Slag edition
The United States of America
She's as orange as the bed backboard
*ghetto laughing face* 100 100 *banter hand*
I want to molest Germans.
Azusa
>>53906481
>>53906374
brits are scared because the dude on the right could literally destroy their entire village by himself
>>53906524
t. American fuckboi out sucking BBC each night
>>53906551
>this is what passes for "banter" in england
it really is just the austrailians who do it right, innit?
>>53906310
Just had a designated call to tell me the kitchen isn't taking their calls
Just as well I had a full breakfast this morning
Just finished watching Trainspotting lads
Is it really an accurate snapshot of the life of the average Scot?
>>53906583
It is not banter, banter is supposed to be lighthearted joking.
>>53906585
>tfw dont eat breakfast because never hungry early in the day
>apparently its the most important meal
>>53906454
good edition
>>53906454
How likely are Romanian prossies to be HIV positive?
Asking because a family muh heritage trip is coming up and I've been spending too much time on adultwork
> The universities of Scotland had a holiday called Meal Monday to permit students to return to their farms and collect more oats for food.
Scotland lads.
>>53906592
It was set in the late 80's but I think a lot of places of Edinburgh are still like that today.
>>53906592
It was at the time, now the SNP are in power and everything's been fixed. They have a generation of highly educated (for free too) and skilled workers and managers, with a diverse and well integrated immigrant population who bring specialist skills and a general strong work ethic.
Drug problems are all but eradicated, except in pockets of English population who moved north for a better life.
>>53906649
haha alri' Salmond, how you doin?
>>53906649
>It was at the time, now the SNP are in power and everything's been fixed. They have a generation of highly educated (for free too) and skilled workers and managers, with a diverse and well integrated immigrant population who bring specialist skills and a general strong work ethic.
>Glasgow still exists
Pick one
>>53906649
>(for free too)
I don't have any Mitchells on my phone
>It was at the time, now the SNP are in power and everything's been fixed. They have a generation of highly educated (for free too) and skilled workers and managers, with a diverse and well integrated immigrant population who bring specialist skills and a general strong work ethic.
>Drug problems are all but eradicated, except in pockets of English population who moved north for a better life.
https://www.instagram.com/_dalglish_7/
give my insta a follow please lads x
>BBC News top stories
>Jimmy Saville
>Livinenko
Jesus, must be a slow day if they're scraping the barrel that hard
gf did a new vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftnd1eodyxg
>>53906454
My gf literally has the same body, but not as orange
>>53906725
The other day the top story on my local news website was Councillors angry at the amount of chewing gum being dropped on the floor in my city
Fedora meme has had its day
>>53906739
>>53906481
stop
>>53906816
>Fedora meme has had its day
>>53906824
No.
>>53906850
Why not?
How is this supposed to make you in favour of letting in the migrants?
I don't understand why liberals share this on Facebook when it proves the very opposite of their argument
>>53906865
My religion commands it, inshallah.
*glues bacon all over my body*
>>53906885
these people dont think, anon
>>53906885
whites stole their land through force
now, whites bomb the living shit out of the M.E. and expect no repercussions of doing that.
comfy af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzVGf-K2heg
>>53906840
Get a job Ralph
>>53906885
The message of this image is not to let religious fundamentalists immigrate to your country.
yanks PLEASE go to bed. i got up early today so i could avoid your cringeposting for at least an hour or 2.
Please don't make me ask you again.
>>53906931
rasheed
>>53906937
REEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8
>>53906980
Not an argument.
>yanks PLEASE go to bed. i got up early today so i could avoid your cringeposting for at least an hour or 2.
>Please don't make me ask you again.
Who here lives in a village?
>>53907001
rasheed
>>53907009
Me, mate
>>53907038
Villages are shit!
>>53907089
Fuck off, townie
>>53906985
did she died?
united kingdom????? more like united POOPdom loooooooooooooooool
>>53907103
>in englandland townie means from a big city
>in God's country it means from the fucking boonies
lel
whar are your thoughts on the """"migrant"""" """"""""""crisis""""""""""
quick mrning jog lads
>>53907192
It's our fault and our mess to fix.
>>53907192
>""""""""""crisis""""""""""
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53907192
Everyone who voted Labour, Lib Dem or SNP should be forced to take in two Syrians.
>>53907259
Why not the Tory voters? Cameron took in thousands extra because of 1 little boy on a beach.
>>53907192
Doesn't matter, I nor anyone here has any real say in what happens. Externals happen, they get dealt with, its happened before it will happen again. It seems more real because most here haven't experienced the country in turmoil before as a person old enough to actually understand what's going on around them. Its life mate, get on with it and have a laugh, breed with human females, enjoy yourself.
>>53907177
>boonies
wut?
>>53907192
We should let them in and give them the bankers bonuses to start their new lives
Equality destroys unique culture.
You go to Japan, you know you're in Japan. Go yo China, you know you're in China.
Go to most countries in Europe now and it all looks the same.
Go yo London and seeing a Somali pirate dressed as a Beefeater taking a tour around Tower of London and you know something isn't quite right.
Go to Venice and see and afghani gondola rower, you know something isn't quite authentic
>>53907192
WHITE WOMEN DESERVE WANT THE BBC, THEY CRAVE THE BBC AND BY LORD WE SHOULD PROVIDE THEM WITH THE BBC!
in bed~
ALRIGHT BOYS
HAHAHA
>>53906498
Christ, tell me they were arrested for that shit.
>>53907317
So does murdering countless people and setting up colonies.
>>53907345
Don't be fucking racist
>>53907345
German people are arrested for reporting it. No word of a lie.
>>53907345
fucking racist prick
>>53907192
We should take in however many we are legally obligated. No more and no less. If thats a million or 0 then so be it.
>>53907354
THE COLONIES THE BONUSES
>>53907361
>>53907370
Us red-dot ayjins can't be raysis m80, get a clue.
>>53907388
Not an argument.
>>53907317
>Go to most countries in Europe now and it all looks the same
This isn't true at all though.
>I consider myself a fiscal and social conservative, both with a small 'c', m'lady
>>53907354
>the British are the only people in the history of the earth to invade other countries
Colonialism=/=mass immigration
>>53907444
They sure were the most prolific at it!
>Of course I am socially liberal, I believe in equal rights for all people regardless of colour or gender or even lack of gender! Let me get you a glass of alcohol free wine m'lady.
>>53907444
Personally I think the Arabs need to get out of North Africa and go back to Arabia
wanking a poo
>>53907455
>They
Rasheed
Breaking news
Arrested Köln rapist somehow broke out of police custody and nowhere to be found
What a professional refugee
How embarrassing
>I care about politics
don't know what this webm is
I'm a centrist because I have no convictions [read as spine]
>Colonialism was bad, if only the Aztecs had to been allowed to survive with their mass murdering death cult things would have been so much better.
got an angry willy
>>53906592
the self-loathing is very accurate
Dunno what to wank over lads
>>53907538
A woman showing her inner beauty.
>>53907549
Now discuss how evil and barbaric the native Americans were. MUCH worse than the colonists, right?
>>53907568
let me calm it down with my tongue, hand and bum
>>53907619
me and >>53907568
>>53906592
kelly macdonald is so hot in that movie, 2bh
>>53907625
Yes. Do you even know anything about native cultures? Human sacrifice was standard across the Americas, including in the northern areas.
The only reason it was not widely covered is because the Spanish introduced new diseases which Americans were not used to and so the population plummeted. In the North this was so drastic that civilisations collapsed leaving behind empty cities.
What is certain though is that before this apocalyptic disease entry the natives were just as brutal as any other culture on Earth. What can also be said is that they would never have been as liberal as the west became, as there was no tradition of it in these cultures until it was introduced from the outside.
This idea that natives were some pacifist society free of warfare is simply ridiculous. What is worse is that their belief systems mandated war in order to capture sacrifices, which Christianity does not.
>>53907538
She was pretty
>Portland Community College in Oregon has declared April “Whiteness History Month” so faculty and students can study the heritage of whiteness and its impact on society.
Who wants to bet they mean white guilt month?
Thinking of buying an onahole (silicon fanny) lads to improve sexual performance as I have a baby dick. Any other recs?
>>53907715
Human sacrifice wasn't that common there.
In Europe they were still burning heretics and witches.
>>53907788
>Human sacrifice wasn't that common there.
Kek
>British people are proud of colonialism and the British Empire, poll finds
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-people-are-proud-of-colonialism-and-the-british-empire-poll-finds-a6821206.html
Mornin' Angle
>>53907829
How many died from it?
>>53907840
I thought the Independent was supposed to be unbiased towards left or right? That article is full of loaded terms.
>>53907840
>Would I rather be a rich prosperous country or the one that got gutted
WHAT A HARD QUESTION
WHO WOULD CHOOSE TO BE THE LOSER?
alri
>>53907740
Remember, everything was great before white people. The world lived in harmony, they were on the verge of building star ships. Then the dirty snow apes of Europe left their caves with their dogs and ruined everything. You see, the world was so peaceful no one knew how to fight, but y'all snow niggers were fightin' and fuckin' yo dogs for 1000s of years
>>53907868
The independent is openly centre-left.
>>53907857
Nobody knows since there is no way to work it out, since a lot of the North American groups could not write or did not keep records.
>>53907857
It's not a competition. The point is every nation has done something it wouldn't be proud of looking back. But for some reason, whites are portrayed to be the only ones to have done something bad, they always have to apologise and feel guilty for the rest of time. It has to stop. Does anyone mention the Ottoman Empire? Do we constantly brandish "Turkish guilt" into everything? No. But somehow, white guilt will never end
Is it weird to tell your friends about something funny you saw in a porno?
>>53907885
>dogs are mans best friend because they fucked them
Where do they get all this shit?
>>53907937
whites were the only ones who don't lie and wrote it down
Feel like watching some post-apocalyptic films or games or something. Something like The Road of Last of Us.
Is the Walking Dead any good? (The TV show mainly but I also have the game, unplayed).
>>53907970
The Walking Dead is alright but it varies in quality/entertainment value quite a lot.
BT ARE SO INCOMPETENT
"WHAA I CANT DO A REIN TEST EVEN THOUGH ESCALATIONS SAY THAT I CAN"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUU
>>53908031
Calm down lad, go shag a sheep and relax
>>53907970
walking dead's bleak as fuck and pretty slow most of the time t b h. some episodes you finish and go 'wait nothing happened at all'. characters like making overacted speeches where they look all intense and say obvious stuff like 'WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE.....' (intense glare and long pause) ...'THEY DIE'
i love it despite all that though
cara went to the white house lads
>Whites have no culture
We built the world. Fuck your twerking in front of a graffiti wall "culture"
doing an existential dread
>>53908045
The bastard engineer had the CHEEK to refuse to give me his mobile number so I can make sure he's doing his fucking job
Jesus fucking Christ
Waheyy lads, a party just arrived in the post
>>53907840
Looks like you guys aren't as cucked as I thought.
Doing a glucosamine sulphate lads x
>>53908074
>we
Gonna watch a film and have a good lunch before I go into work lads.
What should I do tho:
-Drive to work (5 min down the road) and pick up the pizza i left in the fridge
-Order a chinese
-Go to the chipper
>>53906666
Pleasant quadruple digits.
>>53908074
>twerking in front of a graffiti wall "culture"
pretty much a favourite past time of white girls.
>>53908093
Bit shaky with the camera there, lid. Can't even read the RC label. Flublam is it?
>>53908093
good lad
>>53908112
Shut up faggot. It's a business and it's not "all about the game" you poor fag. You have no idea how a business works. I went to CalTech and live o Mullholland Dr so dont bring up your shit job because I live better than you broke hoe
Why are non western cultures allowed to be proud of their history and have a deep connection to it
While western cultures must have their history muddles, altered, denied, torn apart? Is it because once you remove a people from their history they are easier to control/manipulate?
> tfw another year older
> tfw still don't have the love of my waifu
Do people actually find twerking attractive?
>>53908142
Yeah my phone camera is a bit shit
It is indeed though
morning all
>>53908166
da jews
>people consider British colonialism as simply ISIS on steroids
Oh for fucks sake. ANYTHING to curb around Islam. Islam is always the victim. White people are always worse! Ignore the problems with Islam, white people do bad stuff *gets blown up*
>>53908166
>must have their history muddles, altered, denied, torn apart?
Is that what you call pointing out some of the more unpleasant aspects of it? Nobody is stopping you from being proud of our history you mong.
>>53908166
if only we could teach shakespeare to our children, polposter.
>>53908183
haha alri paki xx
Rorkes on the warpath again lads.
>>53908173
On a student night during Fresher's week I was literally seconds away from cumming in my boxers when a girl was grinding on my dick. If I didn't pull away I am 100% certain I would have spooged a hot sticky mess into them right there in the club.
She wasn't really twerking in the true sense of the word though (the shit niggers do); just sensually grinding on my groin while I had my hands on her.
>>53908233
>tfw never had a girl grind on me
>>53908245
A B S O L U T E
M
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>>53908166
Funny how the ability to feel guilt and empathy, part of what made European civilization successful in the first place, is going to be it's downfall.
>>53908245
if i was that journalist being forced to write that story i'd probably off myself
>>53908245
JAI COURNEY IS GONNA FLIP
my friends birthday was on monday
he invited me and one other guy out to go to a famous nightclub on friday, and to drop an e.
really don't want to go, don't want to spend 6 in the morning standing around in a club wasting money and then wasting the next 3 days on a come down
i would rather just go out with the gang till 2 in the morning and drink and then get on with my life on the weekend
cant tell him no because its his birthday
ffs lads
>>53908285
director said some stupid shit like
>The world isn't ready to see this interpretation of the Joker
When you say something like that, you can expect to let people down twice as hard
Oh, and considering the last person to portray the Joker killed himself shortly after.
>>53908338
Just do it you mentalist
>>53908326
do you think he's actually on suicide watch?
Very very unhappy lads.
Red Doors
>>53908338
Make up an excuse and buy him lunch or something to make up for it.
I'm a cuck, anyone else here a cuck?
""""""""""""""""Great"""""""""""""""" Britain desu.
who /damaged/ here
>>53908386
Terrible idea, I think he'd much rather they just went out and got fucked together desu
>>53908382
mahogany
>>53908367
will be over soon lad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonic_treadmill
>>53908382
rorke
having an apple
Was just about to take the dog on a walk and it started raining, fucking allah m8
>Family demand an apology from the police for investigating their child after he said they live in a terrorist house when he meant "terraced" house
F U C K O F F
If the police didn't investigate, they would have got shit. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
What do they expect? Why wouldn't they investigate when a kid says he lives in a terrorist house?
Fuck off with your apology
VERY tired lads haha
>>53908416
rasheed
>>53908451
the police would have to investigate though, regardless of who said it
people are such nonces
Should I go back to sleep for a bit or get out of bed and become a productive member of society?
>>53908437
The root of my unhappiness is my own unrealistic expectations and my own pride. I know this, but find it difficult to change may ways.
>>53908451
How old are you?
>>53908416
I don't believe all this shit when we're also second highest for disposable income after Norway. And our average wage I'd one of the highest in Europe.
>>53908416
>poor people
Who fucking cares
>>53908416
This is why I'm desperate to leave. My fiancée is American but I'm a wageslave working in retail. I'd never be able to afford to live in America fml
>>53908472
>acknowledging reality makes you a Paki
>>53908451
If the police apologise, it'll be like them admitting fault in which case they'll then pursue compensation. Which will probably sent to ISIS.
>>53908416
We should import a million refugees to fix this.
>>53908356
>>53908433
really cba lads
i was fucked up and wired all the time over the christmas holidays. It's not nearly as novel or special 2bh. I'd rather just go out drinking till like 2 or 3 and call it a night.
>>53908499
>escaping the inequality and long working hours of the UK to live in the US
m8..
>>53908499
what you on about lad everything's cheaper over there so the same amount of money gets you more stuff
>>53908499
>This is why I'm desperate to leave
>talks about moving to america to avoid wageslaving, long working hours and wage inequality
o i am laffin
>>53908495
It's very simple, anon, there is a small group of obscenely wealthy people and the vast majority of the country is poor.
america is only good if you're skilled lad
if you're an unskillled wagey here, you're better off here than there desu.
>>53908582
They earned their money through hard work
>>53908582
this 2bh
>>53908582
The 'poor' still all have plasma TV's and bennies. I don't see many people starving to death.
>accidentally think about sex and warm, tight, soft, qts
>willy becomes stiff
>>53908531
Do it for him mate, it's the nice thing to do
>>53908612
>London
>the heart of Jewery on earth
Sure mate.
Britain is only still standing because this is the elite hub
The bankers the bonuses the bonuses the bankers the tories they should get rid of the bonueses and the footballers and give it all to the nurses it's disgusting!
>>53908245
That's good method acting. Real Daniel Day Lewis level acting.
>>53908582
Did you know, to be in the top 1% of the world you only have to be earning £35,000 a year
do you lads watch uk big brother??
who is this megan girl? she's a proper slapper ay
Our student generation is fucked lads
>bans free speech because it "hurts feelings"
>listens to some random south african telling us to whitewash our history(my family came here as slaves, but I respect that shit)
>"safe space" policy
>lefty agenda in the education
>can go to jail for saying mean things
when did it all go so wrong
Hate my wife lads, might have an affair.
>>53908708
It's still safe in the solitude of your bedroom and on anonymous online imageboards. For now...
>>53908708
there's just two facets to the student generation 2bh
one is the shit tier meme side who do no expect, expect 300k starting jobs and bitch about feelings
the other is hard working and studious. you just don't hear from them about le hurt feelings because they're busy doing work.
>>53908664
But the reason Britain's in this state to begin with is because London takes nearly all the investment, where the rest of the country is left to rot.
Whereas Germany is sensible, and their cities are uniformly developed and nice.
>>53908764
>Germany is sensible
>>53908710
Think about how that would hurt your wife's son though.
>>53908710
font
>>53908683
And to have one of David Cameron's """"""""""starter"""""""""" homes in London you have to be earning twice that amount.
>>53908764
>Whereas Germany is sensible, and their cities are uniformly developed and nice.
>>53908764
>what is a millennium of federalism
>>53908708
Apart from the lgbtsoc being flaming homosexuals, none of this happens at my uni desu
And from talking to people, most seem to despise it, even our vice chancellor who said something about trying to kill free speech at uni is dangerous n tings
>>53908802
w-where did you get this image
>>53908655
>need to study
>just restarted gym and dieting after christmas holidays and trying to quickly rebuild lost gains
>trying to fuck this girl on my course instead
i'd be miserable on the night out and the only reason i'd be there is to be supportive to him.
why, my peenus weanus of course :) hahaha! its my weeeeeenus peanus! haha. my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
>>53908802
Well, a lot more uniformly than Britain.
>>53908808
But anon, even accounting for federalism, it's still not normal.
Even compared to similar countries, the UK is atrocious for regional equality.
cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
>>53908811
Same at my uni 2bh. The student union and it's associated cliques like to make lots of noise but nobody really listens to them.
>buy £500,000 one bedroom flat in london
>paki begins moving in next door
fuck lads
>the same people that complain about housing prices
>the same people that complain about overcrowding
>the same people that complain about NHS wait times
>the same people that complain about wage compression
>are the same people that support mass immigration
>>53908875
GET HIM JANNY
>>53908976
Fuck off, millionaire.
GET IT STRAIGHT FROM SELCO
SELCO!
ITS WHERE THE TRADES GO
>>53908976
>London
That's where you went wrong.
>>53908980
Excellent analysis, you should post it to Facebook and impress all your friends.
>>53908980
>expecting logic from these people
>>53908980
Yes, good goy, it's all the immigrants' fault.
>>53908980
sounds like you've done the research and crunched the numbers and arrived at an irrefutable conclusion lad, good job
might start a CuckSoc at my university
Cuckoldry is a thinking man's fetish after all
>>53909060
Rasheed
>>53909060
>Not blaming both the economic elite and the immigrants
Top pleb
>>53908976
How do pakis afford to live somewhere that expensive?
>>53909060
Ofc the elites play a part in this but simple logic is the more people you have the less there is to go atound
>>53909083
Rasheed
quite enjoy the way i can make you puppets type the word rasheed whenever i feel like it t b h
>>53909099
They can't, that's the flaw in these posts
Only way they can if they have lots of oil monies
>>53909128
rorkesheed
I am a muslim and I dislike the things you like
Pakis live 20 to a house is how they afford expensive houses
How do I get a qt child bride? I prayed to Allah but I have been given no answer.
thinking of doing a college course lads
Just tried some ox heart for the first time lads. Tasted no different than diced beef desu
>>53909232
Which one?
>>53909244
that's cos it is beef lad
>>53909280
Women's studies
Have I got news for you?
>>53909280
dunno
>>53909109
But anon, all immigrants combined only make up 7.98% of the population.
I chewed gum with my asshole as a drunken dare.
It worked.
And I got $50 now.
>>53909333
Far too many
>>53909333
THAT DOESNT FIT MY ARGUMENT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-35368401
>wank
>dip my hand in the communal trail mix bag
>>53908980
Total bollocks.
People who complain about lower wages know exactly because its of the immigrants. All those are working class issues and most of them don't support mass immigration.
toffs can afford houses, private health care and prefer to live out of the city.
because...
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
>>53909333
>only
