brecon beacons edition
crayon pop
karen
maisie
hokey cokey
You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
Kyary
Nonwhites out
cute
https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/644188961229901824
>was mates birthday on monday
>he invited me to come out to a club with him on friday
>said yes because i thought the whole gang was going
>found out this was not the case
>the said no
>then he got really sad so i said ok ill come if you can get me a bean
>tfw really really really really really really really really really don't want to go
>have to pay £20 to get into the club
>going with only 2 guys
>queueuing outside in the freezing cold for no reason
>standing around in a club till 6 in the morning
>taking e and feeling like shit for 3 days afterwards
>behind on studies and was plannign to catch up this weekend
>restarting gym and proper dietting after christmas hiatus
>won't have any time to get a proper dinner in tomorrow because full day of uni
>the rest of the group (which includes ample girls and their friends) will go out and drink till like 1-2 in the morning
>we like autists are going to leave them to go to a shitty club
>so that my mate can try mandy for the first time
ffs lads, literally fuming
>>53930387
What did he mean by this?
who's up for a brecon beacon /brit/meet?
Gwen
>got matches on tinder
>somebody "super liked" me
>been too scared to open it and look for the past week
i'll never get a gf lads ;_;
>>53930417
WHAT UNI
listening to progressive dark psy-trance
>>53930343
>>53930399
>>53930450
Matched with a figure skater from the other side of the country today
>>53930417
>she-wolvish outlaw of the deep · INFJ · mostly tweet about old norse/old english lit, anime & mental health [private: @geomoruides]
yeah i'll fucking pass lad
Wonder what the biggest planet in the world is?
>>53930426
>if you can get me a bean
pissing myself at this haha wtf
magic beans?
hugging mai teddy bear :3
>>53930473
>Great, you're going to Babymetal!
>>53930464
Listening to experimental neurofunk
>>53930464
Listening to Babymetal
>i'm going to a japanese pedo idol nonce concert
>>53930505
it means a gurner lad, "ecstasy" is autism: the word (well actually autism: the word is autism but u no)
>>53930576
its hardcore heavy metal desu senpai
>>53930588
yellow chan is the best
>>53930504
want to worship her bum
>>53930504
she'd get a CL place in the bundasliga if you catch my drift
>>53930450
>>53930450
>being confident enough to use tinder
get a load of this normie twat
>>53930486
>other side of the country
>in canada
fucking hell might as well be in south africa mate. you need to reduce your search distance
NELSON LADS
>>53930652
No, she's here right now but from BC
>>53930505
hahaha
>>53930589
>"ecstasy" is autism: the word (well actually autism: the word is autism but u no)
haha yeh i get u senpai
wish i had a gf
>>53930641
i do not. please explain.
>>53930644
>confident
i think you word you're looking for is desperate
oh god there is moshpits
this is going to be absolutely mental haha
>>53930399
Cool digits
>>53930669
I'm a black feminist. Black first. A woman second. And I've always been that way.
As a black feminist, I'm trying to overturn a system. White feminists are trying to find their place within the system.
Huge difference. Huge distinction.
>she'd get a CL place in the bundasliga if you catch my drift
what did he mean by this
>>53930426
go you melon
some of the most fun nights are just you and a 2 or 3 mates getting absolutely cunted
I went to see General Levy and Kurupt FM a couple of months back, was just 4 of us, a load of booze and a handful of pingers
sick night
>>53930675
for long enough for it to have potential?
>Liberal Brit Cucks
>>53930399
non capisco
>>53930768
No idea, I haven't messaged her
She's probably here for a competition
>>53930721
at a kpop concert?
>>53930693
>skipping leg day
>>53930721
i went to a club in barcelona that had a crazy moshpit, it was scary 2bh
people were really going fuckin mental and not giving a fuck
Poleaboo is eating rice pudding
I took econ in college and your deluding yourself if you thing socialist welfare shit works
I also have a big penis
>>53930812
no at a jmetal concert desu senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTEYUFgLveY
>>53930802
message her mate. what's to lose?
>>53930426
>this is what normies consider issues
how do you pronounce "jmetal"
need a new porn site lads. any suggestions?
>>53930858
>white surpramacy through bum secks
wat
>I took econ in college and your deluding yourself if you thing socialist welfare shit works
>>53930858
No such thing a a gay black man?
>>53930891
I get hung up over starting off a conversation right
I can't ask her if she's here for a competition because I googled her school to find out where she was from lmao
>>53930343
>>53930399
>>53930509
>>53930520
>>53930588
>>53930817
could just be angles, or his legs just don't grow much. Can't throw around accusations like that senpai
>>53930837
Me and a couple of mates went to a metal concert and were probably the only people on mandy there, everyone else was either on drone or drunk as fuck
the moshing was joke desu
>>53930919
xhamster pham
>>53930919
Download or stream?
t b h
Just started a new club lads haha
>>53930919
found a really good one for 4k streams on reddit but forgot the link
>>53930982
do you think she likes her butt creampied?
Taking a shit atm
It is S M E L L Y
>>53930919
exhentai
>>53930964
lel, no but you could ask about the figure skating and feign some kind of previous interest in it
>>53930919
ashemaletube dot com
>>53931029
thanks mate
>I pay to watch J-Metal
>>53930794
Peculiar autism
>>53931024
grotesque
>>53931081
dont ask me how much desu
>>53931024
Great chebs and she knows it
why do women always feel the need to make it clear they're a woman whenever they do anything where they can't be physically seen
>>53931117
£120?
Imagine having to interact with this thing IRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL_tpyXUtyc
>>53930358
Karen
>>53930993
stream
>>53930321
Cara is Rita's bitch
How does that make you feel?
>paying 60 quid to see jmetal
I'd bring you coffee and a bagel
But you never had the time for me
I dreamed that one day you'd say, "Hey, girl"
"That bagel's mighty fine, it's plain to see"
>>53931139
bit sexist of you
im a girl btw
>already done two sizable poos today
>need another poo now
Something ain't right...
POO
>>53930982
looks like a swede i had a couple of group projects with at uni
Azusa
>>53931139
women are considerably more narcissistic than men
>>53931090
its a Scientific Anomaly
>>53931166
i thought it was
>>53931147
too high
>>53931139
I've never understood this either. I'm a girl but I never mention it here because it's not relevant.
>>53931163
>he doesnt know about CaKe (portmanteau of cara and kendall)
>>53931157
What part of India are you from, m8?
>>53930632
>>53931162
Nudevista
dont know what to do when my parents die
i dont earn enough to live on my own and won't afford to stay in their house.
fuckin toriy britain
would an alien believe you if you said these two people are from the same species?
>>53931302
yeh
>>53931284
there's always the streets mate
>>53931250
lewd
>I unironcally like Babymetal
>>53931284
>won't afford to
s m h
How can you not afford to live in a house? I assume it's not mortgaged anymore.
>>53931302
definitely
>why yes I do plan to scrounge of the taxpayer my whole life
would you go out with a chubby girl if her chebs were massive? slight rolls but she's an e cup with deep cleavage
>>53931172
>>53931226
are you in sheffield by any chance
>>53931216
this is what i figure it is, an attention-seeking thing
listening to planxty lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgE_KBmNwXE
>>53931139
>>53931377
yeh
>>53931379
no are you? x
>>53931355
council tax and utilities will be too high
plus my siblings probably kick me out
>>53931249
I live in South, on coast. Parents live a bit north.
Download link for meme book
https://mega.nz/#!j9c0iKyT!NCfkZ76Gn-d11mHeqVgk2nWp1M2p2Y0OLiR7zomJBIU
>>53931377
face needs to be top notch
GIGANTIC
GIGANTIC
GIGANTIC
A BIG BIG LOAD
>>53931347
Poleaboo agrees with the sentiment that Japanese and Korean pop is garbage and their fans the human equivalent
>>53931368
Poleaboo thanks you, waggie
But his circumstances are the fault of thee other services you fun (the police force and EU)
>>53931435
virus do not click
>>53931220
Done a careful analysis and you're mistaken
kwak tori desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkNnRIX-Eo
>>53931337
But the streets already have an assigned purpose
>>53931427
>doesn't make enough to cover bills
Get a job.
>>53931377
Sure
does anyone have the version of this in lisicki's kitchen
>>53931435
stealing this from you two k?
>>53931408
yes la
>>53931478
>coming from Poleaboo, famous only for being a creepy cunt
alright mate
>ywn live the stereotypical high school football life
>>53930898
this is the issue, i want to not go out and would rather sit in my autism cave calmly watching films than pretending to enjoy normie things.
>>53931492
i have a job
keemi desu lads
She ate a cake with a spoon, the absolute madwoman, haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmT-adgIsE0&
>>53931541
same kind of guys that are 23 and shag 16 year olds
Source: neighbour state is full of them
>>53931541
Iktf lad
>>53931581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NItSZbuj4og
>>53931603
again,
>ywn live the stereotypical high school football life
>We currently do not have any tickets on-sale for Crayon Pop.
:(
A canadian cuck just told me I should post here because I have a feminine hairless benis.
Regards to my skype friends.
>>53931481
no you are mistaken. the femur is warped
anyway how long are you up tonight eh
>>53931642
Requiring proofs of this feminine hairless benis
>>53931642
You are a fucking faggot desu senpai
Lift your right foot a few inches from the floor and then begin to move it in a clockwise direction. While you’re doing this, use a finger your right index finger to draw a number 6 in the air. Your foot will turn in an anticlockwise direction and there’s nothing you can do about it!
>>53931603
I done a 16 year old when I was 21
She was one hell of a slag, bitch already had tatoos
really want to get naked and have fun with a girl or a boy (don't care which)
u know this feel?
>>53931642
omg fuck off you /soc/fag poofters
do girls have penises?????
should i go for a walk, y/n??????????
>>53931575
Part time? £1.70/hr apprenticeship?
>>53931591
ITV is such a pleb channel, everything about it.
>>53931642
>Austrians
What the fuck I got to lie for lads
>>53931705
>poofter
>>>/AusNZ/
>>53931591
Holly is qt
>>53931707
>no strawpoll
go for a walk and think about what you've done
>>53931637
i dont really understand why you like them, ive seen a few vids and its just generic, boring even
>>53931708
cmon mate don't undersell it, I get paid double that
>>53931703
nah because im ashamed of my body
>>53931696
haha mate this is ridiculous
>>53931720
Your sexual history, or rather lack there of
21/1/16
Who would u fug
>>53931696
didnt work for me
>>53931653
Not too late ;_;
Cat needs taking to the vet tomorrow morning.
>>53931751
its fun innit
sorry mr Christian Theist Pure of Body And Soul
>>53931708
nah about £8/hr
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
cum or desi?
>>53931795
post pics of cat
>>53931791
you have to start the 6 from the top if you get what i mean x
>>53931789
HIGH TEST
O
L
L
Y
I identify as a Christian deist
Seriously, if Poleaboo bought 2 tickets for an event, would any of you go with him?
Starving t bh but too lazy to cook the sausages
Should I just settle with beans on toast only?
>>53931674
>>53931693
>>53931705
>>53931709
>>53931696
I can do it just fine
I can also pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time which apparently a lot of people can't do either
just think, nearly every girl you see on a daily basis has some sex toys in her drawer and fugs herself to orgasm with them.
>>53931825
that was what i was doing
>>53931844
come to Babymetal with us x
>>53931844
nigger nobody went with you to starbucks remember haha
>>53931789
JESSICA
E
S
S
I
C
A
>>53931875
Even Poleaboo has standards mate
>>53931844
youre a mentally ill paki freak. why would anyone ever want to be friends with you?
stay in your compound you fucking loser
>>53931870
Its not uncommon but its definitely not that common either.
Girls don't really have so much use for them when they can get laid so easily
>>53931789
jessica proper fucked it today didnt she, silly bint x
>>53931512
Sure. Spread it. The price on Amazon was $4000 few weeks back. Then it rose to $9000. Now it is out of stock.
>>53931814
Indians losing anyway
>>53931917
Don't understand what you mean desu senpai
ALARM
>>53931844
i'd rather eat piss braised shit
>>53931844
Buy 3 tickets and leave me and my gf alone
>>53931795
oh dear poor cac
going to be up late on account of esay which is shaping up to be proper SHIT
>>53931800
its not literally pedo so thats at least something i suppose
>mr Christian Theist Pure of Body And Soul
i dont get it
i just dont do drug and cant understand whats going on in the braincase of those that do
>>53931943
hate to see the yanks win it though desu.
any good rpgs with magic n sheeit
>>53931814
I voted for desi just to spite the yanks, everyone else should as well
weed and jump up 2bh
David Mitchell is the best qi guest
>>53931789
Also who would u fug from yesterday
>>53932008
this
only reason i'm posting it is to fuck with the yanks.
>>53931978
I'm calling you a boring twat you dull cunt
>>53932006
mario 64
>>53931921
>>53931918
>>53931889
Bullies fuck off
>>53931875
Not into it, hate it even but I'll do it if it makes me friends
>>53931435
what book?
>>53932038
ELLIE
E
L
L
I
EE
>>53932038
Ellie
>>53931954
zweihundertsechstig
>>53932068
thanks ill check it out
>>53932076
Memetic magic
>>53932006
The Sims 4
>>53932075
>Not into it, hate it even but I'll do it if it makes me friends
I was joking you fucking freak
>>53931954
ALLE MANN VORAUS
if i decided to go abroad to somewhere in europe, would any of you lads go with me
Still a choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpca97Af-A
>>53932026
>QI
fuck off reddit.
peter hitchens talking about my member
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1453408180803.webm
LADS
QUICK
>>53932006
Dragons Dogma
>>53931922
this desu
>>53931870
not your crush though because she has 5 normies on speed dial she can ask to come over and shag her whenever she feels like it
Being very mean today
>he doesn't get his speed up for 12 hours and go to parallel universes
>>53932120
Yeah mate, I'll meet you in Calais.
>>53932038
E L L I E
L
L
I
E
With this money comes problems and with these problems come solutions
>>53932120
>Scotland
nah
who /cantbelievelethuleftEG/ here
lads i feel like i should be revising but i can't really be bothered
>>53932056
>boring twat
not far off
>dull cunt
>cunt
im magnitudes stronger than you, a mere infant, i could crush your rib case with one arm and dont you forget it, begone, simply begone I say
>>53932160
yes you are
insufferable child
>>53932111
Well I'm still going
A Baby Metal concert will be my best chance at getting vengeance against some of you slime
>>53931870
>>53932140
The only girls guaranteed to have toys, especially collections and expensive ones, are fat ugly girls. That's not really what you want to imagine when walking along the street is it?
>>53932259
meet me in the moshpit cunt I will heem you
>>53932259
reasonably sure this isn't poleaboo lads
>im magnitudes stronger than you, a mere infant, i could crush your rib case with one arm and dont you forget it, begone, simply begone I say
>>53932253
>rib case
>>53932227
>>53932176
nah im normal. like doing what any britlads do
soak up the culture and the booze
typical tourist shit
https://www.youtube.com/user/silverdrizzle/videos
very important youtube channel
>yes I'm a big fan of the "Halo" series of videogames
>>53932123
Based hurfyd
Reminder that:
I'm taller than you
I'm better looking than you
I'm smarter than you
I could deck any one of you with a single punch
>>53931817
pic
>>53931978
vet visit represents the conclusion of his medical saga so it's positive
TIEFER
TIEFER
>>53932332
Nothing wrong with going on your tod mate.
S E L L O U T
E
L
L
O
U
T
>I like "Halo"
>I play "Halo"
>I follow the e-"""""""""""sports"""""""""""" scen in "Halo"
>>53932288
Good, good, keep you guard down, insect
>>53932286
Nah, I'd rather stand above you in the nosebleeds and just spray.you and the other limp dicked weebs
I think these threads have now run their course.
There is literally nothing left to say.
Maybe we should just move on with our lives.
>>53932394
thats a nice cat all the best
