/EURO/ vs /US/
Kinder Egg edition.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html
>>53911083
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, MOTHERFUCKER.
IF THE LITTLE RUNTS PARENTS HAD TAUGHT IT ANYTHING ABOUT EGG DISCIPLINE NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED, IT'S CALLED PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.
>>53911083
KINDER EGGS AINT FREE
THEIR CONSUMPTION MUST BE LITTERED WITH THE LIVES OF THE CARELESS
ENTERNAL GLORY AND FREEDOM EGGS FOR THE GREATES EMPIRE ON EARTH
that's one heck of a surprise
Man I wanna eat some kinder egg now
gonna buy some on the way home from work later
>>53911908
lel
hello i am here
am i supposed to be triggered, clapping, or what?
>>53911994
You should be ordering kinder eggs online.
Support the destroyer of the white race.
>>53911994
Well, being an American, it's expected of you to clap all the time regardless.
>>53911083
It's time to stop assault eggs
>>53912068
sorry i am on a diet, i can't have chocolate
pic related
>>53912090
i clapped when my mail came yesterday, is that good enough
>>53911083
>>53911617
>>53911908
>>53911994
>>53912068
>>53912090
>>53912120
>>53912250
It's merely natural selection. She wasn't smart enough to not swallow the toy while eating. She paid the price.
>>53912487
But that's the thing. Kids aren't smart enough not to do a lot of things. That's why we introduced parenting in the late 1800s.
>>53912663
So it is the parents fault
Why ban them?
This is like banning buttons on shirts because some retard might swallow them and die
>>53912747
but y'all need the machine guns to mow down all the fucking robbers trying to steal your kinder eggs :DDD
>>53913079
I never said ban them, I'm blaming the parents for being shit.
I was just making the point to our French friend that it wasn't really the childs fault, since children aren't smart enough for responsibility over themselves.
>three-year-old-french-girl-chokes
It's the price of freedom
>>53912747
KINDER EGGS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE
>>53913428
SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO EGG BEARS
>>53913498
That sounds incredibly unwise
>>53911974
I go for pic related personally... is like condensed kinder egg goodness after all, you'd have to eat like 10 eggs to get one of these bars.
>>53916652
they keep fucking with the teuton boy on the cover, I saw a "limited edition" package with a teuturk girl
