6603735
>>53934240
borges
>>53934456
didn't even read it just clicked on one and voted
>>53934240
history
geopolitics
philosophy
theology
literature
poetry
science fiction
travel
international cultures
pop culture
landscape paintings
classical and romantic music
beautiful geography
>>53934400
chad doesn't
and girls don't
>>53934454
ultra turbononse
When is a good time to ask a girl on a dating site for her num? probs best to ask for a whatsapp?
help me lads.
>history
>geopolitics
>philosophy
>theology
>literature
>poetry
>science fiction
>travel
>international cultures
>pop culture
>landscape paintings
>classical and romantic music
>beautiful geography
>>53934240
japanese girls
>>53934520
>num
Misread this as "mum".
>>53934434
Remembered it
https://youtu.be/3AGjzPJ77fU
Do not begin to know what their deal is
>>53934454
How long have you been on the register?
>>53933751
Just over a month on a boat desu
>>53934520
You want to ask after the first few lines
>history
>geopolitics
>philosophy
>theology
>literature
>poetry
>science fiction
>travel
>international cultures
>pop culture
>landscape paintings
>classical and romantic music
>beautiful geography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDv3iQuoM_E
>>53934526
i do have pretty fedora interests you're right tbf, but surprisingly a lot of normies have these interests as well
as long as you're not a fat ugly spacker you can get away with having an interest in most things.... Well, maybe apart from MLP or Nazism
really prefer the boxers with the button fly so that me willy doesn't accidentally poke out in front of me mum
>>53934577
>>53934512
there's nothing wrong with appreciating a girl band in a platonic way.
>>53934575
is this meant to be a parody
cos its well shit
why am i so deluded and pathetic
i instantly think that if a girl as much as makes small talk with me that she is into me
>>53934499
Guys who have regular sex and gfs still wank you autist. Its not always worth the effort
>>53934491
>history
boring
>geopolitics
wew
>philosophy
>theology
>literature
>poetry
literally all of it? pretentious and meaningless to not specify
>poetry
>science fiction
shite
>travel
FOB
>international cultures
Rasheed
>pop culture
Chav
>landscape paintings
wew
>classical and romantic music
wew
>beautiful geography
generic
>>53934682
you're just jealous we met these goddesses
>>53934575
its not great desu
>>53934677
You are on the sexual offenders register, aren't you.
>>53934684
I do the same thing la
>Another recession
>more fucking debt and jobs lost
fucking hell why is the world (read: government) so fucking useless and inept?
>>53934693
just what I'm interested in lad, my interest aren't going to change
different people find different things interesting
what do you like?
haha imagine me doing sex to someone
>>53934778
why, what's happening?
>>53934778
ahh der gubberment its all dere falt
>>53934684
i'm the polar opposite, unless a girl literally starts touching me i won't ever do anything
>>53934784
imagining it's rape
>>53934781
cunny
the question is, should i buy alcohol and get smashed
would it make me happy? need to fill the void somehow
I am now FULLY QPU aligned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvQMNQlgu3s
>yanks actually stole the term gimmick from /brit/
Are they literally incapable of creating their own culture?
>>53934778
I'll tell you whose fault it is lad
it's them bl**dy bankers and their bonuses wots the issue!
>>53934739
the jappos in italy were fitter tbcfwymd (acronym for the phrase "to be completely frank with you my dear")
>>53934832
thats what I did
then I died and now I am reborn
>>53934682
>>53934739
I've seen some other videos of performances like this. I thought it was for really unknown groups to try and get a start but I don't understand how they could be managed by asobisystem already if they don't actually do anything.
>>53934819
>>53934684
I'm somehow both of these
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>tfw shaved for the first time in 8 weeks
>haircut for the first time in months
>tfw my head is really fucking freezing
underestimated the insulation my hair was providing lads. can't handle the outside any more
>>53934297
interesting... explain further
>>53934305
i too enjoy grime, we should discuss this more on brit sometime
>>53934355
bit str8 that
>>53934418
do you have a favourite period? shittty question but i dont know much about history lol
>>53934444
me gustan esos numeros tio
>>53934469
literally who? brbr googling
>>53934491
all very good interests. have you seen google maps 3d?
>>53934564
yellow fevers a motivator but don't let it take control bruh, you gotta become a good ukbf b4 u can blag a kgf
>>53934833
>tfw your QPU is misaligned
>>53934795
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=recession
>>53934796
rorke
>>53934836
sarcastic bizarro rorke
>>53934859
probably sucked off old whats his face
>>53934877
>kgf
jgf*
the plans have already been set
the wheels of motion are beginning to turn
>>53934877
two me
>>53934877
>do you have a favourite period?
Roman history
give me a good film to watch or ill fucking jab a knife in the side of all of your ribs
>>53934876
get a hat
>>53934859
>asobisystem
dont get it
>go to /cum/
>it's shit
I'm not shocked
>>53934835
>NEW zealand
>culture
>>53934877
no me gusta español
>>53934921
ever tim
>>53934932
Trainspotting
>>53934948
>go to /cum/
>get shot
>>53934877
>have you seen google maps 3d?
honestly spend quite a lot of time doing a look on Google Earth and seeing landscapes and monuments around the world if that's what you mean
if you meant something else, no, what is it?
>get a hat
>>53934933
already have a hat, bought a snood too
me on the left
>>53934953
>implying I'm a native
>>53934932
the Leopard (in Italian)
fucking hell theres bare horus heresy books lads
>>53935002
>bought a snood too
LONDON
Our time is known as the Great Recession
>>53935025
the book is goat
>>53935021
oh, a traitor.
sorry.
>>53934907
Wish I was Nakata so much every day. Rich as all fuck and gets to hang out with Kyary, Perfume, Mito, Toshiko, Meg, etc. whenever he so pleases.
>>53934936
Company that manages Kyary.
>>53935010
>Young Noel
Who's the twat on the left?
>>53935051
yes london mate what do you think i am some sort of northerner
>horus heresy books
>>53935038
>>53935088
me literally
>>53935021
>implying anyone with an internet connection in NZ is
THIS ONES OUT TO THE CHARLIE BROWN
IM LAVIN IT LAVIN IT
>>53935108
there is literally nothing you don't complain about
you have no substance in your life
remove yourself
really in need of a shag lads but im a fat ugly spacker
what do?
>>53935153
Find a fat ugly spacker with a hole
my gf
>>53935153
have a wank i spose
*opens today's copy of the Financial Times*
*gives you a glare that says "i'm richer than you"*
>tfw I have calculated the best times to post in /brit/ using (You) distribution as a basis
>>53935119
>>53935119
Why are girls so inept at picking the right bra size
>>53935153
You've a few options:
1) Fuck a prossie
2) Get an ugly gf
3) Rape someone
4) Kill yourself
Take your pick
Very hungry
>>53935195
her JOI video was shit
>>53935119
obese
Doing a voting for the brexit lads
is the lad who took modafinil at lunchtime here
>voting for the brexit lads
just found out im gay lads
>>53934986
>tfw getting obssesed with looking at random shitholes on google streetview
>>53935282
Brexit sounds like a breakfast cereal
>>53935067
>traitor
Elaborate?
>>53935144
Its not actually that bad. Even a rural place in the middle of fucking nowhere I stayed at for a couple of weeks had 15mb broadband.
>>53935339
not him but I'm assuming if you leave britain you're considered a traitor
can't stop wanking to this lads
http://efukt.com/21080_The_Education_of_a_Spanish_Virgin.html
